#monsterdon Didn't the white guy in this film just sort of casually mention that he was on the Manhattan project?
Besides the fact that he looked too young for that, was everyone just cool with that? Nobody was bitter about it?
@moira @Taweret I voted for The Mysterians but I'm not disappointed we got this #monsterdon
im still thinking about how they wanted to kid's arms and legs off tho
like
seriously what the fuck was that
@jerry for this moment in history. worth it! #monsterdon
@Zerofactorial @Taweret wait it was the HEART they threw down to him to eat at the beginning???? that makes so much more sense but also so much less sense #monsterdon
@ryan some people probably watch the octopus footage a few extra times, from what I've heard. π #monsterdon
cool kaiju fight honestly. well coreographed and directed, him snapping baragon's neck felt like a pretty dramatic ending #monsterdon
@Taweret It is a lesson to it's all never to throw Nazi monster hearts to street urchins again #monsterdon
Just remember there were meetings held about whether or not to make that movie. And they still did it.
gotta admit Iβm like 3 minutes behind but I donβt remember 3 minutes of octopus #monsterdon
#Monsterdon Thatβs it? Frankenstein goes to super hell
"he couldn't live in this world. Not if we had anything to say about it." #monsterdon
frankestein's heart will live on and presumably grow a new frankenstein because of starfish rules
really makes you think
anyway, ty for joining, everyone!!
[Frankenstein sinks under the earth, unable to die]
"He may be better off now"
Whatever you need to tell yourself to sleep at night, man
things get a lot faster in these fight scenes when one of the monsters isnβt in a rubber suit #monsterdon
If I were working on this film I'd be running to the bank with my last paycheck hoping that it still clears somehow #monsterdon
everyone is like "aight well that's that" after losing eye contact with frankenstein for about 15 seconds. they got other things to do #monsterdon
I'll give this to Frankenstein, he knows how to make an exit.
βHeβll live on. Down there among the dirtβ #monsterdon
Ironic. In the end it was Frankenstein that killed the beast.
So is it a giant heart now or...? #monsterdon
Hooray, I guess? #monsterdon
so they just... sunk into the earth? #monsterdon
that's just gross. don't do that, frankenstein
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Frankenstein Conquers the World Not (1965) #monsterdon
Meanwhile the military is wholly unconcerned about the forest fire, 0% contained #monsterdon
baragon! noooo!
Won't he be ashamed he didn't know they'd bring in a THIRD monster next #monsterdon
Y'know, I can kinda see why the King Kong rights owners were kinda "we'll pass on this one" #monsterdon
i mean he is getting his ass, all things considered
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Is it just me or are our boy Frankenstein's teeth getting bigger? like every five minutes? #monsterdon
Ironic...frankenstein fear fire, yet frankenstein must use fire to defeat dog lizard #monsterdon
you know he's a frankenstein for the modern era because he's not afraid of fire, just dubiously talented singers and direct electric light in his eyes #monsterdon
Frankenstein's Monster's Heart's Starfish Clone vs Baragon (1965)
Welp, now you've got a forest fire, good job. #monsterdon
It looks like they're play-fighting #monsterdon
Wait wait wait so Fire GOOD?? #monsterdon
@trixter komodo dragon, a pug, and unagi for some reason #monsterdon
how does your aim get shittier with large rocks than trees? #monsterdon
Now it looks like the boy's about 5' 4" #monsterdon
#monsterdon I'll bet Baragon is full of protein. I Frankenstein eats him, he'll be HUGE.
they really shouldn't be going towards the forest where the kaiju fight is #monsterdon
The boy's mad at Baragon because he's a fan of American dance music TV #monsterdon
Baragon is like a komodo dragon mixed with a pug and I love... him? Her? Them? #monsterdon
Monster boy looks like he is becoming a monster man too #Monsterdon
Well, Frankenstein has about 8 minutes left to conquer the world. #monsterdon
i was really hoping he'd shoot lightning bolts out of his horn
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What do you mean "the monster's two miles back?" *Which* monster #monsterdon
Welp, he's no baragon of virtue! #monsterdon
if a kaiju we attacking my village, i would also take the time to pack nine suitcases
"is this nazi collaborator yours?" #monsterdon
frankenstein is a better person than any of you twits #monsterdon
Well this fight is only slightly less thrilling than the previous hour of forest hijinks, I suppose #monsterdon
@apLundell Maybe that's no loincloth #monsterdon
OK a lady screamed at a reptile and there is Very Fast Wrestling! Things are Happening now! #Monsterdon
Baragon just wants stitches between his big floppy ears #monsterdon
DON'T grab my horns, I know what I'm doing #monsterdon
@jonny @Taweret
Maybe each one sees the other as a convenient source of protein? #monsterdon
#monsterdon What beast do you suppose his fur loincloth is made from?
What animal has a pelt that large?
@jerry We need to popularize a #MonsterdonSchedule hashtag that people can follow without drinking from the #Monsterdon firehose all week. I still can't figure out who organizes and schedules these.
Just found out that this movie is the first appearance of #baragon #γγ©γ΄γ³ #monsterdon
Is Baragon's beam weapon that light they were talking about before? #monsterdon
why did they make baragon so adorable tho?
does baragon count as a turtle? that would explain her fainting #monsterdon
who's a good puppy? WHO'S A GOOD PUPPY? #monsterdon
kaiju fight! finally!
Frankenstein prisons $80,000
Daily helicopter rides $250,000
Basic research $5,000
someone please help me budget this my lab is dying #monsterdon
@Taweret@octodon.social next time weβll know #monsterdon
@funkula the protagonist is frankenstein and his quest to have a bunch of bbq sandwiches #monsterdon
@cheribaker These people would be a lot less stressed if they did a little tripping #monsterdon
Hard to believe that our heroes still don't have a plan beyond "dismember a giant boy for dubious medical benefit" #monsterdon
Baragon's big flappy ears. :blobcat_aww: #monsterdon
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Baragon: Excuse me, I very much want you not to burn out *my* eyes, thank you #monsterdon
you wanted fear _and_ respect and you got neither, good job
@Taweret Dunno, let's ask the German scientist #monsterdon
'i want his heart and brain intact for research"
so these scientists are just evil, right?
What kind of "weather" is this, it's just like... smoke? #monsterdon
"we have no idea where we are and our compass doesn't work. well we better go that way"
-the white doctor character
#monsterdon
a short visit to a childrenβs museum should jog our memories #monsterdon
#monsterdon "What good is this map?" "And this compass! It's no use either."
Guys, if you're lost, don't blame the map.
Frankenstein conquers The Blair Witch #monsterdon
@Taweret The tragedy is that he was never able to retain legal representation #monsterdon
amazing editing on the forest scene #monsterdon
You fools, never go tramping through a forest in a light colored suit #monsterdon
@otheorange_tag Logical #monsterdon
@Taweret A Large Boy and His Reptilian Dog #Monsterdon
@Zerofactorial She became too crochet-y? #ducking #monsterdon
what happened to Takashi Shimura?
woah woah woah woah woah NOW he has no pants? The expandabelt reached its limits?!
#monsterdon Mmmm! Bales of protein powder!
#monsterdon Frankensteins grow up so fast, heβs already becoming an Eagle Scout
This buffet is never getting a Michelin star #monsterdon
I'm still here wondering whatever came of Embroidery Lady #monsterdon
"i can't say the theory is impossible but i can't accept a theory that's implausible" π€π€π€π€ #monsterdon
Frankenstein Hangs Out in the Woods (1965)
I can! I can say that! It's impossible! And also stupid! #monsterdon