Massive traffic jam in San Juan as couple riding lawnmower clog up streets at 4 mph #monsterdon

What the fuck is with the music?

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Happy vespa tour of Puerto Rico with groovy tunes!

It’s the scene from Dumb & Dumber!!!

This CAN’T get better.

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Horsies! But why?

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Cue the tourism sequence!

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@Taweret Right! They didn't even try to give her medical attention. #monsterdon

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🧟‍♂️ TRIVIA MEETS THE SPACEMONSTER

Our scientist hero and his assistant are really cruising San Juan's La Fortaleza! That's production value!

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So we all agree this scientist has been having a secret sexual relationship with her hunky mandroid, right? #monsterdon

Capt. Frank N. Saunders #Monsterdon

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Nadir is Nosferatu ⬆️
Breeding stock needs arm flexibility ⬆️
Clarity of plot ⬇️

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Robo-Colonel's electronic components need to stay dry, and he just went underwater. His logs are going to be utterly unreadable.

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Phase 3 may not be possible if we want to keep the PG-13 rating.

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#monsterdon Beatles clones!!! Or .. Beatles??

reading his lines or balancing his chequebook? who can tell.

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Zoinks scoob!

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Full credit to the robot/human actor. He looks like he’s having fun not having fun #Monsterdon

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"Karen, nobody's going to destroy five years of my work! Get on this vespa!"

Does he have a sequencer in his head or what? #Monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetsTheSpaceMonster

Why the two hoses there? Were they gonna milk him? #monsterdon

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We'll do a whole thing where we drive from the airport with no dialouge. It won't be boring at all.

This movie is NASA approved! Completely factual space science lies here in.
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It couldn't have anything to do with Frank...

cue Frank

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#Monsterdon just put that radioactive glass in your pocket, m'dude. That'll be good for the jublies.

Men in Black: Mounted Beach Police #monsterdon

If you ever wondered what Pink Flamingos would be like with Raymond and Connie Marble living in a Puerto Rican geodaisic dome with Gwar's Oderus Urungus as their pet...your brain should be studied.

But also, your ticket has come in! Now you know! #monsterdon

oh right his name is frank. frank n saunders?

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Atomic Glass! Highly radioactive, so I'm holding it in my bare hand.

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OK, here's the thing I've learned about humanity. The Martians don't need to kidnap Earth women, they just need to host a reality show contest called "Martian Breeding Stock."

There will be plenty of applicants. They could keep it going for decades, and make a boatload of earth money too.

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yeah i bet those horses are doing wonders for that crime scene captain military

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It's a coprolith. From the dead guy. Fused by enormous concentrated heat.

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That specimen looks kinda like a piece of ginger root #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon "Nobody's going to destroy 10 years of my life's work". Oh, you.

Under our SOLE supervision GET IT?!

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And then the ants, right movie?

[shakes TV with both hands]

AND THEN THE ANTS, RIGHT!!?!?!?

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*peppy music plays on long drive*
*cut to silent interior of car where a general take off his glasses like he's secretly been a hot librarian with her hair tied up all along*
*cut back to car exterior driving to peppy music*
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"But what I can't understand is ... what that has to do with this story"

So gay. #monsterdon

Hey, a Spanish sign! They must be really be in Puerto Rico.

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I love that the USAF base is just 2 chairs on the beach.

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Yeah this isn't a full-on fetish film at all 🤨

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@amyfou BEACH HORSIES!

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Where the fuck did the horses come from?

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no

wait

WHY DO THE MARTIANS USE EARTH TIME

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You can tell they're aliens because they use 24 hour time like a bunch of Europeans

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what's 1800 hours Martian Time in Atlantic Standard Time?

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Those are some scary cop cars!

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Raising and lowering arms demonstrates adequate joint movement, I guess??? #Monsterdon

Did her swimsuit fade? #Monsterdon

do you have shoulder issues? why cna't you raise your arms over your head?

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Why are all these alien men Nosferatus?

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HORSIES

#Monsterdon Phase Three: The Boning.

And now she's smiling.

Ok, I'm going back to what I said earlier. Instead of attacking Earth, all they had to do was just ask, rofl.

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No put your right foot out, now put your right foot in, now shake it all about.

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This was WAY before Terminator? WOW!

Hey, I though this movie was going to be dumb?

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And we do the hokey pokey and we turn ourselves about!
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So we're doing the sexual assault spaceship? #monsterdon

What’s phase three, sniff test?

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Now do the hokey-pokey. #monsterdon

Does this movie pass the Wilhelm test?

https://discuss.systems/@ricci/114809382166131063

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"Now cluck like a chicken"

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Is that music from Emergency! or Adam-12? #Monsterdon

Oh, so that’s where the song came from…
“She wore an itsy bitsy, teenie weenie-“
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#monsterdon I DIDN'T SAY SIMON SAYS

Now do a little dance #monsterdon

See, the second I wrote that we have a Captive Girl Inspection scene #monsterdon

Wait, are we trying for a Lesbian subtext with the alien princess?

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"Jesus...! These Florida beaches just Suck...!"

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@wohali dammit xD

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"I never said 'Simon Says' : DESTROY HER" <-- the space princess, probably, in an alternative plot

You don't want to move your inspection of a captive to somewhere that isn't the ship's bridge? Maybe I'm the paranoid one...

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Relevant to the current stated alien goals

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#monsterdon budget movie tips! save on mics! just don’t use ‘em!

"Bring the captive girl in. I want to inspect her myself. I'll go put on my P***Y INSPECTOR shirt."

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Cut from girl abduction to bomber was so smooth. Now for a silent, traveling, montage with music overlain. #Monsterdon

I legitimately feel like most MCU movies could be improved if exposition scenes had all their audio replaced with this jaunty mystery library music. #monsterdon

mars has chicken inspectors?

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I think I heard a half second of a scene that was mostly cut out...? I should expect nothing more from this movie

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@SnoopJ Or they forgot to bring their microphone to Puerto Rico. Also no dialogue in the airport scene, but moving lips.. #monsterdon

#monsterdon Space leering...

This was all just an excuse to take a trip to Puerto Rico, wasn't it?

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Doors slam. No sound.

People talking clearly. No sound.

All of a sudden siren blasts.

Ouch.

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slowest.

car chase.

ever.

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Ah yes, the haunting "airport loading and unloading zone" theme

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@yatsu

#monsterdon. They're fixing to get ready.

S.J. NIPS CRABBERS 3-2

All I care about now is this headline

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You know, you’re right, this scene is far better without any expository dialog. Just as long as we get the “entering into cars and pulling away” shots, we’re good. #monsterdon

I haven't wanted to say anything about it, because I know when I do the movie is gonna regret it, but I appreciate that this film seems to be trying hard to be the best bad movie it can be. #monsterdon

Who needs sound effects if you have a rocking soundtrack?

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Women captured: 1

Y'all need to learn Spanish, cuz you're going to be there a while.

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Wow those cars sure could use some rear tire inflation!

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@CactuarJoe@retro.pizza The actors must have been paid by the line.

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So much for Puffy Guy #monsterdon

You're not gonna win the Olympic medal for synchronised cabbing with door closures like that! C'mon, team, get it together!

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Bro did you even want coconuts or murder
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We couldn't come up with script for the section so we're just going to do a montage with music.

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If we play this music, we don't have to have lines!

Or maybe they just got really bad audio from these takes and had no choice.

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"Look, in-camera audio is expensive, not to mention ADR."

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And now, Frankenstein takes a lovely beach vacation after killing a guy with a machete

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