Bat Boy #2 ... "This is a clear case of failure"

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Initiate preliminary pretakeoff procedures? Not the PrPrPrs!!

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Tsk, visible bald cap lines. #monsterdon

I have an awful feeling that the martians culture is a comando culture. Either that or their pressure suits conceal their panty lines.

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This space minion is dying for an opportunity to pull Count Orlok aside and ask why he never called after their date

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"He's unconscious, but from what he told us..."

wait what? :thonking:

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#monsterdon The Wham-O guns are pretty nifty..

The Princess's henchmen are no match for Two-Face

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who is ready for the most cheaply dressed dark space elf army ever i know i am

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Okay, I admit I’m impressed the spaceship comprises multiple sets. #monsterdon

Nazi biker from Any which way but loose! #Monsterdon

Now I wanna see the princess's ears...

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Man, the princess. They *definitely* have underwire technology. #Monsterdon

People throw around the phrase "leaves nothing to the imagination" but those jumpsuits are actually doing it. #monsterdon

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The alien's have 100% visible panty line technology.

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#Monsterdon We haven't completed phase 1, but we must start phase 2, so we can get to phase 3...profit!

#Monsterdon Damn! The aliens have Wammo Air Gun technology! We're doomed!

Were they napping? #Monsterdon

I like how this movie says that yes, a woman can totally be in charge of a space mission, but she'll require a really great hat

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And freezeframe so we can get a good look at the circuit board pasted on the side of Frank's head. We paid good money for that makeup!

Taking swings at someone in a helmet was much more effective than I would have thought.

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1955, and they already looking to replace people's jobs with drones!

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Make sure we get a good look at the paper mache head wound, nice

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SHOOT THEM WITH YOUR TROUBLE BOARD GAME TOKEN! #monsterdon

Oh no, his synthetic skin! That charming smile will open no kore doors for you, buddy

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Ohhh. I get it. With the helmets on they don't have to do the ear makup. #Monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetsTheSpaceMonster

"They will not have lost much time."

BUT WE HAVE!!

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I appreciate that all the bald, pointy eared space minions are wearing lipstick

I feel like they're going to give me a PBS-type description of quaint alien holiday traditions, sitting there like that.

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You can't take-off until you prepare pre-takeoff procedures

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The fact that this movie was made before we had the communication technologies we have today is evident.

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pollenisation? what is this, mars needs pinecones?

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I love how the makeup person ("artist" feels like a stretch) made the crappy visible bald-cap edge look into part of the overall design on Bat-Boy.

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Zoidberg: “What would the robit do??” #Monsterdon

Oh no... robot head, damaged. #monsterdon

Oh, thank the Universe. If there was another second of an astronaut wondering around the desert aimlessly, I'd start having Capricorn One flashbacks.

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Whoa that human in the field had practically Stormtrooper-level aim

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Landing pod — down. Theatre major skills — activated. #Monsterdon

I have become confused as to who the characters are.

you're going...great, movie

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Freeze frame on that face prosthetic that was way too good for a stinker like this: Chef Kiss. #Monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetsTheSpaceMonster

We don't take kindly to yer fancy cityfolk geodesic domes around these parts, robit. G'won, git!!

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oi, leave the manchurian astronaut out of it, he didn't ask for any of this. #monsterdon

Honestly for 1965, the effects are pretty darn good.

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Frank gets an ouchie

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...Did Frank just teleport thirty yards and punch a dude? #Monsterdon

Data! Oh no!!!

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"oh no why did i load my shotgun with puffed rice instead of buckshot" *dies* #Monsterdon

I hope he continues to struggle with his parachute for another 60 seconds of screen time.

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Those weapons are actually sponge-ball air guns. I had one once.

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What the hell is THAT ... oh, it's the alien ship, I thought it was Frank's Mercury-era capsule transmogrified.

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So does the cyborg think he's on Mars now?

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~~Greedo~~ Redneck shot first!

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Why do I feel like the soundtrack is cobbled together from cassette tapes found discarded on the street
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The gestures are an essential component of the landing sequence

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#monsterdon Hey, the vacuum tube survived the face melting!

They flew a Buckey Ball through space?

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Too bad that alien gun has no beam effects. #monsterdon

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Jon Lovitz in his first film role as the bad guy alien.

looks like you brought a shotgun to a lasergun battle, Jeb.

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#Monsterdon Pollinization? Is that the new colonization?

who got chocolate on my keyboard?

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Sweet, good looking colonel is a Frankenstein monster!

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When you shoot at a spaceman, you best not miss.

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@arisummerland I almost had a Buckminster Fellowship but

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WELCOME TO EA💥

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The tragic end of Elmer Fudd. #Monsterdon

that's their spaceship!!? LOLOLOL
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That guy with the shotgun has TERRIBLE aim!

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After their ship crashes, the doctor trims his ear and calls himself Fester.

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@brooke "I'm colorblind kid"

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This landing narration brought to you by Billy Corgan's Halloween Costume. #monsterdon

You should probably sit down for landing Dr Nadir....

Loving the G Force rocking chairs they have, it's like The Expanse is back! /s

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@allanb For the annual Running of the Stock Footage, I take it

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So there's guys in helmets in the alien spaceship and they're not wearing helmets but she's wearing a cool outfit and what???

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Bat Boy's bald cap is really coming up off the back of his neck.

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landing pod plays sick EDM beats during landing

no reason, they just like it that way

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The aliens also get to use nasa stock footage I see #monsterdon

Even Ed Wood had models.

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There goes your quarterly performance bonus, Bat-Boy.

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Destroy what? Him? The ship? The planet?

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wait did this entire movie just turn into SeaQuest?! #monsterdon

#monsterdon The pilot was prematurely ejected!

...those are not retro rockets.

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#Monsterdon roll that beautiful nasa stock footage <3

Dr. Nadir is a bumbling fool.

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I Dream of Genie music cued #Monsterdon

Oh my God her dress... she hasn't stood up until now.

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I’m choosing to believe he’s actually Nardol in disguise #Monsterdon

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This space princess spacecraft captain is clearly important she wears a cool hat, sits in a lounge chair, has sparkly make up and never uses contractions!

Oh cool escape tower sequence. These guys are really digging into the early space film archive.

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Did they just go and use even more stock footage?

What was their budget? Like $5?

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I had to get up and wash my hands because I was eating tim tams and my fingers got sticky. I hope I didnt miss too much stock footage

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"We can rebuild him. We can make him better than before. Better. Faster. Stronger." #Monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetsTheSpaceMonster

#monsterdon This Doors inspired band is grooving pretty hard- note I'm deliberately not listening to the lyrics so I can't speak to their quality...

How is this movie going to go anywhere if they keep blowing up rockets before achieving orbit?

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ah, yeah, this is the capsule parachuting back.

so humanity gets to discover the robot instead.

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stand by (suffocating)

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#monsterdon You fool! That was obviously a spacecraft, not a missile! Oh, you can tell them apart?