I missed today's #Monsterdon tooting but it looks like I didn't miss much.

@huronbikes That's what happens when you don't peer-review your research plan. #monsterdon

@ramsey
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That bat wasn't even flapping. Just up down up down levitating crap. Nobody's scared of that.

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@Terencio lol, same! From the sublime to the ridiculous! #Monsterdon

Well, that was a thing that we did.

Thanks to @Taweret and @Cherizilla!

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@Lazarou I gotta catch up when I get better internet, then!

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And we ended the way we started, not knowing who anyone was, or why we should care.

Regardless, we tooted, and spread the pain around.

Til next time, maybe we should make better choices....

Who am I kidding.

Thanks everyone, and thanks always to @Taweret for hosting.

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Buying Alaska my ass.
This movie was the real Seward's Folly!
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Wolfman looks a bit like he may have nutted. #Monsterdon

And that's a wrap.
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this has been the end of a #monsterdon viewing of "Dracula, Prisoner of Frankenstein"

and I think this quote from the beginning third of the movie sums it up pretty well: https://tacobelllabs.net/@arrjay/114650778480478606

So wait... Dr Frankenstein is the hero of the picture who slayed all the monsters? wtf
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going to petition @ryan to change the @miru end screen from "Thanks for watching!" to "Sorry you had to watch that :("

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See, there's no differential treatment of actresses in this movie. Frankenstein's monster also had to moan sexilly and reveal extra skin while being electrocuted.
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Gosh that movie sucked. Two thumbs down for Dracula, Prisoner of Guinea Pig Screams.

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Welp, that’s another 90 min of my life gone. As always, the real bloodsuckers are the #Monsterdon s we meet along the way

Or something. I cannot grammar after so much 💩-posting

Frank has seen some shit.
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Wow, somebody didn’t fuse their circuits. No way that’s up to code… #Monsterdon

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AND YET...

STILL BETTER THAN THE BEE GIRLS!

You know we could've watch some Duckula toons instead of this #Monsterdon

And boom - it's the abrupt ending we all know and love from #monsterdon

That was awful, I had a blast. #monsterdon

I need a sequel where they just kill Dr. Frankenstein over and over for 82 minutes.

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Franky is afraid! He's petrified.
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this dreck ending with "FIN" is killing me

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Wait, the doctor is giving a victory speech, and it was Frankenstein who killed the vampires?

I don't frikken understand.

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What exactly did you do Dr Sewel?

Look like the Wolfman did the hard work there....

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Well that was some annoying nonsense. We made it! Thanks @Taweret for hosting and everyone for making this fun :D #monsterdon

No. God had nothing to do with this movie. #monsterdon

And wait so did Wolfman die?
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Vampire hunters are too late.
Plastic skeletons have replaced the vampires.
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In the 1 minute we have left, PLEASE KILL DR. FRANKENSTEIN!

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At least the bones are quiet.

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you didn't buy that in a classroom supply store at all

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A completely cleaned skeleton! It must be Dracula. Goodnight, folks

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Wait, why didn't he turn into a bat again? Why is he a skellington?
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That wiring is DEFINITELY not up to code!

Close the coffin lids you ding-dongs! #Monsterdon

yeah, something in the bats screaming is triggering Mason, he's getting all weird and zoomies

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Dammit, angry mobs need lit torches AND pitchforks. #Monsterdon

quack quack cowbell owl hoot meow wilhelm scream choo choo!

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Frankenstein's sportcoat is definitely all ruined now

@CactuarJoe he was hoping that with enough electric nipple nipple tweak tweak they could fly fly

but they can already fly, i mean

they're bats

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Dr Frankenstein may not have thought this all the way through
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He isn't falling for the sunk cost fallacy I see
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Is he wearing a poncho? Why? #Monsterdon

I've met dogs like that at the park, no control -_-; #Monsterdon

Frankenstein has a bat zapper!!

