Frankenstein Meets the Space Monster
Nazo
Nazo
nazokiyoubinbou@urusai.social

Rofl.

"We are hearing hydrogen signals of 21 centimeters."

"What does it mean?"

"We have no idea."

Probably because it never meant anything to begin with?

#Monsterdon

Scarab (Sarah)
Scarab (Sarah)
Configures@mindly.social

@nazokiyoubinbou @socketwench I think the only survivors were the all-male spaceship crew, Dr. Nadir, and Princess. She wasn't going to sleep with crewmen, so they needed women to re-populate. OR they were all escapees who hadn't won, but Dr. Nadir just lied when he told the crew that everyone back on their planet was dead, going mad, or rotting, so they wouldn't mutiny and kill him and Princess. Either way. #Monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetsTheSpaceMonster

Nazo
Nazo
nazokiyoubinbou@urusai.social

So did anyone time how long Frank's encounter with the space monster actually was in this movie? Like 5 seconds? Maybe 8?

Maybe they should have called it "Stock Footage Meets Alien Kidnappers!"

#Monsterdon

Ysengrin Blackpaw πŸ”œ WPAFW
Ysengrin Blackpaw πŸ”œ WPAFW
YsengrinWolf@meow.social

For those of you scrolling through your timeline, you're about to hit a big mass of Monsterdon postings about Frankenstein Meets the Spacemonster (1965).

Should you not wish to read through them, here's how to filter them out, at least on the web browser:
1) right click on the gears & open in a new tab
2) choose "Filters" then "Add New Filter"
3) give the filter a title, check all boxes under contexts, choose hide completely and put "#Monsterdon" in the keyword box.
4) Click on "Save New Filter"

... and you're done.

Dogwelder
Dogwelder
dogwelder@jorts.horse

Once again I have forgotten about #monsterdon until right when it ends. If only there were some way I could set an alarm on my phone or something, but that's crazy talk.

Plaid
Plaid
plaidtron3000@jorts.horse

"We 7 or so people are the winners of our planet-wide nuclear war!"
followed shortly by
"The lucky ones are dead."

Sounds to me like you didn't win, Doc.

#monsterdon

Nazo
Nazo
nazokiyoubinbou@urusai.social

I feel like all these super low budget b-movies with aliens all start with "aliens are attacking" in the writing and then they just sort of backtrack and are like "ok, uh, now why are they attacking... We have to come up with a reason..."

And every single time the reason is just so stupid and I swear "maybe just talk to people instead?" would work 1000x better, lol.

#Monsterdon

Blue
Blue
blue@bigshoulders.city

maybe if we watch through the whole credits there's a stinger where Karen makes her new human boyfriend wear the nipple hoses during their lovemaking

#monsterdon

Guda Blues
Guda Blues
gblues@bolha.us

So, by this credits, I guess Doc and Karen left the Frankestein assembly on the army and lived a happy life as a couple on Puerto Rico riding their little scooter.
#monsterdon

Nazo
Nazo
nazokiyoubinbou@urusai.social

You know, they could have used some of this credits music time of us watching people just riding down a road for making that fight scene less horri-

Ok, we're doing this instead.

#Monsterdon

ano yatsu
ano yatsu
yatsu@retro.pizza

ah. and so the US military blows everything up, and two white people who could hardly hold a coherent conversation are going to go smash after the credits. happy #monsterdon everybody.