So since the Minecraft soundtrack is playing in the background and they couldn't sleep on the bed, I guess I made the right choice cuz enemies are nearby.
Thereβs a new Dracula in town! #Monsterdon
Is he going to give the robot Maria's face now?
Is the castle shot the same b-roll from Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail? #monsterdon
WHAT!
HE wants a Dracula?
So much for crazy doll paint girl.
Who does your perm?
#monsterdon
Yeah, sit on that organ.
I still need to watch the original Dracula, and now I understand it
's free! Well, maybe it always was. I just saw it on a Pluto advertisement the other day. #Monsterdon
Someoneβs having a meltdown.
#Monsterdon
God this is creepy... #monsterdon Guess she's the young "girl"?
Yeah, I'd react the same way to realizing I'm in Dracula, Prisoner of Frankenstein.
But why resurrect Dracula though?
#monsterdon
man that guy has some nice knobs
Her acting is impeccable. #Monsterdon
@TerryHancock @kshernandez @blogdiva Ah, that makes sense. It reads more like Latin to my ears, so maybe itβs Italian.
...So is she our Renfield? #Monsterdon
oh wait you're gonna have reactivated dracula? look that stuff is not as good as the original item.
this #monsterdon is little kinda pretentious, isn't it?
#monsterdon
I *think* we may have had our first dialogue, about 19 minutes in? Maybe? But ... oh my god, it wasn't, Morpho grunting and holding up a note. The waitress calling Danny over doesn't count, they weren't both on screen. So I think we're still waiting 21 minutes in.
Lol and I also didn't know there's a #monsterdon on #dracula _and_ #frankenstein right now π¦ :blobcat_smilehappyeyes:
1 removed silver spike
1 portion fresh young girl blood
Mix ingredients until a soft, homogeneous Dracula is formed
Okay nothing is happening I'm gonna go wash some dishes
This week on McMansions: horrible interior design of the old world.
#Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein
#monsterdon In the english dub that was a Wilhelm Bat Screech
Ugh, I hate Sister Mary Golden Hair -_-; #Monsterdon
J.R.R. Tolkein's The Two Towers (referring to Dracula's Castle and Frankenstein's Castle)
Popemobile? #Monsterdon
Okay so like this dude in the 1970s tracked down a dead Dracula from the horse carriage days and now wants to bring him back?
#Monsterdon
@Lazarou it's like how they do spider-man and batman movies these days #monsterdon
Do what now? Remove the silver spike and reanimate Dracula? OKAY
Ah! The young blood of a fresh girl
a cousin of Hitchcock's? #monsterdon
You know whatβs an unfailing sign of a good movie? Voice over. #Monsterdon
"...holy silver spike Batman!"
@kshernandez "I never learned no writing!" #Monsterdon
#monsterdon Unnnh, grunt, *fart*, pull! mah! fiiiiingaaaa!
DracIT is here to reboot your protagonist.
Guy hiding in the shadows repeating "work!" over and over is not doing a lot for my Sunday scaries
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So far, 22 minutes into the film and all the spoken dialog could be put in a 3x5 index card
#monsterdon
Wait... is that mute Igor? Oh no.
#Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein
Oh, so this must be Dr. Frankenstein who wants to reanimate Dracula.
I wish apartment rentals still came with polearms. Standards have fallen so much...
#DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein #Monsterdon
do you expect me to believe they loaded THAT TRUNK in their sedan
They're passing notes in ROT-13 #monsterdon
From the wikipedia page of this film: "Dennis Price would reprise his role as Dr. Frankenstein in Franco's The Erotic Rites of Frankenstein (1973)" Lol, when are we doing that one for #monsterdon?
Oh, wait maybe that was the young blood of a fresh girl...
Why did he just leave it laying there. FFS movie. #Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein
Incidentally, tonight's #Monsterdon meal is a bowl of broccoli-!cheddar soup, with a sauce based on an oat-milk bΓ©chamel and flavored with nutritional yeast, dijon mustard, white miso, rosemary, oregano and green garlic. Served over rice.
And wait a minute, I thought that lady was dead?
@kshernandez "be sure to drink your ovaltine" #monsterdon
Man this movie is establishing the hell out of that foggy mountain castle.
This really could just be an extra long intro to Monty Python.
#Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein
#Monsterdon
Those damned bat shrieks, man.
Weird-ass bats.
#monsterdon Herbal Hessians, that's what brings us her fabulous hair, todaaaay.
I'm hoping we get to see the toilettes sign a few more times. #Monsterdon
@RobynGoodfellow thank you thank you xD
@Zerofactorial "Does anyone say anything in the movie? Do they actually direct these utterances at another person? Do they talk about something other than a Dracula?"
YES THIS IS TOTALLY ROBIN WILLIAMS NARRATING. #Monsterdon
"Goddammit" [HEAVE] "these" [HEAVE] "SECTIONALS!"
Hell is that noise? That's not a damn bat. Bats are squeaky and cute. Get out of here stupid movie.
#Monsterdon "you going to DRACULA'S CASTLE?" *zoom in on disapproving face* just like old times
@himbovoorhees They should have made the film from the cat's pov #monsterdon
I hope they brought a coffin of his dirt too
Wait. Was that it?? He stakes the vampire and it instantly turns into a tiny dead bat??
#monsterdon Some real torgo energy to Grunty McChoken there, I think he was trying to say "I use the toilettes when the master is away"
Charades?
okay, is that the car door chime or atmospheric music. #monsterdon
"The site said this place was an open plan, I'm gonna leave this Air BnB SUCH a review..." #Monsterdon
Written note translation: "Did Dracula use the toilets here?" #Monsterdon
Oh, the rubber bat strikes again
#monsterdon
#Monsterdon okay. Pretty sure that was our Igor for the evening, and⦠what the hell is even going on?
That hearse/bus vehicle contraption looks pretty cool. Gotta book that for the production of "GhostBusters VII European Undead"
@strangefour We have always been in the 1970s. We have never left it. We are there even now.
This is a ... different castle? #monsterdon
A second annoying bat noise has struck the movie
Before the Skibidi made it big, they toured around as The Toilettees but nobody gave a shit
I WANT THAT CAR
instead of dialogue we can just have sounds, you know, honk, honk, wilhelm scream, coconut clop clop, like that. for our whole movie
Whoa, check out the space age moon roof hearse #monsterdon
Omg, he actually can't speak. I am such an asshole π€¦
@goinfawr "And an orange soda! Please!" #WrongFawltyTowers #Monsterdon
Um
Movie, you were doing such a "good" job having no dialogue without trying, why'd you have to start
Oh a car! So did we have a time skip or have we always be in the 1970s?
#Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein
THAT GUY'S WEIRD LITTLE MUSTACHE
βMy good fellow, what are you trying to tell me?β
βI got stuck in my mask from yesterday and the makeup & special effects departments wonβt help me out!β
#Monsterdon
is this beeing coming from the soundtrack or the car?
#monsterdon
He returned from where he came, the toilets
#monsterdon
Sure having a servant is kinda off putting, but heβs got the best lines in this whole stupid movie. #Monsterdon
Okay that is one dope fucking hearse!
#Monsterdon
#monsterdon THAT CAR IS AMAZING
What's the ratio for lines of dialog per film minute so far? 1:5?
ββ¦the ashesβ¦β Huh? #Monsterdon
#monsterdon Morpho Grunting
#monsterdon Worlds teeniest hammer. Used a pencil as the stake. No massive exothermic reaction, no screaming, no hissing, no.... well, dialogueβ¦
I too bring a little tiny hammer to pound a stake through a vampire's chest, for my next trick I ride a clown motorcycle into the scene
π¦#MONSTERDON ποΈ
βοΈπ PRISONER OF TRIVIA π
Liechtenstein?
Maybe you need a refresher on Liechtenstein film history. There was significant growth in film production during the 1970s and 1980s.
Filmmakers started to collaborate with other nations. Our feature film is an example.
In 1976, the Liechtenstein Film Festival was established and helped to build a community. Common themes:
πΈ Identity and Belonging
πΈ History and Memory
πΈ Human Connection
Star Wars cantina scene?? Well, a little more low-key.
Hey, inarticulate Igor looks a lot like Willem Dafoe.
#monsterdon
"Yes, well, we only have Pepsi. Is that okay?" #Monsterdon
Sevrant? Sev... rant..
#Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein