Oh, the rubber bat strikes again
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#Monsterdon okay. Pretty sure that was our Igor for the evening, and… what the hell is even going on?

@strangefour We have always been in the 1970s. We have never left it. We are there even now.

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This is a ... different castle? #monsterdon

A second annoying bat noise has struck the movie

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Before the Skibidi made it big, they toured around as The Toilettees but nobody gave a shit

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man.

remember jukeboxes?

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Whoa, check out the space age moon roof hearse #monsterdon

Omg, he actually can't speak. I am such an asshole 🤦

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@goinfawr "And an orange soda! Please!" #WrongFawltyTowers #Monsterdon

Um

Movie, you were doing such a "good" job having no dialogue without trying, why'd you have to start

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Oh a car! So did we have a time skip or have we always be in the 1970s?
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THAT GUY'S WEIRD LITTLE MUSTACHE

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“My good fellow, what are you trying to tell me?”

“I got stuck in my mask from yesterday and the makeup & special effects departments won’t help me out!”
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is this beeing coming from the soundtrack or the car?
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He returned from where he came, the toilets
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Sure having a servant is kinda off putting, but he’s got the best lines in this whole stupid movie. #Monsterdon

Okay that is one dope fucking hearse!
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#monsterdon THAT CAR IS AMAZING

What's the ratio for lines of dialog per film minute so far? 1:5?

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“…the ashes…” Huh? #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Morpho Grunting

#monsterdon Worlds teeniest hammer. Used a pencil as the stake. No massive exothermic reaction, no screaming, no hissing, no.... well, dialogue…

I too bring a little tiny hammer to pound a stake through a vampire's chest, for my next trick I ride a clown motorcycle into the scene

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Liechtenstein?

Maybe you need a refresher on Liechtenstein film history. There was significant growth in film production during the 1970s and 1980s.

Filmmakers started to collaborate with other nations. Our feature film is an example.

In 1976, the Liechtenstein Film Festival was established and helped to build a community. Common themes:
🔸 Identity and Belonging
🔸 History and Memory
🔸 Human Connection

Star Wars cantina scene?? Well, a little more low-key.

Hey, inarticulate Igor looks a lot like Willem Dafoe.

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"Yes, well, we only have Pepsi. Is that okay?" #Monsterdon

Sevrant? Sev... rant..
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And we just jumped from the 1890s to the 1970s just like that. #Monsterdon

I was hoping these folks would end up grunting through the entire dialogue.

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this was a real coup for the Mute Actor’s Guild #Monsterdon

I like that men in the 70s weren't so self-conscious about their bald spots

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Hooray for more tap dancing horses!
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Two words... Sounds like... #Monsterdon

I appreciate the sound effects being included in the closed captions.

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Ah yes, the 42 year old guy who comes to the bar and pretends to be a disabled old man, pay no attention to him

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This guy with all the grunting has the best acting till now.
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Igor sighting
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TORGO!

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Oh, here's tonight's Torgo! Let's all give him a round of applause, hello Torgo! #Monsterdon

Two words.. sounds like "Sed a give"? #Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

F our double scotch and water!

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#monsterdon Looks like whoever that character is, is searching in vain, constipated vanity. Waddle Waddle. Drip drip.

"Y'ALL GOT ANY TOILETTES??!?" #monsterdon

ah yes, vinyl, classic doctors bag

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She’s singing the song from “Baby Button Eyes.”

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"I sent my servant to the countryside"
Who is talking here? A narrator? He couldn't have chimed in earlier? #Monsterdon

And it's slur o'clock, right on time.

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@anne Hahaha! It does sound a little bit like him.

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…sevrant? #monsterdon

Academy Award performances in this for sure.
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#Monsterdon oh Roma racism, that's refreshing.

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Geez, this movie is suddenly very chatty #monsterdon

toilettes 🚽 #monsterdon

I'm looking forward to seeing the sound effects credit being something like, "Pierre, in his kitchen."

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Is Alyra gonna become vampire food?
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"What is it?"
Where?

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@kcarr2015 I learned about this today: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AXPnH0C9UA

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#monsterdon Find us "One eerie Lute" down at the craft-services-table, STAT!

Heh. Cock.
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They couldn't afford an actual script so they just got a dude with a sound board. I'm waiting for that one synth hit they all use, you know the one. #Monsterdon

Ah no, he's the John (Seward).

I kind of love how every Dracula adaptation mashes up all the characters and names in all different possible combinations

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It Maxwell the vampire hunter with his stake and silver hammer.

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@Taweret awoooooga! whoop-whoop-whoop!

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@ryan ["anxious music"] #Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

where is this movie GOING?

actually,. where is this movie SET?

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@log you've only missed, like, 3 lines of dialogue. I'm not exaggerating. Lots of pretty buildings, nice music, and "Halloween Sounds" noises, though.

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Damn, this director really likes the zooming in and out!
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Omg no... the cute little fuzzy bat...
I'm going to pretend he's just sedated.
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RUINT.

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@Violinknitter he has to go build Frankenstein #Monsterdon

Wow! First dialogue in the film!

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When the horses go by, i start hearing the catsnboots song.

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The lighting is so bizarre it has to be on purpose. #Monsterdon

NGL, I'll take the no talking over the voiceover every time

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Hoop ear rings are hot

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I know they're wearing 70s clothes, but I don't trust this movie enough to believe it's supposed to be taking place in the 70s and not the 1890s

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A hammered dulcimer can sound like that, too, if the strings are plucked, but I’ve never heard anyone play a hammered dulcimer that way.

(I have a hammered dulcimer and can sort of play it.)

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We interrupt your high concept no-dialog art film with Dracula for some reason to bring you....racism.

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Finally, some dialog... and... um... it's *this*..?

All the dialog is offscreen. Haha I said “all” the dialog. #Monsterdon

You know this movie is fiction because in real life Steve Bannon is allies with the bloodsucking monsters. #monsterdon

@Taweret@timeloop.cafe Now if only they were arranged into comprehensible sentences!

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Honestly, I think I like this whole no-talking thing.

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"(anxious music)"

The soundtrack has gotten fed up with the lack of emoting and decided to compensate

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@Newpa_Hasai @apLundell

Good pick. You mean the original silent one, right?

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oh that was seward?

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OK, now I'm seeing subtitles, but there are a *lot* more words in the Spanish than are being subtitled

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"Is that a hammer and wooden stake in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
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oh no, the horses again....

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Was that Maxwell's silver hammer?

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OMFG THEY ARE TALKING, 17 MINUTES IN.
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Wimpy-assed vampire spike hammer I've ever seen!

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I suppose the less dialog, the less one needs to pay for dubbing? #monsterdon

"Okay, well... I'm just gonna go now. I... I'll call you. I had fun! ...Bye." #Monsterdon

wait. words? human words?

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#monsterdon So, is he a Looky-Lou, a Leafer!!!, or a Fudgie?

Well that was quick. Good night everyone! #Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

Oh, ok, he knows what he’s doing

Phew

Movie over, right? #Monsterdon