@srol Tracks. #Monsterdon

@Taweret 😂

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“Astro-robit”! It is Zoidberg! #Monsterdon

@hollie You throwing shade at your kids Hollie?

(I feel retroactively seen and I don't like it)

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You can tell when a computer is malfunctioning by the boopy Dee Boop Dee, Boop Dee Boop #Monsterdon

"What you're saying ... he's turned into a ... Frankenstein!"

Well, they took a swing and a miss at that literary reference.

#Monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetsTheSpacemonster

"We're leaving for San Juan tonight"

...and we're taking a B-52 to get there??

#monsterdon

great, once again the mainland dumps a load on Puerto Rico

#monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetsTheSpacemonster

That guy went from macheteing coconuts to attempted machete murder without a moment's hesitation #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Um, actually the monster didn't have a name, and it was the creator who was named Frankenstein.

@claralistensprechen5th
My reaction to the image on screen was, "Ew!"

#Monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetsTheSpaceMonster

This gets pretty silly whenever they stop the stock footage for dialogue.

#monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetstheSpaceMonster1965

#monsterdon Meanwhile, a commercial for Puerto Rico...

just tuned into #monsterdon to get two minutes of Concerned Scientists discussing the whatever and then SMASH CUT TO dramatic music and monster hacking someone to death with a machete and I AM SOLD

“He could turn into a…frankenstein.”

No. That’s not how the name “Frankenstein” works!

#Monsterdon

"My theory? He was murdered by a crispy robot astronaut."

#Monsterdon

@diazona #monsterdon

If I remember the wikipedia article correctly, Devil Girl actress woulda preferred the women.

@diazona uh, reverse that lol

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“I don’t know why we’re doing all this” is that the director or the producer? #Monsterdon

I really hope this is a Chupacabra origin story. #monsterdon

he might wander for days, mobile but aimless, roving from one beach taco stand to another

#monsterdon

“no, actually, i’m saying he could turn into a frankenstein’s”— [axed] #monsterdon

Title drop sort of

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"He could turn into a Frankenstein" He's already a Frankenstein? They made him out of parts?

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon What would he do? Looks like he would go for a stroll on the beach and kill the first person he encounters..like a modern day Frankensein!

Aw c'mon Frank. You're supposed to KEEP the machete. #Monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetsTheSpaceMonster

The sexual tension between head henchman and evil boss
#Monsterdon

Two phones on the desk, that’s how you can tell it’s a laboratory. That and the flasks with liquid in them.
#Monsterdon

I've always wondered what aimless staggering actually looks like

#monsterdon

oh now he's really axing for it

#monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetsTheSpacemonster

@nazokiyoubinbou I guess they don't make #Monsterdon movies about those people

@Newpa_Hasai 2 bits

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Robutt #Monsterdon

He'd be a Blank!?

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And of course we never programmed him what to do in the event of Beach Misadventure #monsterdon

this

nah I don't think this is a Short Circuit prequel.

#monsterdon

I too wander for days, mobile but aimless.

#monsterdon

"Oh he could feel and experience things, but he wouldn't know anything"

Cuts to scene of a ket head stumbling around on a beach

#Monsterdon

"Mobile but aimless" -- I can relate.

#Monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetsTheSpaceMonster1965

Haha yes, James Karen pronounced robot as “ROW-bit”.

#Monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetsTheSpaceMonster

"he might wander for days, mobile but aimless."

LIke most people on Ventura Beach.

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🇵🇷 🧟‍♂️☄️ 🌌 👾 😱

Oh so he's A frankenstein, not THE Frankenstein!

"We have no women." So, they are aliens from NorCal, then?

#Monsterdon

@apLundell Yeah, WTH, so cruel to poor Frank! #Monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetsTheSpaceMonster

So you're telling me Mars quite literally needs women

#Monsterdon

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Can you scream for 45 seconds?

You've got the part.

#Monsterdon I feel like that scene would be perfect if only the general had his pinky out, daintily drinking his coffee.

