another good job team #monsterdon, thanks again for hosting @Taweret ^_^

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@yatsu Seriously, they could've at least landed the UFO in the water. #Monsterdon

@aburka That's why they had to start building robots instead

see: Pacific Rim

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Very efficient ending. #Monsterdon

@diazona well yeah, but to actually get onto the island, they had to get out of the sea, so i don't think it really counts. #Monsterdon

WHAT is the emotional contour of the scene are we SAD? but godzilla is THRILLED #monsterdon

roll credits! another successful #Monsterdon in the bag
#DestroyAllMonsters was very confusing lmao 4/10

And now Monsterland fucks off into the ocean. THE END. #Monsterdon #DestroyAllMonsters

Rodan with the signature “Oh no you didn’t” move. #Monsterdon

"we really love being cooped up on this tiny island, thanks for thinking of us and imprisoning us after we saved your whole fucking world." #monsterdon #destroyallmonsters

:D :D :D 👋👋👋#monsterdon #destroyallmonsters

@yatsu They did wind up on an island so maybe it was implied?

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@chirpbirb Oh I love it, I wish more Kaiju films would end with the monsters getting to live peacefully on an island #Monsterdon #DestroyAllMonsters

Was Varan mentioned by name at any point?

I think he’d been redesigned too, by virtue of the suit being repurposed as different Ultraman things.

So it’s weird that we close on him.

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I apologize. I thought there were far too many crew in that cockpit, but clearly most of them are essential for moral support. #Monsterdon

Kaiju t-shirts for sale in the lobby #Monsterdon

well, that movie sure had a lot of things in it

ty for joining, everyone!!

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although, come to think of it, no one fucked off into the sea, so that's probably minus 10 points right there. #Monsterdon

get wrecked, UFO! #monsterdon

So, now that we have the technology to remote control all the monsters, we've solved it, right? No more kaiju movies? #monsterdon

@trixter oooh yes, I was thinking Sam the Eagle but yours makes sense too

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@wohali [whistles M.A.S.H. theme]

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@Fanfalla this sounds like an ending right up your alley

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well, i STILL have very little idea what the heck i just watched, but at least there were in fact several monsters. #Monsterdon

now are those rocks "rocks fall everyone does" rocks or are they "rocks fall it's an alien graveyard" rocks?

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I guess all the monsters decided to go back to the monster island and be friends.
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i guess they're all happy now?

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the end.
indeed.
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oh nevermind it was a flying saucer just pretending to be a blob of pure fire, got it #monsterdon

FIRE ZE MISSILES.
But I'm tired!
Well, take a nap. And then FIRE ZE MISSILES
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WAVING at the kaiju? #monsterdon

Rodan just really looks like Gonzo when he’s standing there. #Monsterdon #DestroyAllMonsters

#FlamingSaucer #UnidentifiedFlamingObject #Monsterdon

we are DEFINITELY in a helicoper right now, for REAL

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why did they have to pretend their saucer was a dragon?

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Oh my god, someone had wayyyy too much fun in the editing booth doing that shear and spin effect.

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Oh man, I super hope the rocket crashes and kills the protagonists <3 #Monsterdon

did they not even make a model for the fire dragon and/or is that thing just a blob of pure fire #monsterdon

So this glass can withstand direct nuke blast from Godzilla?
Yes!
What about a kick? You know what, that's never going to happen, sold!

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dude that earth ship has quadrophonics, sweet

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@paco It's red though, what more labeling do you need 😛

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Ha ha ha, that was the WORST Enterprise Bridge Shake ever XD #Monsterdon

My favorite part of this movie is just how thoroughly Ghidorah gets disrespected #monsterdon

what is this thing they're fighting supposed to be?

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that explosion effect is pretty cool 🔥
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where did they get my old save of Spore #monsterdon #destroyallmonsters

The cooling missile! It's full of Tuck's Medicated Pads! #monsterdon #destroyallmonsters

that poor pie plate, it never asked for this. #Monsterdon

goodbye, pie tin.

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To the left to the left, the dragon's to the left. #monsterdon #destroyallmonsters

@arisummerland We're constipating the entire fediverse.

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@SnoopJ I mostly empathize with Baby Godzilla

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Ah. There's nothing like a classic Godzilla rubber suit beatdown. So satisfying. 😌 #Monsterdon

"I'll shoot him out of the sky!" Yes, because conventional and even nuclear weapons have always worked against kaiju in the past. #monsterdon #destroyallmonsters

wait we never thought he would kick it! #monsterdon

Is this movie just hollow earth propaganda or what #monsterdon #destroyallmonsters

they're gonna rock you babes (all night)
turn you into rocks (all night)
they're gonna roooock with you (all night)
turn into some ro-ocks

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G just fucked that door open I think. #Monsterdon

I do like that Kyoko and whatever-his-name-is (ah, right, Katsuo) are kind of the characters the audience is supposed to like/empathize with the most, but this movie so all over the place that I kinda keep forgetting that they're in it.

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it looks like i could light the top of their helmets like a candle wick

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the trigger jammed!!!

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<<I must have just had 30+ toots push through in the last minute. When do I have time to check the bingo card - or even watch the movie??>>

The pain of #Monsterdon

Godzilla's Son is the living exemplar of the uncanny valley. #monsterdon

Every #Monsterdon I enjoy reading all the comments, even though I don't watch the movie alongside. Sometimes they're hilarious non sequiturs to my life, sometimes I can grasp the plot of the movie vaguely through the haze. Keep it up, y'all! XD

KNOCK KNOCK #Monsterdon

Three heads good, one head bad.

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@nev That's new information to me, and I for one, welcome a new webbing spitting spider overlords. #monsterdon #destroyallmonsters

fuck all those computers! #monsterdon

...Hey, wasn't Manda in this movie? #Monsterdon

TETSUOOOOOOO

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fire dragon, firey phoenix, potato, po-TAH-to

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Incredible, there is less than 10 minutes left in this movie, and a new monster has been introduced.

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wait. was godzilla looking for the aliens? why? what

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i'm obliged to mention that Scytodidae (spitting spiders) can spray venom-laced silk from glands in their large, bulging heads to pin down prey. #Monsterdon

*now* it's Jean Grey

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"we had a lot of sparklers leftover, can we use them for one of the shots?"

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"We're not hosting an intergalactic kegger." #monsterdon #destroyallmonsters

@rwhe Must be Gym Leaders. They never have all six party slots full. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Godzilla did not like being mind controlled and now he's ready to fuck up some aliens. #DestroyAllMonsters

look i have no idea who that lady was but she was at the table so if she says she's never heard of one then it's definitely from space #monsterdon

Wow, some FX! Not only the image but the whole videophone apparatus wavered and disappeared! #monsterdon

Wait, is Mothra going to spend this entire movie as a grub? #Monsterdon #DestroyAllMonsters

"Burning monster" is the name of my favorite hemorrhoid. #monsterdon #destroyallmonsters

also there's aliens still. i guess

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"Quick! Hide!"

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i'mmah firin' mah lazor!

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Yes...Burning monster. #Monsterdon

the burny monster is the firey phoenix!

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don’t forget us weird spraying kaiju! #monsterdon

Gonna be a hell of a kegger in Monsterland tonight. Let me tell you. #Monsterdon #DestroyAllMonsters

WHAT #monsterdon #destroyallmonsters

I remember seeing this as a kid and feeling sorry for Monster Zero. #Monsterdon

Stomp that motherfucker out #monsterdon

#Monsterdon can anybody else feel their serotonin and whatnot streaming through their brains, or is it just me?

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@DinosaurRobo Great writing and characterization sucks you in

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THE SPIDER IS THE REF #monsterdon

truly crossing the line with this treatment of ghidora, where is the ref #monsterdon

And the third head goes down - from humiliation!

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Aw it's sweet of them to let the baby kill one of King Ghidora's heads

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All these monsters have fought each other at one time or another but they all agree F**K that King Ghidorah asshole. #Monsterdon #DestroyAllMonsters