Jack really doesn't understand the concept of a vampire float, huh #Monsterdon

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Now there's a cute little chestnut colored carriage horse with a star on his face!

DAMMIT, YOU FOOL! THAT GUN ONLY WORKS ON SOUP!

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neutral colors really are better for walls. just saying

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is the sound off or did they run out of money to pay a composer #Monsterdon

British Paul Hogan.

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Really I do like most of these houses

it's just the people in them that I can't stand

BANG BANG MOTHERFUCKER

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I wonder why you can't shoot a vampire in the heart with ordinary bullets?

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#Monsterdon oh i miss my old victorian apartment from san francisco with the shitty but quaint molding

Look, if you're gonna use the Dutch tilt, commit to it.

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FOREGROUND CARROTS ALERT

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It’s called Demeter because it came from Europe. In the US the ship would be called Deyard #monsterdon

Fucked up those doors!

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"Stay here. Guard the carrots." #monsterdon

I have lost track of which ornate interior is supposed to be which at this point #monsterdon

C'mon butler man, they don't pay you enough to shoot Dracula. #Monsterdon

We pulling a gun on him? Is he in London or LA?

#Monsterdon #Dracula1974

#Monsterdon camera angle tomfoolery. Naughty naughty. LOL.

That hallway's listin' like a ship a' sea, keptin! #Monsterdon

That hotel clerk does not have face blindness and I'm jealous.

#Monsterdon #DanCurtisDracula

All of these places certainly are locations. #monsterdon

Anyone else getting big Lech Walesa vibes from von Helsing, or is it just me?

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This network of shipping companies is basically how the Tor browser works if I understand correctly. #Monsterdon

How did Dracula get into the hotel? He was very obviously not invited #monsterdon #dracula1974

"Gone to more vulnerable location to await Dracula, leaving veins under mat at front door, XOXO, The Girls" #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon All the men at this hotel are completely useless.

album's gonna be fire tho

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"We had to, we can't afford any more sets!"

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#Monsterdon He must be set up in the world; he's got his own barouche!

George Hotel. Adjacent to the John, Paul and Ringo Hotels. #Monsterdon #Dracula1974

I learned that the sailor who got their foot bitten by rats in last week's film was Herzog.

#monsterdon #palanceIsDracula

Really big horse and carriage budget!

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@RobynGoodfellow If it had only been 8 boxes of dirt on that ship they'd have to keep looking

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@Taweret Now you go wash those hands good young man and come in for dinner!

#monsterdon #Dracula1974

A high speed carriage chase you say?

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#monsterdon push the boxes together?! Not dump them?

don't play with the vampire dirt, what are you? five?

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Making a house call. Better pack my smoking jacket, pajamas, some clean underwear, a fresh pair of clothes....oh yes, and medical supplies. And by that I mean some garlic flowers and a stethoscope. #monsterdon

Thrill to 15 minutes of tracking down dirt. #Monsterdon #Dracula1974

noooooooooooooooooooo!!!: check

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fuckin unpack, drac, a little favor to yourself to have a baseline functional living space #Monsterdon

@Louisa Yes, all he ever saw was her kissing him, it's not like they had the "bloofer lady" stories in the newspaper or anything like that from the book. #Monsterdon #DanCurtisBramStokerDracula

Universe, this film is blander than midwest matriarch's dinner plate.

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The dirt was picked up by Jackula!
Count Jackula Palance.
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So Dracula has his own carriage horse and he can drive?

Some of the musical themes here are really on point

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You think the mail room at Carfax has to be all "Hey, Janet. We got nine more boxes of earth."

"Very funny. Assholes. Put them with the others."

#monsterdon #palanceIsDracula

Are we supposed to feel bad for dracula? He hasn't really shown any investment to his relationship here at all

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#Monsterdon imagine heating this house in the winter

#monsterdon I love this building

So now we just have an extended sequence where Van Helsing and Arthur play detective and nothing at all interesting happens? #Monsterdon

That man's hair could pass for the 70s, and the 00s, but not the 1880s

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@tompurl What, even Arthur? Harsh words #monsterdon

Magenta? Riff Raff?

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@DocBohn Better than a stake-in, from a vampire perspective

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The Dutch tilt outside the castle was great (perhaps a bit much) but the roll back to level ruined it

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same stairwell different house

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...and we all start shipping boxes of dirt to Carfax HQ for lols

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Law & Order: Vampire Unit #monsterdon

yeah Dracula, there's really poor reception in mausoleum

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@paco @moira https://www.imdb.com/title/tt5194792/ #monsterdon

it was your freaking buddy who sold dracula the castle this should not have been an issue #monsterdon

So one of our dogs is looking out the window at the back yard and growling softly. We don't see anything, I feel like our own horror movie is about to start.

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I'll be down as soon as I've made sure the ladies are comfortable.

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he just money laundered those boxes of earth. #monsterdon

#monsterdon Mystery ship?

10 crates of carpathian humus
sailed from a gloomy Varna bay...

#Monsterdon doxxing Dracula

@moira (don't mention the war!) #monsterdon

It's always jarring to remember that Dracula movies mostly take place in a world where no one has seen a Dracula movie. #monsterdon

Oh yes, you'll be just fine. Just fine. But whatever hurt you is worse than a venomous snake. Anyway, no more details. I'm inviting myself to stay awhile, of course. #monsterdon

Drac, shouldn't you be able to -- I dunno -- FLY AWAY? 🦇 #Monsterdon 🧛🏻 #Dracula1974

One of the most tense “Dracula” type films I have seen is “Salem’s Lot” original by Stephen King… pretty scary!

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Are those children yelling "blood" as they run?

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the buddy cop investigation angle is not really landing for me, everybodey knows it is DRACULA who is the vampire he has just been killing people in broad daylight #monsterdon

whats the HTS-10 code for boxes of earth to be used for experimental purposes

#monsterdon #HarmonizedTariffSchedule

lots of cut off denim short in 1897 were there? #monsterdon

@apLundell You'll probably get a baby carriage #monsterdon

Oh hey they're explaining the dirt thing! ⚰️

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"Ten? That's odd"

No it's even actually

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Fuck yeah throwing the dude out the window! #Monsterdon

Every second that ticks by, the Jonathan prologue in Carpathia feels more unnecessary. #monsterdon

@paco So glad we had the same thought.

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Now he's just beating the shit out of a bunch of coachmen and valets. Just like a normal Victorian count. #Monsterdon

Was that guy with the gun Hugh Jackman’s uncle? #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Apparently Dracula doesn't feel it when his lady vamps get staked.

I'm really starting to think van Helsing doesn't know what''s going on myself

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This Drac got some serious anger issues #monsterdon

timestamp to go back and clip that CHOP #Monsterdon

Good ol' Slavic Karate.

#Monsterdon #Dracula

Defenestrated!

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I want a 70s Dracula movie with William Marshall as Dracula, Klaus Kinski as Renfield and Palance as Quincey Morris

someone go back in time and make that movie

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[all grunt]
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@moira I'm thinking Shaun Cassidy #monsterdon

George is the bellman at the George Hotel? That’s some lazy writing. #Monsterdon

@Taweret oh they figured that trick out ages ago

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Kill him with your vampire powers (choking)! #monsterdon

OO RIGHT INNA MESS #Monsterdon

Not quite a force choke

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Next time I check into a hotel, I'm going straight to the desk to ask for a carriage. #Monsterdon

Jack Drac is sad! Why did you have to kill Lucy? She liked being a creature of the night.
#Monsterdon #Dracula1974