I feel that when the Princess says "we have no women" there ought to be a bit more explanation what they mean #monsterdon

Mars Needs Women. That sounds like it would make a good movie. I'd watch that hentai. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon oh wow guess who's playback speed was set to 75% somehow lmao

robut

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the colonel's looking for the MCP

#monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetsTheSpacemonster

Astro Row-Butt

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astro-robit #monsterdon

Awwwww yeah, it's a robit movie. #monsterdon #robitmovie

robutt. #monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetsTheSpaceMonster

Oh boy, a lab scene :D

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I thought you was the Robutt. #Monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetsTheSpaceMonster

#Monsterdon Telephone: Weh wah wah wahhh

@trixter Here's a recap for you:

https://icosahedron.website/@bstacey/114809331136087942

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Exposition alert! #Monsterdon

I'm gonna post this separately later for visibility, but since we're on the topic—imagine a parody of "Science Fiction Double Feature" about all the various Monsterdon movies.

#Monsterdon

You know, this whole breeding stock mission would be easier today. Just make a craigslist page, and you'd be set!

#Monsterdon

@apLundell So very jaded even. #monsterdon

Is anyone besides me on Team Sexy Alien Princess? ❤️

#Monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetsTheSpaceMonster

@SnoopJ Poor Frank needs a little time in the shop for maintenance. #Monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetsTheSpaceMonster I like the compassionate scientist who wants to help Frank.

I dunno why you think trans-oceanic radio reception with a set that size is gonna work well. #monsterdon

That is some shrill and annoying screaming. #Monsterdon

You know how to whistle, don’t you?

#Monsterdon
#FrankensteinMeetsTheSpaceMonster 🧟‍♂️

One microphone for both.

They spared no expense. No expense.

#monsterdon

We'll never get out of the science bathroom at this rate. #monsterdon

no writers’ barely-disguised fetishes to see here! move along folks! #monsterdon

Joining #monsterdon in media res and I'm excited to see what I'm being thrown into.

“breeding stock” “no women”? What about the Princess? #monsterdon

These aliens are not the pollinators we planted the flowers for.

#Monsterdon

I'm starting to feel the 4th wall breaks are purposeful.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon SHE CAN TALK!

"The writer's barely disguised fetish" is the free space on the weekly bingo card, right?

#Monsterdon

To be fair if somebody tried to set me on fire I’d probably do that too #Monsterdon

We have coffee!

#Monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetsTheSpacemonster

COFFEE!!!

#Monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetsTheSpaceMonster1965

(Also why didn't they just try asking? There are people out there who would have been like "ok, that's kind of gross, but I'll go along just to get out of here.)

#Monsterdon

Excellent screams. 10/10 #Monsterdon

When did movies stop having actors look directly in to the camera during exposition scenes? Bring that back! We're the ones they're talking to, after all.

#Monsterdon

Every soldier on that craft is like "ah shit here they go explaining the plan again"

Fine, as exposition goes. At least we have some backstory for the Martians.

#Monsterdon

"Where the white women at?" #Monsterdon

Princess' dress & hat fabric- doesn't drape well, must be uncomfortable to wear. Raw edge on hat, lining showing at neckline. Some type of lurex display cloth?
#Monsterdon

"We have won the war, but have no women."

Says the remaining woman.

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon say breeding stock again, I fucking dare you…

So Princess Mars doesn't do the Martian nasty? #monsterdon

Of course they’re looking for “breeding stock”

🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️ #Monsterdon

"All the lucky ones will not be in this movie." #monsterdon

Don't you just love how the bad guys just calmly explain the backstory that every single one of them already knows to each other so that they can know the thing they already know?

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#monsterdon All these races think their solution is to capture humans.. I've got news for you..

Strangely specific song on the radio. That's a red flag right there ladies!

#Monsterdon

well fuck, it _is_ mars needs women

[fart noises]

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@Copperplate and I'm sure some kid licked off all the lead paint decades ago! #Monsterdon

This has been Martian Exposition hour. Thanks for tuning in. Drink your Ovaltine. #Monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetsTheSpaceMonster

Damn it, why does he sound like Elon Musk?

#Monsterdon

Might I suggest some running to go along with that screaming

But this was the 60's 🤷

#Monsterdon