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Okay,
Who can summarize the plot?
Anybody?
Anybody?

The doctor just voided his warranty #monsterdon

gave YOU the strength??? Jonathan you didn't do shit. you hung out with some romani, you (probably) stole their awesome blanket, and then you waved a crucifix at some skeletons. you do not deserve to get the last word in a move with barely six words total. #monsterdon

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WOW.
THAT SURE WAS A MOVIE!

@ColesStreetPothole Well, there WAS some moving organ music...
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@apLundell maybe now he's Dead 2: 2 Dead 2 Vamp

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#monsterdon for those not watching along at home this movie is one The Mummy shy of a monster-mash #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

Dr Seward _is_ Tuxedo Mask.

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#Monsterdon this fight is great

Another #Monsterdon is in the can!

Thanks to @Taweret for hosting!

Tonight's feature, #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein, from 1972, contained more sound effects than lines. We also had:

If there's two things this movie loves, it's zooms, and shooting day-as-night. #Monsterdon

No bingo, but I got a symmetry!

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In Dracula's defense, It was not by his hand he was once again given flesh. He was brought here by humans who wished to pay him tribute! #monsterdon

HOO BOY

Welp I'd say something like "of all the movies we've ever watched that was certainly one of them", but I'm dubious that actually counted as a movie.

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Oh laws. Eighty-two minutes we can't ever get back. Thanks, everyone! It was.... well, it was.

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WTF?!

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#Monsterdon did… did the monster just spoo all over the floor, or did he die?

Did Dracula "spread fear and terror"? Or did he bite two and a half people and then get lanced?

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AND JUST LIKE THAT IT'S OVER.
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Organ plays... "Frankenstein, for men. By Dior."

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"Thanks to God"?? How about thanks to WOLFMAN???

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Stay Tuned for Dracula Prisoner of Frankenstein 2: The Skeleton Wars.

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So all the monsters are dead now? Even Wolfman? #Monsterdon

What the fuck did God even do, huh? What did YOU even do? Taking credit for the werewolf again you bastard.

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This scene is OMG so fucking great!!!!

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@wohali

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That might be the best thing to come out of this film existing.

Who are all these people looking on at the end? I only recognize one of them!

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“Mournful funeral music”

Music is literally just a standard organ chorale of the type you could hear any Sunday morning #Monsterdon

My drugstore discount Halloween skeleton looks better than these
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Oh, huh, apparently there were other people around, who knew

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#Monsterdon As far as I can tell, literally all of Frankenstein's dialogue is ADR, and like… why? It's not the dub, the guy's lips never move.

This is quite the hug fight! #Monsterdon

Poor Igor. #Monsterdon

Frankenstien's monster is showing us his O face

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Doc Frank burned some random Dracula and now he's gonna go stab the others because...
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THIS DOES NOT FOLLOW ANY KNOWN NATIONAL ELECTRICAL CODE

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@stragu Yeah, just bigger teeth. #Monsterdon

just imagining each actor in this, off in a booth, howling in agony for 5 minutes

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Does this movie make any more sense if you're not distracted and trying to come up with snarky remarks?

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@CactuarJoe Turns out we didn't actually have enough horse booty shots in this film #monsterdon

There's always that sense of disappointment when you arrive late to a vampire impaling. Just puts a damper on the whole night.

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@TerryHancock nothing a few quick stitches won't fix

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This movie is lucky that Indy Pacers are getting curbstomped by OKC Thunder, or I would have tuned out entirely. #Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

so we got Wildcard Wolfman, vamp v vamp, vamp v Doctor, and then the Village People show up?

one hell of a party.

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I like how the Frankenstein monster's stitches are basically red magic marker. #Monsterdon

How many filaments did they go through?

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I just got home so missed almost all of #Monsterdon but a quick scan of the posts indicates I probably know as much of WTF is going on as the people watching? Basically the movie sucks (blood) and (because) everyone in it are Vampire or something I dunno

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Frankenstein's Monster looks like he has had a ROUGH day, man.

