Self-propelled arty/missile combo not as cool as maser tanks. #Monsterdon

I like this really guttural voiced general, almost sounds like Danny devito #monsterdon

Godzilla doing a big steppy on the tanks!
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him do BIG tank steppy
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look heres godzilla! he's waving to us!

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someone needs to get out and push that tan-- ah. nevermind. #Monsterdon

I'll count that as hugging, though, even if the "let me just physically overpower this woman" prelude to that makes it, uh, uncomfortable

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I hope there's no married men in those vehicles...just saying. #Monsterdon

stand by for action!

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the jaunty "we're off to waste our ammo" music #monsterdon

USE THE EMERGENCY ROCKETS TO COMPENSATE FOR GODZILLA'S LAZER BREATH
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@swelljoe I think they are the ones that did the mind control earrings and mind control orbs hidden in coconuts #monsterdon

Girl, you need to that guy a knee to the groin #Monsterdon

I remember... the Alamo. #Monsterdon #DestroyAllMonsters

lets just have her ear continue to gush blood throughout the scene i guess

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this japanese military leader sounds like dr. girlfriend

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gimmie hug! - godzilla, probably
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Dude you just shredded her earlobes, maybe don't give her a concussion, too. #Monsterdon

@plaidtron3000 This is the kind of thinking that gave us the Oceangate Titan, assuming space vehicles can just do anything. #Monsterdon #DestroyAllMonsters

Don't forget #Monsterdon Bingo

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Oh dang, he ripped the implant out with his bare hands, jeez #Monsterdon

Rip those earrings right out while we all watch

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It's his wife, he can treat her how he likes. Up to and including flesh wounds. #monsterdon #destroyallmonsters

Do we know what "Kilaaks" are? I guess that's the alien lady? I must have been too focused on my dinner because I didn't see any mention of that until just now. #Monsterdon

this is just a morality tale about the dangers of pierced ears #monsterdon

geez. you cant remove earrings without drawing blood, dude

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Poor Kyoko, she got her fucking earrings ripped out. She's traumatized, confused, and bleeding, be patient with her.
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"let's leave her alone" says the guy just shaking her like a rag doll. #Monsterdon

Oh yeah, I forgot, Mothra and the Shobijin were going through a trial separation in the late 60s when this movie was made, after they caught Mothra cheating with two other tiny twin priestesses …
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these model tanks are adorable ngl

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@Taweret Usually she doesn't take the moth form until it's time for her to engage in heroic self-sacrifice, so she's putting that off #monsterdon

"you'll go underground... with your spaceship." now WHAT kind of showdown scene are they setting up for #monsterdon

are you saying some of these people are made of newspaper?

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"it's alright, you're just bleeding from the ears"

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John Cleese exits the elevator... #Monsterdon

"Go underground. With your spaceship." You know, that place where your SPACE ship was designed specifically to never go. #monsterdon #destroyallmonsters

@neia We’re going to the moon regularly but still using conventional weapons against kaiju smh #Monsterdon #DestroyAllMonsters

Tim Curry knew all along that the Kaiju attacks were a red herring …
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"i'm trying to help you!!!" [injures her]

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@Louisa That's Magna! Not the most popular kaiju, admittedly. #monsterdon #destroyallmonsters

Oh no, not the onsen! ♨️🙀

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The sign says "Days since city was leveled by rockets 0" #Monsterdon #DestroyAllMonsters

@Louisa Manda was in Atragon but i don't think he got enough screen time tbh #Monsterdon

I'm pretty sure we're probably to the point of being able to consider a Tokyo landmark having been destroyed at this point, too! #Monsterdon

Baby Mothra: Bitch, I'm a train. #Monsterdon

"We stopped them too late." Wait, the military stopped the monsters? The monsters didn't just get tired and go home?

