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ryan@social.miyaku.media
no writersβ barely-disguised fetishes to see here! move along folks! #monsterdon
Trixter of the Moon Council
trixter@retro.pizza
Joining #monsterdon in media res and I'm excited to see what I'm being thrown into.
cs
cs@mastodon.sdf.org
βbreeding stockβ βno womenβ? What about the Princess? #monsterdon
Wulfric
wulfric@beige.party
These aliens are not the pollinators we planted the flowers for.
Lorgo Numputz
lorgonumputz@beige.party
I'm starting to feel the 4th wall breaks are purposeful.
Proud Owlbear
cocaine_owlbear@retro.pizza
#Monsterdon SHE CAN TALK!
Blake C. Stacey
bstacey@icosahedron.website
"The writer's barely disguised fetish" is the free space on the weekly bingo card, right?
The Witch of Crow Briar
crowbriarhexe@tech.lgbt
To be fair if somebody tried to set me on fire Iβd probably do that too #Monsterdon
Ysengrin Blackpaw π WPAFW
YsengrinWolf@meow.social
We have coffee!
Ari of Monster Island
arisummerland@mas.to
Nazo
nazokiyoubinbou@urusai.social
(Also why didn't they just try asking? There are people out there who would have been like "ok, that's kind of gross, but I'll go along just to get out of here.)
Tucker McKnight
tuckerm@saltylike.us
When did movies stop having actors look directly in to the camera during exposition scenes? Bring that back! We're the ones they're talking to, after all.
littlemiao :jewish_pride_flag:
littlemiao@babka.social
Excellent screams. 10/10 #Monsterdon
SpookJ π»
SnoopJ@hachyderm.io
Every soldier on that craft is like "ah shit here they go explaining the plan again"
Fine, as exposition goes. At least we have some backstory for the Martians.
klu9
klu9@ohai.social
"Where the white women at?" #Monsterdon
Nazani
Nazani@universeodon.com
Princess' dress & hat fabric- doesn't drape well, must be uncomfortable to wear. Raw edge on hat, lining showing at neckline. Some type of lurex display cloth?
#Monsterdon
rebeld π¨π¦ has moved
rebeld@mstdn.ca
Proud Owlbear
cocaine_owlbear@retro.pizza
#Monsterdon say breeding stock again, I fucking dare youβ¦
OldRustBucket
OldRustBucket@techhub.social
So Princess Mars doesn't do the Martian nasty? #monsterdon
Violinknitter
Violinknitter@wandering.shop
Of course theyβre looking for βbreeding stockβ
π€¦ββοΈπ€¦ββοΈπ€¦ββοΈπ€¦ββοΈπ€¦ββοΈ #Monsterdon
Terencio
"All the lucky ones will not be in this movie." #monsterdon
Nazo
nazokiyoubinbou@urusai.social
Don't you just love how the bad guys just calmly explain the backstory that every single one of them already knows to each other so that they can know the thing they already know?
gwildor
jivens@beige.party
#monsterdon All these races think their solution is to capture humans.. I've got news for you..
Solarbird :flag_cascadia:
moira@mastodon.murkworks.net
pngwen
pngwen@mastodon.sdf.org
Strangely specific song on the radio. That's a red flag right there ladies!
RamenCatholic π’π
RamenCatholic@mindly.social
@Copperplate and I'm sure some kid licked off all the lead paint decades ago! #Monsterdon
TheREALPaulJohnson
RobynGoodfellow@mastodon.murkworks.net
This has been Martian Exposition hour. Thanks for tuning in. Drink your Ovaltine. #Monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetsTheSpaceMonster
Clara π³οΈββ§οΈ
rallias@hax.social
Damn it, why does he sound like Elon Musk?
David Zaslavsky
diazona@techhub.social
LA Sooner
MatthewTitus88
"Until the radiation levels go down. In eight or nine hundred trillion years." #monsterdon
Guda Blues
gblues@bolha.us
When our defective Frankenstein will face "The Mull"?
#monsterdon
Phillip Vuchetich
philvuchetich@bsd.network
#Monsterdon pincess mononoke...er monologe tells the story...
That_Damn_Frank
That_Damn_Frank@beige.party
"Ha-ha...! Mull like convertible girl..."
Srol
srol@mellified.men
Chris Fleming described this relationship dynamic as "theater girl and shy gay guy." #monsterdon
Cactuar Joe
CactuarJoe@retro.pizza
...Dude don't read your lines into the camera. #Monsterdon
Judgment Dave
davesdogmaggie@mstdn.social
Obliterating the 4th wall. Amirite?
jammerb :twit:
jammerb@twit.social
Mars need women!
TheREALPaulJohnson
RobynGoodfellow@mastodon.murkworks.net
Dr Nadir: LET NO MAN BE HAPPY WHO IS NOT DEAD. #Monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetsTheSpaceMonster
klu9
klu9@ohai.social
Is he talking about the audience?? #Monsterdon
Ari of Monster Island
arisummerland@mas.to
DOCtor NayDEER is pretty dark.
Neia masks
neia@fedi.ikeran.org
I guess the crew just isn't up to date on current events?
#Monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetsTheSpaceMonster
Socketwench
socketwench@masto.hackers.town
Bat-boy, aren't you overdue for a Laether Strip concert?
rj
arrjay@tacobelllabs.net
"we've chosen to let you die" #monsterdon
Violinknitter
Violinknitter@wandering.shop
Hahahah I always bring a horrifying monster in a cage when I go space exploring in my Nefretiri cosplay #Monsterdon
bobert
combatwombat@hachyderm.io
@bstacey absolute cinema #monsterdon
Ross of Ottawa
ottaross
Is the Princess doing a podcast?
Solarbird :flag_cascadia:
moira@mastodon.murkworks.net
ah, they blew up one planet, but managed to get here _just_ before this one got fucked up
Cactuar Joe
CactuarJoe@retro.pizza
Oh lord, it's time for Alien Exposition Hour :/ #Monsterdon
gwildor
jivens@beige.party
#monsterdon THe lucky ones are dead.. the others will rot away and die in agony.. NICE!!
rj
arrjay@tacobelllabs.net
MEANWHILE, AT EPCOT #monsterdon
Ben Ramsey
ramsey@don.monster
What was the round globe-like thing the dude tried to shove in Saunderβs face?
Softwarewolf
faoluin@chitter.xyz
"She's too loud, fuck this I'm out"
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allanb
We have at least two monsters.
This is far more than I expected.
AmyFou ποΈ
amyfou@lingo.lol
#Monsterdon π΅π· π§ββοΈβοΈ π πΎ π±
Of course I am rooting for Dr. Nadir. You?
Nazo
nazokiyoubinbou@urusai.social
Wow, her screaming was so obnoxious even though he wanted to steal the car he just noped right on out of there!
wohali
wohali@timeloop.cafe
26 minutes in and we've FINALLY returned to the plot.
And now the communicator is ready for her to talk to THE MEN.
Blake C. Stacey
bstacey@icosahedron.website
Boop boop boop beep beep boop beep beep boop
(screaming)
boop boop boop beep beep boop beep beep boop
Plaid
plaidtron3000@jorts.horse
I think frankenstein IS the space mosnter. #monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetsTheSpaceMonster
Ari of Monster Island
arisummerland@mas.to
Holy Spaceballs I had to mute that lady screaming
klu9
klu9@ohai.social
Leatherface #Monsterdon
Cactuar Joe
CactuarJoe@retro.pizza
Yeah dude, that screaming bugs me, too. #Monsterdon
Nazo
nazokiyoubinbou@urusai.social
Wait, why is the super obedient soldier robot randomly murdering some dude for no reason?
