Carrying him up that handrailless stair was probably the most dangerous stunt in this movie so far #monsterdon

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So there are about 12 mins left in this movie and Frankenstein [sic] has not yet meet the Space Monster.

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Fun fact.

Adam Steele went on to sell gas station boner pills.

clearly someone is an acolyte of the Ed Wood method of editing film

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To the action vespa!

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Frank's a bit of a Streisand when it comes to fighting the ICE snatch squad! #Monsterdon

Jets-a-go-go #Monsterdon

ah, the FU series jets.

teehee.

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"Scramble all jets. Cook the bombers over easy" #Monsterdon

If there's one complaint I have about modern science fiction it's that they rarely, if ever, scramble the jets. #monsterdon

My high school son leaves tomorrow for a 2-week trip to Europe with the school band. I love him so much I am missing #monsterdon to help him pack. Kids never fully grasp the sacrifices we make for them.

Scramble all jets music!

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It's like the keystone cops air force

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The actors for both Princess Marcuzan and Colonel Frank have stills from this movie as their IMDB profile pictures

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MOVE ZIG

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Tearing up the grass with his jeep... #monsterdon

Why do so many people in movies disbelieve the alien landing when Roswell NM can keep up a great tourist economy for years? #Monsterdon

Wait, that's not the same plane as before

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"Scramble the jet!" ????

This was Homeland Security in 1964

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Priority one? #monsterdon

“Don’t try to talk anymore, just keep quiet and follow me” never go to a second location with a creepy cis male scientist, Frank 😱 #Monsterdon

Title drop? Sorta kinda half of it... But why? He is not a Frankenstein. He's an Incredible Melting Terminator Astronaut.
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sir, nothing about this movie has been fantastic, not even in the 1950s sense. #monsterdon

Robo Frank puts the Frank in Frankenstein… get it? 🤣🤣
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#monsterdon Petey the Plane stars in "You're in the army now!"

“Have you got a telephone?”

“Cerveza?”

‘Cause that’s clearly what he said.

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el telephon-o. wow, what if that guy dies. #monsterdon

If only telephone were a cognate in whatever language they speak in Puerto Rico #monsterdon

All your surf bass are belong to us

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"el telephone-o" buddy you are so close to accidentally being correct

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come on now, we've already proven Frank's good at killing things, AND Karen like him, why not let him go and rescue Karen. #monsterdon

@bunnyhero working on it

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Not Code 24!!! #Monsterdon

"let's see if there's any other Earth devices in her satchel" YEAH A BOMB, BITCH. *WHAM* #monsterdon

Karen didn't get back to the cave....

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Rude of them to keep calling this woman a Karen.

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Are these different ladies or are they running them through again? #Monsterdon

This women conveyer belt thing is the worst in-flight entertainment I've ever seen!

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Dr Nadir my dear.
"The lucky ones are dead. The rest will go mad."
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Crap, they’re going to show Adam and Frank walking the whole dang way #Monsterdon

"I'm certain Karen drove the scooter up this exposed ridge, it stands to reason" #monsterdon

Geez, dude. You sent Karen away. Why the fuck are you wondering where she is now?

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@ricci It helps that media created by the US government is automatically public domain.

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WatchVibe™️

Maximum power! ⬆️
Code 24 connections ⬆️
Correct amount of stock footage ⬇️

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oh boy more mil stock footage

this was the ai slop in the 60s lol

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We're gonna get 10 minutes of stock footage and then 25 seconds of Frankie-bot vs. The Creature from The Black Lagoon, aren't we?

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#Monsterdon My Partner: STOCK FOOTAGE!

(the windsock comes on screen)

My Partner: SOCK FOOTAGE!

stock footage -- drink! #monsterdon

Um, these soldier uniforms are not from the same decade as the party we just saw #Monsterdon

I was so occupied by the puzzling fetish material that I forgot about the stock footage

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Fun fact: footage produced by the US govt is public domain and thus even cheaper than the rest of this movie! #Monsterdon

"...we got a Code 24, see"

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Wait wasn't the guy just calling him Colonel and then he picked up the phone and said, "General Bowers speaking"??