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i could go for either a vaporwave or a big thief music video with a slowed down version of godzilla doing a bunch of tai chi moves through a cloud of missiles #monsterdon

@CactuarJoe They were probably expecting to find a lime instead #monsterdon

Like 90% of those rockets are just flying off into the countryside killing farmers and livestock. #Monsterdon

Mothra really hates transit in this one. "Fuck them trains!" #Monsterdon

There she is!!!!
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Imma call this monster team up just because we have multiple monsters destroying the same city. #Monsterdon

@LK_877 When I was a kid, I LOVED that bit: the Army righteously destroying buildings and totally not hurting Godzilla, but they had great MUSIC!

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the death toll exceeded two million

but the music was jaunty

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love an alien-possessed woman who knows exactly where the debris is going to fall and strikes through it like a boss

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@arisummerland
Probably a pubes trimmer.

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@joewynne I almost expected that to end "...because they could not be let out of their contracts" 😛

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Well, on the upside, she had an easier time of it than Chekov did...

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Does this count as a "brawl"? We definitely have 3+ monsters, but it doesn't feel like a brawl. I'm not gonna count it.

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"Do you think there's a connection?" no, i'm just mentioning some things that've happened, seemed like a good thing to do at the time. #Monsterdon

@Louisa@mastodon.xyz He's dancing!

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Thank goodness the conventional weapons are here, this should be resolved in no time #monsterdon

why is mothra still in larval form tho?

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Generations of people knowing that weapons of mass destruction don't work on the kaiju, but I guess they're willing to give them another shot. Yet, in the next room are the scientists who invented the way to confine them to an island, and will who will never be consulted. #monsterdon #destroyallmonsters

The music is just so goofy in combination with the monster rampage.

And the Japanese military hasn't learned to use masers yet. Alas

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Huh?? What's #Monsterdon??? Why is it trending??

All the rockets are hitting the buildings! Hey guys try AIMING! #Monsterdon #DestroyAllMonsters

I love how Godzilla's just throwing little punches all the time in this, he's like the Cowardly Lion picking a fight

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The heroic but useless use of military hardware theme!! #Monsterdon

i like manda. they should use them in these movies more

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hell yeah some great city smashing #monsterdon

[repeat godzilla noise until city destroyed]
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Monsters, should we attack!
Nah, let's give them some time to catch up first

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BRING OUT THE MASER TANKS (etc.)

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lots of closeup on that debris, like that too

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@blogdiva 🤣 "When a kaiju comes along, you must whip it!"
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"Godzilla HATES five-over-ones!" #Monsterdon

The effort they put into getting the shot of Manda winding around the monoral! I love it! #breaksIntoMonorailSong #monsterdon #destroyallmonsters

oh no. my dvd froze for a sec but it seems okay now

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"It's time! Launch the rockets!"
"Should we aim them at the monsters?"
"Nah, just launch them"
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...Is that Reptilicus? #Monsterdon

So are we getting Monster Team Up here or Monster Brawl? This is so far _looking_ like Team Up? #Monsterdon

nooooo not the SRT, again!!! #Monsterdon #toronto

G is super pumped. #Monsterdon

MF Doom in the house

(also, counting this as "monster team-up" but I think that's a gimme for this plot anyway)

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pioneer sponsorship get
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manda! haven't seen you since atragon! how you been?

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@jonny That's a closeup of a Brain Eater #monsterdon

LAUNCH THE ROCKETS!

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Screw you, Toshiba! #Monsterdon

Checking the back of her neck for the little bug tail like in that star trek episode #monsterdon

the model cityscapes in this one are delightful if I had the means and the space I would construct a kaiju themed model railway like this #Monsterdon

and we've arrived at the Conventional Weapons portion of tonight's program. (^_^) #Monsterdon

I wonder how stock market speculation works in kaiju movies. I mean, surely the price of oil must sky-rocket every time one of those monsters attack the petroleum refineries -- and they always attack the oil refineries ...
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imagine how offended Japan would be if Godzilla only went to the other countries #Monsterdon

HERE COME THE BIG GUNS
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@neia look at it go. thank you to whoever decided it needed a full 20 seconds #monsterdon

"He's come at last!" That's what she said. #monsterdon #destroyallmonsters

I know the difference between postcard real and real real!

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All the moving vehicles in the models. This is gourmet! #Monsterdon #DestroyAllMonsters