That bat is fucking drowning.
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I expected the mental institute patient to be used to revive Dracula, but I forgot about Renfield.

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The hell are they drowning that bat in? Stupid movie.

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Relax, the monster just wants your autograph #monsterdon

RAR! Grr grr...
Okay the use of the mirror and following the action in the reflection is a neat idea. They just can't focus or light this movie well enough for it to work as intended.
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Her struggling on Dr Frankenstein's table is the beat sound effects in this whole movie so far tho #Monsterdon

@bstacey More like Hawaiian Punch #monsterdon

Are they drowning that poor bat in tomato juice?

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I saw something earlier about there only being 100 lines of dialog in this movie. If that is correct, they are burning them up in this scene.

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'Super-duper!!!'

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This actually may be the cutest Dracula we've seen #monsterdon

#monsterdon oh that poor bloody bat

#monsterdon Cabaret, after the lesions went away…

This dude sucks at Operation. #monsterdon

That poor bat....

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Bats all: emmmm cranberry juice yum #Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

all this for a private show, Dr. Frankenstein? _rude_.

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yummy sugar water!

(the bat, probably)

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back and…evil scientist lab? terrible wig? bat? chloroform???

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@amyfou the redshirts of olde

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Somebody get that monster an inhaler, I think he's having an asthma attack.

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So the Monster brings a woman home to Frankenstein and Frankenstein is just fine with it?

Also, the easiest place the kidnap someone was backstage at the cabaret? #Monsterdon

Look, lady, if you had tomato sauce for blood, you've already got problems

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leave that bat alone

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That in no way sounds like a vibrating appliance. Nope. No. #Monsterdon

Bats were definitely harmed in the making of this movie
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#monsterdon Yup, Looks like pinkeye alright. Lets electrocute him.

monster only want friend

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That bat remind me of my cat #monsterdon

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Isn't the bride already alive? Has he not figured that out? Is this foreplay.

oh no, not The Tube! #monsterdon

She wakes up to find herself inside a Kraftwerk album. #monsterdon

@Taweret possibly dubbed from Scooby-Doo #Monsterdon

#monsterdon That was a failed double-take. Pssht. Amateurs.

Is the cabaret in the castle? #Monsterdon

@steggy I believe it inspired Oldboy #Monsterdon

@Taweret yeah and there's pretty good mad scientist lab background sounds too

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so I guess this is Mutton Chops Igor?

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“Your boobs sound fine.”

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Guess what?

Chanteusebutt.

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She is being held down by blue painter's tape?
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machine go BUZZ BUZZ
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I hope the singing redhead actress got paid for having to learn as many words as the whole rest of the cast #monsterdon

HAFF YOU CONSIDERED THE ADVANTAGES OF ZE MIXED PORTFOLIO VIT A GOOD BALANCE OF MONEY FUNDS FOR QUICK LIQUIDITY?

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Throw as many turtleneck guys as you want, he's making off with his prize

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Frankenstein’s Monster, why did you interrupt the only actual stripping in the movie so far!

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Frank, you're such a perv, in a lady's dressing room like that. #monsterdon

Is this the can-can dancer promised by the plot synopsis? #monsterdon

#monsterdon Jill St. John, strapped to a table.. hmm..

i mean, they really needn't bother with the slow pan ups of this woman's body, we basically saw everything. #monsterdon

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I guess that's one for Dracula and one for Frankenstein...?

This Frankenstein honestly looks more like a financial advisor than a mad scientist

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Oh just randomly Frankenstein's monster at the burlesque show I guess 👯🧟

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She goes full fainting goat rigor mortis limbs and you would too if accosted by a melted Uncle Fester. #monsterdon

So what does Frankenstein want with Dracula? His monster is already alive #monsterdon

kinky.....

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Dracula-Frankenstein pictures are always in need of a little of that Weimar Republic dark glamour, I am always saying this on letterboxd

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Frankenstein’s Gorn by the sound of it. #Monsterdon

Stop or the foley artist will shoot! #Monsterdon

foley guy doing double duty as frankenstein('s monster) just so he gets to make mouth noises that aren't shrieking

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Okay, so Frankenstein's monster doesn't like vaudeville.

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Are ww finally gonna get boob?

No :((

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Frankenstein's Monster Makeup level: "we blew all the money on cocaine and carriages" #monsterdon

Disembodied Cop Voice! #Monsterdon

Frankenstein wants all the secrets of your leg hair removal routine.

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I keep waiting for her to start singing the "I'm Tired" song from "Blazing Saddles."
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he sounds like a zombie from terraria

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Dude used the lamest Vulcan nerve pinch I've ever seen in my life

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Ah yes. Films shot by men. Always start panning the mostly naked female character from the knees up.
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In Europe, if you live in a castle, do people normally just walk right in to have a look around? #Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

The monster makeup was so bad they're trying to keep people in the theater with this lounge act.

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French speaker here:

Badaboom let's go
Let yourself go and we'll have fun
(Something something)
Want to see my front, I'll show you my back
I only know love
Look at my thighs, how flexible
When you see my bum, you'll need days to recover

[mutant day labor assemblage on streetcorner]

Guy in Hard Hat with Clipboard : OK, listen up, I've got one opening today.
Hey! I said listen up! Your attention please!
Hey, you there...are you listening? Haven't you got ears?
...
Oh, I'm sorry, forgive me.
Dr. Frankenstein needs someone to bring him a pub singer this time.
Who can wash their hands after eating and recognize the word "abnormal"?

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for a singer, i'da thought she'd have a much better scream. #monsterdon

lol @ Monster reveal

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Drag name: Lucile Ballgag #monsterdon

Okay, I see why this guy was picked to play the Monster

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https://youtu.be/-05BWHilRBA

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NO
NO MORE CREEPY DOLLS.
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We did not need that close up to her butt + underwear. I really, really don't need to know what she wears under that poufy skirt as a jump scare, thanks movie.

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The subtitles leave nothing to the imagination...

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We definitely got ourselves some Chef Boyardee grade Italian horror. #Monsterdon

@paco They appear to be attending a beatnik poetry reading.

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The girlfriend is smiling now but there will be no joy tonight after he debased himself with that french floozy....

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So far I have identified butts as a theme of this movie

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was that the same scream shot twice? lmao

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I left to take a leak and when I came back the musical number was still going

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Did I miss something? How did the monster get out of the lab? #Monsterdon

And now French cabaret musical number? Okay sure whatever movie. Atleast something is happening that isn't one guy standing while the camera zooms.
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Noises: check. Lights: check. Focus:.... Zoom: you bet your ass that's a check! #monsterdon

so...

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Wait, why does the cabaret singer ALSO look dubbed?

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That cancan dress has seen better days #Monsterdon

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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-05BWHilRBA

#Monsterdon meanwhile, at the town burlesque parlour?

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Eh badda boom!
No cancan here

Figured the rating was getting too low, I guess.

Look, I signed up for Dracula versus Frankenstein, not the world's tamest burlesque act performed for a ... youth hostel in Ruritania?

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I didn't know they had thong underwear in dracula times. #Monsterdon

🎵 bada bums ava 🎶 #monsterdon

This man's expression is recognizable to anyone who's been in the audience of a production of Cats and drawn the unwanted attention of the Rum Tum Tugger. #monsterdon