Wait, the doctor is giving a victory speech, and it was Frankenstein who killed the vampires?

I don't frikken understand.

#monsterdon

What exactly did you do Dr Sewel?

Look like the Wolfman did the hard work there....

#Monsterdon

Well that was some annoying nonsense. We made it! Thanks @Taweret for hosting and everyone for making this fun :D #monsterdon

No. God had nothing to do with this movie. #monsterdon

And wait so did Wolfman die?
#Monsterdon

Vampire hunters are too late.
Plastic skeletons have replaced the vampires.
#monsterdon

In the 1 minute we have left, PLEASE KILL DR. FRANKENSTEIN!

#Monsterdon

At least the bones are quiet.

#Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

you didn't buy that in a classroom supply store at all

#monsterdon #draculaprisoneroffrankenstein

A completely cleaned skeleton! It must be Dracula. Goodnight, folks

#Monsterdon

Those are really substandard torches for the village mob.

I mean, you've gotta have some pretty decent pitchforks if you're going to show up with B-grade torches.

#monsterdon

Wait, why didn't he turn into a bat again? Why is he a skellington?
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That wiring is DEFINITELY not up to code!

@LK_877

He was puttin' on the Ritz...

#Monsterdon

Close the coffin lids you ding-dongs! #Monsterdon

yeah, something in the bats screaming is triggering Mason, he's getting all weird and zoomies

#monsterdon

Dammit, angry mobs need lit torches AND pitchforks. #Monsterdon

quack quack cowbell owl hoot meow wilhelm scream choo choo!

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#Monsterdon 🧛 ⛓️ 🧟‍♂️ 😱

Frankenstein's sportcoat is definitely all ruined now

@CactuarJoe he was hoping that with enough electric nipple nipple tweak tweak they could fly fly

but they can already fly, i mean

they're bats

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Dr Frankenstein may not have thought this all the way through
#monsterdon

He isn't falling for the sunk cost fallacy I see
#monsterdon

i think this movie is putrid carrion, dude. i'm going to renounce my work with this film. #monsterdon

Is he wearing a poncho? Why? #Monsterdon

I've met dogs like that at the park, no control -_-; #Monsterdon

Frankenstein has a bat zapper!!

#Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

You know, Frankenstein, one way that Dracula wouldn't have to worry about you driving a stake through his heart while he slept is if he just... kills you. 🤨

#Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

In case you want to see a more interesting film about Mylar:

https://youtu.be/XPMst-sYAPc

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Batzapper

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@ottaross That risks making the movie somewhat coherent though

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This whole thing looks like a Halloween party on ket

Are they all fighting each other now in some climatic battle?

#Monsterdon

Every monday in the library meeting room a local theater company is offering a free stage combat class for recent retirees, free with library card. #monsterdon

old man chased by bats, news at 11

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Pie Jesu Domine....

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Frankenstein and wolfman both use suits? fancy!
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wolfman vs. frankenstein's monster? c'mon. even abbot and costello couldn't make that funny

#monsterdon #draculaprisoneroffrankenstein

we could get togehter and make a tighter film than this

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GOOD. He deserved a bat bite. They all do!

Except the kids.

And that French burlesque lady.

#Monsterdon

"The speed and frequency of the zooming MUST be proportional to the amount of tension and urgency you mean to convey."
#monsterdon

Zoom in on...
nothing
cool
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I call b.s. on the title, none of these vampires are anyone's prisoner #monsterdon

Werewolves? Okay, someone is going to have to answer to Vampire Local 103. We don't work if you're bringing werewolves onto the set.

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Seems a little late to start adding more monsters. #Monsterdon

This movie could have been an email #Monsterdon

I’m pretty sure there are corporate form-filling instructional videos with more plot and more tension than this movie #Monsterdon

ok, I'm confused. Is she a vamper or not? #monsterdon

Pretty sure that whole Frankenstein necrology setup could now fit on a Raspberry Pi and Arduino, with a blinkenlights LED panel. #Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

From beyond the grave? The wolfman wasn't just out there?

#Monsterdon

wait, did the wolf man just make a literal last-ten-minute appearance?

