@Newpa_Hasai I think it took about 20 seconds of this song before that was assured

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@TerryHancock Snitches get not quite stitches (I AM HELPING! GAREN!) #Monsterdon

Is this when the sprinklers start spraying blood, and we find out that everyone there is a vampire?

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and now! cabaret!

we're a foreign film, it's required.

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Ah yes, Europeans. Can't pick a language!

French singing, now.

Meanwhile at the local burlesque club. #Monsterdon

Is this a burlesque scene? Cabaret? Whatever it is is weird and doesn't match the rest of the movie...

(not that I have any idea what's going on in the movie)

#Monsterdon

@Taweret 😆
International committee behind soundtrack

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#Monsterdon okay, just to save me time in typing, I need everyone to just imagine that every ten minutes or so I'm tooting out "WHAT THE SHIT IS GOING ON?"

ooh that is some cheeky lyrics

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This song has doubled the word count of the dialogue so far #monsterdon

She's not even *trying* to lip-synch #Monsterdon

oh god it's going to be somebody saying words to Morpho and him grunting again isn't it

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buhm buhm
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I thought the Doctor was just going next door to ask the neighbor girl for a cup of fresh blood #monsterdon

#Monsterdon painted-on rivets

if she's a dancer i'm arnold palmer

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Just mix the howling wind clip with the obnoxiously loud bird clip. It'll be fine. #Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

boom?
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@wohali dang, guess so!

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And more zooming! #monsterdon

Is that a…stripper pole?

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#monsterdon Noooooo, that's not the monster. Nooooo, I don't believe you. Nuh-uh.

Terrible MUA.
Or is it excellent stitching job with minimal scarring?
#monsterdon

#monsterdon
This is budget Frankenstein makeup.
I saw better mast Halloween.

"Qu'est-ce que c'est? What the fuck?"

#Monsterdon

Frankie's stitchwork looks like it was done in mascara pen #Monsterdon

honestly? not a bad monster. solid 8/10. #monsterdon

@ranjit Seems unlikely given the year of filming, lasers were incredibly expensive and not really easy to film at that point.

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Oy... let him continue to sleep... #monsterdon

There now has been more French dialogue in this Italian film.
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damn Frankentein let your monster sleep more look at those hideous bags under his eyes I'm begging you let him sleep in just once it will do wonders for it's complexion
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At least I have a monster to cheer for now

Momentarily, one who hasn't disappointed me yet

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I’m tired… soooo tired… 🎶

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Oh I know this guy! Abby Normal!

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If Igor looks straight at the camera one more time like that, I swear!

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Yeah, Frankenstein, I'm the same way Monday morning.

#monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

This Frankenstein makeup is so bad, y'all

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This is a rookie mistake a lot of middle-aged men trying under-eye concealer for the first-time make. A little goes a long way. #monsterdon

me, Monday mornings #monsterdon

Love how they only painted his earlobe, and missed the rest of the ear.

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Frankie's got the 70's lead poisoning I see

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Um, actually that is Dracula's Monster
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yet another eurorack drone synth patch tutorial #monsterdon

#monsterdon It's not my fault you bought ad-time on Plex. I'll mock your city still. No mercy, Indianapolis. You know what you did.

@wohali i think they have a real scanning laser beam in there too, behind Dr F!

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Well, at least my 5 years of public-school French are coming in handy now

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WHOOOOOOOA

THE COOL RAAAAAAANCH!!!! #Monsterdon

IT'S FRANK!

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Ah! That’s all that remains to be done. #Monsterdon

I think the captions are just lovingly describing every single sound effect because the person doing them got bored.

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Fresh blood of a young girl you say? #monsterdon

looks like protodata had a liiiiiiiiiiittle too much poetry at the slam last night

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we need to get an interocitor in here. #monsterdon

@liferstate @TerryHancock @kshernandez @blogdiva Also a Latin-based language. So, checks out.

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Is she crying so much because they won't dialog her?

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You need to adjust your box privacy settings mate #monsterdon

@sean or lead pants, if you dont have eyes #BeatingAdeadJoke #Monsterdon

I SAID....

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#monsterdon ok I'm irremediably lost despite the "tell, don't show" style. Can you give me a three-word summary, friends?

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Frankenstein spoor detected... many electricity, much wires, yay!
:corgi:

"Where is Padme?"

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Thus soundtrack!

#monsterdon Something is happening in Indy? Someone flushed a toilet!? Holy shit. Hold me back! Indiana flushed a toilet! But what about... their… legislature?!?!

I feel like I am watching giallo Eraserhead.
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Director: This needs to look dramatic
Cinematographer: Right! Zooms in on random object.

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Frankenstein’s spaceship. #Monsterdon

Even the mechanical switch enthusiasts are bored.

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quack quack bicycle bell ring glass breaking sad trombone

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@combatwombat@hachyderm.io She's been lobotomized, so she might have some extra challenges.

#DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein #Monsterdon

This is the electronic equivalent of going "brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr" with your mouth

#Monsterdon

So, is the guy who is unable to speak Igor?

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#Monsterdon Igor's name is Morpho?

…

He don't look like no butterfly to me!

Maybe this movie was intended as FMV scenes from a Castlevania game. That's why it's all strung together without any connective tissue and barely any dialogue.
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i mean, honestly i would be down for an entire movie of some dude in a basement lab flicking switches and lighting up panels. #monsterdon

You playin the mouth organ non stop in here please cut it out?!

TX
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And boost the sonic oscillator three! More! POINTS!

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REACTIVATE Dracula? Worst Van Helsing ever.

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#monsterdon Looks around the room I'm in, and the laboratory. I see nothing wrong with either decor.

is... is that a neon bulb between two insulators?

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Toasters are way more complicated in Italy. #Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

@combatwombat Peer pressure got to her I bet

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Have the foley people ever met a bat before?

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@trixter The Star Wars Special almost had me 😂

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Ahh good, some random dials stuck on the wall to show this is Dr Frakensteins lab, some flashing light bulbs, and a helper monkey on ketamine...

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@brooke Gotta chop off his head and separate it.

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So, Frankenstein, where is that dude?
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Impeccable means bad, right? #Monsterdon

@rberlim Pretending to be a real movie so far #monsterdon

@hollie We've never quite made it to "unwatchable" but we've come close.

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Oo, Dasblinkenlights! Nice, been a while. #Monsterdon

Probably cost effective hiring actors who prefer to forgo tedious line memorization
#monsterdon

I'm just lying perfectly flat in bed singing "la la la la" as I always do

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they’re all talking it’s just a village of ventriloquists #Monsterdon

Now we work, Igor! Engage capitalism!

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Now we work. *turns a dial* *Uptown Funk starts playing* #Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

#Monsterdon this goes to show why you need to destroy the dracula body, not just drive a steak through it's heart and wander off

@secretlybatman Dr. Frankenstein never asks “why.”

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Oh, NOW we work. :eyeroll:

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Whoa steady, head rush there on the stairs

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