#monsterdon The martial music tells me its the army. Also Army is written on everything..

I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going... #Monsterdon

Might have to drop early tonight. I forgot I need to... Um.... Help Dr. Nadir wash his hair.
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Did you hear me? CODE 24!

Is that supposed to mean something to us?

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maybe lead with the radioactive materials there. explain WHY this is a national event. #monsterdon

*General breaks out his code book.

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TELETYPE MACHINES!!!!

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“Reports of… unusual civilians”

“Probably Castro and that bunch”

I am deceased!!!

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code 24? with jack bauer? #monsterdon

"This is code 24, general. Code Twenty Four."

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My God... #monsterdon Kill them with kindness

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Order 66!!

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"Code 24? Oh, we're on top of that, Don."

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#Monsterdon the subtitles keep spelling it "Porto Rico"… 🤡

Glad we got that brief switchboard shot before the telephone rang. Otherwise it wouldn't have made sense #monsterdon

@YsengrinWolf Yeah, those pool jerks just STOOD there! #Monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetsTheSpaceMonster

Stock footage of switchboard operators? C’mon, movie, couldn’t you manage that on your own? #monsterdon

reports of gunfire! #monsterdon

"...we just released a Twix from Washington"
"You mean the kind that's crunchy on the bottom, and chocolatey caramel on the top?"

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"Can't answer the phone if I have my glasses on!"

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@CactuarJoe

"Wassat?"

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"Unusual civilians"

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do you think those two space elves hang irl

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Fun fact: running the live end of one connector against a bunch of other connectors' grounds is actually a bad idea.

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Left or right twix?

You don't need a Twix from Washington, you can get them at the corner store.

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Oh. I see there are many musical interludes. I joined at the one about the rocket ship about to blast off.

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Space monster ineffectually flails at Karen.

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RIP to the brunette who didn't want to cop to bringing her vape rig

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A Twix from Washington?

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@murph "Martian" Mull, should be an "A" in there.

(some kind of...creature thing that they had on the ship)

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Ah, so Karen is the star of this film then #monsterdon

“MULL JUST WANT BE FRIEEEENNDSS!”

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"Here, ya got a- hold on, I didn't quite get it, you gotta little eyelash there let me just...no, sorry, still there..." #monsterdon

Karen is a robutt lover, not a monster fucker!!

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Subject her to a free GWAR show

muwahahaha

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TELEPHONE TIME #monsterdon

Did she say "optimum pollenization studies?"
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#monsterdon Gunfire and unusual civilians... wut?

#Monsterdon ICE?

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"There have been reports of gunfire and unusual persons"

Oderus Urungus. The early years. #Monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetsTheSpaceMonster

Almost an hour into the movie, we have met the Spacemonster!

It's a pretty good suit.

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Wow that monster has some seriously ineffective claws

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Everyone grab some breeding stock and dance!

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Oh, God! They're making her do Mastodon underarm porn...!

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OMG!! She gone backhand this woman? #monsterdon

@tuckerm I missed earlier. Martin Mull?

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It's a USB-Z plug #monsterdon

NOT THE ONE WHITE GUY WHO CAN DANCE
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52:37ish for the screencap of Dr. Nadir making an absolute gooner face

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#Monsterdon Sure, laugh Castro off. Such good decision making.

Well, that would be ominous if we understood what in the hell she said.

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those smirks are great

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oh shit this movie just passed Bechdel didn't it

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I'm really not sure why they're putting fitted sheets on these women

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Time to mull things over

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oh, high-pressure sales tactics. #monsterdon

Ok phew, was just thinking that Mull had been forgotten about.

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#Monsterdon I mean, this dialogue is so hilariously overwrought, the soundtrack is bliss, the acting is cheesier than a Kraft dinner, the make-up effects are both goofy and gruesome…

This might be my new favorite movie.

I can't decide if "That's the way it's got to be...." is nihilistic or Buddhist.

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i told you we can't afford more space props NOW EVERYBODY GO GET YOUR FITTED SHEETS

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ok but what *is* that device, a little help from the cinematographer maybe

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Oh he doesn't get injured in the crash it's a space elf with a shotgun that fries our faux Frankenstein's face?
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Karen's heard of Shut The Fuck Up Friday. Well done Karen. #Monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetsTheSpaceMonster

You can tell KarenScientist is smart because she’s the only brunette woman in the movie #Monsterdon

So... like... are the kidnapped people supposed to be like under a spell or something?

Did they explain this to us and I just missed it, or what?

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"I warn you! I'll give you such a backhand!"

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@LingLass 😢

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Dangerously close to a Bechdel pass just then

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oh lydia oh have you met lydia oh lydia the ta-a-too-

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The princess says Nadir, but I hear 'My Dear'

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Those earth chicas are pretty compliant except for Karen. #Monsterdon

This spaceship is definitely one of those 'Bigger on the Inside' types. Like the Tardis. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon So the torture is a tickle fight?

Is his name really Nadir? Is the other guy named Zenith?

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Add this to the "writer's barely disguised fetish" list

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WE FOUND!!! A TRANSISTOR!!! #monsterdon

"...this is a very advanced looking mechanism!"

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"It's my sonic."

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Yes, more closeups on extremely tight jeans-clad crotches gyrating to the music, that's what this movie needs

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The plywood spaceship is now officially a love shack #monsterdon

that ship looks like a playground set

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Ahhh, vacuum sealed for freshness.

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Cinematic parallels.
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Our Tubi is stuck at 44:47 ☹️#Monsterdon

Women captured: About a dozen.

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The princess seems to communicate primarily with hand noises. Snaps, and claps mostly.

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Did that one woman blow a kiss to the princess before being whisked off to the purification chamber?

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@diazona We have to have representation, ok? #monsterdon

Oh no. What in the pipelined redditor is going on here

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Oh no, they’re putting women in the curtain oven!

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Are those human sized food savers? #Monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetsTheSpaceMonster

Into the Womanulyzer, youse!

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I just realized Princess needs the hat so we don't see how her ears and head look like all the others of her alien race

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what the hell kinda sex tour did you set up Dr. Nadir #monsterdon

wooOOOOOOoooo! wooOOOOooo! wwOOOOOOoooo! woooOOOOOOOOOOoo!

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#Monsterdon She got the "name rank and serial number" training.