Big spider got a little too excited. That's inappropriate. #Monsterdon

WHAT IS THE #monsterdon #destroyallmonsters

Now it's just an old-style beatdown. I've seen Russian dashcam videos like this. #Monsterdon

Ah, good, we've found our enemies weakness and finished them for good, good thing that no comeuppance can happen after that, right?

#monsterdon

T Rex pretty much useless in battle. #Monsterdon

there are definitely some Sweet Wrestling Moves in this one even if it's not on today's bingo card xD

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this is weirdly brutal and bloody for a scene with the godzilla's son in it

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it's very heartwarming seeing all the monsters team up to curb stomp ghidorah #Monsterdon

@yatsu one of the monsters is literally that and every time they show up they are 10x goofier than every other monster onscreen #monsterdon

I am living for baby Godzilla.
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@Taweret i dunno I'm just enjoying the Battle-Royale-at-Benny-Hill-Speed #Monsterdon

Damn I didn’t know I could feel bad for King Ghidorah. #Monsterdon #DestroyAllMonsters

I feel like Ghidora's biggest issue is that having three heads just gives it more weak points. Like, most monsters you can only bite ONE neck, but this guy's got THREE. #Monsterdon

These are some pro wrestling moves!

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you remember that Dinosaurs show, where the whole Typical American Family Sitcom, but they were all dinosaurs? that's what Gzilla Jr reminds me of. *shudder* #Monsterdon

sudden death is definitely not something I'm seeing rn bro #monsterdon #destroyallmonsters

@podkaynelives Sad, but true! LISTRN TO THE SCIENTISTS! Dr. Serizawa is trying to help!
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#Monsterdrawn

Smoke Rings of Death

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@chirpbirb @diazona I need a way to stream my gamecube, I want to stream Godzilla Destroy All Monsters Melee

#monsterdon #DestroyAllMonsters #gaming #GameCube

i gotta admit that when ghidorah showed up i was totally expecting a "he apparently wants nothing to do with this" fake-out like in Godzilla vs. Mito Komon (https://youtu.be/t0NQX6bSp4A?t=535). #Monsterdon

@brion I'm just waiting for him to bite Godzilla on the shin while yelling, "Not the Mama!"

Thanks for that, #Monsterdon I will never un-make that association.

announcer: listen to the monsters' cries of horror

monsters: *makes lil chirpy sounds and trill*

#monsterdon

MFer just held out the microphone so radio listeners could hear the monster fight. #Monsterdon

I guess the space nuns only had one monster #monsterdon

@diazona i want a weekly series
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Gonna get one of these for my next Zoom meeting. #Monsterdon #DestroyAllMonsters

@chirpbirb I mean who wouldn't want to watch Kaiju WWE

#Monsterdon

I mean, seriously, _your_ kid is watching, GET A ROOM

#monsterdon #DestroyAllMonsters

Peas & Carrots!

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...Y'think the ultimate weapon might actually be Beano? #Monsterdon

It would be really awesome if monster zero landed and then broke out into a 3 part harmony before the battle. A little musical interlude. #Monsterdon

Okay now this is definitely a brawl, marking it.

#Monsterdon

Man, a lot of these monsters have fog attacks. I think this might be the gassiest movie I've ever seen. #Monsterdon

uh, big G, there are kids watching, get a room

#monsterdon #DestroyAllMonsters

they really just said "and there's also a spider here!" and one of the kaiju is clearly just a big spider #monsterdon

godzilla's ready to fucking square up let's go

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INAPPROPRIATE #monsterdon #destroyallmonsters

It's a rumble in the jungle! A free-for-all in the forest! #Monsterdon

And gorosaurus appears for three more seconds, bringing his total thus far to eight #monsterdon

ghidra absolutely started teabagging this other monster

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OH NO!!! SPIKY FRIEND GOT YEETED!
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@Taweret@octodon.social Ghidorah is a Kilaak plant! Wake up sheeple!

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King Ghidorah: [appears]

TV reporter: あ

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#Monsterdon aaahhh, here's what we all really came for - #Kaiju #FightClub

How can you take Gidorah seriously when they sound like a chipmunk? #Monsterdon

@jonny ooh that would be fantastic, Smash Bros: Kaiju Edition

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that's a monster falls to earth AND that's a #bingo ^_^

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MORTAL KOMBAT! *techno beat drops* #Monsterdon #DestroyAllMonsters

Baby Godzilla looks like a chubby Gilbert Gottfried. #Monsterdon

It's the firey phoenix!
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look fuck all that moon shit we have set up a whole ass super smash bros game here along with play by play casters #monsterdon

love the tv sports announcer #monsterdon

Because that's what we need, as giant monsters battle over the fate of our planet: high fidelity sound recordings of the battle.

