Yep, they still don't understand how kissing works

#monsterdon

That painting of Lucy is in the same style as the old painting of Vlad Tepes... OMG! The painter is an immortal vampire too!
#Monsterdon #Dracula1974

OMG those screams are pathetic. #Monsterdon

In the book, Arthur is the one who stakes Lucy. This kind of takes the emotional weight out of it #Monsterdon

@davesdogmaggie 😆#Monsterdon
#dracula

Should have made justin bieber stake his own dang girlfriend #monsterdon

Well, she's more of a tighty now. #Monsterdon

Too sexualized

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon i feel like the stakes have been much bigger and more substantial in these movies than the ones in buffy

Where is Renfield? The people demand Renfield! #Monsterdon

It looks like the shininess was the problem, not the religious symbol.

#monsterdon
#Dracula1974

That is an incredibly brightly lit tomb #monsterdon

Day for night AND fake rainy day all at once! #monsterdon

Has Dracula ever shown up at the funeral for Lucy in any movie? That feels like a missed opportunity for being a menacing creep.
#Monsterdon #Dracula1974

The cross repelled her, but I bet if you shove Lucy, she'd just fall down and lay there.
#Monsterdon
#dracula

The old "I'm not dead, I'm alive!" trick. Arthur shouldn't fall for it.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon ⚰️ 🧛‍♀️ 🦇 😱

That doggo's not so different from our kids when we finally come home after i.e. being away for 30 mins

Van Helsing enjoyed that staking way too much....

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Hmm, did that count as an explicit enough invitation for the "vampires have to be explicitly invited inside" vampire rule?

#monsterdon

if she isn't dead then why is she running? checkmate, arthur

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ok my cat is full on flehman response smelling my blood with an open mouth is she vampire #monsterdon

another zoom to closeup of the eternal stare of death.

#Monsterdon

The fake blood on the fake dead dog #monsterdon #dracula1974

He keeps going hours if not days without food, drinking alcohol, and then getting head injuries. Things are not looking good for Johnny. #monsterdon

@akamran I wonder if Tobe Hooper saw this before making Salem's Lot #monsterdon

#Monsterdon "*agh* a lowercase 't'!"

ZING

#monsterdon

good thing he also brought his own spotlight

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Prove you're alive by fogging up the glass, then #monsterdon

Does Arthur's hair ever get mussed?
#Monsterdon

@Infoseepage Well *somebody* has to faint on the couch

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#Monsterdon let me in Heathcliff

@Taweret i'm glad this one gave lucy some looks and deprived arthur this time. watching lucy in that dreadful dishtowel the whole time was painful like her agent must have just really fucked up character negotiations #monsterdon

arthur
it's me i'm lucy i've come home
let me inna your winnndooowww
🎵

#monsterdon #KateBush

Welp. So long, Art. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Was not expecting a dog bursting thru the window. Genuninely started.

Throw Arthur out the window he sucks #monsterdon

"[cautious music]" #monsterdon #dracula1974

we all float down here, arthur!

#monsterdon #Dracula1974

Meanwhile in Salems Lot.

#monsterdon

@moira Somebody have warts?

#monsterdon

Laundry change and back in time for freeing animals from the zoo?

#Monsterdon #Dracula1974

I keep thinking my audio cut out
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They really went hard with the red theme, didn’t they? #Monsterdon

#monsterdon ok Lucy at the window is legit creepy

I'm sure she's fine.

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knock knock? can i use your telephone? #monsterdon

How is it she even manages to look smug and southern in a portrait? #Monsterdon

Lucy's corpse is weeping normal tears?!?!

So confuse.

#monsterdon
#Dracula1974

GEEZ that German Shepard in a wig crashing through the window scared the crap outta me! 😨

#Monsterdon

Linda Blair?!

#monsterdon

@CactuarJoe YES!
#Monsterdon
#dracula

@tuckerm Anyone who can rock a cape like that should just, you know, win by default

#monsterdon

Well done serious rain practical effect. #monsterdon

The moon is very bright in England I hear. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon

We need another blood maid!!

It's not a 1970s Dracula movie without a day-for-night corpse discovery #monsterdon

Who was looking forward to the velvet?? Because here it is.

#Monsterdon

Is that the girl from The Ring? #monsterdon #dracula1974

@tuckerm For sure

#monsterdon

lucy is just vibing you have to give her some personal space #Monsterdon

@fabio
Not Luke, use the Force!
#Monsterdon

Hahaha there’s a Scarborough Zoo, this explains everything - they’re actually in Toronto #monsterdon #dracula1974

Scarborough zoo? Are we sure this isn’t Toronto? #monsterdon

Ad break on Tubi: look you should be exempted from all political advertising after you've voted

#monsterdon (i guess?)

Drain my tank, Drac! #monsterdon

This woman is reacting to a wolf jumping through the window and savaging Arthur like "Oh not again." #monsterdon

This woman just like "Oh my!" as she watches a man get mauled by wolves in his living room

#monsterdon

We really should have watched Love at First Bite instead.

#monsterdon

Here Arthur have this huge flask of cocaine, it’s brat summer #monsterdon

PUPPY #monsterdon

I love how she's taking a nap during the wolf attack

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I'm thinking the producers got a good deal at the animal shelter and went with stray dogs instead #monsterdon

They teased out a German Shepherds coat?!

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Silly old biddy fainted. #monsterdon

That husky is big mad.
#Monsterdon
#dracula

Lol wolves don't GAF about crosses in windows!!

#monsterdon
#Dracula1974

#monsterdon jesus lady at least ring for the servants

who's a good boy?

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#Monsterdon Lucy!Motor is revvinng up. She’s gonna go for another walkabout. Ah, our hero is being attacked by an aggressive IKEA fake fur throw. Good.

Pretend the German Shepard is a wolf again
#Monsterdon

Werewolf??

#Monsterdon

And that's why you never keep bacon in your tux.

#Monsterdon #Dracula

#Monsterdon surprise dogs

The Man Who Staked Jack Palance. is this anything? i'm workshopping it #Monsterdon

Palance should have played Quincey. THAT would be a movie

#monsterdon

What kind of stimulants are in Van Helsing's tube?

#Monsterdon

So is Dracula freeing all the huskies from the local zoo's dog exhibit?
#Monsterdon
#dracula

#Monsterdon 🧛🏻 #Dracula1974 Arthur looks like he's barely legal

doggie!

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#Monsterdon Jack!Drac always looks like he’s going to sneeze. Or sneeze in his pants. Either way. Dead seaman, you say? Drowned in the Dracula moat! Verily! Sooth!

And the painting above the coffin clearly used that photograph as a reference when painting the lady. #monsterdon

Dracula mesmerizes dogs/wolves then?

#monsterdon
#Dracula1974

Drac's opened the German Shepherd exhibit at the zoo!!

#Monsterdon

Despite what it may look like, it's the man making the growling noises.

#Monsterdon

Dinnertime for doggo bone-polisher

#monsterdon

"Whaddya up to there?"

"I am liberating your German shep--ahem, I mean, wolves! EAT HIM, MY GOOD BOIS, he tastes of bacon!"

#Monsterdon

Yeah that security guard was officially too dumb to live. #Monsterdon

See, he is an animal Lover
#Monsterdon

So the plan is just to put her husband on speed so he never sleeps again? #Monsterdon

That doesn't seem viable, long term.