performing a kata? #monsterdon

OH good, they give them a zap. Because their energy levels in this are so very low. #monsterdon

Dr. Sewer is alive! #monsterdon

My working hypothesis is that the boom mic operator was trampled by a horse right as filming started and they didn't realize that there was no in scene audio recorded. So they had to add all the dialogue afterward in editing, and filled in the gaps with LOUD ORCHESTRA and ALL THE FOLEY. #Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

Not sure what all the humming is about
#monsterdon

@hollie True fact: I have never heard a dead person complain about weak abs or dry eyes. #monsterdon

Dr Seward
Dr Seward....

oh, oh, oh Dr Seward.

#monsterdon

[HUMMING INTENSIFIES] #monsterdon

Lighting-candles-guy looks like he has spray-on hair #monsterdon

@springdiesel poor sister, she's getting quite the baptism by fire, this is rough even by #Monsterdon standards!

This music makes me think the film needs dwarves. The mining kind. #Monsterdon

Huh? #Monsterdon

Why they give electric shocks on the newly created vampires? Only to who is the boss?
#monsterdon

So wait, the Roma people are actually heroes since Frankenstein said they were working against him. That's god to know
#monsterdon

OK movie. I laughed when I saw the couple strapped to two beds, writhing in unison. I don't know if that's what you were going for but it's the first reaction you've elicited other than annoyance or contempt. #monsterdon

@sealawyer fam u should watch "Sinners", it KILLS. #monsterdon

that's a lie, actually it was the lullaby these nice people are singing to him. how kind! #monsterdon

okay i must've zoned out, when did dr. s get murderised?

#monsterdon #draculaprisoneroffrankenstein

Sister, "Her puncture marks look like velcro."

#Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

He’s got food all over his face! #Monsterdon

Anyone else rather be watching the intense drama and energy of a slice of baloney and American cheese curling in the microwave right now?

#monsterdon

Out-of-focus Frankenstein! #Monsterdon

this movie put Dr Seward to sleep. #monsterdon

I kind of want to watch a good vampire movie now
#monsterdon

@Taweret monochrome sterdon!

#monsterdon

I'm not sure why the Igor is doing that zapping thing, so I'm going to assume that it somehow keeps the vampire's under Frankenstein's control.

#Monsterdon

Still mad they burned the redhead instead of turning her
#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon shoulda set a safe word

The couple that preys together, stays together?

#Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

So, Doc Frankestein didn't saw this other coffin right there?
#monsterdon

(somber group humming)

#Monsterdon

@Crazypedia @Taweret Can we imagine making any character from this movie into a meme?

No

#Monsterdon

Introducing Vampire Dana Scully. (Who is this character? Have we ever seen them before?
#monsterdon

There's the situp scene from the trailer #monsterdon

🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️

WatchVibe (TM)

Girl's Meaning Questioning⬆️
Bat Realism ⬇️
Harpsichord/Gong Combo Mood ⬆️

she’s always in bed #Monsterdon

@brooke I guess their blood is being used to drown more bats.

#Monsterdon

@moira That would make for a fun #monsterdon probably.. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0385639

They didn’t have microphones while filming this, did they? #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon
Very thoughtful, the rope rigging to keep the coffin doors from crashing loudly when they open. Clearly some vamp foresight going on.

Oh no, Lady Vampire #1 is going to find out Dracula and Lady Vampire #2 went out to eat without her #Monsterdon

Hooves again!!!

#Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

@moira "And there was death in that movie theater. And the death was ours."

#monsterdon

Is Lady Dracula 1 jealous that there is a Lady Dracula 2?
#Monsterdon

Acting is mostly done with the eyes. As this movie clearly demonstrates. #Monsterdon

@ranjit "Oh, little Bobby Frankenstein went to camp, Jenny's riding the bicycle, oh Uncle Victor raised an army of the dead! He always was just like grandpa." #Monsterdon

@Taweret I'm enjoying this movie more now that I'm thinking about it being an elaborate form of punishment from the Devil Girl

#Monsterdon

There's not that much movie left, and yet there seems to be a lot to get done. #Monsterdon

I’m going to have to watch Manos The Hands of Fate to cleanse my finely honed cinematographical palette when this is over. #Monsterdon

Is the woman vampire who is not Maria, part of the host? So are there 3, is she under his power too?

Do I care?

Actually, never mind.

#monsterdon

tbf I imagine Swingers do live a lot like Vampires.... #Monsterdon

#monsterdon No matter how much she came, she was never moist.

Is this woman a different vampire?

What is even going on?

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🧛 ⛓️ 🧟‍♂️ 😱

Literally all movement in this film takes at least 3-4x as long as it should take

(except for the horsies, who trot at perfect speed and amplitude)

Dracula looks young, but his eyebrows betray his age

#monsterdon

Looks like some vampire's got a case of the Mondays. #Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

This journal entry voiceover seems pretty unaware that the monster is an area boss in Laboratory, and that Frank is unequivocally Drac's subordinate ally. #Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

Stand off! Frankenstein in the road #Monsterdon

"She's saying something. Move closer."
< Agggghh... >
"what did she say?"
"Your knee is in my chest..."

#Monsterdon

@ramsey Norovirus #monsterdon

They're multiplying like bats!

#monsterdon
#DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

@CactuarJoe it's for his family holiday newsletter

#monsterdon

Wait a minute, those scabs weren't there before #monsterdon

@socketwench HOW. HOW?!

#monsterdon #draculaprisoneroffrankenstein

mfer looks like Daniel Craig after he rubs Jeremy Renner's hot sauce in his eyes #monsterdon

Was that blood gravy?? #monsterdon

My guy, the blood goes in your mouth, not your eyes.

#Monsterdon

We got some couple on couple vampire action! #Monsterdon

They need to replace all the bat whistles with Brett Goldstein yelling "WHISTLE!"

#Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

Dracula looks like he desperately needs medical attention and to sleep for a month
#monsterdon

So they moved Maria in with Dracula... Where's Blondie?

#Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

We're never going to find out what the girl vampire's deal is, are we. #Monsterdon

"congrats! you've now been recruited in the Frankenstein Army -- Dracula corps!" #monsterdon

What's with the diaper coffins
#Monsterdon

death coffin

the coffin that eats

#monsterdon #draculaprisoneroffrankenstein

#Monsterdon sorry, guys. The Owlbear is too confused to make coherent riffs at this point. So…

Remember all the horse but earlier? Good times.

MORE girl-on-girl vampire action!

And is that . . . chocolate milk?
#Monsterdon

Was that hearing-impaired scene all just an act? Confused #monsterdon

These fuckers used GUINEA PIGS for ALL the animal shrieks :D xD

#monsterdon #draculaprisoneroffrankenstein

Waste of a perfectly good match.
#monsterdon

@kcarr2015 Oh, sorry for the cultural insensitivity. #monsterdon

Doctor: What's the matter?

Actress rolling on floor screaming: My agent can't get me out of this contract...

#Monsterdon

@RobynGoodfellow someone on here did a GIF of it, landing and turning into a human shape, I wish I could find it.

it was amazing.

#monsterdon

I think this is the first dialogue in the entire movie that has taken the form of a conversation. We're getting closer to that bechdel test pass #monsterdon

wait, where are the blonde vampire girl?
And who is the generic greyhair?
#monsterdon

His & hers beds because, despite all the butt and boob showing, you've gotta follow the Hayes Code.

#DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein #Monsterdon

(distant bat shrieking) (moaning) #monsterdon

He got nervous that she was leading him to the sleeping bed, but she made a last-second pivot to the sex bed. #monsterdon

Okay, lets count how many girls are their?
Screaming Dracula bit girl
dead French singer Mando babe
Girl-bit gypsy vampire girl
Vampire bride
And bat. Is there more than one bat?
#monsterdon

Oops, a new victim enters the scene.
(Cue Pokémon fight music)

Time for a steamy love scene…break out the twin beds placed four feet apart

#Monsterdon

WAIT

THAT WEIRD ANIMAL SHRIEK

IT'S GUINEA PIGS

#monsterdon #draculaprisoneroffrankenstein

@kshernandez
It's not annoying, it's European. 🤷‍♂️

#Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

#Monsterdon dracula's castle is always in a permanent cloud layer

"microclimates" they call it

"...what are my lines? I only see hmmm on the page."
"Those are your lines."

#Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

I suppose it's too much to hope we're suddenly watching a different movie now

#Monsterdon

@arisummerland Umm. Nothing.

#Monsterdon

"What is it...?"
"It's a ruined castle."
"Could it be a ruined Abby?"
"If it is, it would be... Abby Normal."
< All actors look at camera >

#Monsterdon

And they bit two friends, then they bit two friends, and so on, and so on…
#Monsterdon

Darling, we need to talk
mmm
I'm in love with Martin
mmm
I'm leaving you
mmm
Say something!!
mmm
#monsterdon

Okay like who is the dude in the fur coat? Making out before dinner? What is going on?
#Monsterdon