#monsterdon Let's continue this conversation in a natural history museum so we have appropriate visual aids.

@Taweret Not so much "vs. Baragon" happening either #monsterdon

@Taweret Gonna describe it that way the next time I go camping. #monsterdon

I also want to avoid the sun and come out only at night. #monsterdon

lmao I just got to the horse and it was as perfect as everyone was saying #monsterdon

Oh yeah. I win. #monsterdon

@RobynGoodfellow I'm confused. Do they mean his third hand? #monsterdon

Gumby is gonna be pissed at baragon for what happened to his buddy #Monsterdon

#monsterdon So, are they just hanging out in this lady's house?

What, they didn't notice the reptile with a big yellow nose horn? #monsterdon

calmly programming new mutilations over dinner #monsterdon

oh hell yeah, it’s cave time #monsterdon

“Experiment with his hand.” *cough* #monsterdon

should we consult the big mouth billy bass in the corner? #monsterdon

@Louisa too much grease? #JustGuessing #monsterdon

#monsterdon Impressive that his jacket still fits.

#monsterdon Glad they took the time to put on their Panama suits.

Lure him into the open with a chocolate whey smoothie #monsterdon

That was just a kid's horsey toy going "horsey" #monsterdon

@moira Someone else has the same earworm I do #monsterdon

Oh George, not the livestock #monsterdon

@Taweret gotta feed it a few more chickens so it grows I guess #Monsterdon

here i am at

camp wanada

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@Taweret He's got such big eyes too, maybe he's a baby! #monsterdon

THE HORSE MODEL. 10/10 #monsterdon

pitch: footloose town was just trying to ward off a kaiju. now, it has awakened #monsterdon

WOW OKAY

the horse model makes the boar model look _actually good_ #monsterdon

still waiting for anything resembling a conquering/versus
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@Taweret But I gotta say he punches above his weight class #monsterdon

It's a well-established scientific fact that Frankensteins don't eat humans. #monsterdon

baragon seems kinda on hte small side for a kaiju

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@FerdiZ It is a mass hallucination aided by classic streaming video Sunday evenings #monsterdon

#BioluminescentFrankenstein #monsterdon

[whistles MASH theme again] #monsterdon

Baragon, autocorrect. Baragon. We are not splitting Spain into its constituent kingdoms #monsterdon

When they piece out this whole mystery Germany's going to get a whopping bill #monsterdon

well they all had automatic weapons and couldn’t handle even one feral hog #monsterdon

"Let's make sure to ask for the white guy's opinion, he'll get pissy if we don't." #monsterdon

@moira without his amazing clothes, that’s exactly what we’d be talking about #monsterdon

surf music is gonna come back

#monsterdon

Aragon rises to punish those who would gogo dance #monsterdon

#monsterdon music so annoying it wakes the monster deep underground

this is the worst naked & afraid I’ve ever watched #monsterdon

@funkula If Gargantua were here he'd chuck it at something #monsterdon

What is #monsterdon?

@jonny Frankenstein Tries to Eat a Biome #monsterdon

aweh, baragon is cute

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#monsterdon is this, like, a theme place?

I bet the boy/Frankenstein is gonna get blamed for breaking up the dance party unfairly #monsterdon

if the hand makes a reappearance in one of these surf rock party scenes wearing a robe and sunglasses then my life will be complete #monsterdon

they really know how to have a groovy time in Japan too bad it seems to attract all those kaiju

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kaiju movies have a strict anti-dancing policy #monsterdon

OK, if your tank can be disabled by a pitfall intended for a pig, I'm sorry, that tank sucks #monsterdon

love the triangle shaped bungalows #monsterdon

#monsterdon, oh now they're back to "He must not be killed".

You know, now that we've lost the hand.

Finally some swingin' dance music. We have come home #monsterdon

oh yeah, baragon is still around

#monsterdon

He is so concerned about protein he must work out. Check all the gyms #monsterdon

#monsterdon His "Ancestors"?

Frankenstein has no ancestors. That's kind of the point.

Some of these models are really A+ and some are... not. #monsterdon

Frankenstein, no animal is going to give you enough calories to justify throwing a whole goddamn tree at it #monsterdon

ok we're about halfway in and so far frankenstein is doing nothing resembling conquering the world, he is just hanging out in various biomes. #monsterdon

@jerry not unless you want to talk about frankenstein's monster dong #monsterdon #monsterdong

@moira Are you saying that was a Caucasian pig? #monsterdon

alright, we’ve got a dance party, now I’m just holding out for a cave #monsterdon

#monsterdon These expert scientists forgot to fee their pet hand?

I'm starting to think that the fate of Japan shouldn't be in the hands of these guys.

oof that pig was _not_ a good model #monsterdon

worst boar ever, kaiju costumist asked to leave the set #monsterdon

AHHHH THAT BOAR #monsterdon

Can we walk about Frankenstein’s clothes? #monsterdon

Is that some kind of tapir or something? Do they have tapirs in Japan? #monsterdon

this mght actually officially have the most batshit plot of any #Monsterdon movie we've done

excellent tree throwing tecnique #monsterdon

@Taweret Who's radioactive and under the sea?
Adam Squarebrow!
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NO YOU FOOLS OF COURSE IT NEEDED PROTEIN WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO IT #monsterdon

"he'll sink us!"

*frankenstein proceeds to gently shove the boat, to no apparent effect* #monsterdon

That's a REALLY bad way to store your lab samples y'all, just saying. #monsterdon

@Zerofactorial #RaisesHandSlowly #monsterdon

yessssss #TheHand is loooseeeee #monsterdon

Hmm, if *I* were a hand where would I be? #monsterdon

@forestine no just the bits from that joke? #monsterdon

#monsterdon lol aquatic giant teen Frankenstein is the best

@Taweret he is just chilling out there minding his own business! leave him alone! #monsterdon

frankenstein is also some kind of submarine? #monsterdon

Why is the boy in the bay? Who does he think he is, Godzilla? #monsterdon

@Taweret Gonna headcanon him and Green Gargantua living a happy domestic live in the ocean. #monsterdon

wait so, which Frankensteins actually exist and fictionally exist in this universe #monsterdon

I feel that the Mojo Interlude could have been longer #Monsterdon

so does frankenstein live in the sea now?

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he ate! 💃
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ZORAK in an early cameo role, ladies and gentlemen! #monsterdon

#monsterdon Oh no! Monsters are enraged by generic royalty-free rock and roll dance loops!!!!

all i want for this hand is for it to pull the fire alarm and toilet paper the scientist's lab and joyride around the old submarine dock on its minibike #monsterdon

@otterlove Thank you for mentioning the giant hand in the room #monsterdon

TIME FOR DANCING #monsterdon

@otterlove oh whew, because I wasn't sure where that was going! #monsterdon

#monsterdon Well, you can kill him now, we've got a hand to do research on.

For the perplexed: #monsterdon is a thing we do Sunday nights where everyone streams a classic monster movie and we go to town on it

independent teen mischief romp arc for the hand please #monsterdon

Be sure to weigh the bucket down with a copy of A Farewell to Arms #monsterdon