they accidentally landed in the giant broil chamber RIP

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THAT LITTLE ROVER. #Monsterdon #DestroyAllMonsters

oh wow i want one of those. #MoonRover #Monsterdon

@trixter yawwwwww my little one always sits on the other side of the couch because she gets mad that i have to use my hands to type #monsterdon

Geeze. All these other models are top notch but this UFO is wobbling like Ed Wood made it. #Monsterdon #DestroyAllMonsters

I love how wobbly the saucers are. They're very advanced aliens, they just hate having a smooth ride

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@WhiskeySailor@history.lol The Cassini Swamp, yeah. You haven't heard of it?

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"Decelerate" means "keep the rockets pointing forward" I guess?

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the rocket landing looks like that one scene from wall-e

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Oh NO! Not cave fire!
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Sure, the Kilaaks are attempting to destroy all humanity, but they do seem pretty progressive on gender issues, so they have that going for them! Kind of like that pre-Zsa Zsa Gabor Venusian Matriarchal Dictatorship in Queen of Outer Space.
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excuse me are they on the MOON #monsterdon

#monsterdon triple perspex dome device, 6 domes total, that is a LOT of dome

Wait, there is a swamp in the moon?

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No machine, not even built by Fujitsu or the Japanese government, can control Kaiju like a pair of Smol Ladies singing a lullaby or a telepathic schoolgirl #Monsterdon

Humanity should have at least one moon base by now. We're way behind schedule #Monsterdon

Turtleneck Friday at the office. #Monsterdon

it was the moon! the moon in the sky! no one ever goes there except oh wait i guess they do there's an entire moonbase nevermind

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It was the moon! It was the moon all along! #monsterdon #destroyallmonsters

some really nice retro scifi aesthetics in this. honda always nails that

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@nev GODZ ILLA #knuckletats #Monsterdon

The Kilaaks didn't even deliver an ultimatum. They just unleashed a bunch of monsters, played coy, and eventually told some random people they need to surrender the entire planet. I'm beginning to think they don't really want humanity enslaved.

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I want that keyboard

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yep, them's geodes

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swamp-ass crater

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@plaidtron3000 'herez the base, have a righteous day' - godzilla #monsterdon

i need a button that pops up a clipboard for me. #Monsterdon

deese terms right here?

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So who's interested in time shares? #Monsterdon

Kinda love those blue chunky keycaps on the keyboard they zoomed in on.
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"NOW WE HAVE A CHANCE..."

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oooohh, they also grabbed irwin's time tunnel, good call, that thing was boss

just don't, you know

use it

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THIS IS OUR BASE OF PASTEL LIGHT EFFECTS - LOOK AND BE AWED

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i still have no idea what these giant rooms filled with equipment do except something vaguely sciencey.

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"I lured you all here today because I want to tell you something! Buy Amway!" #Monsterdon

all your base are belong to us #monsterdon #destroyallmonsters

glittergirl has a posse and a lost in space set

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Wait, it's not a cave, it's a MIME CAVE! You fools, run! #Monsterdon

how many ishiro honda films have we seen now? i think we're gotta be up to about 20 and im not exaggerating

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finally, a return to the caves of #monsterdon

@jonny When the walls fell? #monsterdon #destroyallmonsters

"It's a cave all right."

Thanks, Eagle Eye >_> #Monsterdon

"This is a cave all right." Says dude standing in A CAVE. #monsterdon #destroyallmonsters

The beautiful, shiny alien women are back! They all have great eyeliner, doe eyes were SOOOO in during the 60's
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toho loves them some caves

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godzilla blasts them a quick shaka and goes about his business #monsterdon

@nev Filmed in a forest right outside Kowloon. #monsterdon #destroyallmonsters

Shakin' that tree boss. Shakin' that tree. #Monsterdon #DestroyAllMonsters

#monsterdon the inconsistency in the size of Godzilla is getting me. At the same time the movie wants me to believe it is tall enough to wade across oceans (i.e. his height is measured in kilometres at least) and is also not a whole lot taller than those trees. The scale is all out of wack.