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and so the wolfman called his friends a mummy, an evil clown and idk, let's say, a robot

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If you're bitten by a rubber vampire bat, you turn into a rubber vampire. That's the rule #monsterdon

"Wolfman, Liberator of Dracula, Prisoner of Frankenstein"! #monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🧛 ⛓️ 🧟‍♂️ 😱

Wolfman appears and I realize this movie must've inspired 'What We Do in the Shadows'

There's the Wolfman. We've got 7 minutes left to do an Underworld. #monsterdon

lol, last minute wolfman?!

fuck off

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Doggy?

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WOLF HOWL!

YES! CAN HE SAVE THE DAY!!?

As promised, here comes the Wolfman! We're running out of time, I guess this is the final battle.
#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Okay Pam! This is what Argon Oil can do for you!

Morpho later rose from the grave, founded morphology and never spoke more than one word. #monsterdon #linguistics #sorry

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I do appreciate Amira's loquacity so of course they're gonna kill her off

TOO MANY EYE CLOSEUPS, MOVIE.

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@combatwombat Aargh!! A 5-ad sequence has baffled me

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On aurait pu avoir des Critters. Au lieu de ça, on a des soupirs et des lentes agonies

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Wolf man, you have ten minutes left to make an appearance. #monsterdon

@paco Igor’s eyes will stare upon us no longer.

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To be honest I'd settle for a bunch of extras wearing googly eyes #monsterdon

you got 13 minutes of runtime left, Dr Seward. make the most of it.

#monsterdon

The movie ends(?) as it begins, with annoying-ass bells

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oh, the vampires got Igor

do you get the feeling?

THE FEELING OF PLOT ADVANCEMENT?!

#monsterdon

Yes, when attacked by a vampire bat, try tickling it

#Monsterdon

“How do we make killing Igor sexy?”

“We can’t”

“Ok, Lady V1 is gonna stay a toy bat during this scene then” #Monsterdon

Oh come on, lady vampire. His blood wasn't that good. #Monsterdon

If Doctor Frankenstein is going to have an army of Vampires, he’s gonna need way more coffins than that.
#Monsterdon

When she looked away from Igor, it’s like she looked right at the cameraman, and in my head canon, she feasted on the crew next.

#Monsterdon

I bet they had to wake test audiences up to get them to leave. Never a good sign. #monsterdon

Guess the vampires weren't so controlled.

Lol

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I'm just waiting on the Mummy and the Creature from the Black Lagoon to show up.

#Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

The forlorn townspeople will solve this problem! #Monsterdon

Are we in a spaghetti western now? What is going on?
#Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

also I love that the car feels counter to the plot here, so they just threw a sheet over it in the background. #monsterdon

@combatwombat Is that really all?? 😢

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Someone get some WD-40 for those coffin hinges!

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Anál nathrach, orth\' bháis\'s bethad, do chél dénmha.

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*walks directly into background and falls over* #monsterdon

Another abused bat

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The zooms never cease! #Monsterdon

@Terencio how much chanteuse blood does that take though? can france spare them all??

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getting ready for a full-on Monster Mash
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@Lazarou And the rest was the doctor's monologue with his diary.

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lol, draws a hitler 'tache in ash on him

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An unadvertized Wolfman!? Now we're talking... wait no. Not in this movie. The woflman is gonna be a guy with big mutton chops and no lines who's in one scene isn't he.
#Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

Aaand there’s the racial slur #Monsterdon

"...the Wolfman will arise to help you"
"How will I know him?"
"His name will be Jack."

#Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

Hell yeah Werewolf Wednesday came early! Awooooooo!

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CANDLE MASSAGE TO YOUR HEALTH, SIR #monsterdon

The Foley in this movie was done by ChatGpt.

“Oh, sorry, you’re right. That doesn’t sound like a horse. Here’s what a horse sounds like.”

#Monsterdon

@LingLass WHOM #Monsterdon

sorry lady

that not watch

that candle

#monsterdon #draculaprisoneroffrankenstein

must…not…get pedantic…about "John"…and "Jonathan"…being different names…AGAIN…

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