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I am very confused by the shape of the spaceship

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This switchboard operator is the comic relief in this movie, I think.

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That was "Scramble All Jets (instrumental)" by Big Bob Binko's Rock'n'Roll Orchestra. Don't touch that dial, we got the latest from Fastball up next. #monsterdon

"full offensive strength" is Earthling for "maximum energy!" #Monsterdon

All right! Here we go! #monsterdon

MUSIC MATCH!

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Oh look, it's the Fuck-You 20

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this movie is 50% stock footage, 50% amateur space crap
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bro sliding across the meeting room table like he's Starsky (or is it Hutch) sliding across the hood of his car saving exactly 0 seconds

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no yackity sax will make this scene necessary

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Okay, we’ve had beach dance music, and we’ve had military stock footage, maybe it’s time to combine them! #monsterdon

#Monsterdon seriously. Best soundtrack in movie history.

I feel like this movie was heavily subsidized by We the Taxpayers.

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Oh. Not Martin Mull. #Monsterdon

Someone picks up the jets, cracks them in half like an egg...

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the beach music saxophone in this soundtrack is killing me :blobfoxangrylaugh:

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So are they like... attacking the aliens now? They suddenly found them? Did I miss something?

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#monsterdon The grooviest planes in the Air Force, daddy-o!!

OK the air crews piling into the station wagon is a lot funnier than I think they intended #monsterdon

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Hey, that can't be Florida. That plane isn't pulling a banner for drink specials...

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And the 101st Fighting Studebakers leap into action

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Scramble all jets, sharks are sunny side up

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Wow that's a lot of jets but they're flying in neat formation - not scrambled at all!

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Scramble all station wagons

You know what would make this movie better?

A yeti

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Scramble All Jets is a bop! #Monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetsTheSpaceMonster

Time for the jazzy jet-scrambling music!

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Jet Scramble Jazz!

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Take your time, movie...

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And now the Puerto Rico tourism portion of the film.
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We're using all these code names, and then just blurt out General Bowers' name.

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meanwhile in the hotel's front lawn

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"Roll your eyes when you say 'spaceship.' No, keep them inside your head, please." #monsterdon

Oh no, the aliens captured Dr Karen! How will the Air Force ever find out that Dr Steele has found a half functioning Frank?

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@Wynter and look how useful it would be if we get invaded by space monsters! #monsterdon

El telefono! Do you got a telefono? He got a telefono.

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We haven't had the proper amount of cultural insensitivity. Until now #monsterdon

They picked a strange word to have a communication problem with. Telephone? Really? Dumb #Monsterdon

"Spaceship! Spaceship! Spaceship!"

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Look at this soft-serve ice cream cone operating the switchboard #monsterdon

Incompetent switchboard man has me in tears 🤣

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One ringy-dingy

I already kinda wanted a Vespa, this is making me want one even more. Look at how COOL he looks riding it! #Monsterdon

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Wait, that dude’s name has been “Dr. Adam Steel” this whole time and I didn’t notice? #monsterdon

And scramble all eggs too

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@moira I just finished reading the first Murderbot book today and I was thinking how much Frank is like Murderbot only way less interesting

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@jivens I mean, this movie might as well have been a long-form advertisement for Vespa. Cause its working on me! So cute & tiny & I wish I lived somewhere with nice weather year-round. #Monsterdon

See, if you don’t add an “O” to “telephone”, Spanish speaking people won’t understand what you’re talking about.

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No. No.
Film fired for american unhelpfully
screaming louder in english to be understood. UGH.

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They forgot to record dialogue, but boy did they record the sound of that scooter. #monsterdon

Tense, exciting scooter scene. Excellent #monsterdon

You can always make a word Spanish by adding "el" to the start and an O at the end. "El telephono" is definitely the correct Spanish word for telephone.

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Ruuudey

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Bat Boy and the Princess keep making eyes at each other.

Typical - if they don't speak English, just shout it louder.

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El telefono! #monsterdon

Found earth device: #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Southerners tawkin saance is great.

FLAN SAWCERS

Okay so American tourists have apparently always been obnoxiously rude

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This is a pretty involved Vespa commercial. #Monsterdon

Every interaction he has with that scooter just screams "debate club"

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I mean, the Vespa scenes are great! The music! Fantastic.

Did they...help advance the plot lines?

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he moved the surf rock cd to the walkman in the vespa

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Dual Filter. is that going to help? #monsterdon

SHUT UP, LOVITZ, JESUS

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"Good luck, Frank. I'll leave you here alone even though you've proven murderous and utterly unreliable." #Monsterdon

"An astro robutt."
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Where is Karen?

Probably complaining to the HOA.

Maybe they're just running the women through a copier to make more #monsterdon

What's up chat, today we're gonna sneak a half melted cyborg onto a nude beach

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The noise that Vespa makes is so hateful, like a leaf-blower that vapes. #monsterdon

There is something very anti-climactic about the hero speeding off on a moped. #Monsterdon #frankensteinmeetsthespacemonster1965

That’s the correct Vespa music. #monsterdon

I just can't imagine why scooters didn't catch on with motorcycle gangs

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Replay: Can this thing go any faster? No.

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#monsterdon pulse pounding vespa riding action

Get in the Vespa and give chase!

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No not fake-Spanish shouting!

"...maybe the music will make the vespa seem cool?"
"Nope, not feeling it."

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I will never intentionally watch this again

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A Vespa's natural condition: On its side in a muggy swamp.

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That Vespa is unexpectedly important to this film.

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Yeah, I'm just gonna leave THE ERRATIC SUPERPOWERED CYBORG ZOMBIE standing next to THE ALIEN INVASION CRAFT while I go ride my vespa.

Totally safe.

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Mok is bored with new playmate.

And now it's 1960s spy chase music.

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Really getting their money's worth from that rental Vespa #Monsterdon

Instead of "Frank And Robot" this is "Frank IS Robot"

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Alien invasions are hard enough without having to babysit your wasted buddy who keeps asking if you're mad and do you still like him. #monsterdon

#monsterdon Exciting Vespa scenes!!

Murderbot is disgusted by Frank.

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omg... did they just murk that lady because she was not hot enough? #monsterdon

Action Vespa. #Monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetsTheSpaceMonster

"Nothing unusual down there, huh?"
"Nope. Trees. Dirt. Doesn't get more normal."
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Frank is now giving me R2D2 vibes. #monsterdon

Usually you use codes to, y’know, conceal or codify things.

“Code: Emergency!”
…or that.
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Fortunately all the party girls are perfectly okay with the way they're being handled #monsterdon

Frank's still got his nipple hoses huh #monsterdon

Mull: “So there I was in my cage just minding my own business, and out of nowhere this Karen just starts screaming at me!! As if!!” #Monsterdon

you can tell he's the princess's henchman because they've both got the sparkly fabric. #monsterdon