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You know, Frankenstein, one way that Dracula wouldn't have to worry about you driving a stake through his heart while he slept is if he just... kills you. 🤨

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In case you want to see a more interesting film about Mylar:

https://youtu.be/XPMst-sYAPc

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Batzapper

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@ottaross That risks making the movie somewhat coherent though

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This whole thing looks like a Halloween party on ket

Are they all fighting each other now in some climatic battle?

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Every monday in the library meeting room a local theater company is offering a free stage combat class for recent retirees, free with library card. #monsterdon

old man chased by bats, news at 11

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Pie Jesu Domine....

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Frankenstein and wolfman both use suits? fancy!
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wolfman vs. frankenstein's monster? c'mon. even abbot and costello couldn't make that funny

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we could get togehter and make a tighter film than this

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GOOD. He deserved a bat bite. They all do!

Except the kids.

And that French burlesque lady.

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Zoom in on...
nothing
cool
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I call b.s. on the title, none of these vampires are anyone's prisoner #monsterdon

Seems a little late to start adding more monsters. #Monsterdon

This movie could have been an email #Monsterdon

I’m pretty sure there are corporate form-filling instructional videos with more plot and more tension than this movie #Monsterdon

ok, I'm confused. Is she a vamper or not? #monsterdon

Pretty sure that whole Frankenstein necrology setup could now fit on a Raspberry Pi and Arduino, with a blinkenlights LED panel. #Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

From beyond the grave? The wolfman wasn't just out there?

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wait, did the wolf man just make a literal last-ten-minute appearance?

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and so the wolfman called his friends a mummy, an evil clown and idk, let's say, a robot

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If you're bitten by a rubber vampire bat, you turn into a rubber vampire. That's the rule #monsterdon

"Wolfman, Liberator of Dracula, Prisoner of Frankenstein"! #monsterdon

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Wolfman appears and I realize this movie must've inspired 'What We Do in the Shadows'

There's the Wolfman. We've got 7 minutes left to do an Underworld. #monsterdon

lol, last minute wolfman?!

fuck off

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Doggy?

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WOLF HOWL!

YES! CAN HE SAVE THE DAY!!?

As promised, here comes the Wolfman! We're running out of time, I guess this is the final battle.
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#monsterdon Okay Pam! This is what Argon Oil can do for you!

Morpho later rose from the grave, founded morphology and never spoke more than one word. #monsterdon #linguistics #sorry

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I do appreciate Amira's loquacity so of course they're gonna kill her off

TOO MANY EYE CLOSEUPS, MOVIE.

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@combatwombat Aargh!! A 5-ad sequence has baffled me

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On aurait pu avoir des Critters. Au lieu de ça, on a des soupirs et des lentes agonies

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Wolf man, you have ten minutes left to make an appearance. #monsterdon

@paco Igor’s eyes will stare upon us no longer.

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To be honest I'd settle for a bunch of extras wearing googly eyes #monsterdon

The movie ends(?) as it begins, with annoying-ass bells

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oh, the vampires got Igor

do you get the feeling?

THE FEELING OF PLOT ADVANCEMENT?!

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Yes, when attacked by a vampire bat, try tickling it

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“How do we make killing Igor sexy?”

“We can’t”

“Ok, Lady V1 is gonna stay a toy bat during this scene then” #Monsterdon

Oh come on, lady vampire. His blood wasn't that good. #Monsterdon

When she looked away from Igor, it’s like she looked right at the cameraman, and in my head canon, she feasted on the crew next.

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I bet they had to wake test audiences up to get them to leave. Never a good sign. #monsterdon

Guess the vampires weren't so controlled.

Lol

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I'm just waiting on the Mummy and the Creature from the Black Lagoon to show up.

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The forlorn townspeople will solve this problem! #Monsterdon

Are we in a spaghetti western now? What is going on?
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also I love that the car feels counter to the plot here, so they just threw a sheet over it in the background. #monsterdon