another good job team #monsterdon, thanks again for hosting @Taweret ^_^
@yatsu Seriously, they could've at least landed the UFO in the water. #Monsterdon
Very efficient ending. #Monsterdon
@diazona well yeah, but to actually get onto the island, they had to get out of the sea, so i don't think it really counts. #Monsterdon
WHAT is the emotional contour of the scene are we SAD? but godzilla is THRILLED #monsterdon
roll credits! another successful #Monsterdon in the bag
#DestroyAllMonsters was very confusing lmao 4/10
And now Monsterland fucks off into the ocean. THE END. #Monsterdon #DestroyAllMonsters
Rodan with the signature βOh no you didnβtβ move. #Monsterdon
"we really love being cooped up on this tiny island, thanks for thinking of us and imprisoning us after we saved your whole fucking world." #monsterdon #destroyallmonsters
:D :D :D πππ#monsterdon #destroyallmonsters
@yatsu They did wind up on an island so maybe it was implied?
@chirpbirb Oh I love it, I wish more Kaiju films would end with the monsters getting to live peacefully on an island #Monsterdon #DestroyAllMonsters
Was Varan mentioned by name at any point?
I think heβd been redesigned too, by virtue of the suit being repurposed as different Ultraman things.
So itβs weird that we close on him.
I apologize. I thought there were far too many crew in that cockpit, but clearly most of them are essential for moral support. #Monsterdon
Kaiju t-shirts for sale in the lobby #Monsterdon
although, come to think of it, no one fucked off into the sea, so that's probably minus 10 points right there. #Monsterdon
get wrecked, UFO! #monsterdon
So, now that we have the technology to remote control all the monsters, we've solved it, right? No more kaiju movies? #monsterdon
@trixter oooh yes, I was thinking Sam the Eagle but yours makes sense too
@wohali [whistles M.A.S.H. theme]
@Fanfalla this sounds like an ending right up your alley
well, i STILL have very little idea what the heck i just watched, but at least there were in fact several monsters. #Monsterdon
now are those rocks "rocks fall everyone does" rocks or are they "rocks fall it's an alien graveyard" rocks?
I guess all the monsters decided to go back to the monster island and be friends.
#Monsterdon #DestroyAllMonsters
i guess they're all happy now?
the end.
indeed.
#Monsterdon
oh nevermind it was a flying saucer just pretending to be a blob of pure fire, got it #monsterdon
FIRE ZE MISSILES.
But I'm tired!
Well, take a nap. And then FIRE ZE MISSILES
#monsterdon #destroyallmonsters
WAVING at the kaiju? #monsterdon
Rodan just really looks like Gonzo when heβs standing there. #Monsterdon #DestroyAllMonsters
we are DEFINITELY in a helicoper right now, for REAL
why did they have to pretend their saucer was a dragon?
Oh my god, someone had wayyyy too much fun in the editing booth doing that shear and spin effect.
Oh man, I super hope the rocket crashes and kills the protagonists <3 #Monsterdon
did they not even make a model for the fire dragon and/or is that thing just a blob of pure fire #monsterdon
So this glass can withstand direct nuke blast from Godzilla?
Yes!
What about a kick? You know what, that's never going to happen, sold!
dude that earth ship has quadrophonics, sweet
@paco It's red though, what more labeling do you need π
Ha ha ha, that was the WORST Enterprise Bridge Shake ever XD #Monsterdon
My favorite part of this movie is just how thoroughly Ghidorah gets disrespected #monsterdon
what is this thing they're fighting supposed to be?
that explosion effect is pretty cool π₯
#Monsterdon #DestroyAllMonsters
where did they get my old save of Spore #monsterdon #destroyallmonsters
The cooling missile! It's full of Tuck's Medicated Pads! #monsterdon #destroyallmonsters
that poor pie plate, it never asked for this. #Monsterdon
goodbye, pie tin.
