Sounds like a poor interior design choice to have a room full of stakes where you can fall on them if you happen to be a vampire #monsterdon #dracula1974
If I wasn't getting 6 ads every 5 minutes I would have already seen these horses when everyone else did ๐คจ
fucking off into the, what. stage right? lake?
Soldier, statesman, alchemist, warrior, and he played Curly Washburn in City Slickers! #Monsterdon
Hell yes last minute backstory #monsterdon
????????? #monsterdon #dracula1974
Someone donked up and put the intro crawl at the end of the film. #monsterdon
So thatโs where Jonathan was! #monsterdon
Based on a True Story!
#Monsterdon
You understand now? She died when I stabbed her in the heart. That means she's a vampire. Now let's wipe her tears and be on our way. #monsterdon
#Monsterdon Was not expecting Harker to be vamped!
โMy God, what are theyโ
Really, you havenโt figured out yet????
#monsterdon #dracula1974
Wow, we saved the homoeroticism for the very end
@paco he is totally bass ackwards
Heatcliff! It's meee I'm Katheeeee I've come hoo-ohhh-oh-oome. It's so coohh-ohh-ohh-old
Imagine the strength required to just brute force that spear through Dracula's chest and the table behind him. #Monsterdon
Just leave him there uh?
#Monsterdon
"Faint marshal drumming" the subtitles
DO. More . Than. That. Please. He is DRACULA #monsterdon
Right in front of the painting. All is vanity.
#Monsterdon #Dracula1974
Displaying Dracula in the vampire box on a pin #Monsterdon
@jonny it makes him really want to sneeze but he lost that ability when he died in 1504
And so our monster fucks off into the C(urtains) #monsterdon
How does tempera taste, Jack?
are we not gonna even get a dramatic corpse transformation??? #Monsterdon
Mmm cherry flavored. #monsterdon
No budget to have ol Drac crumble into dust, eh?
These vampire hunters are not nearly as garlicked/crossed/silvered up as I would be in their shoes. Prior proper preparation prevents piss poor performance, yes?
Hoisted on his own petard.
#Monsterdon โฐ๏ธ ๐งโโ๏ธ ๐ฆ ๐ฑ
Very pretty galloping horses look at them! Except they again swapped out a chestnut horse for a bay, and then a bay for a different bay, between those long shots
I'm gonna need a complete list of horses who were in this movie
Doo-d-doo-doo.
ooooo! Right in the jelly babies!
The sound design when the furniture gets tossed around is like if someone in 2008 was recording a podcast on a Rock Band microphone being held upright in a drinking glass placed on a desk that someone is kicking. #monsterdon
Okay. The spear through the back of the table was a good shot. #Monsterdon #Dracula1974
#Monsterdon Mmmmm raspberries!
@CactuarJoe i saw it in the window and had to have it
dracula isn't being roasted by the sun he's just sort of photosensitive and can't see well in the sun #monsterdon
Well isn't Mina kind of an ansible, where Dracula could hear what she's hearing, too? Shouldn't they whisper in her presence instead of shouting their plans?
It's fun to see the shots come up in the movies that inspired my Draculas drawing, I just did image searches for the movies but then of course I became very familiar with the shots I used!
Getting thrown onto a suit of armor looks like that's got to hurt #monsterdon
Death by curtain rod. #Monsterdon
Dracula looks like he's going to sneeze.
#Monsterdon #DanCurtisDracula
Okay, now I got an ad for a set of toys called "link squad" that control each other and maybe this is actually more dracula-related than the last one
Jack's giving Paul Reubens a run for his money here. #Monsterdon #Dracula1974
couldn't afford even the tiniest bit of smoke with the sfx budget #monsterdon
@JoeWynne Right, as a courtesy #monsterdon
"YES, finally, I got the cross away from them, I've got this dude's throat in my hands, I've GOT this! I'm free and clear! I-- aw shit" #Monsterdon
CAN'T YOU SEE WE'VE JUST HAD A TRAGIC SUNLIGHT ACCIDENT?!
@rallias lol I hear it too
@Zerofactorial ๐ Or like an airplane bathroom door
#Monsterdon oops, Jack!Drac tanning session. Heโs right on time.
@Taweret if "City Slickers" had been made yet they would've clearly seen that Jack was obviously the cowboy #Monsterdon
This is the funniest dance. #Monsterdon
oh shit they actually did lol
shiny crosses is just like, what happens if your cross is dull? #monsterdon
Drac acting like the cross owes him money or something. #monsterdon
this is exactly how my cat looks when she's trying to get up in my lap but doesn't want to look like she wants to do it #Monsterdon
@_L1vY_ It should be pronounced like Mena Suvari, and would be better if the role were cast for a south asian actor #monsterdon
@paco They sanctified the dirt with holy water -- it burned the midichloridians, er, vampire energy stored in the dirt-battery. #Monsterdon #DanCurtisBramStokerDracula
Dracula uses table. It's super effective. #Monsterdon #Dracula1974
You're frightened?
You SHOULD BE, cnsidering you forgot to condition your hair AGAIN ๐คฆ๐ปโโ๏ธ #Monsterdon ๐ง๐ป #Dracula1974
now is the time where you play bumperdrac until his battery runs down or the sun comes up
"You are now in MY domain gentlemen."
Yes, we expected that when we broke into your house. #Monsterdon
More gas!
Oh hey hi Harker! How have you b---
By Harker. So that's what the hole is for.
#Monsterdon #Dracula1974
You know, I know I'm weird, but I'm getting real Winnie the Pooh vibes from this music.
#Monsterdon โฐ๏ธ ๐งโโ๏ธ ๐ฆ ๐ฑ
These men suck but at least they get coats with capes and really good shoes
Oh yeah the portrait of Vigo The Carpathian.
You think they'll shake taxidermy at this Van Helsing? #Monsterdon
"Doctor look at this."
Look at what? A hole? A whole that's too secret for the audience?
#Monsterdon #Dracula1974
oh wait that wasn't dracula that was jonathan? i guess that explains why the movie is still going on #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon the meth spiders and the cocaine spiders will meet someday.
yeah, now is definitely the time for art critique
WELL THERE'S MY FUCKING ANSWER
Is that a WOODEN stake he fell on? Otherwise Jonathan's gonna be back up and around in no time.
Harker became a vampire?!?!? #monsterdon
Oops. Stumbled upon Dracs sex dungeon. #Monsterdon
a better actor as Dracula and a better soundtrack and this would not be bad at all
lucky upturned sharp stake, that one
dracula got the drop on them but then got carried away trying to drink the whole guy instead of just incapacitate and move on to the other one. gotta split business and pleasure my guy #monsterdon
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WHO the fuck was that?
#monsterdon well that sorts out "what happened to Harker?"
Oh shit that was Harker. Kinda forgot about him.
#monsterdon
a little Third Man there, doesn't work as well in this context
Oh my god Arthur did something other than saying "Doctor, look at this!"
#Monsterdon #DanCurtisDracula
[stage-specific] FATALITY
@LingLass Very complacent in the face of that blood ritual
Ey it's our boy Jono!
What the ...
#monsterdon
Was almost expecting the doctor to say "Well go on, get in already!" after opening the iron maiden #monsterdon
The vampires look like they're sleeping on maybe a half inch of earth in those coffins at most #monsterdon
HEY IT'S JOHNNY! #Monsterdon
lol, where was that big old pit all of a sudden?!
Did Jonathan die or something? He stopped being in the movie, the only person who mentioned him was Mina, and no one cared
...Guys stop playing with the iron maiden. #Monsterdon
All in a day's work