#Monsterdon more itty-bitty-hissy-titty committee meetings. The HOA out here in Transylvania is a bitch. Am I rite?

oh, we don't get any time with the guys on the boat? sad. #monsterdon

I leave some dirt on my pillow for the dirt man #monsterdon

@brooke Someone is going to feel used

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A secret Mickey!
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Dracula is an integral part of the local economy. The humans knocking Harker out were just engaging in enlightened self-interest.

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#monsterdon This is a Country and Western album from the same era (1970's that is):

lol, the twitch dodge of the shovel was a nice touch. #monsterdon

THE SHOVEL! GIVE HIM THE SHOVEL!!! #Monsterdon

(Another scene from the original book.)

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right, wait, why are we climbing UP? Shouldn't we be climbing down?

If he climbed _down_ the vine maybe he would have escaped.

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Ha! Jack, your eyes moved. Retake! #Monsterdon

those coffins are not nearly as stylish as the last ones...

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A box of potting soil. Wonder whether it's got good nitrogen #monsterdon

Ooo! Convenient vines at the window! #monsterdon

He climbs vines all the way to the roof. And his next stop is... the basement crypt? #monsterdon

I didn't catch who Renfield is in this version. Anyone? Do we even get one?

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This room is lovely though - decobwebbed, nice tapestries, beautiful furniture

@nev @CactuarJoe Oh, Cactuar Joe and I are both _lifers_ xD

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And now concludes Dracula's day dream of kissing a girl.
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also it's not clear to me what he has actually got in all those, like are those other vampires or is that just how he movies his stuff around because he just had a bunch around for other reasons and hey might as well reuse a box #monsterdon

"Dracula is planning to start a weed grow op! I knew it!"

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He climbed UP instead of DOWN? Alright, I was rooting for him, but he's officially TSTL (too stupid to live) Snack away, unedead ladies!

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Ddue was attacked by vampire wives, found a coffin, and is somehow not yet desperately trying to get away from the place #monsterdon #dracula1974

a shovel! ZOOM! #monsterdon

@strangefour Hell the movie probably borrowed it from Him. #Monsterdon #Dracula1974

Those are some strong vines #monsterdon

#Monsterdon So the Count composts, huh? Interesting.

Somebody got to take home that painting of Jack Palance as Vlad the Impaler.

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Whitby, England looks slightly better than Whitby, Ontario

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I hate when the Air B&B host shows up and demands I write letters to my loved ones.

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#Monsterdon coffee? no, but it's fresh ground

I like the solo dracula in herzog's version that gave us the montage of dracula having to drag all his own coffins around tho that was a better vibe #monsterdon

What a dump. Is this rent controlled? #monsterdon

I was going to say that "No one with a castle that old that's still in good condition is letting the ivy grow that way. It would totally destroy the stone work" but now that we've zoomed out slightly, it's not even attached tot he stone? Does ivy even grow in ropes like that? I thought you needed scaffolding to do that intentionally?

(anyway, that's my landscaping critique for this evening, I know basically nothing about this)

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Dracula does love his German shepherds, I guess. #monsterdon

@RufusJCooter If he does anything funny he risks getting less than a five-star review though #monsterdon

Don't do this at home

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Jonathan. Honey. What's your exit strategy. #monsterdon

When there's a will there's a way.

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Why is Harker going up? Freedom is down!

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@moira Harkour? #Monsterdon

Why is he in such a rush to escape? Spend an hour coming up with a safer plan. #Monsterdon

"Get off girls. He's mine!"
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Rosebud :CaneClap:

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day for night #monsterdon

Even the vines are immortal! #monsterdon

No version of Harker ever does well trying to Tarzan this shit. #Monsterdon

Such a 70’s romantic montage. #Monsterdon

PARKOUR!!!

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Dracula's castle has passers-by and vines?

