Princesses are not women. Got it.

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It's the first ever slow high speed chase!

@strangefour Our bar for "almost no dialogue" is *extremely* low (after Dracula, Prisoner of Frankenstein)

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#monsterdon I didn't know cars could drive this slow..

Oh goody. More stock footage.

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Did this little bald space elf come from a much campier movie?
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#Monsterdon #CoffeeWatch has a report that coffee has been sighted. Repeat. We have a coffee sighting. #frankensteinmeetsthespacemonster1965

ooh, the weapons got upgraded to VAPORIZE #monsterdon

So the rest of the movie is an excuse for a vacation on Puerto Rico.

Beach Mayhem!

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ha! perfect! i'll take 3! #monsterdon

White Man in Puerto Rico? Why not try: A Thatch Hat? #monsterdon

That time they zapped him and left the shoes. Proper. #Monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetsTheSpaceMonster

Couple on the beach haven't said a word.

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@nev Benicio Del Toro

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Killed by a pawn

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"She has an entire beach but had to sit right by me."

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I feel he should respond to what she said by mansplaining something like "actually, I think you mean he might turn into a Frankenstein's *monster*" #monsterdon

#Monsterdon this woman has never used a towel before I'm her life.

So you mean to tell me that we have some kind of ... Well, a Frankenstein running around out there?

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OMG - James "Pathmark commercials" Karen as Dr. Steele! I knew he looked familiar #Monsterdon 🤖 #FrankensteinMeetsTheSpacemonster https://mstdn.social/@davesdogmaggie/114809354309285266

Oh hell. Did we pick another Frankenstein movie that has almost no dialogue? What is this cheap space stock footage?
Wait oo. This does have spoken lines... Princess~~
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Extremely tenuous connection to the title! Drink! #Monsterdon

Well… this whole thing is difficult. Let’s just go to San Juan!
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Oh no the astro-robuts have their first eart woman I think!

My mom, watching the girl dip her pelvis in the water and immediately run away: "Well, she had to pee, soooo...."

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"If he had any bad experiences, he might become violent. Out of a sense of self preservation."

Maybe Asimov had the right idea, huh guys???

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Evening Vicar!

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#monsterdon These beaches are overrun with astronauts!!

@Taweret Isaac Asimov would've asked him what rhymes with orange

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...gratuitous bikini shot time? #monsterdon

Are those UFO noises? #Monsterdon

“We’re leaving for San Juan tonight, and getting the hell out of here! I need a vacation after this shit!”

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AH yes, women in bikinis and soundtracks full of Minimoogs

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Meanwhile, not on the same plane...

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@srol Tracks. #Monsterdon

@Taweret 😂

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“Astro-robit”! It is Zoidberg! #Monsterdon

@hollie You throwing shade at your kids Hollie?

(I feel retroactively seen and I don't like it)

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You can tell when a computer is malfunctioning by the boopy Dee Boop Dee, Boop Dee Boop #Monsterdon

"What you're saying ... he's turned into a ... Frankenstein!"

Well, they took a swing and a miss at that literary reference.

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"We're leaving for San Juan tonight"

...and we're taking a B-52 to get there??

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great, once again the mainland dumps a load on Puerto Rico

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That guy went from macheteing coconuts to attempted machete murder without a moment's hesitation #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Um, actually the monster didn't have a name, and it was the creator who was named Frankenstein.

@claralistensprechen5th
My reaction to the image on screen was, "Ew!"

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This gets pretty silly whenever they stop the stock footage for dialogue.

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#monsterdon Meanwhile, a commercial for Puerto Rico...

just tuned into #monsterdon to get two minutes of Concerned Scientists discussing the whatever and then SMASH CUT TO dramatic music and monster hacking someone to death with a machete and I AM SOLD

“He could turn into a…frankenstein.”

No. That’s not how the name “Frankenstein” works!

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"My theory? He was murdered by a crispy robot astronaut."

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@diazona uh, reverse that lol

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“I don’t know why we’re doing all this” is that the director or the producer? #Monsterdon

he might wander for days, mobile but aimless, roving from one beach taco stand to another

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I really hope this is a Chupacabra origin story. #monsterdon

“no, actually, i’m saying he could turn into a frankenstein’s”— [axed] #monsterdon

Title drop sort of

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"He could turn into a Frankenstein" He's already a Frankenstein? They made him out of parts?

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#Monsterdon What would he do? Looks like he would go for a stroll on the beach and kill the first person he encounters..like a modern day Frankensein!

Aw c'mon Frank. You're supposed to KEEP the machete. #Monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetsTheSpaceMonster

The sexual tension between head henchman and evil boss
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Two phones on the desk, that’s how you can tell it’s a laboratory. That and the flasks with liquid in them.
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I've always wondered what aimless staggering actually looks like

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oh now he's really axing for it

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@nazokiyoubinbou I guess they don't make #Monsterdon movies about those people

@Newpa_Hasai 2 bits

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Robutt #Monsterdon

He'd be a Blank!?

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And of course we never programmed him what to do in the event of Beach Misadventure #monsterdon

this

nah I don't think this is a Short Circuit prequel.

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I too wander for days, mobile but aimless.

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"Mobile but aimless" -- I can relate.

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Haha yes, James Karen pronounced robot as “ROW-bit”.

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"he might wander for days, mobile but aimless."

LIke most people on Ventura Beach.

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Oh so he's A frankenstein, not THE Frankenstein!

"We have no women." So, they are aliens from NorCal, then?

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@apLundell Yeah, WTH, so cruel to poor Frank! #Monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetsTheSpaceMonster

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Can you scream for 45 seconds?

You've got the part.

#Monsterdon I feel like that scene would be perfect if only the general had his pinky out, daintily drinking his coffee.

I feel that when the Princess says "we have no women" there ought to be a bit more explanation what they mean #monsterdon

Mars Needs Women. That sounds like it would make a good movie. I'd watch that hentai. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon oh wow guess who's playback speed was set to 75% somehow lmao

Astro Row-Butt

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astro-robit #monsterdon

Awwwww yeah, it's a robit movie. #monsterdon #robitmovie

robutt. #monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetsTheSpaceMonster

Oh boy, a lab scene :D

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I thought you was the Robutt. #Monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetsTheSpaceMonster

#Monsterdon Telephone: Weh wah wah wahhh

@trixter Here's a recap for you:

https://icosahedron.website/@bstacey/114809331136087942

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Exposition alert! #Monsterdon

I'm gonna post this separately later for visibility, but since we're on the topic—imagine a parody of "Science Fiction Double Feature" about all the various Monsterdon movies.

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You know, this whole breeding stock mission would be easier today. Just make a craigslist page, and you'd be set!

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@apLundell So very jaded even. #monsterdon

Is anyone besides me on Team Sexy Alien Princess? ❤️

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@SnoopJ Poor Frank needs a little time in the shop for maintenance. #Monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetsTheSpaceMonster I like the compassionate scientist who wants to help Frank.

I dunno why you think trans-oceanic radio reception with a set that size is gonna work well. #monsterdon

That is some shrill and annoying screaming. #Monsterdon

You know how to whistle, don’t you?

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One microphone for both.

They spared no expense. No expense.

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We'll never get out of the science bathroom at this rate. #monsterdon