Incompetent switchboard man has me in tears π€£
#monsterdon
One ringy-dingy
I already kinda wanted a Vespa, this is making me want one even more. Look at how COOL he looks riding it! #Monsterdon
Wait, that dudeβs name has been βDr. Adam Steelβ this whole time and I didnβt notice? #monsterdon
And scramble all eggs too
#Monsterdon
@moira I just finished reading the first Murderbot book today and I was thinking how much Frank is like Murderbot only way less interesting
@jivens I mean, this movie might as well have been a long-form advertisement for Vespa. Cause its working on me! So cute & tiny & I wish I lived somewhere with nice weather year-round. #Monsterdon
See, if you donβt add an βOβ to βtelephoneβ, Spanish speaking people wonβt understand what youβre talking about.
They forgot to record dialogue, but boy did they record the sound of that scooter. #monsterdon
Tense, exciting scooter scene. Excellent #monsterdon
You can always make a word Spanish by adding "el" to the start and an O at the end. "El telephono" is definitely the correct Spanish word for telephone.
Bat Boy and the Princess keep making eyes at each other.
Typical - if they don't speak English, just shout it louder.
Ruuudey
Found earth device: #monsterdon
El telefono! #monsterdon
#Monsterdon Southerners tawkin saance is great.
FLAN SAWCERS
Okay so American tourists have apparently always been obnoxiously rude
Every interaction he has with that scooter just screams "debate club"
This is a pretty involved Vespa commercial. #Monsterdon
I mean, the Vespa scenes are great! The music! Fantastic.
Did they...help advance the plot lines?
he moved the surf rock cd to the walkman in the vespa
Dual Filter. is that going to help? #monsterdon
SHUT UP, LOVITZ, JESUS
"Good luck, Frank. I'll leave you here alone even though you've proven murderous and utterly unreliable." #Monsterdon
"An astro robutt."
#Monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetstheSpaceMonster
Maybe they're just running the women through a copier to make more #monsterdon
What's up chat, today we're gonna sneak a half melted cyborg onto a nude beach
The noise that Vespa makes is so hateful, like a leaf-blower that vapes. #monsterdon
Thatβs the correct Vespa music. #monsterdon
I just can't imagine why scooters didn't catch on with motorcycle gangs
Replay: Can this thing go any faster? No.
#monsterdon pulse pounding vespa riding action
Get in the Vespa and give chase!
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No not fake-Spanish shouting!
"...maybe the music will make the vespa seem cool?"
"Nope, not feeling it."
I will never intentionally watch this again
A Vespa's natural condition: On its side in a muggy swamp.
That Vespa is unexpectedly important to this film.
Mok is bored with new playmate.
And now it's 1960s spy chase music.
Really getting their money's worth from that rental Vespa #Monsterdon
Instead of "Frank And Robot" this is "Frank IS Robot"
Alien invasions are hard enough without having to babysit your wasted buddy who keeps asking if you're mad and do you still like him. #monsterdon
#monsterdon Exciting Vespa scenes!!
Murderbot is disgusted by Frank.
omg... did they just murk that lady because she was not hot enough? #monsterdon
Action Vespa. #Monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetsTheSpaceMonster
"Nothing unusual down there, huh?"
"Nope. Trees. Dirt. Doesn't get more normal."
#monsterdon
Frank is now giving me R2D2 vibes. #monsterdon
Usually you use codes to, yβknow, conceal or codify things.
βCode: Emergency!β
β¦or that.
#Monsterdon
Fortunately all the party girls are perfectly okay with the way they're being handled #monsterdon
Frank's still got his nipple hoses huh #monsterdon
Mull: βSo there I was in my cage just minding my own business, and out of nowhere this Karen just starts screaming at me!! As if!!β #Monsterdon
you can tell he's the princess's henchman because they've both got the sparkly fabric. #monsterdon
Dr. Nadir, you do NOT need to play TSA agent, just stop. #monsterdon
Nadir sounds all party
#Monsterdon
"probably just Castro and that crew" lol
That's not her satchel. #Monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetsTheSpaceMonster
These bikini babes are just chockful of thetans, but we'll fix that soon enough. #monsterdon
They stole every sound effect from Lost In Space and I ainβt even mad.
#monsterdon Apparently, they trusted the monster not to harm the earth devices in her satchel..
Do these two do *anything* other than contemplate their orb all day?
I'm also kinda digging the lacing on Frankenstein's Space Corset.
#Monsterdon
Does... a twisting motion mean "kill them" or something???
Are we supposed to just know this?
They'll all come out bald like the guys #Monsterdon
Our scooter! And no Karen! We're never going to get our deposit back!
they're gonna vacuform her and make copies
#Monsterdon "I wonder where Karen is now?"
Asking to see the space monster's supervisor.
βWeβre safeβ you say? Did you not see the massive military stock footage collection just a moment ago? #monsterdon
#Monsterdon π΅π· π§ββοΈβοΈ π πΎ π±
wut?
Ok this voiced over montage takes me to the Red Green Show
WTF are you doing dude?
Are you trying to rub a candle you found on the side of the road in a robot's face? WHy? How? What is going on?
#Monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetstheSpaceMonster
Nothing human knocked over a vespa like that!
Act III: The Search for Karen
The professor never could come to grips with the fact that Karen only wanted him for his monster.
Every music choice for the montages in this movie are freakin' perfect!
rock WALKING
deeee doooo deee dooo dee dee dee-dle-dee-doooooooo
#monsterdon Caught up just in time to start humming the M*A*S*H theme
Oh, great, we're back to poorly integrated dialog overdubs.
Lol, this guy's missed the last 20 minutes of the film leading hamburger helper out of the cave. #monsterdon
"Don't try to talk anymore" he says, to a character who has not spoken in nearly an hour
Frank got his intelligence upgrade! #monsterdon
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This scene seems to involve walking through palm trees and mumbling?
@trixter@retro.pizza The Malkavians stayed on the dying planet.
#Monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetsTheSpaceMonster
But can Frank play Doom?
Excuse me while I snooze for the stock footage montage.
"Code 24" is what's on the label of the stock footage can. #Monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetsTheSpaceMonster
Code 24 is Rule 34 #monsterdon
Literally half this movie is stock footage from the government. π€£
Release the stock footage!! #monsterdon
Meanwhile on the set of Caged Heat in Space.
#Monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetstheSpaceMonster
now here's something we got off National Archives, I think you're really gonna like this one. #monsterdon
(Footage of actual troops off to die in Vietnam)
#Monsterdon All the women on the planet are Caucasian.
#Monsterdon
Once again, the music is all over the place.
And like all good Copaganda, here comes in the troops to save the day.
@hollie They are quite jiggly. #monsterdon