#monsterdon for your post viewing entertainment, a good video on the differences between the three Frankenstein vs videos https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsT1WrF-GqE

It’s a Kaiju. Everyone knows they like dance parties #monsterdon

#monsterdon yup, appearing out of nowhere with no build up...an octopus

#monsterdon I swear that boar was fashioned out of the fuzzy stuff under the bed

#monsterdon Why not a finger? A simple finger?

If he loses an arm or leg, it will regenerate. This is science. Just accept it
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@Taweret #monsterdon

@jonny @Taweret@octodon.social True. A boy and his dog…almost #monsterdon

@Taweret@octodon.social and he still gets grief about it #monsterdon

#monsterdon The feathers were a nice touch, but the horse...

Witness the horror of the roar of the actress who played Baragon in the newer films https://youtu.be/og6qN-CNmlE #monsterdon

#monsterdon thats not Frankenstein’s hand, that’s Frankenstein’s monster’s heart’s regenerated clone’s hand

i mean yeah this was also my reaction #monsterdon

If they weren’t talking about Frankenstein’s heart, I’d think these guys were bakers #monsterdon

@monsterdon testing testing is this thing on #monsterdon

#ElonMusk defends ‘#dilbert creator, says #media is ‘#racist against whites’

https://www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2023/02/26/elon-musk-scott-adams-dilbert-racist/

#BlackHistoryMonth #blackmastodon #news #politics #Monsterdon #twitter #TwitterMigration #SilentSunday #Sunday

@burningbird I'm so glad someone else did the scholarship so I don't have to figure it out myself #monsterdon

Thanks @Taweret@octodon.social & everyone.
I’m new at #monsterdon & enjoyed it!

@apLundell Actor Nick Adams who must get confused with many other Nick Adams's https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nick_Adams_(actor%2C_born_1931) #monsterdon

@burningbird That's what in Louisiana they call "lagniappe" #monsterdon

That was fun! Thanks for hosting, @Taweret! I honestly gave tokusatsu in general a pass for a long time and I'm learning to really appreciate it now. #monsterdon

@Taweret Thank you for organising and hosting again :D #monsterdon

Good crowd! Fun watch! #monsterdon

now playing Celine Dion singing his heart will go on and on to enhance the ending #Monsterdon

like 20 minutes from now a bunch of Sleestack are gonna show up and say "has anyone seen our dog?" #monsterdon

muting the movie and playing an old Benny Hill in a background window to enhance the experience #Monsterdon

@LK_877 @Taweret swinging his dog around like it's WWE rn tho #monsterdon

I feel boy-Frankenstein is neglecting the stated goal of conquering the world. Focus, dude! #monsterdon

seems like they let the interns edit this one...they didn't leave enough time for conflict so now all the fight scenes have to be sped up #Monsterdon

I feel that Baragon is just an unlucky bystander in all this. What did he do to deserve all this whoop-ass? Besides breaking up an embarrasing dance party? #monsterdon

they are not going to have enough time to wrap up the frankenstein goes back to middle school and his classmates have a new sense of respect and appreciation for his unique needs and lifestyle subplot!!!! #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Why can’t they just be friends and battle the real enemy, scientists

I think Baragon is what you get when you cross a Luck Dragon with a Blood Dragon

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playing a kaiju role without a kaiju suit must be like being naked on set for these guys #monsterdon

@Taweret in the Toho universe it just makes sense to always have your bags packed. #monsterdon

I'm a big fan of Baragon's ears #monsterdon

so y’all dropped into the ass middle of the jungle in pressed suits with no compass lmao #monsterdon

@Taweret don't fight each other, you should be friends, they are trying to kill you both! #monsterdon

there are 20 minutes left in this 85 minute movie, and i haven't seen a single versus
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we probably should have given the kid a name instead of just chaining him up and trying to saw his limbs off

he would probably be more likely to respond

oh well

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@burningbird Horsefeathers! #monsterdon

so far not so much Conquering the World as just Hanging Out in the Woods

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the scientists keep returning to their one true motive of getting that damn hand and it pushes me further and further into team frankenstein #monsterdon

Great job, white guy doing your best, most racist Japanese accent #monsterdon

Don't hurt him - he's just a little lad still in short pants #monsterdon

@LK_877 Truth #monsterdon

Those kids are better at evacuating than dancing. That’s for sure. #monsterdon

yeah, this music makes me want to drink too #monsterdon

You know what they say! "Big hands ... big gloves?" #monsterdon

Why are there so many wicker baskets in this science lab #monsterdon

#monsterdon needs more hand puns damnit

This is (don't) hands down, the wurst! #monsterdon

surf music and severed frankenstein hands

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#monsterdon Without the aid of The magnetic electrode! Which we haven't even mentioned so far, so I don't know why I mention it now.

