"Until the radiation levels go down. In eight or nine hundred trillion years." #monsterdon
When our defective Frankenstein will face "The Mull"?
#monsterdon
#Monsterdon pincess mononoke...er monologe tells the story...
"Ha-ha...! Mull like convertible girl..."
Chris Fleming described this relationship dynamic as "theater girl and shy gay guy." #monsterdon
...Dude don't read your lines into the camera. #Monsterdon
Obliterating the 4th wall. Amirite?
sexytimes with Dr. Nadir
Mars need women!
Dr Nadir: LET NO MAN BE HAPPY WHO IS NOT DEAD. #Monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetsTheSpaceMonster
#Monsterdon Awesome, is "don't listen to the woman scientist" on the bingo card?
Is he talking about the audience?? #Monsterdon
DOCtor NayDEER is pretty dark.
I feel like the Princess and Dr Nadir could do a podcast....
I guess the crew just isn't up to date on current events?
#Monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetsTheSpaceMonster
Bat-boy, aren't you overdue for a Laether Strip concert?
"we've chosen to let you die" #monsterdon
Hahahah I always bring a horrifying monster in a cage when I go space exploring in my Nefretiri cosplay #Monsterdon
@bstacey absolute cinema #monsterdon
Is the Princess doing a podcast?
ah, they blew up one planet, but managed to get here _just_ before this one got fucked up
Oh lord, it's time for Alien Exposition Hour :/ #Monsterdon
#monsterdon THe lucky ones are dead.. the others will rot away and die in agony.. NICE!!
MEANWHILE, AT EPCOT #monsterdon
What was the round globe-like thing the dude tried to shove in Saunderβs face?
"She's too loud, fuck this I'm out"
We have at least two monsters.
This is far more than I expected.
#Monsterdon π΅π· π§ββοΈβοΈ π πΎ π±
Of course I am rooting for Dr. Nadir. You?
Wow, her screaming was so obnoxious even though he wanted to steal the car he just noped right on out of there!
26 minutes in and we've FINALLY returned to the plot.
And now the communicator is ready for her to talk to THE MEN.
Boop boop boop beep beep boop beep beep boop
(screaming)
boop boop boop beep beep boop beep beep boop
I think frankenstein IS the space mosnter. #monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetsTheSpaceMonster
Holy Spaceballs I had to mute that lady screaming
Leatherface #Monsterdon
Yeah dude, that screaming bugs me, too. #Monsterdon
(that's it, that's the end of the booklet) #monsterdon
Wait, why is the super obedient soldier robot randomly murdering some dude for no reason?
Wow that turned murderous quite quickly
@LGS No but you can just subtract the current time from 9 PM Eastern/6 PM Pacific/whatever it is in your timezone to know how far in we are
Take the car - you'll get there sooner
#monsterdon They have pilots on their miss aisles?
oh they got GOOD beepy noises for the robot. #monsterdon
We have a Frankenstein and a space monster. Now we just need them to meet. #monsterdon
#Monsterdon π΅π· π§ββοΈβοΈ π πΎ π±
And *that* is a state of the art microphone, my friends
Aw, that's nice, they have a pet on board #monsterdon
...What was he trying to do? And what was he trying to do it WITH? #Monsterdon
@RobynGoodfellow was just thinking that if Lorre and Lovitz had a babyβ¦
πΆ I got me a Chrysler, it seats about twenty πΆ
the thrilling driving to fake-Sinatra scene
Ah! So, is Mull the titular βSpace Monster?β
Harvey Dent, the untold story.
Were Stars on '45 around in '65? because
Ew, Elon Musk-style management. The alien footsoldiers need a union #Monsterdon
They just happen to keep a giant monster in the hold in case they want to kill someone gruesomely. Is this typical for scientific expeditions? I'm only familiar with Okeanos Explorer, which rarely has any living monsters inside.
#Monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetsTheSpaceMonster
#monsterdon Your typical face-melted astronaut reaction..
I assume Phase 2 is Puerto Rico vacation #monsterdon
We must admit that's a pretty good makeup!
#monsterdon
And they have a caged monster onboard, for... reasons.
How long did that actress stand in front of her mirror at home practicing that line, "NO.....we will make <churn lips provocatively>....an example of him....<wild side eye to assistant>"
Oh, it's night for night filming now!
Bring him to mull, they can mull things over
Can we skip all that and get right to PHASE IV?
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Mull looks like he needs a juice box and a nap.
#Monsterdon The car doesn't have a top, girl! Move!
Trust me they'll never see the line in the bald caps.
Mull... the safe car wash monster...
oh okay actually thats a pretty monstery space monster
Friendly puppy! (I think the name was "Mok")
Woof, Data after meeting the Borg Queen D: #Monsterdon
Our space monster! #monsterdon
@Terencio OMG yes
My dogs are not enjoying those monster growls
Phase 2? Is this the prequel to Plan 9?
I may be developing a slight crush on the Martian Princess
"There can be no more failures. Bring him to mama."
This Frankenstein's Monster is kinda cute. I wonder if he has an enormous schwanzstucker... #Monsterdon
βOh no, my barely-human disguise!β
#Monsterdon
Phase Two? The Start Trek fan-made series? #Monsterdon
#monsterdon Forced into man-on-top-get-it-over-with-quick. LOL.
@RobynGoodfellow Heβs only missing the full accent. He needs to do it!
Is that the guy from The Smashing Pumpkins?
#Monsterdon π΅π· π§ββοΈβοΈ π πΎ π±
Wait do we know who that caged monster is already?
#Monsterdon Is that Jon Lovitz?
I appreciate this groovy space launch prep montage music!
Cameraman! It's cool if you wanna back off a little from the close-ups. We had the director's wife do the make-up, remember.
'This is absurd" you said it, sister!
NOT PHASE TWO!! π±
Bat-boy only got this job on his killer eyeliner skills.
@bstacey π
i wish i knew what color her dress was #monsterdon #frankensteinmeetsthespacemonster
#Monsterdon Loving Temu Vulcan's eyeliner.
I like how little effort the makeup department put into evening out the obvious edge of the bald caps on the aliens #Monsterdon
When did Bat Boy defect to Mars?
If they donβt play holographic chess on that table, I will be upset #Monsterdon c
a nadir x noho hank crossover film event could fix me #monsterdon
Dr. Nadir is _such_ middle management. #monsterdon