So now we have syphilitic crites? #Monsterdon

#monsterdon these sets are great

I don't buy them as a space station, but they're great. I love the astroturf forest bar

@saucerlost MAFO

(Muck About, Find Out)

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oh gosh. the eggs hatched in the bioweapon lab with the bioweapon of bioweapony doom. who saw that coming

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He's got what, 2 bullets left?

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why is this kid pissing about with the eggs again? He bores me, I hope he's next....

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The kid did mention he thinks his dad who he never met is on earth, btw. It was 2 hours into this 8 hour movie tbf so you may have forgotten #monsterdon

Is the subtitle to this film "Muck About"

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So, there were six bullets, and he made five shots trying to kill the first critter....

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@Newpa_Hasai I thought I counted six shots. I actually did. So I don't know how there are _any_ bullets left.

Maybe he doesn't understand the gun needs bullets.

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Oh FFS that's Angela Bassett. Took me too long. #Monsterdon

@trixter C Gundam

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You're not my father!

Confusing subplot engaged!!

Kid I don't mean to interrupt your Teenage Angst but those eggs are gonna be hatching soon and you've got, at best, like three bullets. #Monsterdon

@moira@mastodon.murkworks.net The quality of writing and acting it's probably for the best for all of us
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#MONSTERDON I am once again asking you to check out Angela Bassett's guns.

A teenager running around with a pistol? What is this, Gundam?

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I hope he shoots John Hammond

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Let Charlie have his win while th rest of the crew tries to fix the ship

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No fighting in the CIC! #Monsterdon

Whoa... this is an #Aliens, #AlienResurrection mashup!

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Charlie shot the effects budget.

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Charlie v Consequences
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It's a Tesla, so it's going to burst into flames now, right?

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"tell me you're not shooting the gun in here"
YOU GAVE IT TO HIM, BRAD

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The critters are born with infinite genetic knowledge, just like the 5th element.
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#MONSTERDON Y'all need to be more like Fran.

“You do have bullets for it?“ #Monsterdon

ooh she has nice biceps
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Charlie Get Your Gun
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The commercial using Van Halen’s “Right Now” would be period-appropriate if it was for Crystal Pepsi

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Chekov's antique wall decoration.

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Lol 6 shots

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They really saved money by having virtually no soundtrack at all. Just one random twangy tune rarely used. #monsterdon

*sonic spindash noises*

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CRITE SUBTITLES! HOORAY! They do instinctively know language.
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They roll like balls!! :blobaww: I LOVE THESE THINGS

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The space station is fully mobile?

This feels unexpected

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It's okay incest from the fact there were only 2 critters left will mean they'll die out eventually due to inbreeding issues

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The Critter-Computer interface is going well.
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Works every time.

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I like the the confused, half decayed computer getting things wrong and creating problems. It's one of the few things that work here. #monsterdon

it's actually surprising to see people in this movie using their brains for anything, to see them do it twice in 5 minutes is quite remarkable.

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Chekhov's ducts.

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Charlie plays the Ripley? Check.

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continuity error ethan's tshirt does not have a pocket; repeat, it does NOT have a pocket

I miss the big merged meatball from 2.

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The music matches the excitement. *sedate drum playing* #monsterdon

#monsterdon imagine holding two furry puppets to your body while you scream and destroy a sunglass kiosk

There’s a million pills still on the shelves, why is he scrambling around on the fl… oh!

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I guess they didn't have budget for the Weyland-Yutani-style drug dispensary. #Monsterdon

I guess this wouldn't be a movie from the 90s without at least one scene of someone pilfering a pill closet and then immediately being eaten by critters.

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"Sorry, can't talk, getting eaten." #Monsterdon

Look, all those random now-unlabeled pills are super important.

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Scan positive. He tested positive for syphilloiditis. 😫 #monsterdon

Hey, I've seen this scene somewhere too! They're just taking from all the movies!

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Robbing a space pharmacy is wild, dude don't even know what he's getting. #Monsterdon #Critters4 🍿

@paco no prescriptions

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Space Drugs for the Tesla creep, sounds about right

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Why is he rushing? This is more action than most of the movie.
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wow! all the tic-tac flavors!

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@ohiofi They were in 2-3 out of 57 minutes so I think that's about right

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This door only accepts Mastercard. #Monsterdon

Even in the future, scientists are constantly searching for more funding.

But like, weapons feel like you'd be going for a bigger funding pool

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A man. An access card. A pharmacy.
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@ohiofi

How does that compare to both the Robot and the Aztec Mummy?

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@allanb

And ONLY that arena.

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syphalloids? they have an injection for those now #monsterdon

oooo, she's from things...

stop making predator species in Space, there's enough of them on Earth and calling the shots...

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there is a second woman but she is already did does this count

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Oooh will we get an uber-crite? (in the last 3 minutes of the movie) #monsterdon

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why are they jiggling that frog

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⁉️ TRIVIA PART 4 🦔🥚

Monsterdon Word of the Day

Syphaloid

An obsolete/unused word from the 19th century that referred to diseases which resembled syphilis.

In this movie, it's also used to refer to the lab-created creature.

Reminds me of the "Herpee" that lurked in the ship of the Ice Pirates (1984).

Do I remember that correctly? Anyone?

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@davesdogmaggie They severely underestimated human progress in that arena

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ooooh so it's crites vs. _these_ things

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Aggressive syphilis oids?
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Might I suggest not naming things "syphalloids"

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@allanb

But ugh, those future monitors are shite.

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@xerozohar Buck Rogers was more optimistic:

“The year is 1987, and NASA launches the last of America’s deep space probes. In a freak mishap, Ranger 3 and its pilot, Captain William “Buck” Rogers, are blown out of their trajectory into an orbit which freezes his life support systems, and returns Buck Rogers to Earth… 500 years later.”

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Brad Dourif’s got like a young Stephen King look going on.

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any other synonyms or are we done now

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Hey, it's the not too distant future! #Monsterdon

Toe-fists sequence! Die Hard reference!

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They got into space and this far out from earth in FIFTY YEARS?!
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So.

They have a vent.

In their enclosed spacecraft.

Above an open pit of rotting garbage.

Which connects to the rest of the ship.

GREAT DESIGN!

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Charlie just had the unfortunate need for another nickel.
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Apparently they let the guy who designed Putt-Putt golf courses design that office. #Monsterdon #Critters4

Charlie has seen Die Hard #monsterdon

"and you make fists with your toes"

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Angela counts slower than seconds actually elapse.

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oh no, not all of the close ties to Earth of Charlie, who took an extended leave from the planet to be a space bounty hunter probably without any intention to return

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I've been floating around for like half a century, it's not that bad

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@ohiofi Impressively specific!

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@diazona Reddit
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I"M SURE THE SOUND OF CLAWS IN VENTILATION DUCTS IS FINE
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can never find a Wookie when you need one #Monsterdon

@cd0

Compounding lab, for cheap grey-market Ozempic

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@ramsey @amyfou it's true, I was there

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Die Hard toe scrunches?

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They need an R2D2 to get outta this one!
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