#Monsterdon it's not even the look he had in that movie but that's what i keep thinking

#monsterdon Frankenstein's monster gets by with a little help from his friends

lousy bat scene strikes back
#monsterdon

OMG, these bats don't even...oh I'm going to be ill. 🦇

#Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

#monsterdon More mumbling, more gasping. More confused orgasms. Pull my finger.

@ColesStreetPothole Like... for playing Cricket? #Monsterdon #NotWatchingMonsterdon

Was this a student film? Please tell me this was a student film. Certainly the camera work was done by a student who enjoys boobs. #Monsterdon

How do you solve a problem like Maria?

#Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

Oh no! She has the walrus tusks instead of vampire fangs 😂 🧛

#monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

I was away for 10 minutes. What did I miss?

#Monsterdon

Omg you could see the fishing line on the fake bat lol #Monsterdon

This scene has as much dialogue as the entire movie so far. #Monsterdon

@nantucketebooks Do they really? Not that I was particularly paying attention but I would not have guessed that.

#Monsterdon

"I thought you'd never get here!" What, the plot?

#monsterdon #draculaprisoneroffrankenstein

How annoying is that gratuitous cleavage shot? #monsterdon

#Monsterdon every time i see morpho i think kenneth brannagh's hamlet

Patented Frankenstein karate! Hikeeba!
#Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

@Terencio It was certainly a great #monsterdon movie.

2 beds??? #monsterdon

And the winner for worst rubber bat in a #monsterdon film is #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

It all goes to show that once it's staked the job's not done 'til you've cut off the head, burnt it and the body, and tossed the ashes into four non-communicating rivers.

(No, RIver Tam doesn't count.)

#monsterdon

Oh hey, Draco has a peacock on the castle grounds apparently.

#Monsterdon

this generic evil Alfred Hitchcock writes shaking his whole body
#monsterdon

Meh, I've seen better bat TF in furry art.

#Monsterdon

How is there 28 minutes of this left?

#Monsterdon

Oh, two measures from Night on Bald Mountain. Ok then. #Monsterdon

you're gonna need more coffins for more vampires, Dr. Frankenstein.

#monsterdon

Seems weird that Frank's minion would be burning perfectly good body parts. #Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

The not so subtle way the camera always lingers over tits....

DAY AS NIGHT!

#Monsterdon

OMG now they have TWO rubber bats!
#Monsterdon

I am glad I wasn't the Lady-in-Red actor's neighbour while she was practicing her lines.

Arrggh. Eeeeek. Arghhh. Wahhhh!

#monsterdon

“And now the battle begins.” What film is this even from? #Monsterdon

@brooke among the undead the skin of the eyelids is particularly sensitive to light, it's important to protect them with uv-resistant mascara

#monsterdon

MISSION IMPOSSIBLE THEME INCO... oh goddammit

#monsterdon #draculaprisoneroffrankenstein

I hate those goddamn bats. They look like they're made out of paper bags. #Monsterdon

@diazona

Waiting for @Taweret to reply

"I'll allow it"

#Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

but wait, they'll need to recruit some elves to build more coffins.... #monsterdon

And by "host" he means two. Two vampires. #Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

Ahhhh, Day-for-night vampires.

#monsterdon

It sounds like a tardis approaches.
Maybe it will go back in time and stop this movie from being filmed.

#monsterdon

@RamenCatholic I switched to headphones just in case

#Monsterdon

damn, look at the fangs on her-- i mean... #monsterdon

i’ll just get out of my carriage and talk to this monster what could go wrong #Monsterdon

So this latest brown-haired woman was bitten by a vampire - why is her neck so pristine? #monsterdon

we gonna get some electro-vamping going? a nice jam session?

perhaps the monster mash?

#monsterdon

I do think it's a reflection of how direly terrible this film is that the #monsterdon feed is making me laugh a lot tonight.

Camera pans down to breasts. Breasts are still covered. Why did the cameraman pan the camera there?

#Monsterdon

Igor and Dracula look blazed out of their gords. #Monsterdon

now she has to pimples/niples were the bite shoud be. Weird!
#monsterdon

#Monsterdon vampirism causes a marked increase in mascara coverage

My thoughts exactly, Tusky.
#monsterdon

#Monsterdon so, this movie is gonna pass the Bechdel test, right?

What’s the scream to talk ratio in this ?
#Monsterdon

@Configures They're trying their best.

#monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

There are actually maybe 4 scenes in this whole film, just re-done from different angles, and different actors

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon this director has an eyeball fetish like quentin tarantino likes feet

He’s got the new Orgazmo 2.0. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Show of hands who has a shared wall with neighbors who are certain you're watching a porn film. Also this might be the first TUBI version I've ever heard where the commercials are actually quieter than the _background music_ of the film...

The sound department, depicted here, later worked on Laserblast (1978) #monsterdon

Those aren't fang marks, it's just dried tabasco #monsterdon

again on horse riding. I hope we don't have a closeup on the horse's ass again
#monsterdon

Sooooooooooo many titty shots
#Monsterdon

@paco @huronbikes At least we hope, I don't like the other explanation! #Monsterdon

Dr Frankenstein, did you consider just paying a young woman for some blood, rather than, say, kidnapping the highly popular sexy cabaret dancer who everyone (and I mean the men) will now burn down your lab to rescue?

#Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

lady you're a vampire. Turn into a bat or something. #monsterdon

And again with the horse-and-buggy.

#monsterdon

see??? don't send a dracula to do a frankenstein's monster's job

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon
Had to go for snacks. No other way to survive!

So where did we get the tradition that Frankenstein monsters are green? The original films were black and white. Is it something to do with putrefaction? #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Oops, another ad block! So, who has tuberculosis? WE ALL DO. YAY! *cough cough*

WAIT

YOU'RE REUSING THIS HORSE FOOTAGE

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon how has this movie only been on for fifty minutes when I can't remember life outside of this movie?

Plot, Prisoner of Cinematography

#Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

Frankie chop! #Monsterdon

@trixter I like the clopping on dirt road sound effects, though. #Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

Oooh, Frank, so strong, so manly

#Monsterdon

I never thought I would see a movie less convincing at 100% ADR dialogue than the Beast of Yucca Flats but it's not even close. Characters actually spoke to one another in that one, even if you never saw their mouths. #monsterdon

Classic wrist-grab and neck-slap combo. #monsterdon

Dracula gave her neck melanoma!

#monsterdon

Poorly applied lipstick? #monsterdon

@huronbikes Reminds me of Mazda's television catchphrase "zoom zoom" #monsterdon

I’m hoping the neighbors aren’t hearing all this groaning #Monsterdon

This week's movie and last week's movie average out to about 22 plots per movie

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon His dream was to buy Alaska. After all, Seward's Icebox and all... right? This is a cartography documentary, right?

Does Dracula know how to drive?

#Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

I'm very worried that this lady doesn't realize she is in a film and they just kidnapped her. #Monsterdon

What happened to the other horse? #monsterdon

Why are there so many sick people in the forest, moaning and throwing up?

#Monsterdon

We now continue to our subplot: "grunting to horses"... #monsterdon

@diazona LOL, I was thinking the lady's screams & moans sounded porny. #Monsterdon

Dracula really needs some sleep. Did you see how red his eyes are?
#Monsterdon

Why does that carriage have an astrodroid?

#monsterdon
#DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

Okay that was a great Drac face. I'll give them that.

I lost track of what was happening because I was busy googling "why are like all European movies ADR'd"

#Monsterdon

@georgieboy 😂

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and after all that, Dracula forgot to bring him the girl

#monsterdon

There is an unsettlingly high amount of pained moaning in this film.

#Monsterdon

Middle-aged men licking necks

(gross)

#monsterdon

Now the horse sounds like a typewriter. #Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

Dracula discovers lipstick and fails #Monsterdon

Welcome to good burger home of the good burger can I take your order?

Yes, I'd like a blaah blaah blaah with cheese hold the catsup. #monsterdon