Getting that feeling this film isn't going to cash the check the soudtrack is writing out #monsterdon

I'm sure the tops of these buildings will be very important later. #monsterdon

Yikes - that's some annoying screaming right off the bat

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This film is from 1972 but so far it feels solidly 1967. #Monsterdon

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Horsie sign!

Launching my #monsterdon thread for #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein, a movie with probably at least one dracula and one frankenstein. Or maybe Frankenstein (the doctor) captures Dracula (the vampire). I have no idea.

Also I'm told this movie is Italian and has no words. Or very few words. Sounds like a time.

Anyway, monsterdon is the thing where we watch a monster movie every week and praise and/or make fun of it. Mute the hash tag if you think that's lame, otherwise... enjoy?

spanish director, french credits, very silly place

#monsterdon #draculaprisoneroffrankenstein

For some reason the start of this feels like it's leading into an, ". . . IT'S . . . Monty Python's Flying Circus" intro.
But not we just get a foreign language credit sequence.
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titles in french so you know this one is gonna be classy

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A+ fog!

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woah tubi version is heckin W I D E
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just a steel town vamp on a Su-u-unday night
Locked up by a Frankenstein

#monsterdon

This film distributor logo looks... suggestive #monsterdon

And we're away with the Dracula flick. Hmm en francais? Hope it's dubbed - not just because that makes it cheesier, but then I can type without missing much of the dialog

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Horses!

dracula, prisonnier de FRANKENSTEIN

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Church!

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I am #Monsterdon-ing tonight. Filter the hashtag at Will. I’m hopeful there will be bats and electricity with a title like “Dracula, Prisoner of Frankenstein.”

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@bunnyhero @starkraving666 that little scamp #monsterdon

well it was a little weird to watch a mixtape of OH noises, but that’s #monsterdon for you. thanks @Taweret and have a great week everyone 🧟🧛‍♀️

@Copperplate @bk1e #monsterdon lel sorry, thought it would load a preview.

OK, this Wolfman versus Frankenstein cage match is pretty great though #Monsterdon

@Terencio @strangefour Forbidden Planet was fun to watch imo #monsterdon

you should've watched a good franco movie like EROTIC RITES OF FRANKENSTEIN #monsterdon

@bk1e

Next Week on #Monsterdon!

I watched Caveman(1981) last night.
The dialog was better than tonight's #monsterdon

@strangefour point taken! #monsterdon

@Configures You know, it runs only a bit longer than today's #monsterdon feature, I wonder whether syncing the camera work for D,PoF to the score for K would be cool or not #monsterdon

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@Terencio Final Wars! Forbidden Planet! To a lesser extent but an 80s classic, The Gate! On the #Monsterdon curve those are high cinema.

@Zerofactorial Yes! It would have to have been better! #Monsterdon

@brooke Same way the red blood in the bat jar turned into red silk cape lining.
#monsterdon

@davesdogmaggie
#monsterdon

This was not our worst movie. Maybe the biggest waste of time of a "movie."
Didn't even have the dignity to fuck off into the sea at the end. But this is karmic payment for having good movies recently.
#Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

@ramsey

What?! And not have a SEQUEL!?
😅 :dumpsterfire:

#Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe He and Buckaroo Banzai could work on an overthruster that goes through actual Hell. #Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

@springdiesel
And I'm thinking the nearby outlets mean optional vibration mode.

#Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

Watching some Simpsons, because I need something to help me put my brain back together after that #Monsterdon.

I give it a single star on #letterboxd and review some, but not all, of this film's many failings https://letterboxd.com/anderson_petaq/film/dracula-prisoner-of-frankenstein/ #monsterdon

@SnoopJ @Taweret This is a Google AI answer to “what’s a monster movie?” #Monsterdon

I know we all like to kid about how bad these movies are but… okay, Little Shop of Horrors is on tubi but how BORING would that be to watch for #Monsterdon ? Great movie. Horrible choice for what we do.

Anyway, let’s watch it next week.

Is there a post-credits teaser? What's next for Dracula and Frankenstein? That movie left me hungry for... literally anything else. #Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

@blogdiva I literally said, "Feck'n now what..." as I read your post and then I got to the #Monsterdon hashtag.🤭 lol

@Taweret

well, anyway, that was ... 90 minutes of my life, as always thanks to @Taweret for setting things up so capably! Maybe next time we'll get to see the director/screenwriter walk into the ocean with his literally thousands of dollar bills

#monsterdon

@ramsey

Get used to it. The rest of the dialog is very similar...

#Monsterdon

I'm not even sure I can say that was "technically a movie", but at least it got more of an ending than usual? The next time I'm working on a story and don't know how to finish it, I'm bringing in the Wolfman. Goodnight #monsterdon, and thanks @Taweret !

#monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

FIN.

This is the end of a thread about Dracula: Prisoner of Frankenstein, a #Monsterdon thread brought to you by cheap labor and copious amounts of... zooming.

I am a victim of commercials and the movie isn't over yet. Why does the wolfman sound like the monkeymen from the opening of History or the World Part 1? On second thought, don't answer that.

#Monsterdon

So, was that a movie? Good times at the old #monsterdon

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsPdVsIXqzU

Oof. Magic electronic smoke and burnt vamp bat is not a sweet smelling combo. #Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

And now.. Frankenstein just nutted? #Monsterdon

@Lazarou 😂

#Monsterdon

@Taweret I believe they just recorded out in the wild. The music. The animals. The dialog. Just walked around with a tape recorder and dropped some eave. #Monsterdon

Well, my neighbors certainly think it's porn #monsterdon

#Monsterdon
The thing I always console myself with after a movie like this is: somebody probably got paid to make this.

Is any movie I make going to be THIS bad..?

Really helps to take off the pressure.

I had the same reaction to "Bowlopolis".

https://tropedia.fandom.com/wiki/Bowlopolis

Those coffins must be really comfortable with those egg crate mattresses.

#Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

Secretly I love the worst movies the most. Not so secretly too. #Monsterdon

is this porn #monsterdon

Ah, Wolfman showing off that he's got better fake teeth makeup effects. Why is he even here? No idea. #Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

Fin. And not a moment too soon. #Monsterdon

I want to know how they got Morpho’s cheeks like that #Monsterdon

Oh damn, Wolfman v. Frankenstein! #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon and they fucked off into the fog

see y'all next week folks! :D

@blogdiva

Eerily prescient, isn't it..?

#Monsterdon

What's up with the peacock bird call at night?

#Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

#monsterdon Dr. F trying to be dramatic there at the end but all I can see when they do that head in the shadows routine is the "Leave Him Alone" guy from Seth Meyers' show

Welp, that's all folks. Moral of the story is... pray to God they don't come to your town, I guess. #monsterdon

That organ music sounds like it's being played at a ballpark #monsterdon

@paco To the fog!

#Monsterdon

“Hurry, to the castle! Hurry! “#Monsterdon

There he is with his plastic teeth.

#Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

FIN

Thank the fucking Universe.

#Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

@Taweret i for one enjoyed this slideshow. thanks!

#monsterdon

Wolfman? How many damn monsters are in this movie? The mummy? Bigfoot?

#Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

Next time, can we watch Children Shouldn't Play with Dead Things?

Late night staple of my tween years.

#Monsterdon

I am so glad that I've been too busy reading toots about the movie to actually watch most of it. I owe you all so much.

#Monsterdon

What in the actual #Monsterdon was that?

FIN

If you wanted Superior Beings, you should have booked flights for everyone to Duluth #monsterdon

#Monsterdon everybody in the mob got a torch? good, now hold hands with your sound-off buddy

Finally, someone ducked!

#monsterdon

@Rozzychan Well, it seems clear that Dr. Frankenstein (though no one ever said his name, we can assume that’s who he was from the title) wanted to control an army of vampires. Beyond that, I have no idea.

#Monsterdon

So, uh, if you pulled out a cross in 1970s Romania, would people look at you funny? (Spain would be more of yeah, sure, whatever)

#Monsterdon

The Wolfman? Oh snap! #Monsterdon

Frankenstein and his monster and the wolfman and a bat attack, and still it’s kind of a dull battle #Monsterdon

@jammerb I think you missed out on a bingo. There were shots fire (at Frankenstein's monster) and I think that Frank and the wolfman were wrestling at some point, right?
#monsterdon

Thanks @Taweret for another swell #Monsterdon

Oh great, suddenly the actors are taking Dr Steward's resurrection/healing scene "seriously".

#Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

They should have foreshadowed this pole arm earlier in the film #monsterdon

Well. That was certainly ... something that someone filmed.

#Monsterdon

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yy9h2q_dr9k

Auto-roll from tubi: Frankenstein vs Dracula: Assignment Terror

Does it sound better or worse?

#Monsterdon

FIN

#monsterdon

Guess I'll just go stand in my box then.

#Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

well God DID answer my prayers, and finally made this movie end.... #monsterdon

I needed more intoxicants for this movie.

Thanks @Taweret for hosting and @miru for the stream, since mine stopped working.

#Monsterdon

wait? What did you do mr seward?
#monsterdon

Man. I am gonna sleep well tonight. Thanks as always to @Taweret for hosting. Have a great week Monsterdonians. #Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein