If the bat turned into Dracula, why isn’t there glass and blood all over him?

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OH Igor. Not a wardrobe malfunction, TOO.
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So the "restraints" were just tape?

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Is this the blandest, least charismatic Dr frankenstein in cinema history? #monsterdon

EYE-gor's fetish is for sloppy seconds? Well, at least he's not into BAT TORTURE

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Someone has seriously got their monster lore mixed up here.
And you need to replace that burnt out coil, Mando.
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@Taweret I might beat myself with one soon, I'm hanging in just to see if there are two people speaking to each other... ever

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No wonder he was gnawing on necks earlier, those teeth are not those of a blood drinker! Need to be pointier. And it wasn't really possible to tell at this angle, but I bet there were missing a blood groove in the back.

(yes I've read too many critiques of vampire things)

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"Burlesque Girl, Prisoner of Igor"! #monsterdon

@moira oh good You won't have to file down his teeth to keep him a captive 😂🧛

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is this new reactivated dracula gonna need new batteries, too?

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okay so we're reviving Dracula I guess, and the random lady was the most convenient blood that could be gotten or something

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That's a blood bath!
Oh nice, so the little bat appears as a laying down dracula. Great indeed
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Igor hasn’t been in this scene the entire time, and now, his eyes just show up like that.

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Apparently Dr. Frankenstein is a mouth breather, as is his helper dude.
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So he's a prisoner of both the doctor AND his monster, got it.

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so did the buzzer noise mean he failed or succeeded?
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Okay like that's now how Draculas work.
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wow, such a seamless transition, and this is before CGI....

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Igor, stop petting her lace.

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That doesn't look sanitary.

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Okay, I'm legit confused by soaking the bat in blood. WTH is the plan here?

I don't think this film's gonna have an SPCA Italia Protezione Animali endorsement in its credits. #monsterdon

I'm gonna keep reusing the "#FF0000 1970s blood" joke as long as it still applies

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Are we drowning a bat in blood now?

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Well NOW we get to the French part, and it's a showgirl. Of course. 🤨

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Woah, they user a real bat?
Now I'm impressed!
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Okay, burning out the filament is a pretty nice effect.

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That is one weird recipe for pickled bat. #Monsterdon

they better not actually drown that bat....

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I suppose drowning the bat in blood is one way to apply it. #monsterdon

#monsterdon Someone wanna pick the nits out of her wig? No? Fetch us Coffee ya german wench! This is an Italian movie in Spain! Someone give us a Turkish actor!

@apLundell ohhhh is *that* what's happening?

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@moira if that lil bat is gonna turn into dracula you're gonna need a bigger jar tho

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If that bat turns into Dracula, he's not gonna fit in that jar.

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Surprise Frankenstein! #monsterdon

Okay. Now the bat is not happy. That is Not Cool.#Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

"If this is torture...chain me to the waaaallllllll!" #monsterdon

Oh, the Monster was part of Dracula Revival Plan. Why????? #Monsterdon

Not OK with the bat torture.

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I expected the mental institute patient to be used to revive Dracula, but I forgot about Renfield.

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That bat is fucking drowning.
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The hell are they drowning that bat in? Stupid movie.

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Relax, the monster just wants your autograph #monsterdon

RAR! Grr grr...
Okay the use of the mirror and following the action in the reflection is a neat idea. They just can't focus or light this movie well enough for it to work as intended.
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Her struggling on Dr Frankenstein's table is the beat sound effects in this whole movie so far tho #Monsterdon

@bstacey More like Hawaiian Punch #monsterdon

Are they drowning that poor bat in tomato juice?

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I saw something earlier about there only being 100 lines of dialog in this movie. If that is correct, they are burning them up in this scene.

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'Super-duper!!!'

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#monsterdon Cabaret, after the lesions went away…

#monsterdon oh that poor bloody bat

This actually may be the cutest Dracula we've seen #monsterdon

This dude sucks at Operation. #monsterdon

That poor bat....

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Bats all: emmmm cranberry juice yum #Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

all this for a private show, Dr. Frankenstein? _rude_.

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yummy sugar water!

(the bat, probably)

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back and…evil scientist lab? terrible wig? bat? chloroform???

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@amyfou the redshirts of olde

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So the Monster brings a woman home to Frankenstein and Frankenstein is just fine with it?

Also, the easiest place the kidnap someone was backstage at the cabaret? #Monsterdon

Somebody get that monster an inhaler, I think he's having an asthma attack.

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Look, lady, if you had tomato sauce for blood, you've already got problems

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leave that bat alone

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Bats were definitely harmed in the making of this movie
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That in no way sounds like a vibrating appliance. Nope. No. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Yup, Looks like pinkeye alright. Lets electrocute him.

monster only want friend

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Isn't the bride already alive? Has he not figured that out? Is this foreplay.

That bat remind me of my cat #monsterdon

oh no, not The Tube! #monsterdon

She wakes up to find herself inside a Kraftwerk album. #monsterdon

@Taweret possibly dubbed from Scooby-Doo #Monsterdon

#monsterdon That was a failed double-take. Pssht. Amateurs.

Is the cabaret in the castle? #Monsterdon

@steggy I believe it inspired Oldboy #Monsterdon

@Taweret yeah and there's pretty good mad scientist lab background sounds too

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so I guess this is Mutton Chops Igor?

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“Your boobs sound fine.”

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Guess what?

Chanteusebutt.

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She is being held down by blue painter's tape?
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machine go BUZZ BUZZ
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I hope the singing redhead actress got paid for having to learn as many words as the whole rest of the cast #monsterdon

HAFF YOU CONSIDERED THE ADVANTAGES OF ZE MIXED PORTFOLIO VIT A GOOD BALANCE OF MONEY FUNDS FOR QUICK LIQUIDITY?

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Throw as many turtleneck guys as you want, he's making off with his prize

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Frankenstein’s Monster, why did you interrupt the only actual stripping in the movie so far!

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Frank, you're such a perv, in a lady's dressing room like that. #monsterdon

Is this the can-can dancer promised by the plot synopsis? #monsterdon

#monsterdon Jill St. John, strapped to a table.. hmm..

i mean, they really needn't bother with the slow pan ups of this woman's body, we basically saw everything. #monsterdon

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I guess that's one for Dracula and one for Frankenstein...?

This Frankenstein honestly looks more like a financial advisor than a mad scientist

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Oh just randomly Frankenstein's monster at the burlesque show I guess 👯🧟

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She goes full fainting goat rigor mortis limbs and you would too if accosted by a melted Uncle Fester. #monsterdon

kinky.....

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Frankenstein’s Gorn by the sound of it. #Monsterdon

Okay, so Frankenstein's monster doesn't like vaudeville.

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Are ww finally gonna get boob?

No :((

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Frankenstein's Monster Makeup level: "we blew all the money on cocaine and carriages" #monsterdon

Disembodied Cop Voice! #Monsterdon