And we just jumped from the 1890s to the 1970s just like that. #Monsterdon

I was hoping these folks would end up grunting through the entire dialogue.

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this was a real coup for the Mute Actor’s Guild #Monsterdon

I like that men in the 70s weren't so self-conscious about their bald spots

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@blue I'm worried, I feel like any conversation is going to be a hard bar to cross
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Hooray for more tap dancing horses!
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Two words... Sounds like... #Monsterdon

I appreciate the sound effects being included in the closed captions.

#DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein #Monsterdon

This guy with all the grunting has the best acting till now.
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Ah yes, the 42 year old guy who comes to the bar and pretends to be a disabled old man, pay no attention to him

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Igor sighting
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TORGO!

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"I sent my servant...." I already hate him. #monsterdon

Oh, here's tonight's Torgo! Let's all give him a round of applause, hello Torgo! #Monsterdon

Two words.. sounds like "Sed a give"? #Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

F our double scotch and water!

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Looks like whoever that character is, is searching in vain, constipated vanity. Waddle Waddle. Drip drip.

"Y'ALL GOT ANY TOILETTES??!?" #monsterdon

ah yes, vinyl, classic doctors bag

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She’s singing the song from “Baby Button Eyes.”

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"I sent my servant to the countryside"
Who is talking here? A narrator? He couldn't have chimed in earlier? #Monsterdon

And it's slur o'clock, right on time.

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@anne Hahaha! It does sound a little bit like him.

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Okay, opening up with the foley track instead of dialogue. This is a normal cinematic thing to do. #Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

…sevrant? #monsterdon

Academy Award performances in this for sure.
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#Monsterdon oh Roma racism, that's refreshing.

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I'm looking forward to seeing the sound effects credit being something like, "Pierre, in his kitchen."

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toilettes 🚽 #monsterdon

Geez, this movie is suddenly very chatty #monsterdon

Is Alyra gonna become vampire food?
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"What is it?"
Where?

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@kcarr2015 I learned about this today: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AXPnH0C9UA

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Heh. Cock.
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#monsterdon Find us "One eerie Lute" down at the craft-services-table, STAT!

They couldn't afford an actual script so they just got a dude with a sound board. I'm waiting for that one synth hit they all use, you know the one. #Monsterdon

Ah no, he's the John (Seward).

I kind of love how every Dracula adaptation mashes up all the characters and names in all different possible combinations

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It Maxwell the vampire hunter with his stake and silver hammer.

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@ryan ["anxious music"] #Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

@Taweret awoooooga! whoop-whoop-whoop!

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where is this movie GOING?

actually,. where is this movie SET?

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"Who was that wanker on the coconut horses?"
"Dunno"
"Continue our weird local customs!"

#Monsterdon

@log you've only missed, like, 3 lines of dialogue. I'm not exaggerating. Lots of pretty buildings, nice music, and "Halloween Sounds" noises, though.

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Damn, this director really likes the zooming in and out!
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Omg no... the cute little fuzzy bat...
I'm going to pretend he's just sedated.
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RUINT.

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@Violinknitter he has to go build Frankenstein #Monsterdon

Wow! First dialogue in the film!

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When the horses go by, i start hearing the catsnboots song.

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The lighting is so bizarre it has to be on purpose. #Monsterdon

NGL, I'll take the no talking over the voiceover every time

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Hoop ear rings are hot

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I know they're wearing 70s clothes, but I don't trust this movie enough to believe it's supposed to be taking place in the 70s and not the 1890s

#Monsterdon

We interrupt your high concept no-dialog art film with Dracula for some reason to bring you....racism.

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A hammered dulcimer can sound like that, too, if the strings are plucked, but I’ve never heard anyone play a hammered dulcimer that way.

(I have a hammered dulcimer and can sort of play it.)

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Finally, some dialog... and... um... it's *this*..?

All the dialog is offscreen. Haha I said “all” the dialog. #Monsterdon

You know this movie is fiction because in real life Steve Bannon is allies with the bloodsucking monsters. #monsterdon

@Taweret@timeloop.cafe Now if only they were arranged into comprehensible sentences!

#DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein #Monsterdon

Honestly, I think I like this whole no-talking thing.

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"(anxious music)"

The soundtrack has gotten fed up with the lack of emoting and decided to compensate

#Monsterdon

@Newpa_Hasai @apLundell

Good pick. You mean the original silent one, right?

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oh that was seward?

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OK, now I'm seeing subtitles, but there are a *lot* more words in the Spanish than are being subtitled

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"Is that a hammer and wooden stake in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
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oh no, the horses again....

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Was that Maxwell's silver hammer?

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OMFG THEY ARE TALKING, 17 MINUTES IN.
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Wimpy-assed vampire spike hammer I've ever seen!

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I suppose the less dialog, the less one needs to pay for dubbing? #monsterdon

"Okay, well... I'm just gonna go now. I... I'll call you. I had fun! ...Bye." #Monsterdon

wait. words? human words?

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#monsterdon So, is he a Looky-Lou, a Leafer!!!, or a Fudgie?

Well that was quick. Good night everyone! #Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

Oh, ok, he knows what he’s doing

Phew

Movie over, right? #Monsterdon

What's with the tiny little hammer?

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That guy may have shoved a needle in the lady's eye before, but it cut to black so we can't be sure. That's the extent of the action in the first 15 minutes. #monsterdon

Wow, we got to the staking real fast there.

Oh my god he only brought that dinky fucking little hammer and he's tapping away like—anyway

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Ope. Looks like I woke from my nap just in time for being 15 minutes late for #Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

god, if that bird could scream above a howling gale I would shotgun it in the face it is clearly unnatural

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hey, here's a guy who actually knows where someone's heart is. #monsterdon

Reaches into his bag, pulls out Altoids, a couple of kleenex and a stake. #Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

Just sitting down and primly going through his bag...

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Tiniest vampire hammer ever.

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The bats in this impoverished country are too impoverished to use ultrasonic frequencies #monsterdon

getting out my tiny adorable vampire hunting hammer #monsterdon

Good thing he had that jewelers hammer. #Monsterdon

Subtitles: [Hinges Groaning]

If I was a hinge, cast in this thing, I'd groan too!

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( meanwhile, in the backrooms )

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That's your hammer? THAT'S your HAMMER?!

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yaaaay he staked Dracula, movie's over

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What is the instrument they’re plucking? Is that an autoharp being plucked? I’ve heard similar sounds from an Appalachian stick dulcimer.

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the sound effects should be accompanied by on screen comics bubbles like on the 60s batman show

#Monsterdon

Okay, who hasn't finished writing the script yet?
#monsterdon

Wassa matta you Dracula?

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What a tiny little hammer. I'd have a mallet.

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Oops, my dude, are you sure you wanted to open that? #Monsterdon

"Oh, no you want Count DRACULA, he's two valleys over. This is the home of Count DRAGULA, sorry honey." #Monsterdon

They're saving a fortune on paper for printing up this script.

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