AmyFou ποΈ
amyfou@lingo.lol
#Monsterdon π΅π· π§ββοΈβοΈ π πΎ π±
"If they use nuclear weapons we will be finished!" <-- you betcha we will.
ano yatsu
yatsu@retro.pizza
Conventional Weapons are Ineffective! #monsterdon
Laurel Stvan
LingLass@vmst.io
Sigh. Sci-fi princesses and their lip gloss. #Monsterdon
Ben Ramsey
ramsey@don.monster
@binford2k I mean βel telΓ©fonoβ is correct, though.
littlemiao :jewish_pride_flag:
littlemiao@babka.social
Now must be the moment Frank meets the Space Monster #Monsterdon
SpookJ π»
SnoopJ@hachyderm.io
starting to suspect my Internet Archive copy of the movie may be truncatedβ¦
Edit: Yes, it *is* truncated.
strangefour with the Pleiades
strangefour@retro.pizza
Bumblebee cameo.
#Monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetstheSpaceMonster
Judgment Dave
davesdogmaggie@mstdn.social
Stop changing jets!!!
Ysengrin Blackpaw π WPAFW
YsengrinWolf@meow.social
I just realized Frank is Two-Face and can't unsee it.
Laurel Stvan
LingLass@vmst.io
No, donβt look back Frank. Weβre safe #Monsterdon
Judgment Dave
davesdogmaggie@mstdn.social
We are gonna wrap this all up in about 8 minutes. This will be impressive.
Solarbird :flag_cascadia:
moira@mastodon.murkworks.net
Solarbird :flag_cascadia:
moira@mastodon.murkworks.net
DR. SCOTT!
Solarbird :flag_cascadia:
moira@mastodon.murkworks.net
Deep Breath; Start Again
caban4@mastodon.online
#Monsterdon All we could afford for this movie was a WWI plane.
strangefour with the Pleiades
strangefour@retro.pizza
STOP HOLDING THE RADIOACTIVE POOP IN YOUR HANDS.
#Monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetstheSpaceMonster
Ross of Ottawa
ottaross
Not sure what the jet fighters are doing βΒ I mean besides being scrambled.
jammerb :twit:
jammerb@twit.social
Rockets are working fine, you're just missing
Solarbird :flag_cascadia:
moira@mastodon.murkworks.net
Socketwench
socketwench@masto.hackers.town
We're never gonna get to PHASE IV, are we?
Proud Owlbear
cocaine_owlbear@retro.pizza
#Monsterdon TANKS! THIS MOVIE OFFICIALLY HAS EVERYTHING!
Guda Blues
gblues@bolha.us
General Bowls is having a hard time
#monsterdon
OldRustBucket
OldRustBucket@techhub.social
wohali
wohali@timeloop.cafe
@brooke Hm, I thought it was the F-94? Pretty similar, anyway.
rj
arrjay@tacobelllabs.net
did they just airdrop the general *in* the jeep, that would be pretty funny. #monsterdon
Ari of Monster Island
arisummerland@mas.to
10 more minutes I'm not even close to a bingo. I think this is the first time in my own Monsterdon history that that has happened!
Uptown Song Club
uptownsongclub@linernotes.club
A fascinating high concept premise: What if we put an uggo in the babe machine? #monsterdon
Louisa
Louisa@mastodon.xyz
Scramble to those cuckoo jets, daddio!
Kevin C π¬
kcarr2015@mstdn.social
@cs
I'm good with that so long as there is more of that groovy montage music. π
littlemiao :jewish_pride_flag:
littlemiao@babka.social
A partial pig! #Monsterdon
That_Damn_Frank
That_Damn_Frank@beige.party
"He's safe now. He's listening to Cold Play..."
Tom Magnanimous
funkula@goblin.camp
Meanwhile, in a completely different biome #monsterdon
sean
sean@skj.social
A young Coppola saw this scene, and thought "it'd be better with Wagner"
Srol
srol@mellified.men
Eleven minutes left in the film. How much of it do you think is military stock footage? #monsterdon
Void Chicken
Taweret@timeloop.cafe
lots of stock footage breaks for if you need to pee in this movie
KSHernandez β(she/her/they)
kshernandez@me.dm
Oh no... they caught Frank! #monsterdon
Jay
WhiteCatTamer@mastodon.online
More character development for the telephone call than most of the named characters.
