Even the mechanical switch enthusiasts are bored.

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quack quack bicycle bell ring glass breaking sad trombone

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@combatwombat@hachyderm.io She's been lobotomized, so she might have some extra challenges.

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This is the electronic equivalent of going "brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr" with your mouth

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So, is the guy who is unable to speak Igor?

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#Monsterdon Igor's name is Morpho?

…

He don't look like no butterfly to me!

Maybe this movie was intended as FMV scenes from a Castlevania game. That's why it's all strung together without any connective tissue and barely any dialogue.
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i mean, honestly i would be down for an entire movie of some dude in a basement lab flicking switches and lighting up panels. #monsterdon

You playin the mouth organ non stop in here please cut it out?!

TX
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And boost the sonic oscillator three! More! POINTS!

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REACTIVATE Dracula? Worst Van Helsing ever.

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is... is that a neon bulb between two insulators?

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#monsterdon Looks around the room I'm in, and the laboratory. I see nothing wrong with either decor.

@combatwombat Peer pressure got to her I bet

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Have the foley people ever met a bat before?

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@trixter The Star Wars Special almost had me 😂

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Ahh good, some random dials stuck on the wall to show this is Dr Frakensteins lab, some flashing light bulbs, and a helper monkey on ketamine...

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@brooke Gotta chop off his head and separate it.

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So, Frankenstein, where is that dude?
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Impeccable means bad, right? #Monsterdon

@rberlim Pretending to be a real movie so far #monsterdon

@hollie We've never quite made it to "unwatchable" but we've come close.

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Oo, Dasblinkenlights! Nice, been a while. #Monsterdon

I'm just lying perfectly flat in bed singing "la la la la" as I always do

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Probably cost effective hiring actors who prefer to forgo tedious line memorization
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they’re all talking it’s just a village of ventriloquists #Monsterdon

Now we work, Igor! Engage capitalism!

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Now we work. *turns a dial* *Uptown Funk starts playing* #Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

#Monsterdon this goes to show why you need to destroy the dracula body, not just drive a steak through it's heart and wander off

@secretlybatman Dr. Frankenstein never asks “why.”

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Oh, NOW we work. :eyeroll:

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Whoa steady, head rush there on the stairs

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So since the Minecraft soundtrack is playing in the background and they couldn't sleep on the bed, I guess I made the right choice cuz enemies are nearby.

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There’s a new Dracula in town! #Monsterdon

@Violinknitter

Feels like they figured on doing all the dialog after the fact.

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Is he going to give the robot Maria's face now?

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Is the castle shot the same b-roll from Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail? #monsterdon

WHAT!
HE wants a Dracula?
So much for crazy doll paint girl.
Who does your perm?
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Yeah, sit on that organ.

I still need to watch the original Dracula, and now I understand it
's free! Well, maybe it always was. I just saw it on a Pluto advertisement the other day. #Monsterdon

Someone’s having a meltdown.
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God this is creepy... #monsterdon Guess she's the young "girl"?

Yeah, I'd react the same way to realizing I'm in Dracula, Prisoner of Frankenstein.

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But why resurrect Dracula though?
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man that guy has some nice knobs

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Her acting is impeccable. #Monsterdon

@TerryHancock @kshernandez @blogdiva Ah, that makes sense. It reads more like Latin to my ears, so maybe it’s Italian.

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...So is she our Renfield? #Monsterdon

oh wait you're gonna have reactivated dracula? look that stuff is not as good as the original item.

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this #monsterdon is little kinda pretentious, isn't it?
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I *think* we may have had our first dialogue, about 19 minutes in? Maybe? But ... oh my god, it wasn't, Morpho grunting and holding up a note. The waitress calling Danny over doesn't count, they weren't both on screen. So I think we're still waiting 21 minutes in.

