@jonny @Taweret I guess it was in the plastic bag they tossed him out of the window? #monsterdon #usversion

@Taweret wait so why is he their son then lol #monsterdon

increasingly convinced that Kazuo Umezu watched all these #monsterdon films

I feel like the Baragon monster is getting short shrift at this point. He busted up all those model buildings and everything and didn't get any respect #monsterdon

@Taweret honestly what happened to the heart i looked away for like 2 minutes and must have missed how it got into the boy #monsterdon

Literally no other thing that dog's death could mean, has to be Giant Teen Frankenstein. #monsterdon

okiyaki-yama is delicious #monsterdon

I see that the confusion between king kong and frankenstein runs in both directions at Toho #monsterdon

this started with a german mad scientist and frankensteins' heart in a box and now tehre's a boy kaiju and an animated severed hand

#monsterdon

It's that what's in Thing's box? Liquid protein? Does he swim from box to box? #monsterdon

Will the hand now grow a new body too? #monsterdon

that hand looks beautifully hideous #monsterdon

#monsterdon Dont kill him 😃
Because he’s necessary to our research 🤨

Look, Thing just needs a nap. #monsterdon

this was the ONE thing we didn’t want to happen when we built the Frankenstein prison!! #monsterdon

All hands on deck #monsterdon

aaaaand lockpicking lawyer is on the case! #monsterdon

no one has even tried to empathize with what it must be like to be a radioactive frankenstein, even the scientists just want him to figure out how to turn people into starfish. #monsterdon

honestly whoever is playing young frankenstein here has more skew applied to his head than even robert pattinson #monsterdon

It seems like it would be *so fun* to get to stomp around these sets. #monsterdon

Housemate now also watching the flick with us: "I don't think that's going to end well for the toy police cars." #monsterdon

"as scientists, we hope the literal child won't be murdered"

okay, good

#monsterdon

#monsterdon So is it normal for Frankensteins to get huge?

I feel like that german guy should have said.

Did they ever consider that maybe Frankenstein just suffers from photosensitive migraines?

#monsterdon

Now they're never going to get a chance to cut off a limb #monsterdon

@Taweret He rolled a crit on his Stealth. #monsterdon

@Taweret He's not carrying his iPhone #monsterdon

#monsterdon cops, is there no situation they can’t make worse?

his whereabouts are unknown? how did you lose him? he's twenty feet tall?

#monsterdon

Rise and shine Frankie, here's your horse syringe full of piss #monsterdon

@maddiefuzz If your Dr Reisendorf for more than 4 hours?... #monsterdon (just guessing)

Why isn't he busting out of his clothes? Besides decency rules #monsterdon

she just logic-locked your ass bro #monsterdon

THERE IS DANGER

#monsterdon

I'm going to just note that aside from any other medical weirdness about Frankenboy, that snoring sounds like he's got major sleep apnea. o.O Maybe he would stop growing so fast if he got proper sleep? That makes about as much sense as any of the REST of the medical judgment calls in this flick... #monsterdon

Oh, I see the problem. Germans don't get the whole "disarm idiom?!" #HeGabtHerZeeBasket in reverse? #monsterdon

"He looks relaxed but underneath he's really angry."

Same TBH

#monsterdon

#monsterdon He doesn't look THAT relaxed.

#monsterdon American cooking American meat like an American 🇺🇸

@msh Depends on how mad it makes him #monsterdon

Kiss the Chef!

#monsterdon

doctor: now, don't be nervous. this is a just a routine test to see if you're Frankenstein. *revs up circular saw*

#monsterdon

that's a good way to get yourself frankenstood #monsterdon

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a rehabilitated unit 731 lab

Frankenstein apparently #monsterdon

JESUS WHAT ARE YOU OPERATING ON?! Frankenstein or Gojira?!

#monsterdon

“oh we built a Frankenstein prison with the lab budget” the IRB is gonna love you #monsterdon

maybe if they just remove a small toe or pinky then if they are wrong the damage will be minimal #Monsterdon

@Taweret the white doctor casually explaining how you chop them off to see if they grow back one second and then 10 seconds later screaming about caution. real unpredictable guy. do not trust #monsterdon

@apLundell They could cut off a sliver of fingernail and see if it grows back #monsterdon

Witchfinder rebranded as Frankensteinfinder for the new era #Monsterdon

surely you could cut off a foot or a hand? or a toe or finger??
#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Typical women. Always too sentimental to let doctors cut people's arms off for no reason.

Doctor Reisendorf…? Hold on, back up. Who cares about the monster? Tell me that isn’t his name.

#monsterdon

y’all are violating like every single human subject study regulation #monsterdon

if a wacky german mad scientist asked me to cut off someone's arms and legs to see if they were frankenstein, i would simply not do that

#Monsterdon

get his ass #monsterdon

Frankenstein fear flash photography #monsterdon

I love what a stock German Scientist that German scientist is. #monsterdon

#monsterdon Definitely a whole arm, too. It won't work with the tip of his small toe or something.

Cut of his limbs...if they grow back he is a Frankenstein creation

or a salamander I dunno

#Monsterdon

"If it is Frankenstein, new arms and legs will grow" are you thinking of starfish? #monsterdon

Simply cut off his arms and legs, no problem

#Monsterdon

@Taweret "Come back here, I'll gnaw your legs off!" #wrongMovie #monsterdon

@Taweret very low false positive rate!
#Monsterdon

All the SFX awards for the German doctor's eyebrows. #monsterdon

Never mind the chain being to small, get the biggest toilet you can find #monsterdon

#monsterdon Also, to test if someone is Superman, try shooting them in the face.

@Taweret state of the art diagnostic technology #monsterdon

#monsterdon That's an amazing test.

That German scientist tho 🤣

#Monsterdon

Geez, dial back the Germanness a bit, pops #monsterdon

average operation paperclip member #monsterdon

HOW IS CREATURE AT HIROSHIMA FORMED? #monsterdon

'use the abundant hospital research budget to build a custom wing in like a week for a radioactive frankenstein' this is what we could have with socialized medicine #monsterdon

but that's horrifying #monsterdon

If they hadn't smuggled the heart out of Germany, I wonder if it would have been become part of Operation Paperclip?

#monsterdon

Have none of these people seen the Amazing Colossal Man? That kid's going to keep growing at this rate, he's gonna be sixty feet tall. #monsterdon

@trixter He can't help that he was born Caucasian #monsterdon

jesus if that's how children grow in your world you have more problems than just atomic frankenstein #monsterdon

“That’s a bad break.”

“No, doctor, his bones are very strong.”

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon "At the present time we're in the negative area when it comes to knowledge of the human body"

Oh. Great. Very reassuring, doctor.

@diogenes no, that's from being friends school
#Monsterdon

Monster kid reacts typically to watching #SCTV

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yeah friends who pull WWE folding-chair moves on you, that kind of friends #monsterdon

@jonny I want to make my own frankenbrow prosthetic suddenly..

#monsterdon

Kid Frankenstein digs that groovy rock and roll music! #monsterdon

@Taweret he was found in a cave with a Neanderthal brow, grunts and clubs thing, what could he be… #monsterdon

he's right, rock'n'roll and television rot your brain #monsterdon

@Taweret It's always so sad to see them shaken apart! #monsterdon

you can't protect them forever, you do at some point need to talk to your children about frankenstein brow #monsterdon

okay, come on, that kid is obviously a frankenstein. are you two from a hospital or not?

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon good thing we only built a scale model of the factory, imagine the mess we’d be in if that was real

Ooh, his nose horn is canary yellow! #monsterdon

some nice model work tho

#Monsterdon

Oh? Germany huh? The frankenstein and the Nazis could have been anywhere as far as I'm concerned #monsterdon

Ignoring the DON'T FEED THE FRANKENSTEINS sign on the railing. #monsterdon

hot date idea: visit a grave! #monsterdon

Japanese monster films have taught me that exposing children to danger and trauma is essential to character-building #Monsterdon

"distinctly caucasian"
#Monsterdon

*guy who just read all of Chainsaw Man voice*

Getting CSM vibes from this homeless boy living in a cave eating trash, who probably has the heart of a monster #Monsterdon