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@allanb HE SAID TWIX NOT ROLL HOW'RE YOU GONNA ROLL WITH A TWIX SOLDIER GOT AN ANSWER FOR ME THERE?

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ROLL THAT BEAUTIFUL STOCK FOOTAGE

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"It's been eight minutes. GET ME SOME STOCK FOOTAGE." #monsterdon

so now we're gonna have the Bay of Pigs because Frank is mildly radioactive? #monsterdon

It says it right here in the script, general

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#monsterdon teletypes on full alert!

"Code 24" is that his manchurian code phrase?

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oh my god it was Code 24

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You just received a Twix from Washington?

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poor Mull. he just wants a friend, but no one speaks his language and they all just scream when they see him. i'd be in a bad mood too. #monsterdon

If you have prime and are interested we're going to be doing the new Jon Cena/Idris Elba movie at 10 P ET tuesday night for #Catitstu I sensed serious paycheck grab but quite a few people have told me they liked it. #monsterdon

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Produced by dirty old men who wanted a free Puerto Rican vacation.

Dr. Nadir and the Princess are enjoying this entirely too much. #monsterdon

she's in no real danger, it's just that his breath is _so bad_

they haven't taken him to the vet since the war

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ok that was a good fast zoom

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“This is a very advanced-looking device for this society. What is this device?!”

“It’s my Tamagotchi pet! Please make sure you feed it!”

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#monsterdon Wait, I thought you wanted to useful mates not monster food..

OH WAIT MULL IS THE SPACEMONSTER

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It’s the slow blink school of method acting. The script must have been reviewed by cats!
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[sighing] it’s a “pocket retro game emulator”? does that make any sense to your people? #monsterdon

"This is a very advanced looking device for this society!"

Bat Boy, "put her in the cage next to Mok!"

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THEY GOT KAREN 😱

@ricci I mean I would be bored too (if not for the #Monsterdon feed) so it seems fair

Putting them under fitted sheets so they'll never find their way out.

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Strange how all the women are so cooperative.
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Ok, seriously, this movie was written in 1965, did they not think to get a "don't sound like a Nazi" consultant?

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Not all the women filing through the space ship like it’s the third time they’ve been abducted by aliens this month 😄 #Monsterdon

@apLundell Gotta line up for kidnapping

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🧟‍♂️ TRIVIA MEETS THE SPACEMONSTER

Screenwriter George Garrett later became the poet laureate of Virginia.

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Scientist Karen (though she’s currently my fave character in this movie who isn’t wearing a headpiece) really needs to work on her screams #Monsterdon

I think the Martians chasing the scooter on foot counts as "Vehicle Chase" to me, actually. Marking it

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Meanwhile, the vespa has travelled one hundred more feet.

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I guess that's one way to enforce no diving in the pool, damn #monsterdon

No shit, this song could have been a hit in ‘65.

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@Newpa_Hasai interplanetary party crashers!

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Is there a special reason most of the pool party footage is focused on the groin area?? #Monsterdon 🤖 #FrankensteinMeetsTheSpacemonster

#Monsterdon it's like the tardis, but they don't want _a_ mate, they want _to_ mate

30 dancers and one guy just doing laps because he can.

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They're not going to get their full deposit back on that scooter #monsterdon

and now for some shots of people's butts while they dance

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60's butt cam. #Monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetsTheSpaceMonster

Pretty sure the good acid in the 1960s had you thinking spacemen were chasing you....

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#Monsterdon single woman? walking alone across the puerto rican beach? you just *know* she's gonna get picked up by martian kidnappers

The most interesting thing so far has been the power dynamic between Princess and Nadir.

And the 60s music

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It's always fun when I watch an old monster movie at 1.25 speed to catch up and it feels like it's at the normal speed of a contemporary movie.
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