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*awooo*
"finally a noise that isn't totally repulsive"
/wolfman starts dealing with a sinus infection
"okay well that was a nice 15 seconds or so in the film"

WELCOME TO MONSTER WRESTLEMANIA!
Out title match is Frankenstein vs the Wolfman! . . . wait where the fuck is Dracula?
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“You have betrayed me”

My dude, you drowned him in blood in a mason jar. I don’t think that’s a cause for extreme devotion

Also, like, Surprise Wolfman wasn’t in the contract #Monsterdon

um, Doctor

is that a WOODEN STAKE.

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some Mexican wrestling women would really spice this up about now #Monsterdon

So, mastermind just kills Dracula? That's anticlimactic

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So little happens, my bingo card isn't even half full.

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Excuse me, sir, we already have enough monsters in this film, so please show yourself out #monsterdon

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Wow. Frankenstein has a change of heart now? That's how it ends..?

“With no thought of gratitude for what I have done, you have betrayed me.”

You know what, Dr. Frankenstein? You are an asshole. You deserved to be feasted upon by the vampires!

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@steggy mist nets!

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#Monsterdon oh hell, I've resorted to poop jokes.

#Monsterdon ladies and gentlethings, we have WOLFMAN

spear (and magic helmet?)

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#Monsterdon oh no! Dr. Frankenstein is constipated!

Okay, but this is a better fight than mummy versus robot

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So they switched from doing only zooms to jump cuts. Can't say the editor can't learn new tricks #monsterdon

#Monsterdon lady on screen: "the wolf-man will come tonight. i know he will. he will come." monsterdonners: 😉

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I have not been able to fill in my bingo card because I don't understand this movie well enough to know whether these things have occurred

Dr Frankenstein, don't you CONTROL the bats? Why did you _have_ to kill it?

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Gary. Gary-man.

Just do the reading the next time or you'll get kicked out of book club.

Sheesh.

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There's still time for luchadors

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RIP rubber bat. If only you could’ve shut up. #monsterdon

She needs to watch more footage of All-Might saying "I am here!" before trying it out on a guy who just woke up. #Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

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Laughs continuously for the last five minutes of movie while bat chases Frankenstein and Wolfman tears up the script with his teeth!

Not sure if fight or foreplay

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"Random Bat, attacker of Frankenstein, creator of Frankenstein's Monster, enemy of Wolfman, liberator of Dracula, prisoner of Frankenstein"! #monsterdon

Oh, he fried the bat, how evil!
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I think this bat chase could just be ended with a large flyswatter or a badminton racquet

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çorpses #monsterdon

We're being sued for using Dracula and Frankenstein? Let's make it worth it and throw in the wolfman too.

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oh god no
that poor bat

what the fuck man
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That's not a wolf man, that dude just needs a bath!

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Wait it's an undead wolfman? How is he from beyond the grave? Is the wolfman Seward? What is even going on.
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The other way to kill a vampire: Bug Zapper. #Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

We finally get monster vs monster fighting but its so late it's hard to care anymore #Monsterdon

Yeah, it's pretty bad. Not bad enough to win awards, but there's still time... #Monsterdon

You know what. Just kill Dr. Frankenstein. Let all the vampires “live.” They’re merely caught up in this madness.

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You know what this movie needs now? Luchadoras

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So, is it canon that a werewolf must be present if Dracula is in town? #monsterdon

@Taweret Especially those of us with ADHD/AuHD. #Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

@wohali Frankenstein's Monster forgot to let Wolfman sniff his hand first, now look what's happening

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Hello low budget wolfman. Goodbye low budget wolfman making sad puppy noises.
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Give him the chair!

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Where did Frankenstein's monster come from all of a sudden??

Whatever, shit's actually happening, I'm not complaining

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Childhood arguments over who’d win in a fight are getting settled TO-night!

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I hope the bats kill everyone
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@TerryHancock That's asking a lot 😂🍿

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Wolfman between the legs is my favorite part of this movie.
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Bit disappointed by the wolf man, to be honest. I expected more wolf and less man.
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These fainting beds are doing a lot of heavy lifting in this movie #monsterdon

Character development? Who needs character development?

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