The alien ship is *so* much bigger on the inside than it is on the outside.

#Monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetsTheSpacemonster

These look like #ICE raids in grayscale. #Monsterdon

and now… MAXIMUM ENERGY?

#Monsterdon

Now I'm no expert on Puerto Rican women but they don't like very Puerto Rican to me. #monsterdon

wooOOOOOOoooo!

#monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetsTheSpacemonster

The rayguns being plugged into the suits is kind of interesting. I suppose that's providing power.

#Monsterdon

"...you can't come in unless you show your Cosco card"

#Monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetsTheSpaceMonster

epiphany: that's why he says row butt, he's fixated

#monsterdon

Sprocket likes the music in this movie #Monsterdon

the captives are led into the space barn #monsterdon

#monsterdon Nice 60's chairs in bat boy's lair!

Oh, the Martians literally outran the vespa on foot.

Sounds like some of my bus misadventures

#Monsterdon

Is it cold in the studio Princess?
#Monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetstheSpaceMonster

More like the BUTTtan death march!

... I'll show myself out. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🇵🇷 🧟‍♂️☄️ 🌌 👾 😱

There is some damned fine tailoring on these women's outfits, though. Super correct fits on everyone!

All those guys are like "Damn, those spacemen took our girls. Damn."

#Monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetsTheSpacemonster

There's *clearly* another woman back there!

Ugh, you guys suck...

#Monsterdon
#FrankensteinMeetsTheSpaceMonster

i remember this mission from XCOM

#Monsterdon

That was quite the loaded "goodbye". Bodes ill for this affair.

OK, back from the commercial. I think I see where this is going!

#Monsterdon

Wow, aggressive enforcement of the NO DIVING pool restriction.

#monsterdon

Pretty big party foul there. #Monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetsTheSpaceMonster

@Taweret that's the wayyyy it's got to beeeeeee

it's catchy

#Monsterdon

News Flash! Mayflower 2 crash lands on Plymoth Rock. Metaphors at 11.
#Monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetstheSpaceMonster

Crotch view

...if only that were on the bingo card

#Monsterdon

SPACE TOGA PARTY

#Monsterdon

Do they even qualify as monsters when they're wearing space suits that hide all their monstrous features? Heck, they didn't even bother with the makeup that's visible through the visors!

#Monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetsTheSpaceMonster

*blows whistle* NO SWINGIN' ON THE DIVING BOARD

#monsterdon

Dance party crashed by martians? Sure, why not.

#Monsterdon

[flatly]

Wow.

Wild party. Isn't it.

#Monsterdon
#FrankensteinMeetsTheSpaceMonster

Look, I appreciate a good pool dance party as much as anybody, but, we’ve established a really nice beach already. Why isn’t this a beach dance party? Real missed opportunity, here. #monsterdon

I kinda like the song?

#monsterdon

listen this is California

i want you to find me the swingingest hipster party PLAYING A SONG WE CAN AFFORD and just start rolling

#Monsterdon

These kooky kids with their ties and their drinks balanced on their heads!

#Monsterdon

Please don't put ominous music stings layered on top of the gogo music #monsterdon

#Monsterdon what's Mrs. Foreman doing here?

Now…Johnny Rivers! #Monsterdon

Inferior breeding stock - not wearing a bikini

#monsterdon
#FrankensteinMeetsTheSpaceMonster

Nighttime at the pool. Daytime for the invaders. #Monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetsTheSpaceMonster

#Monsterdon 🇵🇷 🧟‍♂️☄️ 🌌 👾 😱

I do kinda wanna talk to the dude whose gig it was to stand on the diving board and wiggle

There we go. I bet the xylophone random notes is music they actually have a legal right to.

#monsterdon

CREEPY BROKEN PIANO NOISES INTENSIFY #monsterdon

Look movie, I kind of have a bit going with these pop music interludes and I can't properly utilize the Rule of Threes if you start duping the needle drops. #monsterdon

#monsterdon this is pretty hip music for such a square party

Groovy chase music? Ruh-roh!

#ScoobyDoo #Monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetsTheSpaceMonster

Why is it night at the pool but daylight where the aliens are in the bushes watching?

#Monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetsTheSpacemonster

Some of these people missed the episode of American Bandstand that taught you how to butt dance. #monsterdon

“Repairing” == “shorting out at random”, apparently #Monsterdon

Don’t split up, Karen! Bad idea! #Monsterdon

Yeah wow at normal speed the bald elf man sounds like he's talking in slowmo.
#Monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetstheSpaceMonster

#Monsterdon

Its just a flesh wound

All she really needs now is a shotgun so she can take down all the aliens herself, Sara Connar style.

