Wolfman! Run around for a while! But whatever you do... DON'T TALK! #monsterdon

@ColesStreetPothole

Abbott and Costello could still save this thing.

#Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

MONSTER MASH TIME
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Wolfman quick, wipe off his make up!
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The wolfman moves like Mac as the Night Man #monsterdon

@RobynGoodfellow@mastodon.murkworks.net More like Barkour!

#DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein #Monsterdon

Wolf man parkour!

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Somebody please give them a folding chair and make my dreams come true.

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It's a movie about both Dracula and Frankenstein, so of course there has to be a werewolf! #Monsterdon

Wolfman Parkour #Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

"the combat I see is terrible" just like this alleged script amirite

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wolfman ex machina #monsterdon

6:52 minutes left, and wolf man howls and finally gets on with it.

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YAAAASSSS the monster vs wolfman!

We know it's good because of the trumpet music.

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Somebody get Wolfman a lozenge.

#Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

this is the time of monsters.

and LARGE farmbuildings.

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What use is a wolf man?
He can't even open doors by himself.

@Taweret ♫ this is the ultimate showdown (of ultimate destiny) ♫

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There is ZERO chance the dub has any connection whatsoever with the original “script” of this movie.

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"The movie's going to end soon, should we do anything?" "Nah" #monsterdon

Oh NOW the movie develops a sense of urgency #Monsterdon

white teeth for this wolfman. I wonder if he uses oralB or colgate
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Are those the birds from dude where's my car?

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#Monsterdon poor morpho, taken down by a rubber bat

Some truly bad bat effects #Monsterdon

Is this that "Dark Universe" thing Universal kept trying to make happen?

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Is the Doctor the Wolfman now?

Peacocks at this time of night?

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No. That's probably asking too much.

OK now I understand why the vampires don't have actual fangs, if that's the fangs they had available #monsterdon

@srol also the bad lighting #monsterdon

@annathepiper As would all things. #monsterdon

It's like the voice has to cut in to wake us up and let us know that something is trying to happen in the movie. #Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

@RobynGoodfellow Lots of vampire ass.

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Wolfman ex Machina!!!

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Here he comes to save the day
Wolf man!
Is that hair or mud on his face?

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...AND POSSIBLY THE MOVIE..?

@apLundell "Turn on the Mothman Signal!"
"All signals are Mothman signals!"

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Speak. Ubu. Speak #Monsterdon

Vampire lady hissing like a cat at that bad dog man.

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"do you like my oncall squeaky bat?" #monsterdon

“This is the church, and this is the steeple…”

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Wow. Wolfman has some chocolate sprinkles melted on his face or something. Is that brownie mix?
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OMG! Wolf man is here! Come on! Let's end this thing!

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What has wolfman been sticking his face in? #Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

Who is the lady with the pan of sand? She's the first character who can hold my attention.

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Lady Death is taking out Igor for getting frisky with the corpses earlier. She brooks no shit. I hope she kills everyone.

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Eddie? #Monsterdon

RIP Awoo bot 😔
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Almost the title of the movie, spoken as dialogue. But not quite. #Monsterdon

So a gypsy protagonist? #Monsterdon

@Crazypedia And Bob! #Monsterdon

tortilla terror?

like the spanish tortilla that's like a quiche, you know

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Awooooooo

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@JoeWynne No disagreement

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well done carrying the lady, Convenient Extras #Monsterdon

It's just so bad. The anxious humming didn't help at all

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You’re winding the camera too slow! Also, why are you using a hand-cranked camera? #Monsterdon

I will die soon if this movie doesn't end. #monsterdon

You really should get a guy in to spray some lithium grease on those coffin hinges, lady. #Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

SO MUCH....SHATNER....ACTING

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Wolf man, get your ass here, already!

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Remember what I said, about the wolf man? He's got nards. You must remember

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"...remember the tooth!"

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#monsterdon Mofre Om Nom Nom 'gasms...

@mmezabet I was staring at one scene trying to figure out whether the woman was the brunette or the redhead #monsterdon

And now some spaghetti western musical stings?
Now I want Dracula in the old west packing six shooters and killing the sheriff.
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And there we have it, more of that stunning musical score, overlayed on the ultimate in foley. Isn’t it Ed’s Discount Foley who did this? I hear they also do music.
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getting the feeling that none of this is going to be satisfactorily paid off in the next 10 minutes #monsterdon

“The devil has challenged us … and we will win the battle” #Monsterdon

what's the Spanish horror B-movie equivalent to "spaghetti Western"?

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@ramsey

The new object of my fetish

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...Jonathan is in this movie?

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Wait - the bat can't bite Igor. What are they going to do with a vampire-Igor? It breaks all the rules.

What's next, a Frankenstein's monster with vampire teeth?

Sequel material?

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I love that two of the character names are Amira and Maria, except that I don't because I'm having a hard enough time telling these brunettes apart as it is.

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Nice poncho, dude. Where's Clint?
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@srol maybe Dr F used a bit too much horned lizard dna in his dracula revival project. Your scientists were too preoccupied with whether they could etc. etc.

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I think MST3K would have had a hard time with this one.

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@arrjay there was a plot?? #Monsterdon

we could've watched baby leonardo dicaprio trying to act through a movie about evil tribbles

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This sling will heal your concussion, Doctor! #Monsterdon

@paco I think cabaret singer wasn't turned into a vampire, she was set down next to some tongues of flame though #monsterdon

#monsterdon "so make sure you wiggle your fingers so the rubber bat looks like it's alive when it bites you, ok?"

You know, that scene in the bar from before could have just been a normal scene from this movie where everyone poses, nobody talks, and a voice-over narrator tells us Igor is a mute. And a corpse-licking freak. #Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

Will morpho get better as a vampire or even worse?
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Oh, Morpho gets it. What a shame.

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That's what a ket head looks like when they die, remember that....

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Lady Dracula 1 is going on a rampage and I am here for it.

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@wohali finally team dracula has one up on team frankenstein!

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I don't usually like comic relief, but this movie could use a couple of those kinds of scenes I think #monsterdon

More church bell! #Monsterdon

@strangefour@retro.pizza At least we got to see horses again! They're the only bright spot in the film.

#DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein #Monsterdon

@wohali yeah pole arms ftw!

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AND A GOOD COFFIN MORNING TO YOU, VAMPIRE LADY #monsterdon

Igor could surely be the WD-40 spokesperson and get a little extra income on the side.

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Hell, Igor can't even speak and he's had more dialog time than some of the other characters
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Batarang strikes again!

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Plot?
Who needs a script.
Plots are for amateurs.

Did any shot NOT zoom?

#monsterdon

Morpho has become Draino.

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Eye-gor is literally the only actor looking like he's having any fun in this movi... aaaaaand not anymore.

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