The humans are freeeed

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@That_Damn_Frank “Don’t threaten us with a good time!”

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Bravo High and Dry.

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[intoxicated chortling]

Bravo's already high, mannnnn....

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"Captain! Get Bravo high!"

Bravo: :cannabis:

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All hail the Vespa!! #monsterdon

“Frank, how many B’s are in the word watermelon?”
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Bravo High, where the bitchiest real housewives RULE the SCHOOL. #monsterdon

MULL HAS ENTERED THAT CHAT

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"Karen and at least two other women" Nice hedging. That will hold up in court. #monsterdon

Get bravo high but don't let him play his new mix for you

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Wait so that conveyor belt just took all those babes to a cell? That's really an extremely inefficient way to imprison people, just sayin

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yeah, bravo's pretty high but you outta see delta, delta's on a whole other planet

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"...Captain, get Bravo high!"
"Oh, don't worry, he's already pretty high."

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Come on Frank, so close. Meet that space monster. 5 minutes left! #monsterdon

Now I wanna visit Puerto Rico and see all the classic cars while listening to some sappy oldies.
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YAY all the ladies got away!

"Get Bravo High" CAN DO SPORT! #Monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetsTheSpaceMonster

(women chattering)

about shoes and makeup, I'm sure 60s male writer

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Director: now, both simultaneously turn towards the camera #Monsterdon

Doc Addams finally arrives in his vespa
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Well, that's eight abductees accounted for.

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so... when they said Frankenstein Meets the Space Monster, what they meant was, they're in the same room for about 30 seconds, they shake hands, then part. okay. #monsterdon

What about all the freeze dried hotties? #Monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetsTheSpaceMonster

Nadir and the princess would be good Mads for mst3k I think #monsterdon

gee i hope they don't run into any Dark Elves in the Vietnam newsreel stock footage

if i were a teenager on a date at a nickelodeon in 1965 though this boring trash would absolutely rip, you are getting smooched for sure in this snoozer

and now the aliens are just leaving I guess

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I love how they can't decide which kind of jet is firing on the spaceship.

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@ricci So far it lacks Frankenstein, Space, Monsters, and there was only just the one meeting.

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Frank's going HAL 9000, but with love

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@bunnyhero best I can do while the movie is running... I will return to this though

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Awkwardly smacking their chairs against each other when the spun around was a great touch. #Monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetsTheSpaceMonster

@davesdogmaggie oh yeah, it's terrible in a lot of right ways. but it's not _impressive_. xD

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NEW CLEAR WEAPONS! #monsterdon

Well, it'd help if the rockets *hit* anything...

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so basically they just built this spaceship around a playground, right?

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"If they use nuclear weapons we will be finished!" <-- you betcha we will.

Conventional Weapons are Ineffective! #monsterdon

Sigh. Sci-fi princesses and their lip gloss. #Monsterdon

@binford2k I mean “el teléfono” is correct, though.

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Now must be the moment Frank meets the Space Monster #Monsterdon

Take 2 rocket barrages and call me in the morning.

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starting to suspect my Internet Archive copy of the movie may be truncated…

Edit: Yes, it *is* truncated.

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Bumblebee cameo.
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Stop changing jets!!!

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I just realized Frank is Two-Face and can't unsee it.

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No, don’t look back Frank. We’re safe #Monsterdon

We are gonna wrap this all up in about 8 minutes. This will be impressive.

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UNF!

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DR. SCOTT!

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ROCKY!

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#Monsterdon All we could afford for this movie was a WWI plane.

STOP HOLDING THE RADIOACTIVE POOP IN YOUR HANDS.
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Not sure what the jet fighters are doing – I mean besides being scrambled.

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Rockets are working fine, you're just missing

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FRANK!

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We're never gonna get to PHASE IV, are we?

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#Monsterdon TANKS! THIS MOVIE OFFICIALLY HAS EVERYTHING!

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General Bowls is having a hard time
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@brooke Hm, I thought it was the F-94? Pretty similar, anyway.

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did they just airdrop the general *in* the jeep, that would be pretty funny. #monsterdon

10 more minutes I'm not even close to a bingo. I think this is the first time in my own Monsterdon history that that has happened!

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A fascinating high concept premise: What if we put an uggo in the babe machine? #monsterdon

Scramble to those cuckoo jets, daddio!

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@cs
I'm good with that so long as there is more of that groovy montage music. 👍

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A partial pig! #Monsterdon

"He's safe now. He's listening to Cold Play..."

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Meanwhile, in a completely different biome #monsterdon

A young Coppola saw this scene, and thought "it'd be better with Wagner"

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Eleven minutes left in the film. How much of it do you think is military stock footage? #monsterdon

lots of stock footage breaks for if you need to pee in this movie

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Oh no... they caught Frank! #monsterdon

More character development for the telephone call than most of the named characters.
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Karen’s still there. Just hanging out.

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The only thing more wooden than the acting is the spaceship wall

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Setting up the climactic meeting of Frank and the monster #monsterdon

Foley guys were sleeping when Frank and the aliens were fighting. #Monsterdon

oops. Frank, honestly, you hacked a dude to bits with a machete, some underwhelming space aliens shouldn't be too hard for you. #monsterdon

Even with all the cool aircraft footage, This film bears no resemblance to “Top Gun”
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Gotta love the (badly) painted plywood bulkheads inside the alien ship.

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#monsterdon I guess Frank's one vacuum tube got knocked out of its socket when he got hit..

"Bauers is out on Project Mayflower"

Are military personnel allowed to talk about projects with just anyone who calls on the phone or what

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And now Frank gets to meet the Space Monster!

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I sure hope his moped can go faster than that jet!

("Caio! Bella!")

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"Not in the face! " - Frank
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We need to pad this thing. We have more scooter footage? Perfect!

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"El telephone-o!"

Any excuse to post Davila 666's cover of "Hanging on the Telephone": https://youtu.be/cuy0ZLanLao?t=28 🇵🇷

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I really have to say, without #Monsterdon along to hate it together with, I would truly abhor this movie.

obviously dr. nadir and princess are the best two characters in the film, but honestly, number three is the vespa, I see that's why they gave it so much screen time

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I'm sure no one heard him start that bike. #Monsterdon

Nearly broke that wooden ladder getting Frank into the UFO. #Monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetsTheSpaceMonster

5 minutes, movie… this meeting does not have a lot of elbow room to work with, unless it turns out to be the start of a romance after all

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Hey he got one #monsterdon

come on Frank, time to hack your governor module and then get in there and start slapping-- hey! good job, man! #monsterdon

God Damn that scooter!
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Gunfire and unusual civilians… #Monsterdon

#monsterdon sexy jet scrambling music, this movie is the absolute best thing we've seen in a while

C'mon, even I can tell those station wagons aren't jets #monsterdon

Ya know aliens coming to Earth to kidnap women for elicit purposes would have way better luck if they tried internet dating sites. And were possibly sexy monsters and/or lesbians.
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