"godzilla's very near" ... and dear to my heart. #Monsterdon

Shake Hands With Danger, yall #monsterdon #destroyallmonsters

OHHHH the shiny alien women are living metal, that totally makes sense! /Sarcasm
#Monsterdon #DestroyAllMonsters

OH NO ROBOT

#monsterdon #DestroyAllMonsters

Destroy All Monsters, or Moon Adventures!

#Monsterdon

Captain, you'll overload the warp engines...wrong franchise. #Monsterdon

lets just have a ten minute scene where our heroes dismantle a piece of equipment

on the moon!

#monsterdon

DANGER! DANGER WILL ROBINSON! DANGER!

#monsterdon #DestroyAllMonsters

They should laser the melty plastic parts. Just sayin’. #Monsterdon

@moira nope

There's some rocks involved

The rocks are dead apparently

#Monsterdon

[intensely focused on a terrible moldy block of cheese]

#Monsterdon #DestroyAllMonsters

@Taweret OH NOES the monsters are destroying the cities we have to figure out how t-SQUIRREL!!! #Monsterdon

I do like how the extension cord is catching on fire. That's what happens when you use extension cords for your particle beam weapons. #monsterdon #destroyallmonsters

@Taweret When you put it like /that/, sure, it doesn't sound great.

Honestly though: try and tell me that this is the worst plan they've come up with in a kaiju movie?

#monsterdon

be sure to stare directly into the particle beam #monsterdon #destroyallmonsters

the depressed command center scenes are an absolutely incredible pacing counterpoint to the MOON GUY TIME #monsterdon

Let’s just fly our toasted spaceship on outta here… #Monsterdon #DestroyAllMonsters

"the monsters are under our control now!"

pretty sure the monsters have free will again but sure i guess

#Monsterdon #DestroyAllMonsters

Such concentration for holding a laser cutter in place

#Monsterdon

The guy doing the dub for the British Gentleman was totally trying for James Mason. Trying and failing. #Monsterdon #DestroyAllMonsters

"the monsters are under our control now!"
mommy, why is Godzilla doing the macarena?
#Monsterdon

Coffee makes everything better.

#monsterdon
#DestroyAllMonsters

hand drawn laser is cool

i don't know what we're doing wiht it but its cool

#monsterdon

Shaddup, Obvious Gaijin. #Monsterdon

Angle grinders really haven’t evolved since the 60s. #Monsterdon

Ah yes, the Kiraaks must have turned from perfect human facsimiles into grey slugs because they must need high heat to NOT be grey slugs, it almost makes too much sense

#Monsterdon

oh yeah i've totally lost track, what's going on? anybody know?

#monsterdon #DestroyAllMonsters

@Taweret purely vibing on them doing moon stuff in the yellow suits at this point, it is a music video #monsterdon

Ugly faces always make lasers work harder #monsterdon

This lasering music is delightful. #Monsterdon #DestroyAllMonsters

#monsterdon Starbucks logo ripoff but it's King Ghidora instead of the mermaid... Baby sinclair is really enjoying the shit out of this fight

i was promised ALL monsters and i am seriously underimpressed #Monsterdon

i really don't know what our heroes are trying to do or why or what happened to the kaiju. are there still kaiju?

#monsterdon

Sir? Sir, please don't fondle the lazer cannon. Sir, please. #Monsterdon

are.........................we all doomed? #monsterdon #destroyallmonsters

Seize the floating oscillation overthrusters nested in the plastic salad bowls! USE FIRE IF NECESSARY. #monsterdon #destroyallmonsters

"What is it?"

"I don't know...let's take it with us"

...because that always works out great right? #Monsterdon

the MUSIC cannot decide if they are spooky litel worms or if they are happy pastoral worms with these occasional major resolutions #monsterdon

"What is this thing?"

Is it wrong that I want to lick it? #Monsterdon

@WhiskeySailor @Taweret there are probably delicious moon dolphins or something, why not

#Monsterdon

you know he's European by that double-breasted vest he's sporting. (-_-) #Monsterdon

Ahh, the Kiraku can only exist in warm climates. Hence the coconut trees.

#Monsterdon

"Destroy all the important parts!" If you can identify what's important and what's not in technology vastly alien to yours! #monsterdon #destroyallmonsters

@Zerofactorial @davesdogmaggie "Gas Wrangler," you usually only see those on cooking shows during the chili episodes. #Monsterdon

@Fanfalla little known fact about female anatomy

#Monsterdon #DestroyAllMonsters

#monsterdon So I'm still getting up to speed with all the canon here are you telling me That Godzilla is Baby Sinclair's real dad? Oh wow tabbed away for a second 1:15 in it seems to have gone full aristocrats...

@Zerofactorial
#Monsterdon

@Taweret talking their union mandated lunch break

#Monsterdon

@Taweret *cut to Godzilla doing a little dance as he kicks over buildings* #Monsterdon #DestroyAllMonsters

"we can't reach them"
"what's that mean?"

