Princesses are not women. Got it.
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It's the first ever slow high speed chase!
@strangefour Our bar for "almost no dialogue" is *extremely* low (after Dracula, Prisoner of Frankenstein)
#monsterdon I didn't know cars could drive this slow..
Oh goody. More stock footage.
Did this little bald space elf come from a much campier movie?
#Monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetstheSpaceMonster
#Monsterdon #CoffeeWatch has a report that coffee has been sighted. Repeat. We have a coffee sighting. #frankensteinmeetsthespacemonster1965
ooh, the weapons got upgraded to VAPORIZE #monsterdon
So the rest of the movie is an excuse for a vacation on Puerto Rico.
Beach Mayhem!
ha! perfect! i'll take 3! #monsterdon
White Man in Puerto Rico? Why not try: A Thatch Hat? #monsterdon
That time they zapped him and left the shoes. Proper. #Monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetsTheSpaceMonster
Couple on the beach haven't said a word.
@nev Benicio Del Toro
Killed by a pawn
"She has an entire beach but had to sit right by me."
I feel he should respond to what she said by mansplaining something like "actually, I think you mean he might turn into a Frankenstein's *monster*" #monsterdon
#Monsterdon this woman has never used a towel before I'm her life.
So you mean to tell me that we have some kind of ... Well, a Frankenstein running around out there?
OMG - James "Pathmark commercials" Karen as Dr. Steele! I knew he looked familiar #Monsterdon π€ #FrankensteinMeetsTheSpacemonster https://mstdn.social/@davesdogmaggie/114809354309285266
Oh hell. Did we pick another Frankenstein movie that has almost no dialogue? What is this cheap space stock footage?
Wait oo. This does have spoken lines... Princess~~
#Monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetstheSpaceMonster
Extremely tenuous connection to the title! Drink! #Monsterdon
Wellβ¦ this whole thing is difficult. Letβs just go to San Juan!
#monsterdon
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Oh no the astro-robuts have their first eart woman I think!
My mom, watching the girl dip her pelvis in the water and immediately run away: "Well, she had to pee, soooo...."
"If he had any bad experiences, he might become violent. Out of a sense of self preservation."
Maybe Asimov had the right idea, huh guys???
Evening Vicar!
#monsterdon These beaches are overrun with astronauts!!
@Taweret Isaac Asimov would've asked him what rhymes with orange
...gratuitous bikini shot time? #monsterdon
Are those UFO noises? #Monsterdon
βWeβre leaving for San Juan tonight, and getting the hell out of here! I need a vacation after this shit!β
AH yes, women in bikinis and soundtracks full of Minimoogs
Meanwhile, not on the same plane...
@srol Tracks. #Monsterdon
@Taweret π
βAstro-robitβ! It is Zoidberg! #Monsterdon
@hollie You throwing shade at your kids Hollie?
(I feel retroactively seen and I don't like it)
You can tell when a computer is malfunctioning by the boopy Dee Boop Dee, Boop Dee Boop #Monsterdon
"What you're saying ... he's turned into a ... Frankenstein!"
Well, they took a swing and a miss at that literary reference.
great, once again the mainland dumps a load on Puerto Rico
That guy went from macheteing coconuts to attempted machete murder without a moment's hesitation #monsterdon
#Monsterdon Um, actually the monster didn't have a name, and it was the creator who was named Frankenstein.
@claralistensprechen5th
My reaction to the image on screen was, "Ew!"
This gets pretty silly whenever they stop the stock footage for dialogue.
#monsterdon Meanwhile, a commercial for Puerto Rico...
just tuned into #monsterdon to get two minutes of Concerned Scientists discussing the whatever and then SMASH CUT TO dramatic music and monster hacking someone to death with a machete and I AM SOLD
βHe could turn into aβ¦frankenstein.β
No. Thatβs not how the name βFrankensteinβ works!
"My theory? He was murdered by a crispy robot astronaut."
@diazona uh, reverse that lol
βI donβt know why weβre doing all thisβ is that the director or the producer? #Monsterdon
he might wander for days, mobile but aimless, roving from one beach taco stand to another
I really hope this is a Chupacabra origin story. #monsterdon
βno, actually, iβm saying he could turn into a frankensteinβsββ [axed] #monsterdon
Title drop sort of
"He could turn into a Frankenstein" He's already a Frankenstein? They made him out of parts?
#Monsterdon What would he do? Looks like he would go for a stroll on the beach and kill the first person he encounters..like a modern day Frankensein!
Aw c'mon Frank. You're supposed to KEEP the machete. #Monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetsTheSpaceMonster
The sexual tension between head henchman and evil boss
#Monsterdon
Two phones on the desk, thatβs how you can tell itβs a laboratory. That and the flasks with liquid in them.
#Monsterdon
I've always wondered what aimless staggering actually looks like
oh now he's really axing for it
@nazokiyoubinbou I guess they don't make #Monsterdon movies about those people
@Newpa_Hasai 2 bits
Robutt #Monsterdon
He'd be a Blank!?
And of course we never programmed him what to do in the event of Beach Misadventure #monsterdon
I too wander for days, mobile but aimless.
"Mobile but aimless" -- I can relate.
Haha yes, James Karen pronounced robot as βROW-bitβ.
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Oh so he's A frankenstein, not THE Frankenstein!
"We have no women." So, they are aliens from NorCal, then?
@apLundell Yeah, WTH, so cruel to poor Frank! #Monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetsTheSpaceMonster
#Monsterdon I feel like that scene would be perfect if only the general had his pinky out, daintily drinking his coffee.
I feel that when the Princess says "we have no women" there ought to be a bit more explanation what they mean #monsterdon
Mars Needs Women. That sounds like it would make a good movie. I'd watch that hentai. #Monsterdon
#monsterdon oh wow guess who's playback speed was set to 75% somehow lmao
Astro Row-Butt
astro-robit #monsterdon
Awwwww yeah, it's a robit movie. #monsterdon #robitmovie
Oh boy, a lab scene :D
I thought you was the Robutt. #Monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetsTheSpaceMonster
#Monsterdon Telephone: Weh wah wah wahhh
Exposition alert! #Monsterdon
I'm gonna post this separately later for visibility, but since we're on the topicβimagine a parody of "Science Fiction Double Feature" about all the various Monsterdon movies.
You know, this whole breeding stock mission would be easier today. Just make a craigslist page, and you'd be set!
@apLundell So very jaded even. #monsterdon
Is anyone besides me on Team Sexy Alien Princess? β€οΈ
@SnoopJ Poor Frank needs a little time in the shop for maintenance. #Monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetsTheSpaceMonster I like the compassionate scientist who wants to help Frank.
I dunno why you think trans-oceanic radio reception with a set that size is gonna work well. #monsterdon
That is some shrill and annoying screaming. #Monsterdon
You know how to whistle, donβt you?
#Monsterdon
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We'll never get out of the science bathroom at this rate. #monsterdon