Jack Palance is playing Count Dracula in this movie, believe it… [deep audible inhale through the nostrils] or not. #Monsterdon

Jonathan Harker looks like he's at least 35

edit: the actor was 33 when this was filmed lol

Jack Palance has a nice Dracula voice, so there's that.

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Hugs and kisses Dracula 🧛

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They totally read his mail.

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The camera has the zoomies again.

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"Your Friend, Dracula"

Bit forward for a business email...

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Nothing spookier than checking into a hotel, let me tell you. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Bowler hat? Really? I really question your fashion choices there, Mr. Harker.

I wanna go for a ride through some spooky woods in a cute lil carriage that goes clippity-clop

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Very British sounding. #monsterdon

@plaidtron3000 I have good news if you like paprika?

#monsterdon #mastoween

I too do my math out loud. #monsterdon #palanceIsDracula

Good lighting so far
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This director is found of a zoom reaction shot I see....

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bisquick hungary, the home of pancakes. #monsterdon

@qui_oui Here! Dan Curtis's Dracula, 1974

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https://lingo.lol/@amyfou/113342568708302338

"Harker? Did you book online?"

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[awoo intensifies]

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Dark Shadows is a Dan Curtis Production...

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Dan Curtis is a mood.
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Off to a very promising start for #Monsterdon.

✅ Day for night
✅ German Shepherds and Rottweilers standing in for wolves

some happy dogs running by and also somewhere there are wolves

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Kibbles and bits and bits and bloody bits ...

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Excellent title graphics. #Monsterdon

That wolfpack looks suspiciously like a bunch of german shepherds. #Monsterdon

Howling in opening scene. 10/10
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It was a dark and foggy night... and the dogs are all out

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Time to get Draculized

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Awoooooo #monsterdon

Ambience! Off to a good start!

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And here we go, wolf howling to start
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The soundscape is already promising.

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Children of ze night! Shut up! #Monsterdon

AWOOOOOO #monsterdon

Dracula always riles up wild animals such as German Shepards.

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#MonsterdonAlert

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GO GO GO!!!!

@jerry

Is that why I could never figure out #monsterdon ?

I thought I was just thick.

@RobynGoodfellow And we're NOT gonna be dyeing rats #monsterdon

@RobynGoodfellow

The Ed Wood Film School

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"They call me..."

*puts on sunglasses*

"...Vlad Dra-cool 😎"

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@Sorl you could hear it from _space_

a second krakatoa event xD

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@Sorl it was a pretty amazing noise

even if i decided it was epic vampire fart xD

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once again, thank you @Taweret for hosting, @JoeWynne for trivia, and @cheribaker - and most of all #Monsterdonians for making it fun!

Jack Palance Face ftw

whoa whoa whoa did he just donkey bellow? #monsterdon

@Sorl

/Dracula gets wise and wiggles the doorknob back and forth without ever entering the room

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@Taweret @SnoopJ Ah gotcha, thanks, I forgot what was on the list

In Blacula I trust 👍

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@Zerofactorial that seems like a no-brainer yeah, quality candidate

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hhhfooolsss #monsterdon

If you're just finding this thread and don't know what is going on, and don't care to, go ahead and just mute the thread.

If you want to join us for another awesome monsterdon, scroll up to the top and check the first post that explains how to play along

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@apLundell They put that up front in Plan 9 from Outer Space. "Can you prove it DIDN'T happen?!"

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This is my 5th or 6th Dracula movie and I don’t think any of them have featured the Bloofer Lady.

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And fin.

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You have to be proven?! Will the real Dracula please stand up?... that's what I thought

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Ah we get the the backstory at the end. Nice touch.

Thanks everyone for joining and as always @Taweret for hosting!

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Another one in the can, thanks @Taweret for hosting! #monsterdon

Dracula looking like he's grimacing in pain is intimidating, right? Right? /j #monsterdon

@Louisa please respect her privacy in this trying time

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@rallias @SesameSquirrel @paco I dropped my Peacock sub after the Olympics #monsterdon

@diazona ruh-roh - rount racula!

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tonights movie was a series of vignettes broken up by the main event, dracula zoning out and daydreaming. like six times

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@SesameSquirrel @Zerofactorial @paco Yeah, but peacock blocks Linux.

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I was just like the chair in the lion thing, don't drop it! Oops!

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Look, now that Drac is dead, at least skin him. Think of all that Fine Carpathian Leather you could make.

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So in this universe vampires don’t burn to death with sunlight? #monsterdon #dracula1974

@Taweret @strangefour "Devil" doesn't even make sense.

If you're proud of how good of a soldier your army's commander is, you don't call him "devil"!

That's a good way to get yourself executed.

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Well, that was a very disappointing ending #monsterdon

Wow. That postscript really kind of just sucked.

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@moira oooh yes I love it

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If Palance didn't keep that painting above the mantle in his master dining room, he missed a great opportunity. Good old Boaty Boatwright Baker, I will keep an eye out for further casting work like this. Good night!
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@Louisa Interesting choices in this movie. It WAS improbable in the book, how Jonathan Harker escaped from the castle and got rescued by ~nuns and sent back to England. This jump-scare from vampire Jonathan is a little more plausible. #Monsterdon #DanCurtisBramStokerDracula

JONATHAN!!

Well that's a twist in this version.

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@strangefour Anyone who had watched Dracula Untold would know this.

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@paco it's pronounced "Borat"

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@nev can't believe i lost #monsterdon

@brooke lol wait seriously? I have to go back and see that again

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@rallias @paco Prime didn't have end credits either, only the red ones at the beginning #monsterdon

Is he wearing sunscreen? This is taking a while #monsterdon

@paco OMG! LOL

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Considering how much time the vampires must spend in that crypt, it's sure a mess.

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Wait, no it was the left, lower stomach.

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@paco Awww, I wish Tubi gave credits.

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Blinded By thecLight, Drac is despatched with a comically long but well placed stake, and finally no longer has to endure that eternal case of indigestion.

THE END

Oh wait let's throw in an introductory blurb now...because we forgot at the beginning

Anyways thanks for an unbelievable but entertaining Dracula depiction on #Monsterdon @Taweret !

Wait a minute, what happened with Mina? is she all fine now?#monsterdon

In a stunning reversal of tradition, the protagonists fuck off into the sea at the end

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Oh, no, just random vampire woman.

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Umm I think that was the liver.

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Hey everybody! Jonathan is back! 🧛‍♂️

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LUCY!

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" doctor look at this, another pit to hell"

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They all heard the obligatory warning "Any rebroadcast, retransmission, or account of this livestream, without the express written consent of #monsterdon, is prohibited"

And he f'd off into the... sunrise

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#DanCurtis’sDracula

Phew. At least we didn't have to sit through any of that denouement story wrap-up nonsense. Thanks as always to @Taweret for hosting! One more next week. At least there should be some boppin funk in that one. #Monsterdon #Dracula1974

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For the rest of us kids who watched tihs with ads, we're at the iron maiden just post three-lady-vampire stakings I think we have like 5mins left?

@jonny and if you think you have to then it already hasn't worked

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Hey spoilers some of us are watching with commercials.

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Pretty good staking there Dr. V. Helsing

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Casting by

BOATY
BOATWRIGHT
BAKER

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Casting: Boaty Boatwright Baker??

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Sounds like there were Dracula tailgaters right outside the castle listening to the radio broadcast of the action #monsterdon

That's all folks.

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