You could dupe the audio of this film and sell it as a spooky Halloween sound effects CD. In fact I'd say there's a non-zero chance that might have happened. #monsterdon
Okay, hi monster, but what are the horse butts up to?
#DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein #Monsterdon
"and now... I have reached the bottom of the stairs!" #monsterdon
The camera operator certainly figured out the zoom, but definitely not the focus #monsterdon
Oh my God somebody please kill the foley guy who found that "bat" noise.
whatcha gonna do, doc - eyedropper him to death?
Muppet "The Count" Bat from Sesame Street-Fu!
Fan edit: Dracula, Prisoner of Frankenstein (no fake bat scream noises) #Monsterdon
oh he almost had itβ¦.achievement unlocked: door #Monsterdon
If this were made by the team that did Godzilla: Final Wars we would have seen several monster fights accompanied by diverse musical themes by this point #monsterdon
By all means, TAKE YOUR TIME driving that stake through his heart.
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why do I get the feeling that the outside and inside doors are two _entirely_ different doors. #monsterdon
#monsterdon Lens flare, silly zoom effects, is this a JJ Abrams flick? He was what, 6 years old in 1972? Plausibleβ¦
The less you have to dub the cheap it is!!
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No pause! Only stake! #Monsterdon
Bring back the cat that was a cute fucken cat
wasn't someone gonna take someone prisoner at some point? #monsterdon
Never seen or heard a bat. Makes vampire movie. #Monsterdon
#monsterdon ah yes, gliding, the classic bat behaviour
that balalaka is looping harder than a scooby doo chase scene
@Taweret it will sound like *pow pew screech cash register*
That bat swallowed a whistle.
I feel like the bars on the second floor windows are more to keep people in than to keep people out!
CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP EEEEK CLOMP CLOP WHOOSH CLOMP EEEK #monsterdon
From elongated door creaking to bat screeching. Please stop #monsterdon
We don't need no stinking dialogue.
Door open, door close > zoom in, zoom out
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Anyone have a bingo card?
We've had lousy bat effects.
Cat screech
Too much Skin showing
Vampire at window
Even creepy doll play
And
I NEVER oil my hinges
A timeline vascillating between #monsterdon and #realtime real world politics in #LA... and on the #Meditteranean Sea.....
Are we not entertained!!!?
Itβs giving Monty Python and the Holy Grail in the opening sequence.
dude, didnβt you learn to knock doors?
#Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein #DraculaContraFrankestein
And now, Dracula on the Haunted Harpsichord. #Monsterdon
even that door trying to shove that man out of this film. like, dude, please, you don't wanna be here. #monsterdon
@Taweret let him turn on his recorder first
The producers took all the money they saved on dialogue and spent it on Foley artists, apparently #Monsterdon
Dude, oil your ferking door! #monsterdon
is this guy The Jonathan
I always forget about #monsterdon until it's too late (curse of the west coast.) The mix of bell clappers and eyeballs sounds at once unmissable and maybe intolerable to this change ringer.
OMG! They zoomed out after a zoom in and then zoomed back in. We get it, some dude is at a castle and walking!
#Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein
This long horse drawn carriage journey to a foreboding castle could have been an email
so, what - a third of this foley is from Walt Disney's Haunted Mansion Sound Effects Album for Halloween?
next will be *dialogue* maybe?
@apLundell We should totally do Nosferatu sometime
Man, those Jehovas Witnesses just don't give up, huh. #Monsterdon
Door farts. #Monsterdon
That was a really long driving scene behind the horse buns. #monsterdon
Lol no matter how much lonely wind and fake crow caws you add, it still looks like Dracula summers on the Amalfi coast
I think I saw this place on "Mediocre Castles of Europe"
This movie is impressively incomprehensible, even for a shitty European 70s horror flick.
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It's a pull door. #monsterdon
brb imma travel back in time and beat this movie's foley guy with a baseball bat
where was this shot? Valladolid?
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#Monsterdon sorry i'm thinking of a better movie ;)
Credit where it's due, this movie delivers all the ominous whooshing you'll ever desire. #monsterdon
@mmezabet depends upon how much you're into horse butts
clearly
Day-for-night-shot-fu!
#Monsterdon what knockers
Once again for #monsterdon we have a messed up cover of the theme from The Third Man at 11:10. That makes 2 that I've noticed so far, I should try to locate where the other one was...
Amazing, a 100% filler by length film. And well before the Netflix era. Truly a movie ahead of it's time.
CLOP CLOP CLOP WHOOSH: The Movie #monsterdon
Clearly the filmmaker overestimated how exciting a journey in a horse-drawn carriage is.
#monsterdon If I wanted a Dracula movie with no dialog, I'd just watch Nosferatu.
At least that didn't have stupid sound effects.
Mr discount foley, was itching to use the squeaking-door effect, and he's not going to let it go.
Iβm really digging this. JesΓΊs Franco took a risk, and itβs actually really well done, in terms of the auditory aesthetic and cinematography.
Has there been any dialogue yet?
OOO creaky door sound! #Monsterdon
that was a distance marker in passing, _not_ a front-load washer #monsterdon
The sound effects are amazing. That wind howl.... #Monsterdon
No more eye trauma plz.
Oh that is a really noisy ... spinning wheel sound? That clicking is driving me mad.
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now that iβm watching this i realize i probably could have just used the normal audio track for the countdown instead of looking for an isolated score #monsterdon
There wolf. There... castle!
9 minutes in before the first spoken words, gotta be a record
Hey coachman what's your favorite outkast song?
OK, that's pretty uninspired but I guess it's fine.
#monsterdon I am now mocking ads. Spanish Febreeze ad... fast spanish. La la la, la laaaaa.
The first line of dialog is spoken to an animal. "Yah!". #monsterdon
@strangefour Except in #Monsterdon we have only ourselves to blame and God knows it
Are you trying to tell me this is some kind of coherent movie or something?
I've just had a minute of a horse's ass
The gravel. It is so CRUNCHY for walking on. #Monsterdon
Hey, yah? This teamster''s cooler than being cool. #monsterdon
"Hey, yah!" Will be important later, or this shot wouldn't exist. π§ #monsterdon
10 minutes and not one word but plenty of horsesβ ass
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So what I'm getting is that #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein is less of a film and more of a tone poem
This horse driver's "Yeah ha!" is like 25% of the dialog up to this point in the film. #monsterdon
Musical cue! Also pretty sure most of the budget for this movie was blown on carriage rental. #monsterdon
Who is this guy in the horse carriage and why should I care?
Also, dear movie, more horses and less eyeballs, please and thank you
#Monsterdon was⦠was the entire cast featured extras? Are Italian actors paid by the word?
#Monsterdon horse butts and eyeballs
Glad the horses seem to speak his language, 'cos I sure as hell don't. #Monsterdon
Worst Lasik doctor ever #monsterdon
Is there a Bechdel test for people talking to horses? #monsterdon
#Monsterdon This feels like it should be giallo, but it isn't, and that bugs me.
Ok Fawesome, demonstrate your fawesomeness!
#monsterdon YAY! Bimzelx! Take a pill! You'll die! Tuberculoisis! You'll shit your brains out! BUT GOD YOU LOOK FABULOUS!
more horse's ass shots than i was expecting tbh
twing twang twung twong