Aw, the crazy girl got Draced. #monsterdon

I do like how they have blood coming out of his eyes after he eats. That’s a nice touch.

#Monsterdon

Least convincing Igor I've seen #Monsterdon

Will drac get high on the opium?#monsterdon

You know, I'm beginning to understand why Grandpa Munster immigrated to America and never spoke of his short lived film career in Europe now.

#monsterdon

Dracie, you forgot your...teeth?

#monsterdon

Dr F, why do you send dracula to "bring me the girl" when your monster has already proven his competence at girl-bringing WITHOUT stealing the blood? are you trying to set up inter-employee rivalries here?

#monsterdon

I want them, no… I NEED them to insert the awooogaaa horn sound when they do the zoom in zoom out on the bat. #Monsterdon

Okay, good eye shot. Legit creepy.
#Monsterdon

@strangefour It's a couple of cups of blood sloshed into a movie-shaped container #monsterdon

okay the one part of this dracula makeup i kinda like is the blood in his eyes

#monsterdon #draculaprisoneroffrankenstein

On the one hand, maybe we should make sure someone has seen a movie before we watch it to make sure it is actually ya know "a movie" and worth watching.
On the other hand this is the perfect kind of movie to riff on because there's so much of the nothing going on.
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Wait, Igor is the protagonist? #Monsterdon

I hope when these guys are taking notes they’re doing it in cursive. And by cursive, I mean cursing because they have so few lines!

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Almira Sobbing. Audience Groaning. Eerie music, orgasming.

ZOOOOOOOOOOOOM

#Monsterdon

And she knows she's more than just a little misunderstood
She has trouble acting normal when she's nervous

#Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

he's batty for bloody snax!

#monsterdon #draculaprisoneroffrankenstein

So, Frankenstein will use vampires to bring humanity under control? I feel like there's steps missing in this "plan" #Monsterdon

this dracula is kinda catatonic
#monsterdon

#Monsterdon
BRING ME THE GIRL.
Close the damn window!

@josh0 You'll miss several lines of dialogue #monsterdon

"And now I, Terencio of the audience, sworn enemy of boredom, will turn away from this movie to do something else while it plays in the background!" #monsterdon

Shut up guys, I'm checking out this cabaret dancer undress.

#Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

oh we're gonna have a Doc-off

a

DOCTORAL

DISSERTATION

#monsterdon

Where's the angry mob? #Monsterdon

"and now the battle begins?"
does it???
#monsterdon

@strangefour As long as it's not flock of seagulls! #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon fetch a sedagive

"and now you are my enemy as well"

Seward: *rubs eyes in exasperation*

#monsterdon

Weekend at Draccy's #monsterdon

@TerryHancock Its to resurrect dracula. You need to moisten the bat to resurrect its inner vampire. #monsterdon

I want more Morpho #monsterdon

Morpho giving strong Willem Dafoe vibes except Willem grunts better.

#monsterdon

She was committed for thinking she was a character in a movie. We tried explaining to her if she was a character in a movie she would have things like a backstory, wants, needs, a story arc. Dialogue even. #monsterdon

This picture book

#monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

So at 47 minutes into the movie, we're finally getting some exposition.

Not too much, though. #Monsterdon

Day for night #monsterdon

Wait. Do bats sound like seagulls now? or is that supposed to signify some other animal? The day for night has left me in a daze.
#Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

apparently the lady just needed the services of your local friendly phlebotomist.

#monsterdon

Um. What is going on? Why is this woman moaning, but dubbed? Did the doctor just give her heroin? #Monsterdon

Zoom in, zoom out. Zoom inz zoom out. #Monsterdon

hm, maybe i should turn the captions back on so i have something to pay attention to 🥴
#monsterdon

Frankie's monster really should take an evil karate class or something. #Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

Joining #Monsterdon late tonight. I’m just going to fast forward 45 minutes. Will I miss anything? That’s about where we’re at, right?

Is that the same doctor from 'The Times Of Horse Carriages?"

#Monsterdon

see? She's kicking heroin. #monsterdon

@amyfou@lingo.lol On a positive note, we're past the halfway mark!

#DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein #Monsterdon

[Maria sobbing quietly]

Oh, me too girl, me too.

#monsterdon

@RobynGoodfellow must be the new bride. #Monsterdon

Is it canon that only young ladies can be vampire victims in this universe? #monsterdon

#monsterdon it's incredibly important to make your voiceover narrator at least sound a little bit the way your Dr Frankenstein looks and OMG that's _totally_ Action Johnny!

DID IT TAKE US NEAR FORTY-FIVE MINUTES

TO LOOP BACK TO THE START OF THE FILM?!

#monsterdon

I'm having a bit of trouble understanding the delirious lady in red, cowering in the various corners of her room.

#monsterdon

Subtitles: [peacock crying]
wait where the fuck are they again?

#monsterdon

So I thought this woman got vampired, but is she actually supposed be a gender-swapped modern(ish) renfield?

#Monsterdon

Maria is experiencing all of Fedi's pain at this moment.

#monsterdon

There is no way Igor passed a drivers license exam.
#monsterdon

@RobynGoodfellow Maybe she's kicking heroin. #monsterdon

#monsterdon He switched to Geico. Queue triumphant music.

I do not understand screamy red shirt wearing art lady #Monsterdon

Didn't we already have a scene with the lady in the weird red nightgown crying?

#Monsterdon

White guy wants to enslave everybody.

Yup, seems on brand.

#Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

@bunnyhero Un Life essential oils

#Monsterdon

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Technically, shouldn't this scientist dude be Frankenstein?

Was that a peacock?

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OK they clearly filmed all of Maria's takes in one session and it was a doozy

So many prone titty shots
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Who is this woman freaking out in the bedroom and why do we keep coming back here? #Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

Igor showing off his urbex skills. #monsterdon

Ah, the classic "control the monsters" plan...the plan that always backfires
#monsterdon

@wohali i want cheese treats!!

#monsterdon

@Taweret Are we sure this movie wasn't intended to be an unusually avant-garde hearing test? #Monsterdon

this movie has the worst 'not night
scenes' I have seen on #monsterdon

@Taweret bee doo bee doo clock ticking vwooooom

#monsterdon

Okay I know that is an actual bird call what's the fucking bird don' tmake me hold up my phone with Merlin on

#Monsterdon #birdeing

#Monsterdon
Oh no, the #Owncast cut out on me.

Reloading....

Hoping this is the same movie, because I'm quite lost...

I think even if it was 1974 and I was only using the 42nd street grindhouse showing Dracula, Prisoner of Frankenstein as a venue for anonymous gay sex I would still feel kind of ripped off. #monsterdon

It's amazing to me how these movies insist that high voltage electricity will jump star a Frankenstein monster to life and not, say, cook him to a smoldering crisp.

#Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

#monsterdon That was the fuse. Now it's just a stink.

Please let this meowing be a surprise 化け猫 or 猫又

#Monsterdon

Does Lady Dracula feeding on Amira pass the bechdel test?

#Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

#monsterdon That bat ordered the raspberry coulis. This is all normal.

hears random animal call:
is it a bat, a cat, or a human yelling? 🥴
#monsterdon

#Monsterdon powers are limitless? army of vampires? wait what?

@OldRustBucket Kinda? Half mad scientist, half Commissioner Simmons from Space: 1999.

#monsterdon #draculaprisoneroffrankenstein

the foley crew had a blast on this movie, didn't they?
#monsterdon

is that VERY UNCONVINCING DAY FOR NIGHT i see

#Monsterdon

#SplendaDaddy: "I was just thinking this movie needed more exposition, but now I regret thinking that."
#Monsterdon

Does Igor fancy himself Davey Crockett, now?

#Monsterdon

*frank zappa voice* MERCEDES BENNNNZ #monsterdon

Sounds like they let the peacocks loose

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Well that does sound mad scientist-ish #Monsterdon

Burn it? Why did you even need this body? #Monsterdon

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Well, thanks for explaining me why you want dracula back
#monsterdon

Yeah, but WHY do you want the indestructible army of vampires?

Enslaving all the mortals of the world?

Dude, do you have any idea how much logistics is involved in that? You don’t want to work that hard, I promise #Monsterdon

Okay, that's not how Draculas work, either. They're not afraid, they just come up to you and hypnotize you and drink your blood.
#Monsterdon

Dr Frankenstein forgot that Dracula can just, y'know, murder him, and then he wouldn't be able to drive the silver spike through Drac's heart.

#DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein #Monsterdon

"Also, here's a list of toys I wanted as a boy, but couldn't have because they hadn't been invented yet. Which Witch. Scooby Doo mystery game..." #Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein