Wtf? Why are they standing still? #Monsterdon

@Lazarou @plaidtron3000 I am extremely validated to find I wasn't the only person wondering

#Monsterdon #Vampires

@yatsu lol, it's not one of the better ones #monsterdon

"I'm losing myself bit by bit." That's strange, Lucy lost herself bite by bite!

#Monsterdon #DanCurtisDracula

The way they pronounce Mina as "minnow" is really distracting

#monsterdon #Dracula1974

Now Palance looks irked AND pained.

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More examining of shipping lists? Wow this movie has ALLLLLLLL the action

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"i'm losing myself bit by bit" every line of this script i have to say out loud takes another part of my soul with it. #monsterdon

@apLundell @msh Hello darkness my old friend #monsterdon

DUTCH. TILT. TRAIN.

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She's under his control, and totally connected to him. Let's discuss our plan for killing Dracula in front of her. #monsterdon

How Renfield steals the show says literally EVERYTHING about the film

#monsterdon

A nice serving dish of raw whole carrots on the sideboard in the kitchen there. For the rustic.

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Dude, you just said the name.

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On the plus side, that deaf, dumb, and blind girl sure plays a mean pinball #monsterdon

I bet she's like a Palantir. If they can figure out what Dracula is seeing and hearing, Dracula can see what she is.

#monsterdon #palanceIsDracula

Van Helsing and Luke Skywalker are the worst vampire hunters ever #monsterdon

way to tell the palantir your exact plan, Pippin. #monsterdon

Uh... Guys? You left her hypnotized. Can you... Can you turn her off, please? She's burning oil over there. #Monsterdon

Oh boy, now it is getting exciting, searching the shipping lists!!
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captions says that's a wolf growling but all I see is a German shepherd. We were really supposed to be taking those dogs for wolves this whole time. #monsterdon

Stop calling her minnow! #Monsterdon

Oh no! His dirt got all dirty!
The potting soil is ruined!
#Monsterdon #Dracula1974

#Monsterdon Very disappoint. Mina and her friend's mom didn't know it was a deacula. They could have at least tried to hit him over the head instead of cowering on the bed.

I'm really confused as to why burning the coffins of dirt was a major setback, does Dracula not know about shovels?

#monsterdon

"Can you hear anything?"

Yes, I can hear you asking me if I hear anything. #Monsterdon

"...there is water at the bottom of the ocean"

#Monsterdon #Dracula

People sure liked their zoom lenses in the 70s #monsterdon

when will Dracula adapters understand that what fans really want is a reverse harem anime with a Prince Charming type, emo doctor, and cowboy

#Monsterdon

@paco

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@Newpa_Hasai @strangefour It would be sweet to see a story where the characters of both Sherlock and Dracula are tweaked just enough to make them work together and transplanted into the same world

#Monsterdon

"Do you think it will work?" It's a crystal tassel from the chandelier, sir. #monsterdon

Do Dracula's three wives (Ivana, Marla, and Melania) enter into this movie again? #monsterdon

Fade away for a commercial break…

I love that there's a covenant among filmmakers of this era to make any Dracula adaptation as weird and inscrutable as they can manage

#Monsterdon

Drink from Drac Jack's nipple! Wait what?
Has he been running a marathon? Why are they so bloody?
#Monsterdon #Dracula1974

"Your returning health is my reward, my dear," is what we should be getting in the mail instead of medical bills. #monsterdon

I can't deal with these people pronouncing it "Minna".

#monsterdon

Does burning the soil ruin it?

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OH MY GOD I WAS NOT PREPARED FOR *ACTUAL* FARTS LMAO I'M DEAD #monsterdon #dracula1974

#Monsterdon 🎵 you can't have it all, my empire of dirt / cause they burned it all / gosh it really hurt 🎵

These are some low-energy vampire fight scenes.

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Just let him leave? That's the plan?

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Dracula about to have another vamptrum?

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The scene ended and I still don't know if Van Helsing and Arthur were enthralled by Dracula's powers or just taking politeness to extremes. #monsterdon

WHAT THE HELL NOISE DID JACK JUST MAKE THERE

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Oh no, not his dirt!

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Ha Ha. Burned up all your dirt. #Monsterdon #Dracula1974

Worst Vampire Hunter Ever. #Monsterdon #Dracula1974

eww eww eww #monsterdon

DOGGIE DRACULA

#monsterdon #Dracula1974

These guys are terrible at vampire hunting, but otoh Jack Drac is the least intimidating vampire I've ever seen, so I guess they're made for each other. #Monsterdon

hahaah - whAt BS

JACK WROTE THE SCRIPT

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You know, it's the 70s so I know it won't happen, but now would be a fantastic moment for Dracula to discover he likes men.

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The original hair of the dog.

#Monsterdon #Dracula

#Monsterdon *not* kosher

I'm always surprised that people in these period pieces don't reach for fireplace pokers when the bad guy shows up. An iron poker would be a lot better than cowering in a corner. #Monsterdon

A battle of wits? To the death?!

#Monsterdon

Jack's gone full cowboy villain here. #Monsterdon

Wait, has he got an alien parasite in his belly?

And that woman is licking it out?

#monsterdon

"You play your wits against mine" Sir sir there are no wits in this movie

#monsterdon #Dracula1974

WY IS SHE CRYING

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Dracula, speed-walking champ 300 years running

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Doggie (statue)!

#monsterdon #mastoween

Palance always has the expression of someone who was caught with his mouth open while encountering a very noxious smell. #monsterdon

"Put it away"

And like a very compliant British man , he does!

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because once you paint your walls a primary color like that, you're really boxing yourself as far and furniture and decor options

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@yatsu I honestly loved the "track down where those boxes of earth went!" sequence! It sadly erases Mina's clerical research skill when she figured it out in the book, but at least they were doing work to figure Dracula out! #Monsterdon #DanCurtisDracula

Heeeeeere's Dracky!

#Monsterdon #Dracula

okay, at least this dude doesn't hesitate to fire. #monsterdon

The tilting camera really adds to the tension. And by that I mean it doesn’t add to the tension. #Monsterdon

HAHAHA another tilt-and-roll

Cinematography gone wild

#Monsterdon

All the hallways in this film are crooked.

It was neat in Castle Dracula, but why every hallway? #Monsterdon

@ottaross Extended warranty related

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lord, someone has a real problem with doors. #monsterdon

@RobynGoodfellow Honestly, it's downright American how many guns they have!

#monsterdon #Dracula1974

Ahhh, yes, the old kitchen gun. Useful when the soup makes snide conversation with you.

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The Star Wars neck throttle! #Monsterdon

How many guns do you think were in that drawer in the kitchen? #Monsterdon #Dracula1974

Do ladies always wear pushup bras under their nighties when retiring with their mothers or sisters for the evening?

#monsterdon #palanceIsDracula

All of these places certainly are locations. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon rich people: "i'm sure we're fine here"
servants: "wait were the rich people just gonna fuck off and let the vampire kill *us*?"

This Faulty Towers level is confusing and disrupts the flow of the game

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I think this guy has some explaining to do.
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They are following a trail of dirt... a paper trail of dirt... We are having a momentary Sherlock Holmes detour in this Dracula movie.
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You just GOTTA manhandle that sweet sweet grave dirt

#Monsterdon

In 1897 most book covers were red.

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Doctor Doctor, give me the news, I've got a bad case of loam for you.

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Porch Pirates of the Dead #Monsterdon

my gods man, that's the biggest jenga set I've ever seen!

#monsterdon #Dracula1974

So at this point Harker is *definitely* dead right? #Monsterdon

i can't tell if they have made the correct decision to confront a vampire in the day or not because in this universe night and day are the same thing #monsterdon

Tracking your shipment in the olden days was just about as bad as tracking your Amazon Market purchase is today #Monsterdon

Law & Order: Vampire Unit #monsterdon

Dracula is not giving this "respectable hotel" a five star rating on ye olde Yelp.
#Monsterdon #Dracula1974

That's right kids, go run into traffic #Monsterdon 🧛🏻 #Dracula1974

@Ayyyydrew lol, what if they're all called George? Even the guests....

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it was your freaking buddy who sold dracula the castle this should not have been an issue #monsterdon

Jack Palance's walk! 😂

Stumping irkedly through the garden of the cemetary. Not a scrap of supernatural glide to be seen.

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"UPS says they were left on the porch." #Monsterdon