Dr. Nadir, you do NOT need to play TSA agent, just stop. #monsterdon

Nadir sounds all party

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"probably just Castro and that crew" lol

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That's not her satchel. #Monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetsTheSpaceMonster

These bikini babes are just chockful of thetans, but we'll fix that soon enough. #monsterdon

#monsterdon

They stole every sound effect from Lost In Space and I ain’t even mad.

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Apparently, they trusted the monster not to harm the earth devices in her satchel..

Do these two do *anything* other than contemplate their orb all day?

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I'm also kinda digging the lacing on Frankenstein's Space Corset.
#Monsterdon

Does... a twisting motion mean "kill them" or something???

Are we supposed to just know this?

#Monsterdon

They'll all come out bald like the guys #Monsterdon

Our scooter! And no Karen! We're never going to get our deposit back!

#monsterdon

they're gonna vacuform her and make copies

#monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetsTheSpacemonster

#Monsterdon "I wonder where Karen is now?"

Asking to see the space monster's supervisor.

“We’re safe” you say? Did you not see the massive military stock footage collection just a moment ago? #monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🇵🇷 🧟‍♂️☄️ 🌌 👾 😱

wut?

Ok this voiced over montage takes me to the Red Green Show

#monsterdon
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Nothing human knocked over a vespa like that!

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WTF are you doing dude?
Are you trying to rub a candle you found on the side of the road in a robot's face? WHy? How? What is going on?
#Monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetstheSpaceMonster

Act III: The Search for Karen

#monsterdon

The professor never could come to grips with the fact that Karen only wanted him for his monster.

#Monsterdon

Every music choice for the montages in this movie are freakin' perfect!

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rock WALKING

deeee doooo deee dooo dee dee dee-dle-dee-doooooooo

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#monsterdon Caught up just in time to start humming the M*A*S*H theme

Oh, great, we're back to poorly integrated dialog overdubs.

#monsterdon

Lol, this guy's missed the last 20 minutes of the film leading hamburger helper out of the cave. #monsterdon

"Don't try to talk anymore" he says, to a character who has not spoken in nearly an hour

#Monsterdon

Frank got his intelligence upgrade! #monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🇵🇷 🧟‍♂️☄️ 🌌 👾 😱

This scene seems to involve walking through palm trees and mumbling?

But can Frank play Doom?

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@trixter@retro.pizza The Malkavians stayed on the dying planet.

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Excuse me while I snooze for the stock footage montage.

#monsterdon

"Code 24" is what's on the label of the stock footage can. #Monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetsTheSpaceMonster

Code 24 is Rule 34 #monsterdon

Literally half this movie is stock footage from the government. 🤣

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Meanwhile on the set of Caged Heat in Space.
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Release the stock footage!! #monsterdon

now here's something we got off National Archives, I think you're really gonna like this one. #monsterdon

(Footage of actual troops off to die in Vietnam)

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon All the women on the planet are Caucasian.

Once again, the music is all over the place.

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And like all good Copaganda, here comes in the troops to save the day.

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@hollie They are quite jiggly. #monsterdon

#monsterdon The martial music tells me its the army. Also Army is written on everything..

I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going... #Monsterdon

Might have to drop early tonight. I forgot I need to... Um.... Help Dr. Nadir wash his hair.
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Did you hear me? CODE 24!

Is that supposed to mean something to us?

#monsterdon

maybe lead with the radioactive materials there. explain WHY this is a national event. #monsterdon

*General breaks out his code book.

#Monsterdon

TELETYPE MACHINES!!!!

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“Reports of… unusual civilians”

“Probably Castro and that bunch”

I am deceased!!!

#Monsterdon

code 24? with jack bauer? #monsterdon

"This is code 24, general. Code Twenty Four."

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My God... #monsterdon Kill them with kindness

#Monsterdon #code24

Order 66!!

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"Code 24? Oh, we're on top of that, Don."

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#Monsterdon the subtitles keep spelling it "Porto Rico"… 🤡

Glad we got that brief switchboard shot before the telephone rang. Otherwise it wouldn't have made sense #monsterdon

@YsengrinWolf Yeah, those pool jerks just STOOD there! #Monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetsTheSpaceMonster

Stock footage of switchboard operators? C’mon, movie, couldn’t you manage that on your own? #monsterdon

reports of gunfire! #monsterdon

"...we just released a Twix from Washington"
"You mean the kind that's crunchy on the bottom, and chocolatey caramel on the top?"

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"Can't answer the phone if I have my glasses on!"

#Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe

"Wassat?"

#Monsterdon

"Unusual civilians"

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do you think those two space elves hang irl

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Fun fact: running the live end of one connector against a bunch of other connectors' grounds is actually a bad idea.

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#monsterdon
Left or right twix?

You don't need a Twix from Washington, you can get them at the corner store.

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Oh. I see there are many musical interludes. I joined at the one about the rocket ship about to blast off.

#monsterdon

RIP to the brunette who didn't want to cop to bringing her vape rig

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Space monster ineffectually flails at Karen.

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@murph "Martian" Mull, should be an "A" in there.

(some kind of...creature thing that they had on the ship)

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A Twix from Washington?

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Ah, so Karen is the star of this film then #monsterdon

“MULL JUST WANT BE FRIEEEENNDSS!”

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"Here, ya got a- hold on, I didn't quite get it, you gotta little eyelash there let me just...no, sorry, still there..." #monsterdon

Karen is a robutt lover, not a monster fucker!!

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Subject her to a free GWAR show

muwahahaha

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TELEPHONE TIME #monsterdon

Did she say "optimum pollenization studies?"
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#monsterdon Gunfire and unusual civilians... wut?

#Monsterdon ICE?

#Monsterdon 🇵🇷 🧟‍♂️☄️ 🌌 👾 😱

"There have been reports of gunfire and unusual persons"

Oderus Urungus. The early years. #Monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetsTheSpaceMonster

Almost an hour into the movie, we have met the Spacemonster!

It's a pretty good suit.

#Monsterdon

Wow that monster has some seriously ineffective claws

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Everyone grab some breeding stock and dance!

#Monsterdon

Oh, God! They're making her do Mastodon underarm porn...!

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OMG!! She gone backhand this woman? #monsterdon

@tuckerm I missed earlier. Martin Mull?

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It's a USB-Z plug #monsterdon

NOT THE ONE WHITE GUY WHO CAN DANCE
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52:37ish for the screencap of Dr. Nadir making an absolute gooner face

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#Monsterdon Sure, laugh Castro off. Such good decision making.

Well, that would be ominous if we understood what in the hell she said.

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