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1 removed silver spike
1 portion fresh young girl blood

Mix ingredients until a soft, homogeneous Dracula is formed

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Okay nothing is happening I'm gonna go wash some dishes

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This week on McMansions: horrible interior design of the old world.
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#monsterdon In the english dub that was a Wilhelm Bat Screech

Ugh, I hate Sister Mary Golden Hair -_-; #Monsterdon

J.R.R. Tolkein's The Two Towers (referring to Dracula's Castle and Frankenstein's Castle)

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Popemobile? #Monsterdon

Okay so like this dude in the 1970s tracked down a dead Dracula from the horse carriage days and now wants to bring him back?
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@Lazarou it's like how they do spider-man and batman movies these days #monsterdon

Do what now? Remove the silver spike and reanimate Dracula? OKAY

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Ah! The young blood of a fresh girl

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a cousin of Hitchcock's? #monsterdon

You know what’s an unfailing sign of a good movie? Voice over. #Monsterdon

"...holy silver spike Batman!"

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@kshernandez "I never learned no writing!" #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Unnnh, grunt, *fart*, pull! mah! fiiiiingaaaa!

DracIT is here to reboot your protagonist.

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Guy hiding in the shadows repeating "work!" over and over is not doing a lot for my Sunday scaries

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silver spike?

dracula of where, utah?

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So far, 22 minutes into the film and all the spoken dialog could be put in a 3x5 index card
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Wait... is that mute Igor? Oh no.
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Oh, so this must be Dr. Frankenstein who wants to reanimate Dracula.

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I wish apartment rentals still came with polearms. Standards have fallen so much...

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do you expect me to believe they loaded THAT TRUNK in their sedan

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They're passing notes in ROT-13 #monsterdon

From the wikipedia page of this film: "Dennis Price would reprise his role as Dr. Frankenstein in Franco's The Erotic Rites of Frankenstein (1973)" Lol, when are we doing that one for #monsterdon?

Oh, wait maybe that was the young blood of a fresh girl...

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Why did he just leave it laying there. FFS movie. #Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

Incidentally, tonight's #Monsterdon meal is a bowl of broccoli-!cheddar soup, with a sauce based on an oat-milk béchamel and flavored with nutritional yeast, dijon mustard, white miso, rosemary, oregano and green garlic. Served over rice.

And wait a minute, I thought that lady was dead?

DO SOMETHING

GOD >:(

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@kshernandez "be sure to drink your ovaltine" #monsterdon

Man this movie is establishing the hell out of that foggy mountain castle.
This really could just be an extra long intro to Monty Python.
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Those damned bat shrieks, man.

Weird-ass bats.

#monsterdon Herbal Hessians, that's what brings us her fabulous hair, todaaaay.

I'm hoping we get to see the toilettes sign a few more times. #Monsterdon

@RobynGoodfellow thank you thank you xD

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@Zerofactorial "Does anyone say anything in the movie? Do they actually direct these utterances at another person? Do they talk about something other than a Dracula?"

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YES THIS IS TOTALLY ROBIN WILLIAMS NARRATING. #Monsterdon

"Goddammit" [HEAVE] "these" [HEAVE] "SECTIONALS!"

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Hell is that noise? That's not a damn bat. Bats are squeaky and cute. Get out of here stupid movie.

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#Monsterdon "you going to DRACULA'S CASTLE?" *zoom in on disapproving face* just like old times

@himbovoorhees They should have made the film from the cat's pov #monsterdon

I hope they brought a coffin of his dirt too

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Wait. Was that it?? He stakes the vampire and it instantly turns into a tiny dead bat??

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#monsterdon Some real torgo energy to Grunty McChoken there, I think he was trying to say "I use the toilettes when the master is away"

Charades?

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okay, is that the car door chime or atmospheric music. #monsterdon

@SRLevine @paco Stake a lot of people, do you?

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"The site said this place was an open plan, I'm gonna leave this Air BnB SUCH a review..." #Monsterdon

Written note translation: "Did Dracula use the toilets here?" #Monsterdon