This Dr. Frankenstein just wants to play ... on da playground. #monsterdon

bro, drac could simply kill you before you put another stake in him 🥴

this doc is not very bright

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If there was a globe on the desk, I'd expect him to start explaining the Time Warp to us.

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i am annoyed with myself for losing track of time for #monsterdon, i’m gonna put it on now and just be behind 🙄

Whenever we have a non-English film, i usually go for the dubbed version. That way when I'm looking at the screen to see your hilarious posts, I still get half a clue what's going on. This film might as well be subtitled. If I don't look at it, I have no idea what's going on.

To be fair, when I do look at it, I'm not sure what's going on. But that's beside the point.
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Gary always summons the dead and tries to raise an army of vampires to take over the world when he forgot to do the reading for book club.

Forgot again, didn't you, GARY.

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If I donate my soul for summoning maybe watching this movie will feel less torturous...?

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HOW IS DRACULA GONNA HELP YOU RECRUIT SOULS. #monsterdon

@Taweret I'll take what do you get when a clown show gets turned into a vampire for $400 Alex?! #Monsterdon

Basically he’s POTUS Frankenstein. #Monsterdon

@srol you're long-renowned for saying that!

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I think I saw the stick that was holding up that bat... #monsterdon

#Monsterdon I'm not 100% she's drinking her blood. I think she might be doing something more fun.

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And more with the damned voice-over.

They just didn't have any sync sound, did they..?

is this guy really trying to start up marvel but ye olde monsters? #monsterdon

that actress was helping whats his name push her into the fire just to get away from being in this movie

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This movie could have been a picture book

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OH MY GOD stop doing dialog PLEASE

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A second Dracula has hit the screen!
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#monsterdon I finally figured out who the assistant reminds me of

oh no I'm a lesbian

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there is no way in hell that voice would come out of that head. no way in hell.

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Oh nice, she has a crimson-lined cape! I'm always saying more lady vampires should have crimson-lined capes. #monsterdon

Unfortunately, it appears some animals were definitely harmed making this. #monsterdon

@apLundell Needs a place to charge her iPhone.

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the foley artist making a sound effect like Dracula flapping the dust out of his cape

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NANU NANU
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From Wikipedia: „The doctor plans to revive Dracula, so he can use him to conquer the world.“
Makes sense #monsterdon

The bat SFX are 💋👌

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oh shit lady vamps

wait so who is this then? 🥴
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@wohali i feel like it was, which is surprising because that came out after this! #monsterdon

"so do you like the new Convenience Coffins, with string to help position the doors?" #monsterdon

Hey, this kinda counts as passing the Bechdel test, doesn't it? #monsterdon

I just can stop picturing Mork from Ork every time the narrator speaks.
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So, is the woman vampire the same woman who was just incinerated, or is she a different woman altogether who has just now been introduced at almost 40 minutes into the film?

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Okay we may have upgraded to second worst bats in #Monsterdon

@Rozzychan When two monsters love each other very much? ... #Monsterdon

Igor you are a creeper.
Why are there crying baby sounds in the crypt where Dracula's coffin is?
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Sorry #monsterdon but last week’s kaiju film blew the quota for action, plot, effects, and probably several other categories. Comparing them might be a doctoral thesis level effort.

@floatybirb Well in fairness they didn't have AI way back then #monsterdon

I still didn't get it. Why doc Frankenstei wants Dracula for?
IS he kinda trying a "collect them all" of classic monsters?
Someone must warm him that universal already did it
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Selena Gomez? What are you doing in this? #Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

Most relatable character is the disembodied voice moaning in the background

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But when does the showgirl sing "Ah, Sweet Mystery of Life" (At Last I Found You)?

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This poor bat! #monsterdon

ACH, zese new-fangled electric coffin lids! Where's the emergency release? WHERE IS THE EMERGENCY RELEASE?!

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So they're done with the young lady now, right? The cabaret needs her or all the patrons will leave #monsterdon

I would like to formally apologize for voting for this movie.

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This is the most paunchy British professor looking Dr Frankenstein I have ever seen. Usually he's a skinny strung out Germanic looking dude. Or Peter Cushing.
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#Monsterdon eueugh

Okay, are we saying Dracula turned into a chick due to the blood source, or this is a separate lady Dracula?

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WHAT IN THE BRIDE OF CHUCKY IS THIS. #monsterdon

Where do i get these stockings?!

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@wohali sorry

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Where did she come from?

@Ayyyydrew Someone in the crew got sick, and they just kept it.

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The middle-entry coffin was the gullwing door of the funerary industry #monsterdon

Dracula needs batty sleep. #monsterdon

If the lady vampire meets the mental patient, do you think we'll get a Bechdel pass or will they remain completely silent like everyone else in this damn movie? #Monsterdon

EU spec electrical outlet!
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I appreciate Igor being some normal-looking dude, innovative thinking there.

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Okay #Monsterdon 🗳

#monsterdon Arby’s... it's not food. Don't eat it.

Wait, where did the woman vampire come from?

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Yum, roast girl!

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The out of tune harpsichord represents the anguish of the undead.

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How long has she been over there packed in bubble wrap? #Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

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Okay, but why tho..?

necrophilic assistant? Damn, this movie has everything.
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Leave the little bat alone! #monsterdon

EuroTorgo needs to get sprayed with a garden hose, sheesh

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@ramsey The eyes have it! #Monsterdon

Who the hell is throwing up in the background, while he lays Dracula to rest in his coffin?

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what the fuck is this random moaning? is this part of the soundtrack? lol
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That's no way to mix a Bloody Mary #monsterdon

"...you were a lot lighter as a bat"

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Fuck this director and his anti-bat ways.

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Igor, Stop That. Down Boy. #monsterdon

Hey, it's the return of

twing twang twung twong

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@sean no one wanted to run back to the prop store for new props

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GROSS, dude, not cool!
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"Let's just warm you up by the fire, poor dear." #Monsterdon

Morpho likes sloppy seconds. #Monsterdon

Damn it Igor... #monsterdon

If this guy checks heartbeats by laying his ear against tiddies I'm wondering where he got his medical degree

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That was hot. #Monsterdon

aw, I feel sorry for the little bat in the jar #monsterdon

Mutton Chops Igor is happy to carry off the lady for ya #monsterdon

#monsterdon Ah yes, the nits in my wig have learned how to make fire. It's going well. I'll just peel this wool off my moneycrack and then I'll scream, or orgasm, or both, whatever. I'm getting paid either way.

#Monsterdon instant dracula mix

so like, he expecting drac to grant him a wish or some shit for reviving him? what's stopping dracula from just going "lol" and offin' this dude?
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He could use the dead lady yo put some boobies on Frankenstein
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getting some Ed Wood vibes here lol #Monsterdon

Ah, Sweet mystery of life at last I've found you...

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Oh wow, what a waste of a perfectly good redhead.
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Aww the cute little bat is getting a juice drink. It's his lucky day. Just like Kabe from A New Hope.
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Wait what no. NOOOO! Bad movie!
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#Monsterdon well the soundtrack sure seems to think something interesting is happening.

I… disagree.

Unsubscribe #monsterdon

Given that they paid actors by the word, the bat in the jar was paid the same as any of them. #monsterdon

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