Gentlemen! No fighting in the War Room! #Monsterdon

the consequences will be very severe!

you'll get, like, a fine, probably!

#Monsterdon #DestroyAllMonsters

yoko! yoko! nobody blames you for breaking up the beatles!

#monsterdon #DestroyAllMonsters

@CactuarJoe either that or he's a scientist https://xkcd.com/242/

#Monsterdon

Battle in the Bean Stink #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon I love those gold shoes! #DestroyAllMonsters

The Watergate, spacious luxury hotel, ready for all your business meeting needs. #Monsterdon

Guys In Jumpsuits Pant While Being Gassed To Death ASMR

#monsterdon

@CactuarJoe Considering which part of her he grabbed, I may understand

#Monsterdon

Receding into her own fart cloud. The ultimate flounce. #monsterdon #destroyallmonsters

i'm pretty sure that dude needs a helmet

#Monsterdon #DestroyAllMonsters

@chirpbirb TETSUO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#monsterdon #akira

where did he get this improvised breathing apparatus?

#Monsterdon #DestroyAllMonsters

"Move! Or the Lieutenant will fire his toothpaste dispenser at you!" #Monsterdon

These people aim like me playing Starfield. #Monsterdon #DestroyAllMonsters

Not talking trash on the Kilaaks, or anything, but those sparkly sci-fi robes are SO Beneath the Planet of the Apes … If you’re going to destroy earth in a grindhouse alien invasion film, do it with some style. Dress up in full Devo Cover Band-mode, like those guys from Planet X, if you want them to take you seriously!
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#Monsterdon
#DestroyAllMonsters

Dude, don't rush the shield like that. The *slow* knife penetrates the shield.

#Monsterdon

Love the futuristic guns that don't even have pew-pew lasers, just small-caliber pistol rounds

#Monsterdon #DestroyAllMonsters

It doesn't help that my family just keeps texting in the group chat! #Monsterdon
@WhiskeySailor @Louisa

I for one welcome our asteroid-belt-dwelling-overlords #Monsterdon

You attack the boobies, you get the zapper! #Monsterdon

"You better give up, you cannot penetrate that wall." THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID. #monsterdon #destroyallmonsters

Oh sure, grab the ELECTRIFIED WOMAN, TWICE. Our heroes >_> #Monsterdon

you cannot penetrate that

AHEM

...wall

#monsterdon #DestroyAllMonsters

Let's hear her out. #monsterdon

Huh. Putin's been playing the long game, huh?
#monsterdon

if there's one proposal that you know humans will always jump at it's "scientific society that will cost some lives to establish" #monsterdon

So that's what an invisible barrier looks like. #Monsterdon #DestroyAllMonsters

Um, actually they are not planets, especially if Plato isn't a planet.

#Monsterdon

@socketwench everything _except_ popcorn

#monsterdon #DestroyAllMonsters

wow, okay, that wasn't creepy at all. girl just slid back into the room like the nun in Blues Brothers. #Monsterdon

"You people? Who are you calling You People?" #monsterdon #destroyallmonsters

Gila? She's from the planet of the Gila Monsters! #Monsterdon

keelaaaa, key-e-laaa, godilla's back

#monsterdon #DestroyAllMonsters

One of the astronauts getting to second base with the sparkly space lady

#Monsterdon

do they like have her on a platform moving backwards ominously???

#Monsterdon #DestroyAllMonsters

#Monsterdon I love the shiny lady just floating away backwards.

"you just killed millions!"

"let's hear her out!"

#monsterdon

Oh that alien's airbrushed. She's got an adaptive, multi-plexed Instagram filter surrounding her. #Monsterdon

And now #monsterdon teaches an important lesson in consent.

@WhiskeySailor I prefer dubs but my #SplendaDaddy prefers subs as a general rule. We compromise for #Monsterdon - if I find a dub w/o ads, we watch that.

Tonight we're watching the sub, alas.
@Louisa

look if you want me to love the kaiju even more just tell me they have optional train attachments for their commute #monsterdon

I LOVE THAT VERY REAL FORCE FIELD AND THOSE VERY REAL BULLETS
#Monsterdon #DestroyAllMonsters

They really skimped on Rodan. #Monsterdon

wait, i thought Godzilla was in New York? I'll grant you Rodan being in Moscow then over the Urals, but it's a loooong walk to the Pacific Ocean from NYC… #Monsterdon

"If we want to call the monsters back, it's a simple process. But they're having so much fun!' #monsterdon #destroyallmonsters

#Monsterdon This lady in the shiny outfit has gorgeous eyeliner! I am peanut butter and jealous. #DestroyAllMonsters

Oh no! A train collided with Mothra! Hope our little caterpillar friend is okay

#Monsterdon #DestroyAllMonsters

@YsengrinWolf How did he get there so quick? Hitch a ride on an F-16? #monsterdon

EAT THAT RAILWAY!

#monsterdon #DestroyAllMonsters

We use 27Mhz remote controls for the monsters, for increased range. #monsterdon #destroyallmonsters

WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THE WEIRD LADY
#Monsterdon #DestroyAllMonsters

Flipped over to the dubbed version, too hard to #Monsterdon and read the subtitles

WEIRD LADY TIME
#Monsterdon #DestroyAllMonsters

I want

all of you

to D/I/E/

COOPERATE with us

#monsterdon #DestroyAllMonsters

Mothra v Train, ringside seats now selling

#Monsterdon

"Hey, look! There's a Godzilla movie marathon on the screens!" #Monsterdon

"i'm sure you're all anxious to meet the inventor."

bro i'm anxious about a lot of other things rn.

#Monsterdon #DestroyAllMonsters

I feel like there was probably a team located more convenient to monster island than the guys who were literally on the moon #monsterdon

@jonny Replay the scene over and over again while smiling slyly and suggestively waggling your eyebrows. #monsterdon #destroyallmonsters

I love that Mothra is in her grub stage here. 🐛 #Monsterdon #DestroyAllMonsters

Love that the most available dudes for this investigation were *the guys on the Moon*

Operations is hard.

#Monsterdon

@Taweret I would wear one ironically #monsterdon

The Earth DEVO and Moon DEVO wear slightly different shades of yellow rubber suits #monsterdon

B armed for a B movie :3 #Monsterdon

how do i propose this docking maneuver to my partner #monsterdon

#Monsterdon what happened to the lady Doctor's dress?!

He could have saved a bundle if he’d used the radio to call outer space instead of his phone. #Monsterdon

Reverse engines ok == pitch up 45 degrees I guess. #monsterdon #destroyallmonsters

I'm just relieved the B plot is a bunch of wacky spacemen and not some dude in polyester doing the world's slowest car chase for no discernible reason.

Also... Mustache! ✅

#Monsterdon

"Should we be armed?"

"No, bring regular weapons. Bee guns won't stop Godzilla." #Monsterdon

Progress shot number 1! Looks like it could be any generic sci-fi art at this point. Could still turn this into some Robot Monster fan art at this point if I felt like it, but I think I’ll stay on theme!
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#Monsterdon
#DestroyAllMonsters
#Monsterdrawn

"Look"
Oo, it's all the #Monsterdon movies a person could want! this disaster can wait! #Monsterdon

Suggestive spaceship docking maneuvers~ :3 #Monsterdon

It always gets me how in old depictions of video calls they still have to hold a phone headset

Zoom on a smartphone would really blow people's minds in the 60's huh

#Monsterdon

Yes, fly your rocket right up the tail of my rocket. IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. #monsterdon #destroyallmonsters

"we are DEFINITELY LYING HORIZONTALLY. we didn't just tilt the camera"

#Monsterdon #DestroyAllMonsters

"UFO spotted. Should we phone it in?"
"Nah, just follow it for a bit."

#Monsterdon #DestroyAllMonsters

no way am i wearing one of those hideous helmets. ill just die in vacuum. its fine

#monsterdon

The huge holes in the bottom of their space helmets will let in all the yellow smoke #monsterdon

@moira I don't think Gamera would be on board with destroying a world capital, or at least not as enthusiastic about it #monsterdon

I need to make my ship in Starfield look like that rocket. #monsterdon #destroyallmonsters

There are like 8 dudes in that cockpit WTAF? #Monsterdon

Yesssss, goofy UFOs my favorite :D #Monsterdon

Bender's antenna is longer than any of those guys's

#monsterdon #DestroyAllMonsters

"Hold on ... that's a U.F.O. out there." You can hear the periods in U.F.O.

#Monsterdon

It was NEWMAN that let the monsters out! He's getting away on that UFO! #Monsterdon

These space suits. Not one of DEVO's better looks. #Monsterdon #DestroyAllMonsters

i want one of these Devo spacesuits #Monsterdon

@funkula It is never wrong to make fun of the French. #Monsterdon #DestroyAllMonsters

Not many know that monsters are the harshest critics of modern architecture. #Monsterdon

fire hydrants on patrol!

#monsterdon #DestroyAllMonsters

Do not be afraid of the alien craft. It is merely a team bringing you your actual helmets. You are mistakenly wearing duct covers.

#Monsterdon

@Louisa There's models that blow up, that's way more important. #Monsterdon

"it's best we take our guns.

that we have.

in space."

#Monsterdon #DestroyAllMonsters

For those who want to participate in tonight’s #Monsterdon, “Destroy All Monsters” can be streamed for free (in Canada, with ads) on both Tubi.tv and Plex.tv services.

@Taweret Is THAT what that was? I thought it was gibberish! #Monsterdon

@Zerofactorial Should've paid also for Gamera! But the budget only goes so far.

#monsterdon #DestroyAllMonsters

I feel like Atragon being in continuity now should make more of a difference, but that’s overthinking a Godzilla movie. #Monsterdon #DestroyAllMonsters

@jonny the #Monsterdon parallel universes of #DestroyAllMonsters