Good imitation of me when anybody messes with my stuff.
Should never have destroyed those boxes, yeah... try destroying the dirt next time
@paco yes, apparently 🤷
Look, Van Helsing, don't be a dick about it. It was *your* plan dude
Love it when #Monsterdon kicks off.
Oh no! His dirt got all dirty!
The potting soil is ruined!
#Monsterdon #Dracula1974
#Monsterdon 🎵 gotta wash that vamp right out of her blood 🎵
#monsterdon Mina's been through a really awful night and the priority was to do her hair?
@Crazypedia IMO there's bacteria in his native soil and that's what sustains Dracula and why he has to cart it around where he goes, so he can rest and restore himself during the day. #Monsterdon #DanCurtisBramStokerDracula
@srol "Is there a plan B at all?" #monsterdon
@liferstate I think they're just not very good at Clue #monsterdon
A distinct lack of Harker in this version.
That was hawt
when will Dracula adapters understand that what fans really want is a reverse harem anime with a Prince Charming type, emo doctor, and cowboy
Objection! Leading the witness. #monsterdon
ASMR Van Helsing Interrogation #monsterdon
LOLWUT. They just let him rip his shirt and go?
#Monsterdon
Do we have Mrs Minnow with us tonight?
#Monsterdon ⚰️ 🧛♀️ 🦇 😱
This household has a lot of carrots
#Monsterdon He could also be reacting badly to all the messed up coffins and dirt, another cute bit of vampire lore is that they’re OCD about counting small things like grains or dirt granules. A whole room of messed up dirt could be a huge pointless chore. I’d hiss and growl too if I had to sort that dirt.
@apLundell Pissing on it sure does.
"Your returning health is my reward, my dear," is what we should be getting in the mail instead of medical bills. #monsterdon
#Monsterdon "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Who did it better? Darth Vader or Count Palan ... uh, Dracula?
20 minutes left.
#Monsterdon
#dracula
Vampire panic attacks are the worst. #Monsterdon
OH MY GOD I WAS NOT PREPARED FOR *ACTUAL* FARTS LMAO I'M DEAD #monsterdon #dracula1974
So the coffins are to prevent Drac from having horrible horrible gas.
So much angst! #monsterdon
That started with an incredible fart sound
Interesting sound mix choice there.
And Dracula creaks like an un-oiled door at the pale moonlight #Monsterdon
My gods you could hear that Dracula fart from SPACE
Was that Dracula or a TaunTaun? #Monsterdon #Dracula1974
My dirt!!! More pissed off Palance time. #monsterdon
These are some low-energy vampire fight scenes.
Why is Drac farting?!
Did they just...walk into Carfax Abbey without so much as a by-your-leave??
Uhoh now Jack is pissed off! Look what they did to his Experimental Dirt! #Monsterdon
EPIC DRACULA FART
What's the combined total screen time of shots of Dracula going down staircases #monsterdon
Enough with the Dracula walking down stairs. Isn't that like five or six different times in five or six different places now? 🙄
So, you play yuh wits aginst mahn, I do declare —southern gentleman Palance Dracula
Yes, drink Mommy's blood!
#Monsterdon all those holes shot into Jack!Drac will make drinking fine whiskey a disappointment. Oops. There it goes. Wah.
Jack's face "UGH WHO FARTED"
Just going to play with this Dracula dirt it's fine it's I'm sure it's fine
#Monsterdon Is he living in a hookah parlor?
I remember that "You're welcome I'm sure" from a more recent Dracula movie.
He really, really loved that soil
not sure why Arthur doesn't just use The Force #Monsterdon
We're just yelling "gas pains" now every time he does that. Lol.
Dracula I’m going to pick the lock…nope, just break the door.
I do not understand what is going on, but I think they need privacy.
#Monsterdon
#dracula
#Monsterdon Aw man, they killed vampire Lucy - that's misogyny, violence against women!
(Pretty sure Arthur consented)
#Dracula1974
Vampires are immortal but on the downside you're basically doing keto for eternity #monsterdon
Suckle on Drac's carbonated teats, honey.
Dracula likes having his nipples played with. #Monsterdon
and I include the dogs
literally anyone else in this movie would've been a better choice for dracula
Meanwhile Arthur's just standing there, expecting van Helsing to do all the work #monsterdon
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#monsterdon
WAS NOT PREPARED FOR A BREASTFEEDING SCENE #monsterdon #dracula1974
Men would rather buy international real estate and torment locals as the undead than go to therapy #monsterdon
Jack Palance’s Dracula face looks like he just drank white wine after eating an artichoke. #Monsterdon
Palance is too pink faced for a vampire too. vampires should look bloodless
PALANCE NIP ALERT #monsterdon
Oh ick, all over her nose #Monsterdon
that IS the proper horrified look to have one your face when you're about to be forced to like Jack Palance's chest. #monsterdon
the supposedly blood is way less yikes than the supposed chest hair
#Monsterdon Jack!Drac is pulling a Shatner.
#Monsterdon ⚰️ 🧛♀️ 🦇 😱
Those are some damned fine bookcases why can't we have those anymore?
If you're trying to fit out a Dracula-proof estate, you may not want to paint all the walls blood red like that. I mean it's just an invitation to blood suckers, surely.
"You play your wits against mine" Sir sir there are no wits in this movie
Nice little shell game you got going on there Dracula 🧛♂️
@Taweret@octodon.social Look, it hides the blood stains!
#monsterdon #mastoween
"Pick up the gun." -Bill Hicks
"...can't you see I'm trying to eat."
So this dracula can just barge into homes. Got it.
Palance, irked again. This time some mortal tried to kill him by shooting him with a gun.
#Monsterdon ⚰️ 🧛♀️ 🦇 😱
I miss rats too 🐀 💞
I want to see Dracula bust through that door like the koolaid man #dracula #ohyeah #monsterdon
BAT bat bat bat BAT bat bat bat BAT bat bat bat BAT bat bat bat
@allanb Twins of Evil. #monsterdon
Damn, Dracula is wrecking this hotel.
#Monsterdon that wood gave up way too easy. Riddled with termites I bet. All soft and squishy.
#Monsterdon i love how he doesn't use any magic vampire powers to open the locked door; he just bashes it open
@RobynGoodfellow well you've got the appetizer guns, then the main course guns, and of course the dessert guns #monsterdon
Fun fact Demeter is the Goddess of the Earth #monsterdon #dracula1974
Saying dracula, count dracula, with the same cadence as bond, James bond.
@jonny Especially for a guy used to living in a castle
Paul can't unsee the "gas pains" expression now. Well played!
just tell him he's not invited, given his movie's lore, that should work. #monsterdon
I love how his face is just like 😬 every time lmao #monsterdon #dracula1974
Gun shots -- Boob shots
"Room 2-C"? 🤔
I feel like that system of hotel room numbering was not in effect in the 1800s.
#Monsterdon Dracula needed Harper's company to just buy a new house in Britain but can easily navigate a complicated sequence of shipping companies. So weird.
@Taweret I mean, I kinda like the red. It gives it a bit of a vibe.
Wait was he INVITED into Hillingham?