I think Godzilla is flirting. Did that little head flip to the side, like, "Hey girl, you wanna get out of here?" #Monsterdon

ah, she's got acolytes now. shiny. #Monsterdon

it's the alien women again!!!
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Godzilla just snuck up on these motherfers like he wasn’t a 20 story tall monster. #Monsterdon

this has real "filmed in a forest right outside of Vancouver" vibes. if you know you know #Monsterdon

oh yeah i remember that scene from king kong

everybody up for wayyyyyy to many giant insects?

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I would be less afraid of Baragon than Giant Frankenstein's Monster #monsterdon

pull out your gun, the rocks might attack
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every scene is me just going "now WHO are these guys!? who cares, it's godzilla again" #monsterdon

Godzilla wants to play! Why are all the tiny humans running?

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"If we investigate the area, we'll find out where the Kilaaks are!"

And meanwhile, in Osaka, a very confused man tries to figure out why he keeps making models of Mount Fuji with his rice...

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I sure hope they have masks

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@Taweret This is not a surprise, I feel

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@moira First the misogynist violence. Now he just needs to say something REALLY RACIST and we'll be convinced. #monsterdon #destroyallmonsters

So let's cut to the slopes of Mount Fuji! #Monsterdon

who put this fan in this tree, guys? i get that you're trying to help, but that's not how global warming works. #Monsterdon

pardner

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"Open all rockets ... open them all the way ..."

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Here comes the boyyyyy Godzilla!
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Open them ALL THE WAY. #monsterdon #destroyallmonsters

godzilla looks like he just wants to talk about his feelings

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"These have something to do with those keylocks, or I'm not trying to sound like John Wayne!"

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Second progress shot on tonight’s new Monsterdrawn art piece. Got that sparkly sci-fi chainmail down, now onto the face!
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I'm sorry, is that UFO an *actual* pie tin? It had scalloped edges! #Monsterdon

I love how the wind just... starts up. For no reason.

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Engineer: "Here's a design for a missile tank. And this is a heavy tank with a ballistic main gun. And this is a dedicated radar vehicle."
Military: "We don't have the budget for three types of vehicle. Can't we just jam them together?"

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I wonder if tanks feel to monsters as Lego’s do to humans. #Monsterdon

These space men in their lego space helmets. Lol. #monsterdon #destroyallmonsters

"we'll find it if it takes us forever!"
i don't think this movie has the budget for that, but go on.
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#monsterdon wait are we still in the documentary?

These is one motif in here that sounds like it's threatening to turn into the RoboCop theme at any moment

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@CactuarJoe Color in movies was still relatively new and exciting, it’s the 60s version of those shots in modern movies that were absolutely done for the 3D version. #Monsterdon #DestroyAllMonsters

THERE y'go! Isn't that satisfying? :D #Monsterdon

Those are really big tanks, relative to the buildings earlier. #Monsterdon

No one said point range, idiot #Monsterdon

Stomp 'em, Godzilla, y'know you want to. #Monsterdon

Guys, Godzilla is several hundred feet off to the left of where you're aiming. Watch where you're shooting.

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What are the spinning dishes on the rocket cars for? It's definitely not aiming. #Monsterdon #DestroyAllMonsters These guys make Stormtroopers look like William freaking Tell.

i thought all the engines were on??? how the fuck does this rocketship work

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So the aliens control us via mind control gases, neck pellets, and compromised fashion accessories? #Monsterdon

here comes our buddy the durian kaiju #Monsterdon

i love the horseshoes with tubes, just spinning around, not doing anything

they're very happy and are just having a good time

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this is truly what is meant by the fog of war #Monsterdon

The problem is, with those yellow helmets our heroes look like hi-tech Japanese kindergarteners. #Monsterdon

Godzilla playing with his toy tank

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"it's pulling out!"

not a good technique.

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All the missiles and barrels and rocket ships tilting into position. Very phallic. Very masculine. And considering how useful they'll be, pretty much on point. #monsterdon #destroyallmonsters

SID DAVIS TRIED TO WARN 'EM NOT TO PIERCE THEIR EARS!
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The miniatures are so good, especially the armor and artillery. They must have had a blast with this one.

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Spiky Boi’s time to shine! #Monsterdon #DestroyAllMonsters

toy tanks!

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