#Monsterdon
Ben Ramsey
ramsey@don.monster
Karenβs still there. Just hanging out.
Blake C. Stacey
bstacey@icosahedron.website
The only thing more wooden than the acting is the spaceship wall
So many dynamos
Zerofactorial@noc.social
Setting up the climactic meeting of Frank and the monster #monsterdon
cs
cs@mastodon.sdf.org
Foley guys were sleeping when Frank and the aliens were fighting. #Monsterdon
ano yatsu
yatsu@retro.pizza
oops. Frank, honestly, you hacked a dude to bits with a machete, some underwhelming space aliens shouldn't be too hard for you. #monsterdon
The S Kate M ππ
skatem@mstdn.social
Even with all the cool aircraft footage, This film bears no resemblance to βTop Gunβ
#Monsterdon
Ysengrin Blackpaw π WPAFW
YsengrinWolf@meow.social
Gotta love the (badly) painted plywood bulkheads inside the alien ship.
gwildor
jivens@beige.party
#monsterdon I guess Frank's one vacuum tube got knocked out of its socket when he got hit..
Louisa
Louisa@mastodon.xyz
"Bauers is out on Project Mayflower"
Are military personnel allowed to talk about projects with just anyone who calls on the phone or what
sean
sean@skj.social
And now Frank gets to meet the Space Monster!
Mme Zabet
mmezabet@craftgoblin.club
I sure hope his moped can go faster than that jet!
("Caio! Bella!")
GoinFawr
goinfawr@mstdn.social
"Not in the face! " - Frank
#Monsterdon
Radio Free Trumpistan
claralistensprechen5th@friendica.rogueproject.org
rebeld π¨π¦ has moved
rebeld@mstdn.ca
We need to pad this thing. We have more scooter footage? Perfect!
Nazo
nazokiyoubinbou@urusai.social
I really have to say, without #Monsterdon along to hate it together with, I would truly abhor this movie.
Deep Breath; Start Again
caban4@mastodon.online
I'm sure no one heard him start that bike. #Monsterdon
TheREALPaulJohnson
RobynGoodfellow@mastodon.murkworks.net
Nearly broke that wooden ladder getting Frank into the UFO. #Monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetsTheSpaceMonster
SpookJ π»
SnoopJ@hachyderm.io
5 minutes, movie⦠this meeting does not have a lot of elbow room to work with, unless it turns out to be the start of a romance after all
Penname Humanbeing
Copperplate
Hey he got one #monsterdon
ano yatsu
yatsu@retro.pizza
come on Frank, time to hack your governor module and then get in there and start slapping-- hey! good job, man! #monsterdon
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allanb
God Damn that scooter!
#monsterdon
Laurel Stvan
LingLass@vmst.io
Gunfire and unusual civilians⦠#Monsterdon
Randy_underscore_S
randy_s@mefi.social
#monsterdon sexy jet scrambling music, this movie is the absolute best thing we've seen in a while
So many dynamos
Zerofactorial@noc.social
C'mon, even I can tell those station wagons aren't jets #monsterdon
OldRustBucket
OldRustBucket@techhub.social
strangefour with the Pleiades
strangefour@retro.pizza
Ya know aliens coming to Earth to kidnap women for elicit purposes would have way better luck if they tried internet dating sites. And were possibly sexy monsters and/or lesbians.
#Monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetstheSpaceMonster
AmyFou ποΈ
amyfou@lingo.lol
#Monsterdon π΅π· π§ββοΈβοΈ π πΎ π±
I am very confused by the shape of the spaceship
Ben Ramsey
ramsey@don.monster
This switchboard operator is the comic relief in this movie, I think.
Srol
srol@mellified.men
That was "Scramble All Jets (instrumental)" by Big Bob Binko's Rock'n'Roll Orchestra. Don't touch that dial, we got the latest from Fastball up next. #monsterdon
klu9
klu9@ohai.social
"full offensive strength" is Earthling for "maximum energy!" #Monsterdon
GoinFawr
goinfawr@mstdn.social
MUSIC MATCH!