Uptown Song Club
uptownsongclub@linernotes.club
(that's it, that's the end of the booklet) #monsterdon
SpookJ π»
SnoopJ@hachyderm.io
Ari of Monster Island
arisummerland@mas.to
Wow that turned murderous quite quickly
David Zaslavsky
diazona@techhub.social
@LGS No but you can just subtract the current time from 9 PM Eastern/6 PM Pacific/whatever it is in your timezone to know how far in we are
jammerb :twit:
jammerb@twit.social
Take the car - you'll get there sooner
Randy_underscore_S
randy_s@mefi.social
#monsterdon They have pilots on their miss aisles?
rj
arrjay@tacobelllabs.net
oh they got GOOD beepy noises for the robot. #monsterdon
LA Sooner
MatthewTitus88
We have a Frankenstein and a space monster. Now we just need them to meet. #monsterdon
AmyFou ποΈ
amyfou@lingo.lol
#Monsterdon π΅π· π§ββοΈβοΈ π πΎ π±
And *that* is a state of the art microphone, my friends
So many dynamos
Zerofactorial@noc.social
Aw, that's nice, they have a pet on board #monsterdon
Uptown Song Club
uptownsongclub@linernotes.club
Cactuar Joe
CactuarJoe@retro.pizza
...What was he trying to do? And what was he trying to do it WITH? #Monsterdon
Judgment Dave
davesdogmaggie@mstdn.social
@RobynGoodfellow was just thinking that if Lorre and Lovitz had a babyβ¦
rj
arrjay@tacobelllabs.net
πΆ I got me a Chrysler, it seats about twenty πΆ
wohali
wohali@timeloop.cafe
the thrilling driving to fake-Sinatra scene
Nazo
nazokiyoubinbou@urusai.social
Ben Ramsey
ramsey@don.monster
Ah! So, is Mull the titular βSpace Monster?β
Socketwench
socketwench@masto.hackers.town
Harvey Dent, the untold story.
Solarbird :flag_cascadia:
moira@mastodon.murkworks.net
Were Stars on '45 around in '65? because
Neia masks
neia@fedi.ikeran.org
They just happen to keep a giant monster in the hold in case they want to kill someone gruesomely. Is this typical for scientific expeditions? I'm only familiar with Okeanos Explorer, which rarely has any living monsters inside.
#Monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetsTheSpaceMonster
Jason π³οΈβπ:mastodon:
70sgayspaceangel@mas.to
Ew, Elon Musk-style management. The alien footsoldiers need a union #Monsterdon
gwildor
jivens@beige.party
#monsterdon Your typical face-melted astronaut reaction..
So many dynamos
Zerofactorial@noc.social
I assume Phase 2 is Puerto Rico vacation #monsterdon
Guda Blues
gblues@bolha.us
We must admit that's a pretty good makeup!
#monsterdon
rebeld π¨π¦ has moved
rebeld@mstdn.ca
And they have a caged monster onboard, for... reasons.
Hollie
hollie@social.coop
How long did that actress stand in front of her mirror at home practicing that line, "NO.....we will make <churn lips provocatively>....an example of him....<wild side eye to assistant>"
Ari of Monster Island
arisummerland@mas.to
Oh, it's night for night filming now!
GoinFawr
goinfawr@mstdn.social
Bring him to mull, they can mull things over
Socketwench
socketwench@masto.hackers.town
Can we skip all that and get right to PHASE IV?
π π π π π π π π π
Mme Zabet
mmezabet@craftgoblin.club
Mull looks like he needs a juice box and a nap.
Joey BoughtACola
JoeyBoughtACola@mstdn.social
Trust me they'll never see the line in the bald caps.
Lysdexic
lysdexic@hachyderm.io
#Monsterdon The car doesn't have a top, girl! Move!
That_Damn_Frank
That_Damn_Frank@beige.party
Mull... the safe car wash monster...
πΉπͺBig Tuff AlπΉπͺ
bigtuffal@dice.camp
oh okay actually thats a pretty monstery space monster
Ysengrin Blackpaw π WPAFW
YsengrinWolf@meow.social
Friendly puppy! (I think the name was "Mok")
OldRustBucket
OldRustBucket@techhub.social
Our space monster! #monsterdon
Cactuar Joe
CactuarJoe@retro.pizza
Woof, Data after meeting the Borg Queen D: #Monsterdon
David Zaslavsky
diazona@techhub.social
@Terencio OMG yes