those smirks are great

#monsterdon

oh shit this movie just passed Bechdel didn't it

#monsterdon

I'm really not sure why they're putting fitted sheets on these women

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Time to mull things over

#Monsterdon

oh, high-pressure sales tactics. #monsterdon

Ok phew, was just thinking that Mull had been forgotten about.

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#Monsterdon I mean, this dialogue is so hilariously overwrought, the soundtrack is bliss, the acting is cheesier than a Kraft dinner, the make-up effects are both goofy and gruesome…

This might be my new favorite movie.

I can't decide if "That's the way it's got to be...." is nihilistic or Buddhist.

#Monsterdon

i told you we can't afford more space props NOW EVERYBODY GO GET YOUR FITTED SHEETS

#monsterdon

ok but what *is* that device, a little help from the cinematographer maybe

#monsterdon

Oh he doesn't get injured in the crash it's a space elf with a shotgun that fries our faux Frankenstein's face?
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Karen's heard of Shut The Fuck Up Friday. Well done Karen. #Monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetsTheSpaceMonster

You can tell KarenScientist is smart because she’s the only brunette woman in the movie #Monsterdon

Mull....of Kintyre!

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So... like... are the kidnapped people supposed to be like under a spell or something?

Did they explain this to us and I just missed it, or what?

#Monsterdon

"I warn you! I'll give you such a backhand!"

#Monsterdon
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@LingLass 😢

#Monsterdon

Dangerously close to a Bechdel pass just then

#Monsterdon

oh lydia oh have you met lydia oh lydia the ta-a-too-

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The princess says Nadir, but I hear 'My Dear'

#Monsterdon

Those earth chicas are pretty compliant except for Karen. #Monsterdon

This spaceship is definitely one of those 'Bigger on the Inside' types. Like the Tardis. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon So the torture is a tickle fight?

Is his name really Nadir? Is the other guy named Zenith?

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Add this to the "writer's barely disguised fetish" list

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WE FOUND!!! A TRANSISTOR!!! #monsterdon

"...this is a very advanced looking mechanism!"

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"It's my sonic."

#monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetsTheSpacemonster

Yes, more closeups on extremely tight jeans-clad crotches gyrating to the music, that's what this movie needs

#Monsterdon

The plywood spaceship is now officially a love shack #monsterdon

that ship looks like a playground set

#monsterdon

Ahhh, vacuum sealed for freshness.

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Cinematic parallels.
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Our Tubi is stuck at 44:47 ☹️#Monsterdon

The princess seems to communicate primarily with hand noises. Snaps, and claps mostly.

#monsterdon

Women captured: About a dozen.

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Did that one woman blow a kiss to the princess before being whisked off to the purification chamber?

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@diazona We have to have representation, ok? #monsterdon

Oh no. What in the pipelined redditor is going on here

#monsterdon

Oh no, they’re putting women in the curtain oven!

#Monsterdon

If you're gonna make pizza in a regular kitchen oven, you gotta buy a proper pizza stone. #monsterdon

Are those human sized food savers? #Monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetsTheSpaceMonster

Into the Womanulyzer, youse!

#Monsterdon
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I just realized Princess needs the hat so we don't see how her ears and head look like all the others of her alien race

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what the hell kinda sex tour did you set up Dr. Nadir #monsterdon

wooOOOOOOoooo! wooOOOOooo! wwOOOOOOoooo! woooOOOOOOOOOOoo!

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#Monsterdon She got the "name rank and serial number" training.

The alien ship is *so* much bigger on the inside than it is on the outside.

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These look like #ICE raids in grayscale. #Monsterdon

and now… MAXIMUM ENERGY?

#Monsterdon

Now I'm no expert on Puerto Rican women but they don't like very Puerto Rican to me. #monsterdon

wooOOOOOOoooo!

#monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetsTheSpacemonster

The rayguns being plugged into the suits is kind of interesting. I suppose that's providing power.

#Monsterdon

"...you can't come in unless you show your Cosco card"

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epiphany: that's why he says row butt, he's fixated

#monsterdon

Sprocket likes the music in this movie #Monsterdon

Space ICE agents #monsterdon

the captives are led into the space barn #monsterdon

#Monsterdon so the plan is to capture all the white women in Puerto Rico?

#monsterdon Nice 60's chairs in bat boy's lair!

Oh, the Martians literally outran the vespa on foot.

Sounds like some of my bus misadventures

#Monsterdon

Is it cold in the studio Princess?
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More like the BUTTtan death march!

... I'll show myself out. #monsterdon

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There is some damned fine tailoring on these women's outfits, though. Super correct fits on everyone!

All those guys are like "Damn, those spacemen took our girls. Damn."

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There's *clearly* another woman back there!

Ugh, you guys suck...

#Monsterdon
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i remember this mission from XCOM

#Monsterdon

That was quite the loaded "goodbye". Bodes ill for this affair.

OK, back from the commercial. I think I see where this is going!

#Monsterdon

Wow, aggressive enforcement of the NO DIVING pool restriction.

#monsterdon

Pretty big party foul there. #Monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetsTheSpaceMonster

@Taweret that's the wayyyy it's got to beeeeeee

it's catchy

#Monsterdon

News Flash! Mayflower 2 crash lands on Plymoth Rock. Metaphors at 11.
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Crotch view

...if only that were on the bingo card

#Monsterdon

SPACE TOGA PARTY

#Monsterdon

The spacemen brigade are going to empty this sock hop of all its breeding stock!

#Monsterdon

Do they even qualify as monsters when they're wearing space suits that hide all their monstrous features? Heck, they didn't even bother with the makeup that's visible through the visors!

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*blows whistle* NO SWINGIN' ON THE DIVING BOARD

#monsterdon

Dance party crashed by martians? Sure, why not.

#Monsterdon

[flatly]

Wow.

Wild party. Isn't it.

#Monsterdon
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Look, I appreciate a good pool dance party as much as anybody, but, we’ve established a really nice beach already. Why isn’t this a beach dance party? Real missed opportunity, here. #monsterdon

I kinda like the song?

#monsterdon

listen this is California

i want you to find me the swingingest hipster party PLAYING A SONG WE CAN AFFORD and just start rolling

#Monsterdon

I love the middle-aged lady who’s trying to balance a cup of beer on her head! That's my favorite scene, so far!

#Monsterdon

These kooky kids with their ties and their drinks balanced on their heads!

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Please don't put ominous music stings layered on top of the gogo music #monsterdon

#Monsterdon what's Mrs. Foreman doing here?

Now…Johnny Rivers! #Monsterdon

I like how two different soundtracks are doing battle now...

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Inferior breeding stock - not wearing a bikini

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I do kinda wanna talk to the dude whose gig it was to stand on the diving board and wiggle

Nighttime at the pool. Daytime for the invaders. #Monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetsTheSpaceMonster

@tuckerm @SnoopJ you keep dr nadir name out your mouth

#Monsterdon

There we go. I bet the xylophone random notes is music they actually have a legal right to.

#monsterdon

CREEPY BROKEN PIANO NOISES INTENSIFY #monsterdon

Look movie, I kind of have a bit going with these pop music interludes and I can't properly utilize the Rule of Threes if you start duping the needle drops. #monsterdon

#monsterdon this is pretty hip music for such a square party

Groovy chase music? Ruh-roh!

#ScoobyDoo #Monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetsTheSpaceMonster

Why is it night at the pool but daylight where the aliens are in the bushes watching?

#Monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetsTheSpacemonster

Some of these people missed the episode of American Bandstand that taught you how to butt dance. #monsterdon