βRepairingβ == βshorting out at randomβ, apparently #Monsterdon
Donβt split up, Karen! Bad idea! #Monsterdon
Yeah wow at normal speed the bald elf man sounds like he's talking in slowmo.
#Monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetstheSpaceMonster
All she really needs now is a shotgun so she can take down all the aliens herself, Sara Connar style.
Its just a flesh wound
"Oh this? This is the real party."
and now, DANCE PARTY
I figured this wasn't really a movie for kids, huh. #monsterdon
Another ICE raid coming! #Monsterdon
...singing Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Blackish Polkadot Bikini...
See, they just want to swing.
lotta butts in this dancing scene
#Monsterdon I swear, this is basically the bargain bin Austin Powers soundtrack and I am HERE FOR IT.
@apLundell about to connect in 3 ... 2 ... 1 ... #Monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetsTheSpaceMonster when Karen's trying to get help for Adam and their monster child, Frank? Or will the space men crash the dance party? Stay tuned to find out!
Spending a while on the shaking ass there #monsterdon
Wow there really is dancing in this movie! Unfortunately that's a lone square on my bingo card, nowhere near the other squares that I've actually been able to click today. So far I've only got eight. I don't think I'm going to get bingo!
Did they even license this music or did they just use it?
Something is giving me a feeling all of a sudden that they just used it...
Butts: the director's thinly disguised fetish.
Now the alien spacecraft gets the silent treatment. Itβs like they forgot to record sound and didnβt want to use ADR. #monsterdon
hell yeah butt montage
they even filmed the after part and put it in the movie. now that's efficiency. #monsterdon
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π§ββοΈ TRIVIA MEETS THE SPACEMONSTER
Movies in the 1960s were full of scenes of dance parties with zoom ins of wiggling booties.
Again, cultural context.
#FrankensteinMeetsTheSpaceMonster π§ββοΈ
@bstacey oh nooooo (Eegah)
...and this is how Tony and Roger found Genie...
who's faster, Martians on Foot or a Vespa? #monsterdon
This is the pool party portion of our movie.
Is this balling?
Oh, yeah! Now, weβre back to the good 60s soundtrack.
Did they only license one song for this movie?
That scientist seems awfully surprised that a woman would prefer the company of a machine.
Had the Hitachi Magic Wand not been invented yet? #Monsterdon
that scooter doesn't have mudding tires, no wonder it fell over
Eegah flashbacks
Now this is some fuckin' running and doing things music. #monsterdon
Karen hit the gas and told the aliens to eat. her. dust.
They're hunting Prince of Space! #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon π΅π· π§ββοΈβοΈ π πΎ π±
too many crotch/butt shots at this party for my taste
Me thinks Karen is going to get captured as breeding stock in the next while.
#Monsterdon
@davesdogmaggie Itβs a TARDIS.
Now that's the face of a woman who can't remember where she parked her Vespa. #monsterdon
I can only call Karen's form of locomotion "scampering"
@SeanAloysiusOBrien right? I was wondering where they were planning on storing their cache of Earth Women
And then, get this, when we built Frank we embedded a transistor radio circuit board in the side of his head as joke! We cracked ourselves up!
#monsterdon I question their Woman Acquisition Plan..
oh? oh? are our two movies about to meet each other? #monsterdon
Lol - they've glued a 60s transistor radio to Frank's head.
@bstacey We've only seen one dominant woman so far though
@SeanAloysiusOBrien Itβs bigger on the inside.
[Car Talk voice]
Well, there's your problem!
Half his brain is a transistor radio and the back of a wrist watch.
βWe must hurry if weβre to save your soon-to-be confessed love and 10 years of my lifeβs worth! Now hop on for a leisurely 15 mph moped ride.β
#Monsterdon
We now return to another instrumental portion of the movie.
Is that an alien ship or a clown car? How did they get all those minions in there?