Blake C. Stacey
bstacey@icosahedron.website
Oh look, it's the Fuck-You 20
Guda Blues
gblues@bolha.us
this movie is 50% stock footage, 50% amateur space crap
#monsterdon
gorgeous georgeous
georgieboy@toot.cat
bro sliding across the meeting room table like he's Starsky (or is it Hutch) sliding across the hood of his car saving exactly 0 seconds
πΉπͺBig Tuff AlπΉπͺ
bigtuffal@dice.camp
no yackity sax will make this scene necessary
jmelesky
jmelesky@tinylad.social
Okay, weβve had beach dance music, and weβve had military stock footage, maybe itβs time to combine them! #monsterdon
Mme Zabet
mmezabet@craftgoblin.club
I feel like this movie was heavily subsidized by We the Taxpayers.
Proud Owlbear
cocaine_owlbear@retro.pizza
#Monsterdon seriously. Best soundtrack in movie history.
Laurel Stvan
LingLass@vmst.io
Oh. Not Martin Mull. #Monsterdon
Socketwench
socketwench@masto.hackers.town
Someone picks up the jets, cracks them in half like an egg...
SpookJ π»
SnoopJ@hachyderm.io
the beach music saxophone in this soundtrack is killing me :blobfoxangrylaugh:
Nazo
nazokiyoubinbou@urusai.social
So are they like... attacking the aliens now? They suddenly found them? Did I miss something?
Tom Magnanimous
funkula@goblin.camp
OK the air crews piling into the station wagon is a lot funnier than I think they intended #monsterdon
gwildor
jivens@beige.party
#monsterdon The grooviest planes in the Air Force, daddy-o!!
That_Damn_Frank
That_Damn_Frank@beige.party
Hey, that can't be Florida. That plane isn't pulling a banner for drink specials...
Blake C. Stacey
bstacey@icosahedron.website
And the 101st Fighting Studebakers leap into action
Hollie
hollie@social.coop
Scramble all jets, sharks are sunny side up
AmyFou ποΈ
amyfou@lingo.lol
#Monsterdon π΅π· π§ββοΈβοΈ π πΎ π±
Wow that's a lot of jets but they're flying in neat formation - not scrambled at all!
Murphestophelese MurphMeister
murph@masto.hackers.town
#monsterdon
Scramble all station wagons
TheREALPaulJohnson
RobynGoodfellow@mastodon.murkworks.net
Scramble All Jets is a bop! #Monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetsTheSpaceMonster
Trixter of the Moon Council
trixter@retro.pizza
Time for the jazzy jet-scrambling music!
sean
sean@skj.social
Jet Scramble Jazz!
Socketwench
socketwench@masto.hackers.town
Take your time, movie...
strangefour with the Pleiades
strangefour@retro.pizza
And now the Puerto Rico tourism portion of the film.
#Monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetstheSpaceMonster
Ysengrin Blackpaw π WPAFW
YsengrinWolf@meow.social
We're using all these code names, and then just blurt out General Bowers' name.
Solarbird :flag_cascadia:
moira@mastodon.murkworks.net
meanwhile in the hotel's front lawn
Kevin C π¬
kcarr2015@mstdn.social
Oh no, the aliens captured Dr Karen! How will the Air Force ever find out that Dr Steele has found a half functioning Frank?
bunnyhero
bunnyhero@timeloop.cafe
@Wynter and look how useful it would be if we get invaded by space monsters! #monsterdon
My camera shoots fascists
Mikal@sfba.social
El telefono! Do you got a telefono? He got a telefono.
So many dynamos
Zerofactorial@noc.social
We haven't had the proper amount of cultural insensitivity. Until now #monsterdon
cs
cs@mastodon.sdf.org
They picked a strange word to have a communication problem with. Telephone? Really? Dumb #Monsterdon
Blake C. Stacey
bstacey@icosahedron.website
"Spaceship! Spaceship! Spaceship!"
Srol
srol@mellified.men
Look at this soft-serve ice cream cone operating the switchboard #monsterdon