Tiny train, tiny train, tiny train!

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The model monorail is just adorable though

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Aw yeah, bring on the model destruction :D #Monsterdon

You can always tell the Secret Police because of their brown sportcoats #monsterdon

toshiba sponsorship get
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orange skirt suit with black pussybow is just the futuristic fashion i'd expect for 1999 #Monsterdon

Also, I think we have "alien abduction" after the fact! #Monsterdon

The fit on that dude gathering rocks or whatever at the creek is top notch. #Monsterdon

Arrows! We must have informative arrows!

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Time for the evacuation! #Monsterdon #DestroyAllMonsters

HERE COMES RODAN!
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Scientist offers theories! #Monsterdon

They found one in a coconut? So the aliens are being aided by the Professor? #Monsterdon

ah, yes, the ol' rocket launch.

Nothing unintended ever happens there!

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wait. you're just randomly finding these? like on top of mount blanc and inside a coconut?

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HERE HE COMES
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evacuation scene!? for me? you shouldn't have! <3 #Monsterdon

That's right your son is on the moon (Maniac laughter) is he okay?

#Monsterdon

UN: journalists, please don't cause a panic
also UN: the aliens walk among us, could be anyone
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…Are these guys just pretending to be authorities to grope women? #Monsterdon #DestroyAllMonsters

@funkula dammit now I want doughnuts

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Yes, that's what it is. "RADAR." #monsterdon #destroyallmonsters

Doing sky donuts in the space plane #monsterdon

the real fiction is the crisp color television on a unit that small in that era

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All this scene is missing is Eva Gabor

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These English dubs are hilariously camp. #Monsterdon

Japanese Elmer Fudd found the key to salvation quite by accident. #Monsterdon

Lol this voiceover. Sounds like any old crank from any anime from the last 60 years. #monsterdon #destroyallmonsters

@arisummerland I'm getting one about the World Poker Tour #monsterdon

That's Tycho from Paint the Line! What a cameo!

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Unusual wavelength 👀👀

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@rwhe YES! Except I guess here he has a cow instead of a dog. #Monsterdon #DestroyAllMonsters

the Asteroid Belt Bylaws require you to put microchip transmitters in all your pets #Monsterdon

That cow though. Perfection.

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how did we cut this metal thing in half without breaking it i'm like 100% sure we would have broken it

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and this cop's goofy voice is why i pick the dubs for #Monsterdon

"If we find the source we can jam them!"

YOU jam them, old man! #Monsterdon

@trixter Like the guy who wandered into the circus tent in Killer Klowns! #monsterdon

I suppose we're just lucky none of them were smoking in there >_> #Monsterdon

I feel like it is easy to tell metal from non metal

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I think they just filmed a random boat speeding by to save money. That's good thinking. #Monsterdon

'Course, this was back when you only had to mask up when you were a doctor. Everyone else just sat there spewing bacteria into the clean room. #Monsterdon

Seriously, what happened to diagnostic imaging?

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"I think it's some kind of metal!" "Well, you're not wrong."

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It’s the Japanese version of the old guy who is always in American movies! #Monsterdon #DestroyAllMonsters

Ah, yes, a very expensive Swiss movement!

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Oh, juicy. Not a bad effect, actually. #Monsterdon

Someone shot him with a BB gun. #Monsterdon #DestroyAllMonsters

@jonny I too lost track of who were the Moon hotshots specifically #monsterdon

@chirpbirb I kind of thought it was a Bond movie all along

I'm imagining a whole series of Bond+Kaiju, that would be amazing

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"Like a remote control!" You know, because all remote controlled things have tiny strange metal balls.
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"What's this skin lesion?" immediately cuts it open

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The Special Police and the Alien Yakuza in a heated shootout.

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Y'know I think this might actually be the same beach from Dogora. I recognize some of these outcrops. It's not quite a BBC quarry, but still. #Monsterdon

I'm so confused by this movie's mixture of firearms.

The laser pew-pew guns emit smoke, is great??

