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WAS NOT PREPARED FOR A BREASTFEEDING SCENE #monsterdon #dracula1974

Men would rather buy international real estate and torment locals as the undead than go to therapy #monsterdon

Jack Palance’s Dracula face looks like he just drank white wine after eating an artichoke. #Monsterdon

Palance is too pink faced for a vampire too. vampires should look bloodless

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PALANCE NIP ALERT #monsterdon

Oh ick, all over her nose #Monsterdon

that IS the proper horrified look to have one your face when you're about to be forced to like Jack Palance's chest. #monsterdon

the supposedly blood is way less yikes than the supposed chest hair

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#Monsterdon Jack!Drac is pulling a Shatner.

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Those are some damned fine bookcases why can't we have those anymore?

Nice little shell game you got going on there Dracula 🧛‍♂️

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"Pick up the gun." -Bill Hicks

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"...can't you see I'm trying to eat."

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So this dracula can just barge into homes. Got it.

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Palance, irked again. This time some mortal tried to kill him by shooting him with a gun.

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I miss rats too 🐀 💞

I want to see Dracula bust through that door like the koolaid man #dracula #ohyeah #monsterdon

BAT bat bat bat BAT bat bat bat BAT bat bat bat BAT bat bat bat

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@allanb Twins of Evil. #monsterdon

Damn, Dracula is wrecking this hotel.

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#Monsterdon that wood gave up way too easy. Riddled with termites I bet. All soft and squishy.

#Monsterdon i love how he doesn't use any magic vampire powers to open the locked door; he just bashes it open

@RobynGoodfellow well you've got the appetizer guns, then the main course guns, and of course the dessert guns #monsterdon

Fun fact Demeter is the Goddess of the Earth #monsterdon #dracula1974

Saying dracula, count dracula, with the same cadence as bond, James bond.

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@jonny Especially for a guy used to living in a castle

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Paul can't unsee the "gas pains" expression now. Well played!

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just tell him he's not invited, given his movie's lore, that should work. #monsterdon

I love how his face is just like 😬 every time lmao #monsterdon #dracula1974

"Room 2-C"? 🤔
I feel like that system of hotel room numbering was not in effect in the 1800s.

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@Taweret I mean, I kinda like the red. It gives it a bit of a vibe.

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#Monsterdon Dracula needed Harper's company to just buy a new house in Britain but can easily navigate a complicated sequence of shipping companies. So weird.

Wait was he INVITED into Hillingham?

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Jack really doesn't understand the concept of a vampire float, huh #Monsterdon

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Now there's a cute little chestnut colored carriage horse with a star on his face!

DAMMIT, YOU FOOL! THAT GUN ONLY WORKS ON SOUP!

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neutral colors really are better for walls. just saying

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is the sound off or did they run out of money to pay a composer #Monsterdon

British Paul Hogan.

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Really I do like most of these houses

it's just the people in them that I can't stand

BANG BANG MOTHERFUCKER

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I wonder why you can't shoot a vampire in the heart with ordinary bullets?

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#Monsterdon oh i miss my old victorian apartment from san francisco with the shitty but quaint molding

Look, if you're gonna use the Dutch tilt, commit to it.

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FOREGROUND CARROTS ALERT

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It’s called Demeter because it came from Europe. In the US the ship would be called Deyard #monsterdon

Fucked up those doors!

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"Stay here. Guard the carrots." #monsterdon

I have lost track of which ornate interior is supposed to be which at this point #monsterdon

C'mon butler man, they don't pay you enough to shoot Dracula. #Monsterdon

We pulling a gun on him? Is he in London or LA?

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#Monsterdon camera angle tomfoolery. Naughty naughty. LOL.

That hallway's listin' like a ship a' sea, keptin! #Monsterdon

That hotel clerk does not have face blindness and I'm jealous.

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Anyone else getting big Lech Walesa vibes from von Helsing, or is it just me?

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This network of shipping companies is basically how the Tor browser works if I understand correctly. #Monsterdon

How did Dracula get into the hotel? He was very obviously not invited #monsterdon #dracula1974

"Gone to more vulnerable location to await Dracula, leaving veins under mat at front door, XOXO, The Girls" #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon All the men at this hotel are completely useless.

album's gonna be fire tho

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"We had to, we can't afford any more sets!"

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#Monsterdon He must be set up in the world; he's got his own barouche!

George Hotel. Adjacent to the John, Paul and Ringo Hotels. #Monsterdon #Dracula1974

I learned that the sailor who got their foot bitten by rats in last week's film was Herzog.

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Really big horse and carriage budget!

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@RobynGoodfellow If it had only been 8 boxes of dirt on that ship they'd have to keep looking

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@Taweret Now you go wash those hands good young man and come in for dinner!

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#monsterdon push the boxes together?! Not dump them?

A high speed carriage chase you say?

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don't play with the vampire dirt, what are you? five?

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Making a house call. Better pack my smoking jacket, pajamas, some clean underwear, a fresh pair of clothes....oh yes, and medical supplies. And by that I mean some garlic flowers and a stethoscope. #monsterdon

Thrill to 15 minutes of tracking down dirt. #Monsterdon #Dracula1974

noooooooooooooooooooo!!!: check

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fuckin unpack, drac, a little favor to yourself to have a baseline functional living space #Monsterdon

@Louisa Yes, all he ever saw was her kissing him, it's not like they had the "bloofer lady" stories in the newspaper or anything like that from the book. #Monsterdon #DanCurtisBramStokerDracula

Universe, this film is blander than midwest matriarch's dinner plate.

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The dirt was picked up by Jackula!
Count Jackula Palance.
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So Dracula has his own carriage horse and he can drive?

Some of the musical themes here are really on point

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You think the mail room at Carfax has to be all "Hey, Janet. We got nine more boxes of earth."

"Very funny. Assholes. Put them with the others."

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Are we supposed to feel bad for dracula? He hasn't really shown any investment to his relationship here at all

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#Monsterdon imagine heating this house in the winter

#monsterdon I love this building

So now we just have an extended sequence where Van Helsing and Arthur play detective and nothing at all interesting happens? #Monsterdon

Magenta? Riff Raff?

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@tompurl What, even Arthur? Harsh words #monsterdon

@DocBohn Better than a stake-in, from a vampire perspective

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The Dutch tilt outside the castle was great (perhaps a bit much) but the roll back to level ruined it

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same stairwell different house

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...and we all start shipping boxes of dirt to Carfax HQ for lols

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yeah Dracula, there's really poor reception in mausoleum

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@paco @moira https://www.imdb.com/title/tt5194792/ #monsterdon

So one of our dogs is looking out the window at the back yard and growling softly. We don't see anything, I feel like our own horror movie is about to start.

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I'll be down as soon as I've made sure the ladies are comfortable.

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he just money laundered those boxes of earth. #monsterdon

#monsterdon Mystery ship?

10 crates of carpathian humus
sailed from a gloomy Varna bay...

#Monsterdon doxxing Dracula

It's always jarring to remember that Dracula movies mostly take place in a world where no one has seen a Dracula movie. #monsterdon

Oh yes, you'll be just fine. Just fine. But whatever hurt you is worse than a venomous snake. Anyway, no more details. I'm inviting myself to stay awhile, of course. #monsterdon

One of the most tense “Dracula” type films I have seen is “Salem’s Lot” original by Stephen King… pretty scary!

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