@Terencio @strangefour Forbidden Planet was fun to watch imo #monsterdon

OK, this Wolfman versus Frankenstein cage match is pretty great though #Monsterdon

you should've watched a good franco movie like EROTIC RITES OF FRANKENSTEIN #monsterdon

@bk1e #monsterdon If you want a sequel, I suggest you watch this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LplPi2CxNHI

@bk1e

Next Week on #Monsterdon!

I watched Caveman(1981) last night.
The dialog was better than tonight's #monsterdon

@strangefour point taken! #monsterdon

@Configures You know, it runs only a bit longer than today's #monsterdon feature, I wonder whether syncing the camera work for D,PoF to the score for K would be cool or not #monsterdon

🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️

Post Movie WatchVibe (TM)

Analysis⬆️
Outlook ⬇️
Despair ⬆️
Self Care ⬆️

@Terencio Final Wars! Forbidden Planet! To a lesser extent but an 80s classic, The Gate! On the #Monsterdon curve those are high cinema.

@Zerofactorial Yes! It would have to have been better! #Monsterdon

@Crazypedia 🦇 #monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

@brooke Same way the red blood in the bat jar turned into red silk cape lining.
#monsterdon

@davesdogmaggie
#monsterdon

This was not our worst movie. Maybe the biggest waste of time of a "movie."
Didn't even have the dignity to fuck off into the sea at the end. But this is karmic payment for having good movies recently.
#Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

@ramsey

What?! And not have a SEQUEL!?
😅 :dumpsterfire:

#Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe He and Buckaroo Banzai could work on an overthruster that goes through actual Hell. #Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

@springdiesel
And I'm thinking the nearby outlets mean optional vibration mode.

#Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

Watching some Simpsons, because I need something to help me put my brain back together after that #Monsterdon.

I give it a single star on #letterboxd and review some, but not all, of this film's many failings https://letterboxd.com/anderson_petaq/film/dracula-prisoner-of-frankenstein/ #monsterdon

@SnoopJ @Taweret This is a Google AI answer to “what’s a monster movie?” #Monsterdon

I know we all like to kid about how bad these movies are but… okay, Little Shop of Horrors is on tubi but how BORING would that be to watch for #Monsterdon ? Great movie. Horrible choice for what we do.

Anyway, let’s watch it next week.

@cocaine_owlbear Mistakes were made.

#monsterdon

Is there a post-credits teaser? What's next for Dracula and Frankenstein? That movie left me hungry for... literally anything else. #Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

@blogdiva I literally said, "Feck'n now what..." as I read your post and then I got to the #Monsterdon hashtag.🤭 lol

@Taweret

@ryan BTW thanks for the stream, big help tonight (er, well maybe "help" isn't quite the right word but you know)

#Monsterdon

No! You fool! Fuses on all your higher-amperage circuits! Glow resistors are fun for a minute but then you're stuck working with the soldering iron all night, #Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

well, anyway, that was ... 90 minutes of my life, as always thanks to @Taweret for setting things up so capably! Maybe next time we'll get to see the director/screenwriter walk into the ocean with his literally thousands of dollar bills

#monsterdon

@ramsey

Get used to it. The rest of the dialog is very similar...

#Monsterdon

I'm not even sure I can say that was "technically a movie", but at least it got more of an ending than usual? The next time I'm working on a story and don't know how to finish it, I'm bringing in the Wolfman. Goodnight #monsterdon, and thanks @Taweret !

#monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

FIN.

This is the end of a thread about Dracula: Prisoner of Frankenstein, a #Monsterdon thread brought to you by cheap labor and copious amounts of... zooming.

I am a victim of commercials and the movie isn't over yet. Why does the wolfman sound like the monkeymen from the opening of History or the World Part 1? On second thought, don't answer that.

#Monsterdon

So, was that a movie? Good times at the old #monsterdon

#monsterdon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsPdVsIXqzU

Oof. Magic electronic smoke and burnt vamp bat is not a sweet smelling combo. #Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

And now.. Frankenstein just nutted? #Monsterdon

@Lazarou 😂

#Monsterdon

@Taweret I believe they just recorded out in the wild. The music. The animals. The dialog. Just walked around with a tape recorder and dropped some eave. #Monsterdon

Well, my neighbors certainly think it's porn #monsterdon

#Monsterdon
The thing I always console myself with after a movie like this is: somebody probably got paid to make this.

Is any movie I make going to be THIS bad..?

Really helps to take off the pressure.

I had the same reaction to "Bowlopolis".

https://tropedia.fandom.com/wiki/Bowlopolis

Ok @SabiLewSounds You can come out now. #monsterdon is over. 🫂

Those coffins must be really comfortable with those egg crate mattresses.

#Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

Dr. Frankenstein's not-very-well-thought-out-plan didn't go so well... Who would have figured... #Monsterdon

Secretly I love the worst movies the most. Not so secretly too. #Monsterdon

is this porn #monsterdon

Ah, Wolfman showing off that he's got better fake teeth makeup effects. Why is he even here? No idea. #Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

They should take this movie, and take Godzilla Final Wars, and like average them. #monsterdon

Fin. And not a moment too soon. #Monsterdon

I want to know how they got Morpho’s cheeks like that #Monsterdon

Oh damn, Wolfman v. Frankenstein! #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon and they fucked off into the fog

see y'all next week folks! :D

@blogdiva

Eerily prescient, isn't it..?

#Monsterdon

What's up with the peacock bird call at night?

#Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

#monsterdon Dr. F trying to be dramatic there at the end but all I can see when they do that head in the shadows routine is the "Leave Him Alone" guy from Seth Meyers' show

Welp, that's all folks. Moral of the story is... pray to God they don't come to your town, I guess. #monsterdon

That organ music sounds like it's being played at a ballpark #monsterdon

@paco To the fog!

#Monsterdon

“Hurry, to the castle! Hurry! “#Monsterdon

There he is with his plastic teeth.

#Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

FIN

Thank the fucking Universe.

#Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

@Taweret i for one enjoyed this slideshow. thanks!

#monsterdon

Anyway, that was technically an ending, but no one really fucked off into anywhere.

Also the lack of action balances out Final Wars, I guess.

#Monsterdon

Wolfman? How many damn monsters are in this movie? The mummy? Bigfoot?

#Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

Next time, can we watch Children Shouldn't Play with Dead Things?

Late night staple of my tween years.

#Monsterdon

I am so glad that I've been too busy reading toots about the movie to actually watch most of it. I owe you all so much.

#Monsterdon

What in the actual #Monsterdon was that?

FIN

not so much a movie as a slideshow of people mildly inconvenienced in a castle

#monsterdon

If you wanted Superior Beings, you should have booked flights for everyone to Duluth #monsterdon

#Monsterdon everybody in the mob got a torch? good, now hold hands with your sound-off buddy

How does Wolfman have the biggest fangs?

And the peacock is back.

#Monsterdon

Finally, someone ducked!

#monsterdon

@Rozzychan Well, it seems clear that Dr. Frankenstein (though no one ever said his name, we can assume that’s who he was from the title) wanted to control an army of vampires. Beyond that, I have no idea.

#Monsterdon

So, uh, if you pulled out a cross in 1970s Romania, would people look at you funny? (Spain would be more of yeah, sure, whatever)

#Monsterdon

The Wolfman? Oh snap! #Monsterdon

Frankenstein and his monster and the wolfman and a bat attack, and still it’s kind of a dull battle #Monsterdon

I give #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein 1 out of 5 extremely loud bats because it was mostly boring. I would give it 2/5, but I am convinced that at least one innocent bat was harmed in its production, so it loses 1 point for probable animal abuse.

Anyway, it was weird but also boring. Parts of it almost made sense. My favorite part was the grunting and the gratuitous piling on of monsters. The worst part was having too much goddamn screaming.

#monsterdon

@jammerb I think you missed out on a bingo. There were shots fire (at Frankenstein's monster) and I think that Frank and the wolfman were wrestling at some point, right?
#monsterdon

Thanks @Taweret for another swell #Monsterdon

Oh great, suddenly the actors are taking Dr Steward's resurrection/healing scene "seriously".

#Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

They should have foreshadowed this pole arm earlier in the film #monsterdon

Well. That was certainly ... something that someone filmed.

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yy9h2q_dr9k

Auto-roll from tubi: Frankenstein vs Dracula: Assignment Terror

Does it sound better or worse?

#Monsterdon

whelp, that happened

#monsterdon #draculaprisoneroffrankenstein

FIN

#monsterdon

Guess I'll just go stand in my box then.

#Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

well God DID answer my prayers, and finally made this movie end.... #monsterdon

I needed more intoxicants for this movie.

Thanks @Taweret for hosting and @miru for the stream, since mine stopped working.

#Monsterdon

wait? What did you do mr seward?
#monsterdon

Man. I am gonna sleep well tonight. Thanks as always to @Taweret for hosting. Have a great week Monsterdonians. #Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

#Monsterdon
Okay,
Who can summarize the plot?
Anybody?
Anybody?

The doctor just voided his warranty #monsterdon

gave YOU the strength??? Jonathan you didn't do shit. you hung out with some romani, you (probably) stole their awesome blanket, and then you waved a crucifix at some skeletons. you do not deserve to get the last word in a move with barely six words total. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon

WOW.
THAT SURE WAS A MOVIE!

@ColesStreetPothole Well, there WAS some moving organ music...
#Monsterdon

@apLundell maybe now he's Dead 2: 2 Dead 2 Vamp

#monsterdon

#monsterdon for those not watching along at home this movie is one The Mummy shy of a monster-mash #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

Dr Seward _is_ Tuxedo Mask.

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon this fight is great

Another #Monsterdon is in the can!

Thanks to @Taweret for hosting!

Tonight's feature, #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein, from 1972, contained more sound effects than lines. We also had: