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This is the most paunchy British professor looking Dr Frankenstein I have ever seen. Usually he's a skinny strung out Germanic looking dude. Or Peter Cushing.
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#Monsterdon eueugh

Okay, are we saying Dracula turned into a chick due to the blood source, or this is a separate lady Dracula?

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WHAT IN THE BRIDE OF CHUCKY IS THIS. #monsterdon

Where do i get these stockings?!

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@wohali sorry

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Where did she come from?

but why a Francula? or is it a Drankenstein? anyways, WHY?!?!?

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@Ayyyydrew Someone in the crew got sick, and they just kept it.

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The middle-entry coffin was the gullwing door of the funerary industry #monsterdon

Dracula needs batty sleep. #monsterdon

If the lady vampire meets the mental patient, do you think we'll get a Bechdel pass or will they remain completely silent like everyone else in this damn movie? #Monsterdon

@wohali oh yeah you're right! i can't remember what movie for sure though #monsterdon

EU spec electrical outlet!
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I appreciate Igor being some normal-looking dude, innovative thinking there.

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#monsterdon Arby’s... it's not food. Don't eat it.

Wait, where did the woman vampire come from?

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Yum, roast girl!

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The out of tune harpsichord represents the anguish of the undead.

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How long has she been over there packed in bubble wrap? #Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

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Okay, but why tho..?

necrophilic assistant? Damn, this movie has everything.
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Leave the little bat alone! #monsterdon

EuroTorgo needs to get sprayed with a garden hose, sheesh

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@ramsey The eyes have it! #Monsterdon

Who the hell is throwing up in the background, while he lays Dracula to rest in his coffin?

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what the fuck is this random moaning? is this part of the soundtrack? lol
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That's no way to mix a Bloody Mary #monsterdon

"...you were a lot lighter as a bat"

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Fuck this director and his anti-bat ways.

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Igor, Stop That. Down Boy. #monsterdon

Hey, it's the return of

twing twang twung twong

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Also, this scene is so cursed.

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@sean no one wanted to run back to the prop store for new props

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GROSS, dude, not cool!
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"Let's just warm you up by the fire, poor dear." #Monsterdon

Morpho likes sloppy seconds. #Monsterdon

Damn it Igor... #monsterdon

If this guy checks heartbeats by laying his ear against tiddies I'm wondering where he got his medical degree

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That was hot. #Monsterdon

God dammit Igor #monsterdon

aw, I feel sorry for the little bat in the jar #monsterdon

Mutton Chops Igor is happy to carry off the lady for ya #monsterdon

#monsterdon Ah yes, the nits in my wig have learned how to make fire. It's going well. I'll just peel this wool off my moneycrack and then I'll scream, or orgasm, or both, whatever. I'm getting paid either way.

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so like, he expecting drac to grant him a wish or some shit for reviving him? what's stopping dracula from just going "lol" and offin' this dude?
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He could use the dead lady yo put some boobies on Frankenstein
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Ah, Sweet mystery of life at last I've found you...

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getting some Ed Wood vibes here lol #Monsterdon

Oh wow, what a waste of a perfectly good redhead.
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#Monsterdon well the soundtrack sure seems to think something interesting is happening.

I… disagree.

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Aww the cute little bat is getting a juice drink. It's his lucky day. Just like Kabe from A New Hope.
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Wait what no. NOOOO! Bad movie!
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Given that they paid actors by the word, the bat in the jar was paid the same as any of them. #monsterdon

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If the bat turned into Dracula, why isn’t there glass and blood all over him?

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OH Igor. Not a wardrobe malfunction, TOO.
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So the "restraints" were just tape?

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Someone has seriously got their monster lore mixed up here.
And you need to replace that burnt out coil, Mando.
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EYE-gor's fetish is for sloppy seconds? Well, at least he's not into BAT TORTURE

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Is this the blandest, least charismatic Dr frankenstein in cinema history? #monsterdon

@Taweret I might beat myself with one soon, I'm hanging in just to see if there are two people speaking to each other... ever

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No wonder he was gnawing on necks earlier, those teeth are not those of a blood drinker! Need to be pointier. And it wasn't really possible to tell at this angle, but I bet there were missing a blood groove in the back.

(yes I've read too many critiques of vampire things)

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"Burlesque Girl, Prisoner of Igor"! #monsterdon

@moira oh good You won't have to file down his teeth to keep him a captive 😂🧛

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is this new reactivated dracula gonna need new batteries, too?

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okay so we're reviving Dracula I guess, and the random lady was the most convenient blood that could be gotten or something

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#monsterdon That was a load-bearing stripper pole.

That's a blood bath!
Oh nice, so the little bat appears as a laying down dracula. Great indeed
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Igor hasn’t been in this scene the entire time, and now, his eyes just show up like that.

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Apparently Dr. Frankenstein is a mouth breather, as is his helper dude.
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So he's a prisoner of both the doctor AND his monster, got it.

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so did the buzzer noise mean he failed or succeeded?
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bro why the fuck you blasting tungsten coils in the air like that?
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Okay like that's now how Draculas work.
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wow, such a seamless transition, and this is before CGI....

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Igor, stop petting her lace.

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HOW MUCH BLOOD WAS IN THAT LADY #monsterdon

That doesn't look sanitary.

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Okay, I'm legit confused by soaking the bat in blood. WTH is the plan here?

I don't think this film's gonna have an SPCA Italia Protezione Animali endorsement in its credits. #monsterdon

I'm gonna keep reusing the "#FF0000 1970s blood" joke as long as it still applies

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Are we drowning a bat in blood now?

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Woah, they user a real bat?
Now I'm impressed!
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Well NOW we get to the French part, and it's a showgirl. Of course. 🤨

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Okay, burning out the filament is a pretty nice effect.

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That is one weird recipe for pickled bat. #Monsterdon

they better not actually drown that bat....

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I suppose drowning the bat in blood is one way to apply it. #monsterdon

#monsterdon Someone wanna pick the nits out of her wig? No? Fetch us Coffee ya german wench! This is an Italian movie in Spain! Someone give us a Turkish actor!

@apLundell ohhhh is *that* what's happening?

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@moira if that lil bat is gonna turn into dracula you're gonna need a bigger jar tho

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If that bat turns into Dracula, he's not gonna fit in that jar.

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Surprise Frankenstein! #monsterdon

Okay. Now the bat is not happy. That is Not Cool.#Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

"If this is torture...chain me to the waaaallllllll!" #monsterdon

Oh, the Monster was part of Dracula Revival Plan. Why????? #Monsterdon

Not OK with the bat torture.

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