As always, the news media has its eyes trained on Job #1

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what's going on tho?

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WAIT GIANT SPIDER!? Go back, that was cool! #Monsterdon

One of the kaiju is named Thesaurus? #monsterdon #destroyallmonsters

God that thing is so creepy. Fuckin' cabbage patch mini-Godzilla :/ #Monsterdon

i like the one (brainwashed) human chilling in the back with the other space women just absolutely vibing with no real concern while she's threatening all of humanity

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ghidorah-cam, i approve. #Monsterdon

bringing a giant handset to my next zoom call #monsterdon

@Taweret and friends! and frenemies!
#Monsterdon

Television broadcast!

I doubt we are going to get a warning ignored in the last 10 minutes, though, no bingo for me tonight I think.

#Monsterdon

i feel like this movie is happening across several layers of dreams within dreams and it will only make sense when they abruptly fuck off into the sea, and there is a 5 second scene of all the main characters waking up in series #monsterdon

Oh great a giant fucking spider, as if there weren't enough monsters in this movie.
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You won't believe the mix tapes we can make! #Monsterdon

"Today, the Fuji area will experience something different."

Ennui, followed by acute disaffected anguish? #Monsterdon

"They're helpless at low temperatures." Oh, put on a sweater and quit sniveling #monsterdon #destroyallmonsters

@moira definitely 👍

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Bring your Kid to Work Day :blobaww: #Monsterdon

“Major, let’s get busy.”

Kinky. #Monsterdon

OH SHIT IT’S JEAN GRAY— wait, no, just Ghidorah. #Monsterdon #DestroyAllMonsters

"I'd like to ''''thank''''''' u now"
"omg not here!"
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Godzilla's back and you're gonna be in trouble #monsterdon

YES, GODZILLA IS IN TOKYO. BIG SHOCK, I KNOW, GET OFF YOUR ASS OLD MAN #Monsterdon

wait, you're going to blow up mount fuji? with godzilla??? #Monsterdon

Godzilla and his son are so cute together. 💜
#Monsterdon #DestroyAllMonsters #ParentingGoals

There are a lot of things in these films that make no sense whatsoever. The Kilaaks being rocks at room temperature make the most no sense of any of them. #Monsterdon #DestroyAllMonsters

are we finally going to see ALL the monsters???

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Godzilla's here? Put Godzilla on the phone!

#monsterdon

I suppose I have been spoiled by GODZILLA VS. KING GHIDORAH which did this anomalously well with its white dude aliens.

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Also I guess it’s Take Your Child To Work Day. #Monsterdon #DestroyAllMonsters

@forestine sounds about right

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so now its a documentary again?

#monsterdon

Love this play-by-play. #Monsterdon #DestroyAllMonsters

Wait, so they are rocks?

#Monsterdon

don't talk to godzilla or godzilla's son ever again.

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Okay, okay, I get they disrupted the aliens control over the Kaiju, how did they GAIN control of the Kaiju, exactly???
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*testing* our new machine

Godzilla definitely won't do any damage

🤔

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@diazona i guess they were doing all that Kilaak research while we were watching the people laser things on the moon #Monsterdon

and with the surface of the moon exploding, the entire moon sequence from front to back jumps to top 5 of my favorite parts of any movie for SURE #monsterdon

the val..._ganic_ region?

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it's impressive how they can get a well centered high quality full color image on each monster every time, camera crew mvp

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The rocket suddenly recovered from overheating. I'm sure nothing inside melted or caught fire.

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oh no suddenly it looks like a distressed robot #monsterdon

@diazona It's the rule of "eh, this sounds good, right?"

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Let's get the Kilaaks to the bargaining table to see whether they'll agree to a two-state solution instead #monsterdon

Alien moon base blows up some more, because why not

#Monsterdon

The VA for the western guy (is he supposed to be American?) is cracking me up. It's great VA, it just matches his performance very poorly.

#Monsterdon

Haven't destroyed any monsters yet, but they sure smashed whatever the hell that thing was. #Monsterdon #DestroyAllMonsters

These people know a whole lot about Kilaak biology all of a sudden

#Monsterdon