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No truer word have ever been posted. #Monsterdon

Also, I think that counts as a boob, but that wasn't on my bingo card, so eh.

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That shot he just gave her? What was it? Asking for a friend.

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I think I heard a catbird call #monsterdon

#monsterdon Someone quick, queue up "Is it gettin hot in heeeeere….”

I'm really glad I'm wearing headphones, because imagine having to explain why this movie has so much moaning.

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There is no Maria, only Zuul... #monsterdon

#monsterdon He was horny for a salt lick, she was handy…

#Monsterdon Director: Okay, let's do another smash cut to Maria screaming and making crying orgasm noises!

#monsterdon They aren't vampire fangs as much as they are pecan hullers.

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how has this only been 46 minutes so far

"Writhe on the floor, but don't flash us your minge, it's not that rating we're going for..."

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The foley artists wall poster #monsterdon

im muting until she's done

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i'm losing track of which dude is which

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I feel like I'm still waiting for the movie to progress past its prologue into act I, but the fact is we are more than halfway through it. #monsterdon

@steggy a vampyramid scheme, if you will

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And somewhere, a woman screams, for some reason

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Lots more ads than usual on Tubi tonight ☹️#Monsterdon

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very pleased that the closed caption person correctly identified that as a peacock sound b/c they make the weirdest half cat half bird two third crying baby noises

So, really, Dracula being an elder vampire, just pull out that teensy little pencil stake that got tapped in with a tack hammer. I'm sure he enjoyed the free room-temperature blood, but don't pretend it actually did anything. #Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

So she's sort of a female Renfield?

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Why is this girl still here?
Haven't they finished the script, yet?

In early-1970s TradCath Spain under Franco, the cremation was more tabou than the light necrophilia.

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Get that cat out of here! #Monsterdon

The outlet is for electric coffins.

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seems like a surprisingly-easily controlled dracula if you ask me #monsterdon

“An army of vampires, led by Dracula. The power of all vampires was mine. They would work for me and obey me, without any hesitation.”

Dude, have you ever read anything at all about vampires? That’s not at all how it works.

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Something weirdly Willem Dafoe about Igor. #Monsterdon

"He knew I could drive a silver spike through his heart while he still slept…" But couldn't he, like, kill you first, when he was still awake?

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wait, wat? Dr Frankenstein, I don't believe you've thought through your methodology. #monsterdon

Finally got #Bingo! Laws. Painful this movie is.

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You can do what now?

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mise en scene on this show is not oscar worthy is all I'm saying

This guy's plan is very much 'Underpants Gnomes', isn't it?

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Gypsy girl need bat repellent
Where is your garlic?

I thought she would get got.

Oh no.... a voice over!
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#monsterdon Turn on the Dyson. It has a sufficient amount of….

Suction…

okay, we've jumped to lesbian vampires, but I'm still not sure

why?

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This movie has some of the worst bat shrieking sound effects I've ever heard

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#Monsterdon two! two vampires for the price of one

Girl-on-girl vampire action!
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We've seen this woman a few times now. Surely for a reason? right? #monsterdon

#Monsterdon I see female vampires get better fangs.

That cabaret singer is giving me Laganja Estranja vibes

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@rebeld Transylvania, I reckon. #monsterdon

subtitles misspelling electricity seems on point yeah

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So we're... back in the same castle? For some reason?

That seems to be a lot of work, I mean, making a jar of Instant Dracula just to mix him back up and put him back where you found him

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Aw, Dracula beddy-bye time! You need a glass of blood? You got tigger and eyore? C'mon, we'll read Hamster Huey and the Gooey Kablooey. #Monsterdon

Somehow making out with the body you're about to incinerate just seems *extra* wrong

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They bring Dracula into their home, and he has to provide his own bed?

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Well, they waste no time between emotional triggers

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tucking drac in the for the night :3
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@MatthewTitus88 Maybe this? IMDb trivia: „ Bruno Nicolai's soundtrack score was first used in Justine (1969) by the same director.“ #monsterdon

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So Morpho's job is just to tote ppl around?

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MANDO!
No necrophilia no!

Igor no!!!

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No Igor, you don't know where that's been!

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I guess that counts as forbidden urges. Ick.

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Wait, is she "Bride of Igor" now...?

WTH dude. You're creepy enough already without the incel thing.

I already hate this film

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the music is so random

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@Taweret „The first true zoom lens, which retained near-sharp focus while the effective focal length of the lens assembly was changed, was patented in 1902 by Clile C. Allen“ We know what to do #monsterdon

@yatsu The part where you wake up still in a Jesus Franco movie may need some work. >_> #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon I did not sign up to watch a bat drown.

#monsterdon that's how they cleaned the windows, the ammonia did wonders. Just needed the program, or a newspaper. And to keep the lovely ladies spreadin’ 'em. That's right, splatter over here my dear... that's it... nice and clean.

What is this supposed to be?! Vampire incisors for MARSHMALLOWS?!

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Pretty cool how he reconstituted his clothing, too. #monsterdon

I am beyond angry that they used so many fake bats in this movie and yet used a real bat for this scene

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Spot the fetish #monsterdon

Now that I have Dracula AND Frankenstein's monster, I can REALLY do the Monster Mash! #monsterdon

#Monsterdon is the Foley artist using a tattoo gun to make "electricity noises"

I do love small animals getting mistreated

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ewwwwwwwww. too much blood

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Get that bat outta there you guys

okay yeah imma travel back in time and beat someone involved with this movie with a baseball bat

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I'm out

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Leave that bat alone!

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I don't think Dracula will fit in that beaker

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The bat seems to be enjoying that strawberry juice

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are we bothering to do any “writer’s barely-disguised fetish” on a jess franco movie? #monsterdon

@MatthewTitus88 @bunnyhero It was the breast of hats it was the worst of hats!? #Monsterdon

Yes there is no other way to get blood out of someone, certainly not

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Dr Frankenstein looks like a psychiatrist who refuses to write a letter to your insurance company

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#monsterdon and starring John Belushi as Joe Cocker as Dr. Frankenstein's monster

#Monsterdon frankenstein: "i love legitimate theater"

i mean he's even on a stage!

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@amyfou it's because if she got kidnapped, then he wouldn't have to pay her. #monsterdon

Why's Doctor Frankenstein look like Jeeves? #Monsterdon

OH no! She's being forced to be a telephone operator!

One ringy dingy...

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Wait... was that Dracula's castle? Where were all the area bosses? That guy didn't even fight Death. #Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

@culturednyc Because they coukdn't afford DeBurgh "Don't pay the ferryman?" #JustSpitballin #Monsterdon

#monsterdon I see someone remembered their Christmas decorations for work…

#monsterdon I encountered an 11 inch long 6 inch in circumference banana and I had impure thoughts.

if she speaks french, she gonna be you putaine mère?

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@anne That is really not good carry technique, Frankenstein's monster. #Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

The Monster growled the cancan dancer/singer unconscious??? #Monsterdon

well it was good enough to win Eurovision that year #Monsterdon

Wow, what an amazing fight sequence that was

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Frank, this is not how dating works! We have Tinder now!

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oh, unwelcome fan in the dressing room. #monsterdon