#Monsterdon
#FrankensteinMeetsTheSpaceMonster

"Oh this? This is the real party."

#monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetsTheSpacemonster

and now, DANCE PARTY

I figured this wasn't really a movie for kids, huh. #monsterdon

Another ICE raid coming! #Monsterdon

See, they just want to swing.

#Monsterdon

lotta butts in this dancing scene

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon I swear, this is basically the bargain bin Austin Powers soundtrack and I am HERE FOR IT.

Spending a while on the shaking ass there #monsterdon

Wow there really is dancing in this movie! Unfortunately that's a lone square on my bingo card, nowhere near the other squares that I've actually been able to click today. So far I've only got eight. I don't think I'm going to get bingo!

#Monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetsTheSpaceMonster1965

Did they even license this music or did they just use it?

Something is giving me a feeling all of a sudden that they just used it...

#Monsterdon

Butts: the director's thinly disguised fetish.

#Monsterdon
#FrankensteinMeetsTheSpaceMonster

Now the alien spacecraft gets the silent treatment. It’s like they forgot to record sound and didn’t want to use ADR. #monsterdon

they even filmed the after part and put it in the movie. now that's efficiency. #monsterdon

hell yeah butt montage

#monsterdon

🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️

🧟‍♂️ TRIVIA MEETS THE SPACEMONSTER

Movies in the 1960s were full of scenes of dance parties with zoom ins of wiggling booties.

Again, cultural context.

#FrankensteinMeetsTheSpaceMonster 🧟‍♂️

@bstacey oh nooooo (Eegah)

#monsterdon

Girl in the fuzzy top knows how to move her derriere.

I wish I could do that!

#monsterdon

...and this is how Tony and Roger found Genie...

#Monsterdon

who's faster, Martians on Foot or a Vespa? #monsterdon

This is the pool party portion of our movie.

#Monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetsTheSpacemonster

Is this balling?

#Monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetsTheSpaceMonster

Oh, yeah! Now, we’re back to the good 60s soundtrack.

#Monsterdon

Did they only license one song for this movie?

#Monsterdon

That scientist seems awfully surprised that a woman would prefer the company of a machine.

Had the Hitachi Magic Wand not been invented yet? #Monsterdon

that scooter doesn't have mudding tires, no wonder it fell over

#monsterdon

Eegah flashbacks

#Monsterdon

Now this is some fuckin' running and doing things music. #monsterdon

Karen hit the gas and told the aliens to eat. her. dust.

#monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetsTheSpacemonster

#Monsterdon 🇵🇷 🧟‍♂️☄️ 🌌 👾 😱

too many crotch/butt shots at this party for my taste

Me thinks Karen is going to get captured as breeding stock in the next while.
#Monsterdon

@davesdogmaggie It’s a TARDIS.

#Monsterdon

Now that's the face of a woman who can't remember where she parked her Vespa. #monsterdon

I can only call Karen's form of locomotion "scampering"

#Monsterdon

@SeanAloysiusOBrien right? I was wondering where they were planning on storing their cache of Earth Women

#monsterdon

And then, get this, when we built Frank we embedded a transistor radio circuit board in the side of his head as joke! We cracked ourselves up!

#monsterdon

#monsterdon I question their Woman Acquisition Plan..

oh? oh? are our two movies about to meet each other? #monsterdon

@bstacey We've only seen one dominant woman so far though

#Monsterdon

@SeanAloysiusOBrien It’s bigger on the inside.

#Monsterdon

[Car Talk voice]

Well, there's your problem!

Half his brain is a transistor radio and the back of a wrist watch.

#Monsterdon
#FrankensteinMeetsTheSpaceMonster

“We must hurry if we’re to save your soon-to-be confessed love and 10 years of my life’s worth! Now hop on for a leisurely 15 mph moped ride.”
#Monsterdon

We now return to another instrumental portion of the movie.

#Monsterdon

Is that an alien ship or a clown car? How did they get all those minions in there?

#Monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetsTheSpacemonster

Karen wonders if Frank is *fully* functional. This, despite riding around on the moped with Adam. #Monsterdon

@jonny@neuromatch.social Humans will pack-bond with anything. And tup just as much.

Heck, did they even need to kidnap humans? Just put an ad in the local paper!

#Monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetsTheSpaceMonster

repairing the row butt by frantically moving around alligator clips, are we sure that the previous launches were shot down by aliens?

#monsterdon

The aliens really need a dedicated de-wedgie corps. #monsterdon

Robit Robit Robit Robit Robit #monsterdon

KAREN.

#monsterdon