To the left to the left, the dragon's to the left. #monsterdon #destroyallmonsters
@arisummerland We're constipating the entire fediverse.
@SnoopJ I mostly empathize with Baby Godzilla
Ah. There's nothing like a classic Godzilla rubber suit beatdown. So satisfying. π #Monsterdon
"I'll shoot him out of the sky!" Yes, because conventional and even nuclear weapons have always worked against kaiju in the past. #monsterdon #destroyallmonsters
wait we never thought he would kick it! #monsterdon
Is this movie just hollow earth propaganda or what #monsterdon #destroyallmonsters
they're gonna rock you babes (all night)
turn you into rocks (all night)
they're gonna roooock with you (all night)
turn into some ro-ocks
G just fucked that door open I think. #Monsterdon
I do like that Kyoko and whatever-his-name-is (ah, right, Katsuo) are kind of the characters the audience is supposed to like/empathize with the most, but this movie so all over the place that I kinda keep forgetting that they're in it.
it looks like i could light the top of their helmets like a candle wick
the trigger jammed!!!
<<I must have just had 30+ toots push through in the last minute. When do I have time to check the bingo card - or even watch the movie??>>
The pain of #Monsterdon
Godzilla's Son is the living exemplar of the uncanny valley. #monsterdon
Every #Monsterdon I enjoy reading all the comments, even though I don't watch the movie alongside. Sometimes they're hilarious non sequiturs to my life, sometimes I can grasp the plot of the movie vaguely through the haze. Keep it up, y'all! XD
KNOCK KNOCK #Monsterdon
Three heads good, one head bad.
@nev That's new information to me, and I for one, welcome a new webbing spitting spider overlords. #monsterdon #destroyallmonsters
fuck all those computers! #monsterdon
...Hey, wasn't Manda in this movie? #Monsterdon
TETSUOOOOOOO
fire dragon, firey phoenix, potato, po-TAH-to
Incredible, there is less than 10 minutes left in this movie, and a new monster has been introduced.
wait. was godzilla looking for the aliens? why? what
i'm obliged to mention that Scytodidae (spitting spiders) can spray venom-laced silk from glands in their large, bulging heads to pin down prey. #Monsterdon
*now* it's Jean Grey
"we had a lot of sparklers leftover, can we use them for one of the shots?"
"We're not hosting an intergalactic kegger." #monsterdon #destroyallmonsters
@rwhe Must be Gym Leaders. They never have all six party slots full. #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon Godzilla did not like being mind controlled and now he's ready to fuck up some aliens. #DestroyAllMonsters
look i have no idea who that lady was but she was at the table so if she says she's never heard of one then it's definitely from space #monsterdon
Wow, some FX! Not only the image but the whole videophone apparatus wavered and disappeared! #monsterdon
Wait, is Mothra going to spend this entire movie as a grub? #Monsterdon #DestroyAllMonsters
"Burning monster" is the name of my favorite hemorrhoid. #monsterdon #destroyallmonsters
also there's aliens still. i guess
"Quick! Hide!"
i'mmah firin' mah lazor!
Yes...Burning monster. #Monsterdon
the burny monster is the firey phoenix!
donβt forget us weird spraying kaiju! #monsterdon
Gonna be a hell of a kegger in Monsterland tonight. Let me tell you. #Monsterdon #DestroyAllMonsters
I remember seeing this as a kid and feeling sorry for Monster Zero. #Monsterdon
Stomp that motherfucker out #monsterdon
#Monsterdon can anybody else feel their serotonin and whatnot streaming through their brains, or is it just me?
@DinosaurRobo Great writing and characterization sucks you in
THE SPIDER IS THE REF #monsterdon
truly crossing the line with this treatment of ghidora, where is the ref #monsterdon
And the third head goes down - from humiliation!
Aw it's sweet of them to let the baby kill one of King Ghidora's heads
All these monsters have fought each other at one time or another but they all agree F**K that King Ghidorah asshole. #Monsterdon #DestroyAllMonsters