@SesameSquirrel @Zerofactorial @paco Yeah, but peacock blocks Linux.

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I was just like the chair in the lion thing, don't drop it! Oops!

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Look, now that Drac is dead, at least skin him. Think of all that Fine Carpathian Leather you could make.

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So in this universe vampires don’t burn to death with sunlight? #monsterdon #dracula1974

@Taweret @strangefour "Devil" doesn't even make sense.

If you're proud of how good of a soldier your army's commander is, you don't call him "devil"!

That's a good way to get yourself executed.

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Well, that was a very disappointing ending #monsterdon

Wow. That postscript really kind of just sucked.

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And we end with a text crawl. Isn't Transylvania in Romania, not Hungary?

Perhaps the reference is referring back to the Austro-Hungarian Empire days?

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@moira oooh yes I love it

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If Palance didn't keep that painting above the mantle in his master dining room, he missed a great opportunity. Good old Boaty Boatwright Baker, I will keep an eye out for further casting work like this. Good night!
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@Louisa Interesting choices in this movie. It WAS improbable in the book, how Jonathan Harker escaped from the castle and got rescued by ~nuns and sent back to England. This jump-scare from vampire Jonathan is a little more plausible. #Monsterdon #DanCurtisBramStokerDracula

JONATHAN!!

Well that's a twist in this version.

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@strangefour Anyone who had watched Dracula Untold would know this.

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@paco it's pronounced "Borat"

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@nev can't believe i lost #monsterdon

@brooke lol wait seriously? I have to go back and see that again

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Is he wearing sunscreen? This is taking a while #monsterdon

@rallias @paco Prime didn't have end credits either, only the red ones at the beginning #monsterdon

@paco OMG! LOL

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Considering how much time the vampires must spend in that crypt, it's sure a mess.

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Wait, no it was the left, lower stomach.

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@paco Awww, I wish Tubi gave credits.

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Wait a minute, what happened with Mina? is she all fine now?#monsterdon

Blinded By thecLight, Drac is despatched with a comically long but well placed stake, and finally no longer has to endure that eternal case of indigestion.

THE END

Oh wait let's throw in an introductory blurb now...because we forgot at the beginning

Anyways thanks for an unbelievable but entertaining Dracula depiction on #Monsterdon @Taweret !

In a stunning reversal of tradition, the protagonists fuck off into the sea at the end

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Oh, no, just random vampire woman.

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Umm I think that was the liver.

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Hey everybody! Jonathan is back! 🧛‍♂️

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Um... Dracula does not mean devil. It meant dragon.
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LUCY!

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" doctor look at this, another pit to hell"

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They all heard the obligatory warning "Any rebroadcast, retransmission, or account of this livestream, without the express written consent of #monsterdon, is prohibited"

And he f'd off into the... sunrise

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@paco I, for one, plan to live forever. So far, so good.

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❌ Boaty McBoatface

✅ Boaty Boatwright Baker

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Phew. At least we didn't have to sit through any of that denouement story wrap-up nonsense. Thanks as always to @Taweret for hosting! One more next week. At least there should be some boppin funk in that one. #Monsterdon #Dracula1974

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For the rest of us kids who watched tihs with ads, we're at the iron maiden just post three-lady-vampire stakings I think we have like 5mins left?

@jonny and if you think you have to then it already hasn't worked

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Hey spoilers some of us are watching with commercials.

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Pretty good staking there Dr. V. Helsing

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Casting by

BOATY
BOATWRIGHT
BAKER

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Casting: Boaty Boatwright Baker??

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Sounds like there were Dracula tailgaters right outside the castle listening to the radio broadcast of the action #monsterdon

That's all folks.

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Sounds like a poor interior design choice to have a room full of stakes where you can fall on them if you happen to be a vampire #monsterdon #dracula1974

If I wasn't getting 6 ads every 5 minutes I would have already seen these horses when everyone else did 🤨

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fucking off into the, what. stage right? lake?