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Oh no, he left him here with the ladies in diaphanous gowns! #monsterdon

I keep waiting that globe lamp to be Tom Servo

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Dracula just shoved him to the ground and he stayed there. For maybe hours. Like, not a concussion or broken bone shove. Just a shove.
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woodely woodely flashback effects!

I've got a box of dirt!
I've got a box of dirt!

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That’s poison ivy!!!!

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At least we can't see light through those pine boxes on the wagon... 🙄

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...Okay say what you like about the other versions of Harker, at least THOSE pathetic chumps didn't try to ask THE PEOPLE CARTING DRACULA'S COFFINS TO ENGLAND FOR HIM for HELP #Monsterdon

my headcanon for what is going on with all the villagers around draculas castle is like dracula is manufacturing and exporting coffins and i don't think that's right but it's what has stuck #monsterdon

Looks like this is the first Dracula who doesn’t say the thing (children of the night, what beautiful music yadda yadda) #monsterdon

That ivy must be at least as strong as some tied together bed sheets.

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"Jack we have a period wig and mustache for the flashback scene."

"I'm not wearing that."

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Hello down there, what day is it? is the goose still in the window? #monsterdon

People get knocked unconscious so easily in film.

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I'm really disappointed in the Dracula's wives scene in this one.

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less of a walk between carriages. That's nice. #monsterdon

@apLundell the first word of each line is

Never
gonna
give
you
up

etc

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Yeah, I've had consulting assignments like that.

Granted they were in Ohio, not Transylvania...

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@yatsu This is such a *weaksauce* Harker #Monsterdon

i like a good thinker movie like anyone else when i'm actually watchin a movie, but when it's a #monsterdon movie i like it when they just tell me what stuff is happening because i am always at about 50% word comprehension

Funny. One of the things I remember about the original D&D module, Ravenloft, was it was specific about which parts of the castle were clean and orderly, and the study was the most carefully cared for room in the castle.

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"Now Mr Harker, you've gotta find some stamps. They're remarkably hard to find in the Carpathians. I bet you don't even have any local currency!"

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is that all it took to knock him out? harker, harker, harker. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Jack!Drac don’t play with your food!

Has anyone put together a list of all the Dracula adaptations that actually keep the cowboy #Monsterdon

Dracula rocking those huge 1970s lapels in this flashback #monsterdon

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Whoever painted that picture definitely gets Palance!

@Zerofactorial Oh, hey, y'know what, I take it back

this guy might actually not be on the level

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I could do without the weird flashback, thank you very much

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I guess this orchard scene is a memory of his mortal life?

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Nosy Parker/Harker. #Monsterdon

those fangs ... #monsterdon

Did he keep the horses at that pace the whole trip? That's not right. #monsterdon

wonder how many times he bit his lips in the filming of this movie

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just going to steal his booze and read his diary I guess?

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Gentle tinkling

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even tho it's the same book this movie is makin a lot more sense than the other ones, like i'm actually gettin "character motivations" and "backstory" and whatnot #monsterdon

Well, we have the vampire wives, although the 92 film did that so, so much better.

When do we get the cowboy, movie.

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#Monsterdon The homosexuality went to remarkably high levels. My my my.

Dracula: [bisexually] until **I** finish with him

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"Ladies, please.Less feasting on the guests."

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irl Palance gave up eating red meat after owning a ranch because he said he 'couldn't eat a cow'

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Dude better get checked for concussions. He is losing waaay too much time.

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Alright I made the bread into rolls and because they were so rushed they're definitely going to be stodgy as fuck, but they'll be great vehicles for butter and stew. And the massive amounts of garlic will keep vampires away #monsterdon #dracula1974

#Monsterdon It is surreal watching on Tubi because we otherwise watch almost no video ads. And they are geo-targeted so uncomfortably "relevant".

three little brides of vlad are we

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That casket is in good shape for being around since the fifteenth century.

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The box there is for "take a corpse, leave a corpse" #monsterdon