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Bit indecisive about that door.

More screeching. So annoying.

The way this man is playing around with doors, I suspect *he* may be a cat #Monsterdon

He did it! He's inside the building! #monsterdon

We've got a whole pet shop here folks

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We're just going to eeease into the plot ...
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it's a door that opens and closes. amazing

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Good grief, just knock already

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Creaky door ASMR. #Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

@neia Barred windows do not bode well. #Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

Is this movie made whole cloth out of stock footage and zooms?
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@allanb "You're using coconuts!" #iMayBeAbot #Monsterdon

Oop, forgot to tune in to Dracula Prisoner of Frankenstein!

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Now we have Carl Sagan's brother

#DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein #Monsterdon

stop making that noise immediately

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Are we sure Jesus Franco didn't also direct Manos: The Hands of Fate?

I'm just saying, dingy camera work, almost non-existent dialogue, bad dubbing... #Monsterdon

Will someone shut that goddamn chimpanzee up!!! #Monsterdon

@ottaross Ed’s budget Foley…we also do musical sores.
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in case you like close ups of a horse's ass, this movie's got you covered... #monsterdon

Guess what?

Horsebutt.

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#monsterdon that horse hoof clicking is worse than the holy grail coconuts

Whoa - a zoom in on the castle. We were not expecting that level of cinematic genius.

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Horsie butts! Accompanied by tinky-tinky sound of someone I don't know bouncing a spoon on a piece of wood that is not how clippy-cloppy sounds foley dudes

Of course, a well-known medical procedure, the stabbing of the eye for no reason

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hey, yaaaah.....s queen

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What's this music? I swear, I've heard variants of it in other places.

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If you can't make Tubi work on your device, try Miru's broadcast ⬆️!

@miru

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#Monsterdon well I'll be a horse's ass!

And now, enjoy a horse's ass. #Monsterdon

BWONG

bing bing bwong

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...lobotomy turns out the lights?

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#monsterdon They should stop trying to use zoom- AHHH!

Movie, I am much less interested in eyeballs than you think #Monsterdon

SOMEONE STOP GIVING CAMERAMAN BOB NEW LENSES

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I always find it strange that Vampires were so common place back then.
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👁️

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but what i wanna know is, why is Dracula always a viejo verde?

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Wait, when is this supposed to take place?

Dude just walked past a 70s or 80s espresso machine on a counter.

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Dialog!? In THIS economy!? #Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

A film that begs the question:

"Were they paying the actors by *syllable*!? SOMEONE ENUNCIATE JUST ONCE!"

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#Monsterdon they found the cheat code: As long as the actors don't say a word, we don't have to pay for dialogue."

@blogdiva Maybe they're still trying to decide which language this is going to be in.

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The dubbing company made out like bandits. What are there, two lines of dialog in this movie? #monsterdon

@blogdiva Is this what "Moody" means?

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haaaaaaaah!

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I already am disoriented!

#Monsterdon I don't have "grown woman paints like a kindergartner" on my bingo card. Does anyone else?

Okay so that spiral staircase shot was actually . . . good?
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Crazy is when bad paint and hum

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I want to support the artist, but...nah.

@ramsey @Louisa I'm kind of hoping there will never be any dialogue.

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so no dialogue just women making low key sex noises i guess

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I paid for a fucking zoom lens we are using it!!!
~Producer
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#Monsterdon Is this one of those movies where it's obvious the director has a type?

Renfeld's had a solid glow-up in this movie, I approve

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Is that the guy who played Count Floyd on SCTV?
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Never mess with the puppet people

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"We can just make fake bat, cat, and bird noises, no one cares about that right?" —this movie

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✅ Real Cat

✅ Fake Bat

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I mean who needs words, right?

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Vamp can't get it up....struggling.....

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A+ kitteh very compelling

Cat jumpscare! So soon?
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#monsterdon The bat effects are AWESOME!!

Wait. Is she bait..?

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Now you're just making it weird, movie.

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#monsterdon This movie is just make work for the eerie music foley team…

Your drunk uncle after the party #monsterdon

Closer...Closer...CLOSER!!!!
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Starting right out with goth girls. I see you Dracula, Prisoner of Frankenstein! #Monsterdon

rather a "dressed up for goth nite" ensemble

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It's an intelligence test.

Bat. Cat. Dog. Birds. Horses. Boobies.

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this is the loudest quiet little village in the world. #monsterdon

Can’t fault the setting… yet
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Another Dracula film where they don't realize that bats flap their wings, even when they're silhouetted against a window.
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🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️ :Coffin

⛓️🔐 PRISONER OF TRIVIA 🔇

Our feature film has plenty of long scenes with no dialog.

🙊 🔇Great Film Sequences With No Dialogue

Evil crop duster scene - North by Northwest
Showdown in the cemetery - The Good, The Bad and The Ugly
Clarice hunted in the dark - Silence of the Lambs

and my favorite...
Jeweled dagger theft - Topkapi (40 minutes of heist without dialogue)

What long scenes without dialogue do you remember?

is this that damned rubber bat again? #monsterdon

Getting that feeling this film isn't going to cash the check the soudtrack is writing out #monsterdon

I'm sure the tops of these buildings will be very important later. #monsterdon

Yikes - that's some annoying screaming right off the bat

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This film is from 1972 but so far it feels solidly 1967. #Monsterdon

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Horsie sign!

Launching my #monsterdon thread for #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein, a movie with probably at least one dracula and one frankenstein. Or maybe Frankenstein (the doctor) captures Dracula (the vampire). I have no idea.

Also I'm told this movie is Italian and has no words. Or very few words. Sounds like a time.

Anyway, monsterdon is the thing where we watch a monster movie every week and praise and/or make fun of it. Mute the hash tag if you think that's lame, otherwise... enjoy?

spanish director, french credits, very silly place

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For some reason the start of this feels like it's leading into an, ". . . IT'S . . . Monty Python's Flying Circus" intro.
But not we just get a foreign language credit sequence.
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titles in french so you know this one is gonna be classy

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A+ fog!

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woah tubi version is heckin W I D E
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just a steel town vamp on a Su-u-unday night
Locked up by a Frankenstein

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This film distributor logo looks... suggestive #monsterdon

And we're away with the Dracula flick. Hmm en francais? Hope it's dubbed - not just because that makes it cheesier, but then I can type without missing much of the dialog

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Horses!

dracula, prisonnier de FRANKENSTEIN

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Joining in for #monsterdon

Church!

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I am #Monsterdon-ing tonight. Filter the hashtag at Will. I’m hopeful there will be bats and electricity with a title like “Dracula, Prisoner of Frankenstein.”

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@bunnyhero @starkraving666 that little scamp #monsterdon

well it was a little weird to watch a mixtape of OH noises, but that’s #monsterdon for you. thanks @Taweret and have a great week everyone 🧟🧛‍♀️

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