WE LITERALLY CAN'T TALK TO THEM DOES IT LOOK LIKE I KNOW

#Monsterdon #DestroyAllMonsters

I knew I'd seen that rover somewhere. #Monsterdon

Wait, wait, wait, are you telling me the beautiful, shiny women turn into moon slugs when they're TOO COLD?!?!??
#Monsterdon #DestroyAllMonsters

Toho's "Destroy All The Important Parts" doesn't have the same ring to it. #monsterdon #destroyallmonsters

@Taweret I THOUGHT THEY SHOULD COME TO THE MOON #monsterdon

What is the url for #monsterdon ?

"I hope they're winning" and other phrases often uttered by generals #monsterdon

@jonny Sorry, meat finished making the drawing; now I can pay full attention to the rest of the movie!
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#Monsterdon
#DestroyAllMonsters

oh no - the aliens have a de-colourisation ray!

#monsterdon #DestroyAllMonsters

@davesdogmaggie This film must have had an Executive Producer whose only job was acquiring more smoke #monsterdon

i wonder what the kaiju are up to

#monsterdon

Shooting it makes it monochrome! #monsterdon #destroyallmonsters

Okay everybody remember where we parked

#Monsterdon

dude like, oh, i'm gonna stay here, alone, with the moon slugs, huh. #Monsterdon

@davesdogmaggie@mstdn.social The 90s saw great progress with terraforming.

#Monsterdon #DestroyAllMonsters

To the car, quick! The 1953 Nash Rambler ^h^h^h^h^h^h^h Tracked Urban Recon/Destroyer! #monsterdon #destroyallmonsters

MOON SLUGS

#Monsterdon #DestroyAllMonsters

We need you to design a moon tank
Um, I'm a toy maker
Tomato tomato

#Monsterdon

I've seen some dudes use angle grinders for, uh, off-label purposes, but my dude, that is not a job for an angle grinder

#monsterdon

@SchlocklusterVideo wait you're finished? there is still 30 minutes remaining in mine!?!!?!? #monsterdon

There’s smoke. On. The. Moon. #Monsterdon

🎵 Baby tank doo-doo doo-doo doo-doo

#Monsterdon

Alien base blowed up! Blowed up real good!

#Monsterdon

this VERY REAL tunnel that is VERY MUCH ATTACHED to that other room right there

#Monsterdon #DestroyAllMonsters

@paco The one he's flipping will drop tha bass #monsterdon

@paco The high school electronics lab they borrowed it from said not to mess it up.

#Monsterdon

IT HAS MASERS?

YES. HA HA HA... YES!

#Monsterdon

it's the opposite of the wizard of oz, the alien base loses all its color. #Monsterdon

those actresses reunited, of course, for The Grand Budapest Hotel

#monsterdon #DestroyAllMonsters

@chirpbirb Totally gonna start using that when my boss is hounding me. #monsterdon #destroyallmonsters

Oh you give the moon car masers, but not to tanks. #Monsterdon

Huzzah! Real lasers!

#Monsterdon #DestroyAllMonsters

“Critical? Is that good?” #monsterdon

Hey it's the Radio Shack TRS-80 Model 1 in tank form! #Monsterdon

bath time ground car beep beep

#Monsterdon

They got the astro car at Captain Scarlet's yard sale. #Monsterdon #DestroyAllMonsters

"i want a report!"
"that is impossible at this time."

i should reply to more things at work like that

#Monsterdon #DestroyAllMonsters

To the car, quick! The 1953 Tucker Suburban Assault Vehicle! #monsterdon #destroyallmonsters

"It's possible Katsuo and all his men are dead."
none of us would be so lucky.
#Monsterdon

"To the car, quick!"

We can turn the AC up to max in there! #Monsterdon

kilaak fried rocket #monsterdon

"No good" it's a technical term, you wouldn't know it #monsterdon #destroyallmonsters

I'm lost, why are they backing up their rocket into the giant butthole? #Monsterdon

I'm going to have to rewatch #DestroyAllMonsters again.

The dub, THEN the sub, I think. While sober, even.

Flame broiled. Never fried. #Monsterdon #DestroyAllMonsters

#monsterdon I cannot stop laughing at that musical drama/buildup and then the dome device just kind of flopping over

she looks pissed that they didn't cook in the broil chamber, the humans are RAW

#Monsterdon #DestroyAllMonsters

Clearly the rocket is one of the effects cornerstones of the movie and plot has been written around it, because these guys are ALL OVER THE PLACE

#Monsterdon

UFO piloted by a trainee with barely 6 hours of flight time, apparently. #Monsterdon

The model for the rocket practical effects is amazing. No lie. #monsterdon #destroyallmonsters

@SnoopJ well what's the point of inertial dampers if you don't give 'em some use, am I right?

#monsterdon #DestroyAllMonsters

Heh, UFOs never quite worked out the whole stabilization problem, huh? Aliens land, open the hatch, and lurch down to the bottom of the ramp where they promptly vomit :P #Monsterdon