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Soldier, statesman, alchemist, warrior, and he played Curly Washburn in City Slickers! #Monsterdon

????????? #monsterdon #dracula1974

Hell yes last minute backstory #monsterdon

Someone donked up and put the intro crawl at the end of the film. #monsterdon

So that’s where Jonathan was! #monsterdon

Based on a True Story!
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You understand now? She died when I stabbed her in the heart. That means she's a vampire. Now let's wipe her tears and be on our way. #monsterdon

@ricci

All-a-y'all are getting way better commercials than I am.

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#Monsterdon Was not expecting Harker to be vamped!

“My God, what are they”

Really, you haven’t figured out yet????
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Wow, we saved the homoeroticism for the very end

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@paco he is totally bass ackwards

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Heatcliff! It's meee I'm Katheeeee I've come hoo-ohhh-oh-oome. It's so coohh-ohh-ohh-old

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Imagine the strength required to just brute force that spear through Dracula's chest and the table behind him. #Monsterdon

Just leave him there uh?
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"Faint marshal drumming" the subtitles

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DO. More . Than. That. Please. He is DRACULA #monsterdon

Right in front of the painting. All is vanity.
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Displaying Dracula in the vampire box on a pin #Monsterdon

@jonny it makes him really want to sneeze but he lost that ability when he died in 1504

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And so our monster fucks off into the C(urtains) #monsterdon

How does tempera taste, Jack?

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are we not gonna even get a dramatic corpse transformation??? #Monsterdon

Mmm cherry flavored. #monsterdon

No budget to have ol Drac crumble into dust, eh?

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These vampire hunters are not nearly as garlicked/crossed/silvered up as I would be in their shoes. Prior proper preparation prevents piss poor performance, yes?

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Hoisted on his own petard.

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Very pretty galloping horses look at them! Except they again swapped out a chestnut horse for a bay, and then a bay for a different bay, between those long shots

I'm gonna need a complete list of horses who were in this movie

Doo-d-doo-doo.

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ooooo! Right in the jelly babies!

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Okay. The spear through the back of the table was a good shot. #Monsterdon #Dracula1974

The sound design when the furniture gets tossed around is like if someone in 2008 was recording a podcast on a Rock Band microphone being held upright in a drinking glass placed on a desk that someone is kicking. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Mmmmm raspberries!

@CactuarJoe i saw it in the window and had to have it

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dracula isn't being roasted by the sun he's just sort of photosensitive and can't see well in the sun #monsterdon

Well isn't Mina kind of an ansible, where Dracula could hear what she's hearing, too? Shouldn't they whisper in her presence instead of shouting their plans?

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It's fun to see the shots come up in the movies that inspired my Draculas drawing, I just did image searches for the movies but then of course I became very familiar with the shots I used!

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Getting thrown onto a suit of armor looks like that's got to hurt #monsterdon

get under a blanket or something draccy boy

or a blue gel! day for night!

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Death by curtain rod. #Monsterdon

Dracula looks like he's going to sneeze.

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Okay, now I got an ad for a set of toys called "link squad" that control each other and maybe this is actually more dracula-related than the last one

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Jack's giving Paul Reubens a run for his money here. #Monsterdon #Dracula1974

couldn't afford even the tiniest bit of smoke with the sfx budget #monsterdon

@JoeWynne Right, as a courtesy #monsterdon

"YES, finally, I got the cross away from them, I've got this dude's throat in my hands, I've GOT this! I'm free and clear! I-- aw shit" #Monsterdon

CAN'T YOU SEE WE'VE JUST HAD A TRAGIC SUNLIGHT ACCIDENT?!

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@rallias lol I hear it too

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@Zerofactorial 😆 Or like an airplane bathroom door

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#Monsterdon oops, Jack!Drac tanning session. He’s right on time.

@Taweret if "City Slickers" had been made yet they would've clearly seen that Jack was obviously the cowboy #Monsterdon

This is the funniest dance. #Monsterdon

oh shit they actually did lol

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