So gay. #monsterdon

Hey, a Spanish sign! They must be really be in Puerto Rico.

#Monsterdon

I love that the USAF base is just 2 chairs on the beach.

#monsterdon

Yeah this isn't a full-on fetish film at all 🤨

#Monsterdon

@amyfou BEACH HORSIES!

#Monsterdon

Where the fuck did the horses come from?

#Monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetsTheSpaceMonster1965

no

wait

WHY DO THE MARTIANS USE EARTH TIME

#monsterdon

You can tell they're aliens because they use 24 hour time like a bunch of Europeans

#monsterdon

what's 1800 hours Martian Time in Atlantic Standard Time?

#Monsterdon

Those are some scary cop cars!

#Monsterdon

Raising and lowering arms demonstrates adequate joint movement, I guess??? #Monsterdon

Did her swimsuit fade? #Monsterdon

do you have shoulder issues? why cna't you raise your arms over your head?

#monsterdon

Why are all these alien men Nosferatus?

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🇵🇷 🧟‍♂️☄️ 🌌 👾 😱

HORSIES

#Monsterdon Phase Three: The Boning.

And now she's smiling.

Ok, I'm going back to what I said earlier. Instead of attacking Earth, all they had to do was just ask, rofl.

#Monsterdon

No put your right foot out, now put your right foot in, now shake it all about.

#monsterdon

This was WAY before Terminator? WOW!

Hey, I though this movie was going to be dumb?

#Monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetsTheSpaceMonster

And we do the hokey pokey and we turn ourselves about!
#Monsterdon

So we're doing the sexual assault spaceship? #monsterdon

What’s phase three, sniff test?

#Monsterdon

Now do the hokey-pokey. #monsterdon

Does this movie pass the Wilhelm test?

https://discuss.systems/@ricci/114809382166131063

#monsterdon

"Now cluck like a chicken"

#Monsterdon

Is that music from Emergency! or Adam-12? #Monsterdon

Oh, so that’s where the song came from…
“She wore an itsy bitsy, teenie weenie-“
#Monsterdon

#monsterdon I DIDN'T SAY SIMON SAYS

Now do a little dance #monsterdon

See, the second I wrote that we have a Captive Girl Inspection scene #monsterdon

Wait, are we trying for a Lesbian subtext with the alien princess?

#Monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetsTheSpacemonster

"Jesus...! These Florida beaches just Suck...!"

#Monsterdon

@wohali dammit xD

#monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetsTheSpacemonster

#Monsterdon 🇵🇷 🧟‍♂️☄️ 🌌 👾 😱

"I never said 'Simon Says' : DESTROY HER" <-- the space princess, probably, in an alternative plot

“Bring the captive girl in. I want to inspect her *myself.*”

Bow-chicka-bow-wow.

#Monsterdon

You don't want to move your inspection of a captive to somewhere that isn't the ship's bridge? Maybe I'm the paranoid one...

#monsterdon

Relevant to the current stated alien goals

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon budget movie tips! save on mics! just don’t use ‘em!

"Bring the captive girl in. I want to inspect her myself. I'll go put on my P***Y INSPECTOR shirt."

#monsterdon

I legitimately feel like most MCU movies could be improved if exposition scenes had all their audio replaced with this jaunty mystery library music. #monsterdon

mars has chicken inspectors?

#monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetsTheSpacemonster

Cut from girl abduction to bomber was so smooth. Now for a silent, traveling, montage with music overlain. #Monsterdon

I think I heard a half second of a scene that was mostly cut out...? I should expect nothing more from this movie

#Monsterdon

@SnoopJ Or they forgot to bring their microphone to Puerto Rico. Also no dialogue in the airport scene, but moving lips.. #monsterdon

#monsterdon Space leering...

This was all just an excuse to take a trip to Puerto Rico, wasn't it?

#Monsterdon
#FrankensteinMeetsTheSpaceMonster

Doors slam. No sound.

People talking clearly. No sound.

All of a sudden siren blasts.

Ouch.

#Monsterdon

slowest.

car chase.

ever.

#monsterdon

Ah yes, the haunting "airport loading and unloading zone" theme

#Monsterdon

@yatsu

#monsterdon. They're fixing to get ready.

S.J. NIPS CRABBERS 3-2

All I care about now is this headline

#Monsterdon

You know, you’re right, this scene is far better without any expository dialog. Just as long as we get the “entering into cars and pulling away” shots, we’re good. #monsterdon

I haven't wanted to say anything about it, because I know when I do the movie is gonna regret it, but I appreciate that this film seems to be trying hard to be the best bad movie it can be. #monsterdon

Who needs sound effects if you have a rocking soundtrack?