@jonny @Taweret The way to a hearts boy is through his stomach? #ChecksRemarks #monsterdon

yeah well i done heard he was a giant chicken #monsterdon

@diogenes these studies are only available at select universities of course #monsterdon

That's it, Thing! Lend a hand #monsterdon

@apLundell Growl noises from young frawnkensteen #monsterdon

sudden addams family prequel #monsterdon

@burningbird Okay, but we get to pick the finger, and we all know which one! #monsterdon

okay, the model car did not look great

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"THAT was your plan? GET 'IM?!" #monsterdon

monster kid reacts to paparazzi pretty normally too #Monsterdon

"He's agitated - quick, get some costume jewelry here stat!" #monsterdon

@Taweret Let's compromise by cutting off his appendix and tonsils #monsterdon

we can't put him in a zoo, that would be cruel

we'll just cut off his arms and legs to see if he's frankenstein

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Frankenstein is a STARFISH!? #monsterdon

World renowned expert in Frankensteins #Monsterdon

Yung frankenstein watching the gogo dance party on TV is extremely funny at 2x #monsterdon

cut off his arms and legs to see if he's frankenstein????

what the actual fuck, movie?

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"he keeps on growing" well hopefully he won't become some kind of, idk, kaiju
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he's hungry journabitches #monsterdon

@diogenes Yabbut they use a stool softener first, they're not savages! 😜 #monsterdon

Most of the letters say, "Have you read the book 'Frankenstein'?" #monsterdon

Oh hey it's the same white guy who was in the (actual Japanese parts of) one of the other ones and was actually pretty good #monsterdon

Do they teach "whack him with a stool" in medical school? #monsterdon

That must be unreal engine 6 #monsterdon

no one's gonna mention that the kid has a clear case of frankenstein brow?

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@ryan that must really add value in the real estate market #monsterdon

Yep that's definitely radioactivity, which you can DEFINITELY see under a microscope. #monsterdon

(To the tune of the 90s Spider-Man theme)
Frankenstein, Frankenstein, Radioactive Frankenstein...

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they need to start spinning those knobs and dials and get the frankenstein heart party started #monsterdon #DjFrankensteez

"You never read Frankenstein's story?" "I did, but I thought it was... fictional...?" #monsterdon

It's a little-known fact that one of Germany's biggest exports is Frankensteins. #monsterdon

wait, is that a castle…with submarine access #monsterdon

I have had no snow this winter and now every time I see it in anything I get sad. 😭 #monsterdon

its the best kind of mad scientst lab too. the kind that's in a castle

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any time you see the Toho logo you know you’re in for a good time #monsterdon

Can someone explain the value of @a.gup.pe to me? Like, I don't see the difference between this and following a hashtag in Mastodon.

Also I'm trying to also understand what the #monsterdon tag is all about

#monsterdon So what happened to that patient from the beginning of the film? The one that made a pillow?

@Taweret How about the infamous pig? #monsterdon

i am disappointed i can't find a gif of the horse

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@Zerofactorial @apLundell apparently he was a prodigy whomst did a nuclear fission for his Grade Six science fair #Monsterdon

@jonny @Taweret I guess she figured it being radioactive and all it wasn't worth taking up space in the fridge #monsterdon

put out the fire? why bother! #monsterdon

Thanks for gathering us for this #Monsterdon @Taweret Toho took Old Yeller and, as Paula Abdul would sat, really made it their own!

Frankenstein will return in... Death Race 2000 (1975)

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@Taweret Who hasn't had those same thoughts as well, though? #monsterdon

oh wait I spoke too soon #monsterdon