Incompetent switchboard man has me in tears 🤣

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One ringy-dingy

I already kinda wanted a Vespa, this is making me want one even more. Look at how COOL he looks riding it! #Monsterdon

Wait, that dude’s name has been “Dr. Adam Steel” this whole time and I didn’t notice? #monsterdon

And scramble all eggs too

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@moira I just finished reading the first Murderbot book today and I was thinking how much Frank is like Murderbot only way less interesting

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@jivens I mean, this movie might as well have been a long-form advertisement for Vespa. Cause its working on me! So cute & tiny & I wish I lived somewhere with nice weather year-round. #Monsterdon

See, if you don’t add an “O” to “telephone”, Spanish speaking people won’t understand what you’re talking about.

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They forgot to record dialogue, but boy did they record the sound of that scooter. #monsterdon

Tense, exciting scooter scene. Excellent #monsterdon

You can always make a word Spanish by adding "el" to the start and an O at the end. "El telephono" is definitely the correct Spanish word for telephone.

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Bat Boy and the Princess keep making eyes at each other.

Typical - if they don't speak English, just shout it louder.

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Ruuudey

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Found earth device: #monsterdon

El telefono! #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Southerners tawkin saance is great.

FLAN SAWCERS

Okay so American tourists have apparently always been obnoxiously rude

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Every interaction he has with that scooter just screams "debate club"

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This is a pretty involved Vespa commercial. #Monsterdon

I mean, the Vespa scenes are great! The music! Fantastic.

Did they...help advance the plot lines?

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he moved the surf rock cd to the walkman in the vespa

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Dual Filter. is that going to help? #monsterdon

SHUT UP, LOVITZ, JESUS

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"Good luck, Frank. I'll leave you here alone even though you've proven murderous and utterly unreliable." #Monsterdon

"An astro robutt."
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Where is Karen?

Probably complaining to the HOA.

Maybe they're just running the women through a copier to make more #monsterdon

What's up chat, today we're gonna sneak a half melted cyborg onto a nude beach

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The noise that Vespa makes is so hateful, like a leaf-blower that vapes. #monsterdon

That’s the correct Vespa music. #monsterdon

I just can't imagine why scooters didn't catch on with motorcycle gangs

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Replay: Can this thing go any faster? No.

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#monsterdon pulse pounding vespa riding action

Get in the Vespa and give chase!

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No not fake-Spanish shouting!

"...maybe the music will make the vespa seem cool?"
"Nope, not feeling it."

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I will never intentionally watch this again

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A Vespa's natural condition: On its side in a muggy swamp.

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That Vespa is unexpectedly important to this film.

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Mok is bored with new playmate.

And now it's 1960s spy chase music.

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Really getting their money's worth from that rental Vespa #Monsterdon

Instead of "Frank And Robot" this is "Frank IS Robot"

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Alien invasions are hard enough without having to babysit your wasted buddy who keeps asking if you're mad and do you still like him. #monsterdon

#monsterdon Exciting Vespa scenes!!

Murderbot is disgusted by Frank.

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omg... did they just murk that lady because she was not hot enough? #monsterdon

Action Vespa. #Monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetsTheSpaceMonster

"Nothing unusual down there, huh?"
"Nope. Trees. Dirt. Doesn't get more normal."
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Frank is now giving me R2D2 vibes. #monsterdon

Usually you use codes to, y’know, conceal or codify things.

“Code: Emergency!”
…or that.
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Fortunately all the party girls are perfectly okay with the way they're being handled #monsterdon

Frank's still got his nipple hoses huh #monsterdon

Mull: “So there I was in my cage just minding my own business, and out of nowhere this Karen just starts screaming at me!! As if!!” #Monsterdon

you can tell he's the princess's henchman because they've both got the sparkly fabric. #monsterdon

Dr. Nadir, you do NOT need to play TSA agent, just stop. #monsterdon

Nadir sounds all party

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"probably just Castro and that crew" lol

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That's not her satchel. #Monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetsTheSpaceMonster

These bikini babes are just chockful of thetans, but we'll fix that soon enough. #monsterdon

They stole every sound effect from Lost In Space and I ain’t even mad.

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#monsterdon Apparently, they trusted the monster not to harm the earth devices in her satchel..

Do these two do *anything* other than contemplate their orb all day?

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I'm also kinda digging the lacing on Frankenstein's Space Corset.
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Does... a twisting motion mean "kill them" or something???

Are we supposed to just know this?

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They'll all come out bald like the guys #Monsterdon

Our scooter! And no Karen! We're never going to get our deposit back!

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they're gonna vacuform her and make copies

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#Monsterdon "I wonder where Karen is now?"

Asking to see the space monster's supervisor.

“We’re safe” you say? Did you not see the massive military stock footage collection just a moment ago? #monsterdon

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wut?

Ok this voiced over montage takes me to the Red Green Show

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WTF are you doing dude?
Are you trying to rub a candle you found on the side of the road in a robot's face? WHy? How? What is going on?
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Nothing human knocked over a vespa like that!

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Act III: The Search for Karen

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The professor never could come to grips with the fact that Karen only wanted him for his monster.

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Every music choice for the montages in this movie are freakin' perfect!

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rock WALKING

deeee doooo deee dooo dee dee dee-dle-dee-doooooooo

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#monsterdon Caught up just in time to start humming the M*A*S*H theme

Oh, great, we're back to poorly integrated dialog overdubs.

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Lol, this guy's missed the last 20 minutes of the film leading hamburger helper out of the cave. #monsterdon

"Don't try to talk anymore" he says, to a character who has not spoken in nearly an hour

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Frank got his intelligence upgrade! #monsterdon

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This scene seems to involve walking through palm trees and mumbling?

@trixter@retro.pizza The Malkavians stayed on the dying planet.

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But can Frank play Doom?

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Excuse me while I snooze for the stock footage montage.

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"Code 24" is what's on the label of the stock footage can. #Monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetsTheSpaceMonster

Code 24 is Rule 34 #monsterdon

Literally half this movie is stock footage from the government. 🤣

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Release the stock footage!! #monsterdon

Meanwhile on the set of Caged Heat in Space.
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now here's something we got off National Archives, I think you're really gonna like this one. #monsterdon

(Footage of actual troops off to die in Vietnam)

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#Monsterdon All the women on the planet are Caucasian.

Once again, the music is all over the place.

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And like all good Copaganda, here comes in the troops to save the day.

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@hollie They are quite jiggly. #monsterdon