#monsterdon

Women captured: 1

Y'all need to learn Spanish, cuz you're going to be there a while.

#Monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetsTheSpaceMonster

@CactuarJoe@retro.pizza The actors must have been paid by the line.

#Monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetsTheSpaceMonster

Wow those cars sure could use some rear tire inflation!

#monsterdon

So much for Puffy Guy #monsterdon

You're not gonna win the Olympic medal for synchronised cabbing with door closures like that! C'mon, team, get it together!

#monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetsTheSpacemonster

Bro did you even want coconuts or murder
#Monsterdon

We couldn't come up with script for the section so we're just going to do a montage with music.

#Monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetsTheSpaceMonster1965

"Look, in-camera audio is expensive, not to mention ADR."

#Monsterdon
#FrankensteinMeetsTheSpaceMonster

If we play this music, we don't have to have lines!

Or maybe they just got really bad audio from these takes and had no choice.

#monsterdon

And now, Frankenstein takes a lovely beach vacation after killing a guy with a machete

#Monsterdon

Princesses are not women. Got it.

#Monsterdon

Sorry folks we just could NOT afford to have dialogue in this scene. #Monsterdon

@strangefour Our bar for "almost no dialogue" is *extremely* low (after Dracula, Prisoner of Frankenstein)

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🇵🇷 🧟‍♂️☄️ 🌌 👾 😱

It's the first ever slow high speed chase!

#monsterdon I didn't know cars could drive this slow..

Oh goody. More stock footage.

#Monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetsTheSpaceMonster1965

Did this little bald space elf come from a much campier movie?
#Monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetstheSpaceMonster

#Monsterdon #CoffeeWatch has a report that coffee has been sighted. Repeat. We have a coffee sighting. #frankensteinmeetsthespacemonster1965

ooh, the weapons got upgraded to VAPORIZE #monsterdon

So the rest of the movie is an excuse for a vacation on Puerto Rico.

Beach Mayhem!

#Monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetsTheSpacemonster

ha! perfect! i'll take 3! #monsterdon

White Man in Puerto Rico? Why not try: A Thatch Hat? #monsterdon

That time they zapped him and left the shoes. Proper. #Monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetsTheSpaceMonster

Couple on the beach haven't said a word.

#monsterdon

@nev Benicio Del Toro

#monsterdon

Killed by a pawn

#Monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetsTheSpacemonster

"She has an entire beach but had to sit right by me."

#Monsterdon

I feel he should respond to what she said by mansplaining something like "actually, I think you mean he might turn into a Frankenstein's *monster*" #monsterdon

#Monsterdon this woman has never used a towel before I'm her life.

So you mean to tell me that we have some kind of ... Well, a Frankenstein running around out there?

#monsterdon

OMG - James "Pathmark commercials" Karen as Dr. Steele! I knew he looked familiar #Monsterdon 🤖 #FrankensteinMeetsTheSpacemonster https://mstdn.social/@davesdogmaggie/114809354309285266

Oh hell. Did we pick another Frankenstein movie that has almost no dialogue? What is this cheap space stock footage?
Wait oo. This does have spoken lines... Princess~~
#Monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetstheSpaceMonster

Extremely tenuous connection to the title! Drink! #Monsterdon

Well… this whole thing is difficult. Let’s just go to San Juan!
#monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🇵🇷 🧟‍♂️☄️ 🌌 👾 😱

Oh no the astro-robuts have their first eart woman I think!

My mom, watching the girl dip her pelvis in the water and immediately run away: "Well, she had to pee, soooo...."

#Monsterdon
#FrankensteinMeetsTheSpaceMonster

"If he had any bad experiences, he might become violent. Out of a sense of self preservation."

Maybe Asimov had the right idea, huh guys???

#Monsterdon

Evening Vicar!

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon These beaches are overrun with astronauts!!

@Taweret Isaac Asimov would've asked him what rhymes with orange

#Monsterdon

...gratuitous bikini shot time? #monsterdon

Are those UFO noises? #Monsterdon

PROGRESS ISLAND, USA #Monsterdon

“We’re leaving for San Juan tonight, and getting the hell out of here! I need a vacation after this shit!”

#Monsterdon

AH yes, women in bikinis and soundtracks full of Minimoogs

#monsterdon

Meanwhile, not on the same plane...

#monsterdon