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Simultaneous monster attacks on New York, London, Paris, Moscow, and Peking … THIS IS OBVIOUSLY THE WORK OF THE NON-ALIGNED MOVEMENT! THOSE KAIJU ARE WORKING FOR SUKARNO AND TITO!
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nu metal? you mean like, korn? #Monsterdon

how would he know that they're using like a remote control if it's a new metal/technology???

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I feel like the guns that go BANG have a bit of advantage against these little "pew pew" pistols. #Monsterdon #DestroyAllMonsters

@diazona The pistols are so cute #monsterdon

None of these people can hit anything. My god, it's like watching @starkraving666 play a video game. #monsterdon #destroyallmonsters

i usually don't now whats going on in #monsterdon but i especially have no idea what's going on right now. who are all these people

pew pew pew pew! #monsterdon

@plaidtron3000 Japanese craftsmanship

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Shopkeeper: I have a young son on the moon! That's how I can tell those things!
Local constable: Oh! I didn't know that!

Me: I have questions

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"how did you know she was brainwashed by the aliens?"
"she wore her gold pumps for a walk on the beach" #Monsterdon

SPY IMPLANT???
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mah dudes, that bro is de-ceased, he is an ex-official, did you see how far he fell, he does not want any more crackers. #Monsterdon

That was an unsuccessful encyclopedia salesman. Now here's TWO unsuccessful encyclopedia salesmen. #Monsterdon #DestroyAllMonsters

She hired the Smirk Squad. #Monsterdon

I suspect it may have been a doll...

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@forestine Director to cinematographer. "I really want the architecture to have a big role in this scene." #monsterdon #destroyallmonsters

8.0, 8.3, 9.2, 8.5...an oh, crushing, a 4.2 from the Russian judge! No gold metal for Japan today!

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Oh my god! He turned into a mannequin and jumped out the window! #Monsterdon

this very quickly turned into a james bond movie
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This is the best pew pew pew

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Bye. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Why, it's a baby tingler!

@yatsu "And don't come back until you've redeemed yourselves!"

"Boys, you gotta learn not to talk to Godzilla like that." #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Kyoko looks gorgeous in that outfit. Like, I am living for the gold trim on her scarf accenting the trim on her skirt, her purse, and her pretty gold shoes! #DestroyAllMonsters

I love how carefully planned the shot is through the interior design. #monsterdon #destroyallmonsters

@springdew maybe they just offered him much better medical benefits #monsterdon

@diazona SCIENCE FOR THE SCIENCE GOD #Monsterdon
@CactuarJoe

@weberam2 seriously same. i was only introduced to them through #monsterdon and i literally cannot get enough of them. the cheaper the ripoff the better, but the toho ones are life changing

is this the same beach where they had that chase scene in the other movie? where are my sparkly pollen aliens? #Monsterdon

i love him holding the futuristic pistol it just looks like he's holding a terrible sonic screwdriver lmfao

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brainwarshed?

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Aw man, they're on the Space Monster Dogora beach. Wonder if they cleaned up those gangsters yet. #Monsterdon

just remember space dorothy, you can go home at any time

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The most natural way to walk. The ideal shoes for the beach. 10/10 no notes

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Gold kitten heels on the beach. #monsterdon #destroyallmonsters

um-- woah woah woah woah dude woah #Monsterdon

"The air smelled of what he would politely call 'second-hand baked beans.'" #monsterdon #destroyallmonsters

@diazona He was grabbing kinda mid-torso there, way too familiar for First Contact. That's Third Contact at the earliest. #Monsterdon

guy getting shot in the face in a kids movie. with blood and everything. why not

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That's some quality pew-pew

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They turned Rodan into Rodrone #monsterdon

Destroying major cities is good fun,, but shooting a mind controlled guy in the head hits different. #Monsterdon #DestroyAllMonsters

Pew! Pew! Pew! #Monsterdon #DestroyAllMonsters

Now we've got pew-pew lasers! That's better.

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