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30 Minute Poll
What type of entity is a Vampire that has been reanimated?
Un- Undead = Alive (The Double Negative Imperative)
Reanimated = Zombie (The Don't Overcomplicate Obligation)
Reanimated Vampire = Zombie Vampire (The Compulsory Additive Theorem)
Something else you will explain somehow
That's ok, we don't need to see the weird Igor guy kissing the burlesque dancer's corpse actually
Gah, someone call the FSPCA!!!!!!
Again, this is interesting because my generation is very much interested in how to regain youth by the introduction of any fluids or essences from the young.
Goddamn it Frankenstein I went to a lot of work to kill that bat
Toaster's ready. Again. #Monsterdon
As home-made Halloween costumes go, this Frankenstein isnβt too bad
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Is he collecting orgone energy?
Huh. So *this* is Martinizing. #Monsterdon
Bullets don't just, like, stop when they hit a person. I'm sorry, Monsieur Policeman, but you just killed the woman.
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@sealawyer haven't seen a single cigarette though
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for some reason that one guy tried to grab Frankenstein and just kinda bounced off and gave up
okay i do enjoy a mad scientist lab
@bunnyhero I can't not think of....#monsterdon
A woman in lingerie strapped to a table, finally we get back to this movie's core competencies
@bunnyhero "Did he just make the yummy sound?"
What even. What is up with this monster makeup. Are you fucking kidding me.
Also, is that Jim Belushi?
Is he on a mission from God?
She's singing, "I'd do ANYTHING to get out of this film!" right? #monsterdon
There have been more words spoken in this movie in French than English
le BOUM!
#monsterdon This movie would be so easy to nap throughβ¦
There was no way they were going to blow their limited makeup budget on Frankenstein's monster.
dogshit awakening sequence though, he woke up BEFORE the electricity????
There was an actors' guild strike while this film was being made. The director didn't get in trouble, though, because he just made a film without acting.
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A better monster than I would have expected from this movie, considering what's (not) happened so far
#monsterdon I could have lived without a Morpho closeup.
Someone should have told this actress *where* the thing she is supposed to look at in fear is
#Monsterdon God damn it movie, you can't both have no dialogue AND no lighting.
Dracula has been dead for all of what 30 seconds? Very exciting
This stake-through-the-heart process really saves on shipping costs. I mean that must be a hundredfold weight reduction.
look, if you're going to overdub la la la, you could at least match it to the lip movements
reactivate the body? with the fresh blood of a young girl????
#monsterdon Was there a time jump I missed?
Before we were in the old timey days, but now we're in the 1970s?
I would love to have been the dialog coach on this movie. #monsterdon
I would say the subtitles being out of sync on this is a problem, but I don't think even if they were in sync it would help
That bat is crap
#monsterdon There is also no dialog in the future, apparently..
#monsterdon Women! Maybe theyβll fetch us coffee!
@allanb I admit I wouldn't want that guy to use my bathroom either >_> #Monsterdon
Worst telegram service ever.
This dude is on a Elon amount of Ketamine....
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An Igor has appeared..?
Or perhaps a bug-eater. Hard to tell on this one...
[mumbling continues]
I'm a bit confused by the events here. It was day time, and the dracula was sleeping, and that makes sense. And the dracula was also a bat and that makes sense. But why was the bat screeching before the hunter guy found the dracula in the coffin?
Was it a different vampire? Did it just screech so much that it got tired and fell asleep?
"The salt, the pepper, the bay leaves! The green wood, the ashes, the barbecue sauce!" #Monsterdon
Anyway, undeterred by the bat alarms, Vampire Hunter Guy walks a few feet into the castle and finds a coffin which contains a sleeping Dracula (it is daytime). He stabs it with a stake and then it turns into a bat and dies.
Really poor security on the coffin there, dracula. At least hide your coffin a little deeper in your castle where randos can't just just find it.
I'm glad the pacing of tonight's film has allowed me time to work on other projects as well...
Oh, this is van Helsing. Probably.
#Monsterdon I understand folks needed a break after the methamphetamine fueled intensity of Godzilla Final Wars, but we might have swung too far in the other direction.
Serious question - curious why the windows are barred? Is it the obvious (so no one falls out), or some other reason? In old movies, which are obviously completely historically accurate, I never see those, but I assume this is on location somewhere and those bars are real?
@SnoopJ Paid, you say?
elaborate door operation training sequence
wandering around looking for dracula and/or frankenstein 8 hour ASMR mix #monsterdon
Somebody sexually harassing a chimp in the background...
@culturednyc You didn't miss much so far. This woman took off her boots. Two guys said "HA" to horses. Now some dude's walking in a town, silently. #monsterdon
"(wind blowing)"
"(bird cawing)"
"(wind whistling)"
"(footsteps tapping)"
"(thing happening [j/k lol])"
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They're pulling out of the stops now with the horse clopping
oh, cβmon man, stop with the irises. you ainβt BuΓ±uel
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Why the nail in the eye?
Why?
Sounds like they got the budget foley guy.
CW for eye contact i guess
@Bluedepth ikr. Please go back to no dialogue, film! #monsterdon
Thanks, you're an ophthalmologist, we get it, we get it
BONG!
The animals have all the dialogue so far.
Not complaining
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I'm not sad about anything yet, but neither is that crying guy
DAY PRETENDING TO BE NIGHT!
#monsterdon Dialog so far: random screeching..
"Oh, sounds like a woman being murdered in the next room. Huh. Well, not my problem." #Monsterdon
#monsterdon I half expexcted a Kookiburra Bird call
Dialogue didn't make it to the film set yet, should be any second now
I VANT your BOOTS!!! #monsterdon
dat chiaroscuro
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What is going on, so far we've had tourist shots and startled animals....is there film?
uh-oh, i think this one is gonna be in Aitaliano. weβll seeβ¦
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someone go halp that bat!
Is the camera going to have the zoomies all night?
A+ mist-shrouded castle in the opening.
Almost kind of sad I missed tonight's #Monsterdon because it sounds like it was so absolutely awful it was kind of film a bestie & I would enjoy. Maybe we need a redux, @kaizan ? #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein
@starkraving666 the best part imo #monsterdon
#Monsterdon too, tonight.
@diazona You are definitely 3 minutes better off than the rest of us. #monsterdon
@strangefour Pray, what were these "good movies" of which you speak? #monsterdon
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Now THAT is a scary thought!
To give credit where it's due, the *atmosphere* did largely work.
Despite the goofy eye zooms.
@strangefour He is all of us.
@davesdogmaggie @Taweret "dropped some eave" πΉ
this movie feels like a plagiarized essay about what a monster movie is
Oh and happy pre birthday @blogdiva
Well, I can see why Frankenstein would be worried. Those werewolves totally kick ass in the Underworld movies.
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@Zerofactorial Maybe they coulda used written dialogue like in old-fashioned silent movies. #monsterdon
they were clearly setting up for a sequel too, holy shit