I think they had so much opportunity and so much to work with. This movie could have been amazing.

But it wasn’t.

I blame the script.

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@moira dang indeed. (^_^)

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Wear my sunglasses in space.

What, that's it? The whole Uber-Crite thing was all for nothing? The syphallites?

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And they fucked up into space for #Critters5
Oh no.

-fin
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I wonder if we can call it an abrupt ending when there was nothing to end

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So ends another #Monsterdon with the classic, #Critters4. Our thanks to @Taweret for hosting, and for everyone lurking and posting. And remember #Monsterdoners: Can we get outta here now?

I miss the Hungry Heffer.
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they should have gone with my idea

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@allanb @Louisa WHAT?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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We have to nuke this movie from space.

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"I'll be back."

In Critters 5.

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The "Do a barrel roll" button. Is this StarFox?

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i thought for sure they were just saving up the budgeted 15 minutes of crite time until the end but we did in fact only get like... 3 minutes of crite screentime total #monsterdon

The scariest ending they could have had?

TO BE CONTINUED

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I swear she sounded more like she had an orgasm here than she just watched a space ship blow up.

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ooh I like the glasses but seriously

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Did she seriously tell him not to touch anything and then leave him in there to-

WHY DOES HE SUDDENLY HAVE SUNGLASSES???

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is he like Dee Dee from Dexter's Lab OOOH WHAT DOES THIS BUTTON DO

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If a critter sneaked into the spaceship, I am not going to watch Critters 5.
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Could've been a multi-bingo if the CRITTERS DID ANYTHING &§$#@ #monsterdon

chaaaaaaarrlliiiieeeeeeee nooooo
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No criteball, and the super-crites only took out those stormtroopers. Disappointing

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*Charlie points a revolver at Ug*

Ug: That's a nice Antique, Charlie. Does it work?

dialogue that does not appear in the movie: it works well enough that it destroyed our ship in the process of killing one single critter, which is why we are now risking our lives to steal your ship.

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so the super crite did nothign!?!?!?! what the fuck??? #monsterdon

Somehow we got a nuclear core explosion that doesn't qualify as either "self-destruct sequence" or "Critter explodes" for my bingo card 🤦

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Pointy crystalline control panel, Angela Basset needs safety glasses. #monsterdon

"Thank you, but I am not able to accept compliments from waste material."

Really? REALLY?

The script writers really really did not know how to let a thing go...

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Angela's countdown was off ... and Ethan makes a comment on it.

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@CardboardRobot The Critters Union was so successful they never had to do another movie #Monsterdon

And here’s some knockoff Enya
Music to launch to
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Why are they still connected to Angela?

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So the computer does the opposite of everything you say, but when it says "core breach any second now" you believe it??

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< one dimensional character that has always just been comic relief kills a bad guy character we know nothing about >: is this character development?

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dildonic controls

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You'd think Charlie would know how to fly one of those ships, he's done it before.

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More AIs should say "Hear this:"

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Ethan would you get in the damn ship now
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#CrittersOnIce #monsterdon

Ug has left the film.

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And then the space station exploded and they all died. The End. #Monsterdon #Critters4

"Chill out." What did you expect? #monsterdon

it's so weird that this was apparently filmed back to back with 3 since it takes itself so much more seriously and isn't fun at all like that one #monsterdon

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BINGO (unexpected, and based on the cold-splosion of that frozen critter, who maybe really only shattered so you'll have to decide if this is legit I guess)

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Is the supercrite a hypo-crite? Huh? HUH??
<maniacal laughter>

There is about to be a nuclear explosion but by all means walk slowly.
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"oh, right, we just sort of punched that guy a little bit and then acted like he was dead" #monsterdon

okay, kid, did you hear the part about the nuclear reactor going reactionary?

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Autopilot chomps a cigar and starts ogling

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He used cone of frost! #monsterdon

It's a Critter-pop

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lol
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#Monsterdon Chekov’s juggling #Monsterdon #Critters4

ethan, you can mourn Not-your-dad later, gtfo, son.

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Ethan wants a souvenir.

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Kid you are NOT Samus Aran, you can't go back for the wildlife. #Monsterdon

"Things change."

-Charlie, Critters 4

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The juggling pays off #monsterdon

#monsterdon lmao the juggling comes in clutch*

*clutch of eggs!

emergency

emergency

there's an emergency going on

there's an emergency

and it's still going on

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"Angela, DO NOT shut down all the garbage mashers on the detention level!"

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4 killed by Crites? This is the highest Critters body count ever!
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That one blue laser, we rented it for the whole movie and we will use it for every effect we can think of.
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Meaningless range indicator

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#MONSTERDON Sorry, I changed my mind, he's discount Tim Curry.

"Open the blast doors!"

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You guys stop making fun. They bought the RSS-Tesla before they knew how crazy Tesla was 25 years ago. #Monsterdon

Producer 1: It's Critters in space! What could go wrong?
Producer 2: Hard to fuck up.
Writer: Challenge accepted
Composer: *grabs his Casio keyboard*

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Weren't there 2 stormtroopers initially? Why are there 3 now?

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The soundtrack is now made from farting kazoo sounds and maracas?
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What the hell just happened

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Discount Babylon 5 dude.

I guess we're supposed to be laughing that they're still running with this joke of the computer always doing the opposite of what it's told?

Ha. Ha. And stuff.

(Seriously, couldn't they have let it go by this stage of the movie?)

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LOL!! An AI with Demand Avoidance? #Monsterdon #Critters4 🍿

This movie might be slow and boring. but atleast we got to see Ugg's character assassination. Damn you movie.
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Inflateacritter. #monsterdon

"Recon formation guys, stay hot."

Um, they are the opposite of hot I think.

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How many teeth does it need to have to make you keep the fake-glovebox CLOSED???? #monsterdon

#monsterdon well well well, I thought at the beginning I just got confused between Ugg and the corpo bad guy both being holograms, into thinking they were the same actor, but they are

"Stay" hot?

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For a moment I thought that keyboard was a Commodore 64

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Brad Dead-rif #Monsterdon

Wow, 53 years can turn you into a real asshole.

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"Oh no, fake dad murdered in cold blood!"

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#monsterdon you can't mention Stormtroopers!!!! The whole fiction will fALL APART BRAD

I hope she kicks his ass.
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What if Ug's face is on a million of those people?

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Terrence Mann still alive 53 years later? #monsterdon

And then Bishop showed up

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What are they wearing

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I feel this might be 'cops aren't helpful' for bingo purposes

watch the hands
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Oh yay, the Evil Corpo ship has arrived! Let's go say hello!

Christ you people are stupid, you deserve to die. #Monsterdon

an hour and 15 minutes and finally we have a genetically altered Crite? Or just age accelerated but we know they already age super rapidly anyway. So... yay? I guess?
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Random spaceship appears

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ooo, they're getting an amazon delivery!

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I wonder if they'll have a 'Brain Critter' like the 'Brain Gremlin' in Gremlins 2?

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about fucking time this crite started juicing
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CRITTERCONS! MERGE FOR THE KILL!

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IF WE GET 20 MINUTES OF SUPER CRITE MAYHEM THE REST OF THIS MOVIE CAN BE FORGIVEN #monsterdon

grow, my critters, grow!

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