Someone involved was obviously turned on by women making noises of distress, and they're maybe the most annoying sounds in a whole movie of annoying sounds
#monsterdon They aren't vampire fangs as much as they are pecan hullers.
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how has this only been 46 minutes so far
"We've got a part for you. You need to wear red, and deliver us about 20 minutes of demented screaming."
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"Writhe on the floor, but don't flash us your minge, it's not that rating we're going for..."
The foley artists wall poster #monsterdon
im muting until she's done
If this had been made by Jean Rollin, the music would be better, there'd be more (female) skin, the fangs would be twice as long,β¦and it would have made even _less_ sense.
i'm losing track of which dude is which
I feel like I'm still waiting for the movie to progress past its prologue into act I, but the fact is we are more than halfway through it. #monsterdon
@steggy a vampyramid scheme, if you will
And somewhere, a woman screams, for some reason
Lots more ads than usual on Tubi tonight βΉοΈ#Monsterdon
duck quack cowbell coconut clop clop theramin noise
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very pleased that the closed caption person correctly identified that as a peacock sound b/c they make the weirdest half cat half bird two third crying baby noises
So, really, Dracula being an elder vampire, just pull out that teensy little pencil stake that got tapped in with a tack hammer. I'm sure he enjoyed the free room-temperature blood, but don't pretend it actually did anything. #Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein
Gang. I might have forgotten what the spoken word sounds like. I have been so deprived of the sound of another human voice speaking intelligable words for so long now. So very very long.
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So she's sort of a female Renfield?
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Why is this girl still here?
Haven't they finished the script, yet?
In early-1970s TradCath Spain under Franco, the cremation was more tabou than the light necrophilia.
Get that cat out of here! #Monsterdon
The outlet is for electric coffins.
seems like a surprisingly-easily controlled dracula if you ask me #monsterdon
βAn army of vampires, led by Dracula. The power of all vampires was mine. They would work for me and obey me, without any hesitation.β
Dude, have you ever read anything at all about vampires? Thatβs not at all how it works.
Something weirdly Willem Dafoe about Igor. #Monsterdon
"He knew I could drive a silver spike through his heart while he still sleptβ¦" But couldn't he, like, kill you first, when he was still awake?
wait, wat? Dr Frankenstein, I don't believe you've thought through your methodology. #monsterdon
And now I shall take over ze world!
Finally got #Bingo! Laws. Painful this movie is.
You can do what now?
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mise en scene on this show is not oscar worthy is all I'm saying
This guy's plan is very much 'Underpants Gnomes', isn't it?
Gypsy girl need bat repellent
Where is your garlic?
I thought she would get got.
Oh no.... a voice over!
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#monsterdon Turn on the Dyson. It has a sufficient amount ofβ¦.
Suctionβ¦
This movie has some of the worst bat shrieking sound effects I've ever heard
Does this meet the minimum criteria to be considered a "movie" #monsterdon
#Monsterdon two! two vampires for the price of one
Girl-on-girl vampire action!
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We've seen this woman a few times now. Surely for a reason? right? #monsterdon
#Monsterdon I see female vampires get better fangs.
Interesting bit about vampire lore. A stake through the heart does not necessarily kill a vampire, but it will completely immobilize the vampire until the stake is removed. And much like a splinter will work its way out gradually over several weeks, the stake can push out over some decades. The only sure way is to reduce the creature to ash. #Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein
That cabaret singer is giving me Laganja Estranja vibes
@rebeld Transylvania, I reckon. #monsterdon
subtitles misspelling electricity seems on point yeah
@wohali oh yeah you're right! i can't remember what movie for sure though #monsterdon
So we're... back in the same castle? For some reason?
That seems to be a lot of work, I mean, making a jar of Instant Dracula just to mix him back up and put him back where you found him
Aw, Dracula beddy-bye time! You need a glass of blood? You got tigger and eyore? C'mon, we'll read Hamster Huey and the Gooey Kablooey. #Monsterdon
Somehow making out with the body you're about to incinerate just seems *extra* wrong
They bring Dracula into their home, and he has to provide his own bed?
Well, they waste no time between emotional triggers
tucking drac in the for the night :3
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@MatthewTitus88 Maybe this? IMDb trivia: β Bruno Nicolai's soundtrack score was first used in Justine (1969) by the same director.β #monsterdon
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So Morpho's job is just to tote ppl around?
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MANDO!
No necrophilia no!
Igor no!!!
No Igor, you don't know where that's been!
I guess that counts as forbidden urges. Ick.
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Wait, is she "Bride of Igor" now...?
WTH dude. You're creepy enough already without the incel thing.
God dammit Igor #monsterdon
I already hate this film
the music is so random
@Taweret βThe first true zoom lens, which retained near-sharp focus while the effective focal length of the lens assembly was changed, was patented in 1902 by Clile C. Allenβ We know what to do #monsterdon
@yatsu The part where you wake up still in a Jesus Franco movie may need some work. >_> #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon I did not sign up to watch a bat drown.
#monsterdon that's how they cleaned the windows, the ammonia did wonders. Just needed the program, or a newspaper. And to keep the lovely ladies spreadinβ 'em. That's right, splatter over here my dear... that's it... nice and clean.
bro why the fuck you blasting tungsten coils in the air like that?
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What is this supposed to be?! Vampire incisors for MARSHMALLOWS?!
HOW MUCH BLOOD WAS IN THAT LADY #monsterdon
Pretty cool how he reconstituted his clothing, too. #monsterdon
I am beyond angry that they used so many fake bats in this movie and yet used a real bat for this scene
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Spot the fetish #monsterdon
Now that I have Dracula AND Frankenstein's monster, I can REALLY do the Monster Mash! #monsterdon
#Monsterdon is the Foley artist using a tattoo gun to make "electricity noises"
I do love small animals getting mistreated
ewwwwwwwww. too much blood
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Get that bat outta there you guys
okay yeah imma travel back in time and beat someone involved with this movie with a baseball bat
I'm out
Leave that bat alone!
I don't think Dracula will fit in that beaker
The bat seems to be enjoying that strawberry juice
are we bothering to do any βwriterβs barely-disguised fetishβ on a jess franco movie? #monsterdon
@MatthewTitus88 @bunnyhero It was the breast of hats it was the worst of hats!? #Monsterdon
Yes there is no other way to get blood out of someone, certainly not
Dr Frankenstein looks like a psychiatrist who refuses to write a letter to your insurance company
#monsterdon and starring John Belushi as Joe Cocker as Dr. Frankenstein's monster
#Monsterdon frankenstein: "i love legitimate theater"
i mean he's even on a stage!
@amyfou it's because if she got kidnapped, then he wouldn't have to pay her. #monsterdon
Why's Doctor Frankenstein look like Jeeves? #Monsterdon
Wait... was that Dracula's castle? Where were all the area bosses? That guy didn't even fight Death. #Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein
@culturednyc Because they coukdn't afford DeBurgh "Don't pay the ferryman?" #JustSpitballin #Monsterdon
#monsterdon I see someone remembered their Christmas decorations for workβ¦
@anne That is really not good carry technique, Frankenstein's monster. #Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein
if she speaks french, she gonna be you putaine mère?
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#monsterdon I encountered an 11 inch long 6 inch in circumference banana and I had impure thoughts.
So what does Frankenstein want with Dracula? His monster is already alive #monsterdon
The Monster growled the cancan dancer/singer unconscious??? #Monsterdon