Karen wonders if Frank is *fully* functional. This, despite riding around on the moped with Adam. #Monsterdon
@jonny@neuromatch.social Humans will pack-bond with anything. And tup just as much.
Heck, did they even need to kidnap humans? Just put an ad in the local paper!
#Monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetsTheSpaceMonster
repairing the row butt by frantically moving around alligator clips, are we sure that the previous launches were shot down by aliens?
The aliens really need a dedicated de-wedgie corps. #monsterdon
Robit Robit Robit Robit Robit #monsterdon
KAREN.
I love how Frank has a mechanical watch movement right in the middle of his circuit board.
Oh my word it's not a dress it's a pant suit?
@diazona You missed "dominant women"
The Robitβs tragic face meltage is apparently not as bad as it looks.
#Monsterdon
i mean yes we have a Theremin but literally only for messing with the cast, we're committed to playing discarded B-sides for the OST
Every once in a while, there's a completely unrelated scene. #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon In a previous life I worked at an electronics repair shop and one tech was really good at getting into the tiny camcorders. He used to say his hands shrank so he could get in there. Then they'd "get bigger" when it was time to work on a regular VCR.
That's what I think happened to Adam's hands in Frank's brain.
Kids, I'm not going to explain camcorders or VCRs. Ask your grandparents. They'd love to hear from you.
I think James Karen said robutt on purpose #Monsterdon
just a heartwarming moment with your broken robot. #monsterdon
The original Operation game.
I'd trade all these screams for the plain ol' wilheim scream, mine ears can't handle the screeches oh my word.
#Monsterdon
I would almost swear I saw a construction worker shot from Metropolis in this rocket launch montage.
#Monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetstheSpaceMonster
"Remember, he's a robot, not a man, Karen"
In the 60's, Karens were women who cared excessively about the robots they created
#monsterdon Alligator clips? Alligator clips are bullshit
Is that a wristwatch mechanism embedded in Frank's head?
Oh, and an AM radio!
Such deep dialog
The space people need women, and the scientists need men. It's like poetry, it rhymes!
#Monsterdon every time that jackass says "ro-butt" I want to punch him.
They hook the robot up to... An iPod?
Proof this movie is from Futurama: Doc pronounces "robot" like Zoidberg does! #Monsterdon
Then we'll do a whole Vespa ride!
Its genius I tell ya!
I see Frank is made from the insides of a watch and a 9V battery connector
with the company Karen keeps it's not surprising that she would confuse a robot for a man
Poor Data.
They're gonna jumpstart his hippocamus
But, I love Frank the robot!
Franky, can you hear me?
Can you feel me near you?
Franky, can you see me?
Can I help to cheer you?
Oooh, Franky, Franky, Franky, Franky
#Monsterdon π΅π· π§ββοΈβοΈ π πΎ π±
I know that it's not in the spirit of the 'don but I feel it's important to say that there is no 'Frankenstein' in this movie. The purported 'Frankenstein' is just an injured android hybrid, not even constructed from various parts of human corpses. I'm not even going to get into the whole 'Frankenstein is the scientist, Karen' controversy, because we can't even get there from here.
he's a row butt
"Robutt" count 23
Ok Therman was pattented sooner than I thought.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theremin
Cool origins.
How come Frankβs shoulders are more padded now than they were at first? #Monsterdon
Could we maybe re-orient this scene so his meatloaf side isn't facing outward? #monsterdon
Robit π€£π€£π€£π€£
"nobody's going to destroy ten years of my life's work"
*hops on vespa*
<lovesong>
*drives through puddle*
????????
I'm starting to miss the non-stop action and awe inspiring writing of The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra.
Karenβs first reaction upon seeing Frank is to scream and back up, but heβs laying on the ground and doesnβt look threatening at all.
I THOUGHT YOU WAS THE ROBUT
Frank, we know you can hear us in that one good ear. #Monsterdon
He's a robutt not a man karen!